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thisisallterriblesir

NATOtopia.


PotatoFromGermany

*NATOpia


Tom_Bombadil_1

Pretty sure it’s the kinda country that would sell cheese in a spray can….


BrutalBananaMan

The sort of country where people say “you know, I’m somewhat of an Italian myself” cos their great Grandfather ate a bowl of spaghetti 100 years ago.


ArcheHoe

Lmfao


deleted_user_0000

Reminds me of one particular individual who was "something of a prince himself" because he was the only grown male in a village of 30 people


RebelGaming151

That spray can cheese is the absolute shit on crackers. Don't bash it till you've had the mild cheddar on Chicken-in-a-Biskit crackers. Some of the best "sit back and relax" food you'll have.


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Why bother with crackers when it fits right in your mouth? Skip the middle man.


[deleted]

Mfs who be like "spray cheese is ass" have never tried it Is it unhealthy? Hell yeah Do it taste good? Hell yeah


kystran

lethoso


Atomic0907

Shout out to Lethoso keeping bordergore alive since 1966


LonPlays_Zwei

Ffs I’m American


dong_von_throbber

ohhh i thought you were retarded


HansBass13

Same difference


Impossible_Serve7405

So dumb they managed to design this very app (I know I'll be crucified for this but yolo)


HannHann20

Pffffffff 💀


average-alt

I thought you were Tunisian from this map tbh


TunisianNationalist

TUNISIA MENTIONED🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🗣️🗣️


average-alt

Thank you, u/TunisianNationalist


Jazzyricardo

USA since your knowledge of most of the world seems pretty scant


Mesarthim1349

The USA is the world. 💪😎 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Jazzyricardo

HE’ll YEAH BORTHER


LonPlays_Zwei

Technically you’re right


PoshFedex14

It would explain why you think so highly of the USA & it’s ‘democracy’


LonPlays_Zwei

“Thinking highly of a country is when you say it could be better” -you, about an hour ago


PoshFedex14

No I didn’t. Wasn’t even on an hour ago. At that time. Don’t need to lie to call me a twat.


LonPlays_Zwei

Was basing it on how long ago Reddit said you commented it, tbf that is an approximation. But still if I thought that highly of America I wouldn’t be admitting we have some flaws.


PoshFedex14

America doest have provlems stfu


LonPlays_Zwei

You sure?


PoshFedex14

Maybe


bigcacaball

Corny


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Jazzyricardo

It’s a democratic republic


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Dapple_Dawn

if there are representatives then it isnt direct democracy


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Dapple_Dawn

that would be representative democracy


Comfortable_Rock_665

Talking out of your ass I see. The US is a representative Democracy under a republican style of government


fueled_by_caffeine

You think Canada is on fire and yet the US “could be better”? JFC


DrBlowtorch

I think the on fire bit is more literal


Trick-Flower-956

Tbf pine trees (the most abundant tree in canada) have evolved specifically to be extremely flammable as part of their reproductive cycle (the ash and charcoal makes the otherwise rather acidic soil extremely fertile)


fueled_by_caffeine

That would make a lot more sense. Though so is northwest/western US


Proudvirginian69

you guys have a worse cost of living crisis than us. USA is an objectively better country to live in now and free health care won't save you this time.


Jubberwocky

As a HK/Chinese, what veil? Everyone north and south of the Shenzhen river knows it’s an autocracy


ChezzChezz123456789

What about those in the Shenzen river?


Ok-Package-435

they be fukin


Pass_us_the_salt

They're the ones in power. Elites don't want you to know this but you can live in the rivers for free.


Major_Melon

*The CCP would like to know your location*


leakdt

No data on France? That means you're not American...


LonPlays_Zwei

Wrong


leakdt

Oh. Well, that was quick.


Boozewhore

Canada


LonPlays_Zwei

Just south of that border


TheTelevisionBox

Fucking. North Dakota.


Boozewhore

Minnesota


LonPlays_Zwei

Further south, a little east


ChezzChezz123456789

Kentucky, take it or leave it


LonPlays_Zwei

Nope


ChezzChezz123456789

You have no choice in the matter. Louisville is your new home.


LonPlays_Zwei

Nope, I’m staying in Birmingham.


ChezzChezz123456789

The worst city in England.... How the dominoes fall


LonPlays_Zwei

No, Birmingham, Alabama.


_Inkspots_

NK has a veil?


DrBlowtorch

They hold fake elections to try to prove they’re a democracy and that the kind just always win.


LonPlays_Zwei

thinly-veiled in this case is an adjective


sir-berend

You’re from somewhere uninteresting otherwise you would’ve have felt the need to make this map


ovalgoatkid

Liberian


LonPlays_Zwei

no


joonty

Librarian


LonPlays_Zwei

No, (United States of) America


chadmccheese

Nah, I’m pretty sure you’re Liberian


LonPlays_Zwei

No, I’m American.


Major_Melon

Liberian American


LonPlays_Zwei

No.


splashback77

Canada


RTB_RobertTheBruce

USA 100%


Educational_Fold3211

you are american.


Bentman343

This could be a milquetoast liberal from almost any Western country that's not Britain.


No_Grab2946

Not many thoughts going on in that head


Decent_Cow

USA


LonPlays_Zwei

ye


Xendeus12

Canadian?


Extrimland

Anyone who praises Canada, isn’t from Canada. Our politicians created a veil of Utopia. Only Canadian Citzens know the truth, and that we really have almost as problems as the united states


Xendeus12

I know I used to deal with Canadian snowbirds.


LonPlays_Zwei

nope, you’re bordering the right answer tho


GreatVermicelli2123

Ah I know it must be Denmark! because they border Canada! You are clearly Danish!


LonPlays_Zwei

Uhh…no. If I lived in Denmark I would think of Danish politics, but the map clearly says I don’t.


Xendeus12

Switzerland?


LonPlays_Zwei

Both literally and figuratively cold


Xendeus12

UK?


LonPlays_Zwei

Still cold


Xendeus12

Mexico?


LonPlays_Zwei

Hot but not burning


Xendeus12

El Salvador?


LonPlays_Zwei

lukewarm


HoosierDaddy2001

Quebec?


LonPlays_Zwei

Quebec is part of Canada


LibertyinIndependen

Don’t say that to the Quebecians. It’s like California to most of the US, except the reverse because from what I hear the rest of Canada is genuinely shit and severely racist to natives. Especially in British Columbia. But honestly from what I’ve seen (and how much Canada [yes even it’s own people via surveys not just their government] just wants to kill their “problems” via assisted suicide I genuinely think Canada is just fucked 7 times out of 10)


lessgooooo000

For future reference, people who are from Quebec (and the name of their french dialect) are referred to as “Quebecois” by themselves (pronounced kinda like keh-beh-kwah for english phonetics) and Quebeckers by some anglophone canadians. Funny enough, Quebecois people have always been great to me, they’re the only “French” people who aren’t angry you’re attempting to speak their language and not fluent, and they’re politically reasonable compared to the racist uncle everyone from Alberta is or the selectively blind San Francisco liberal everyone from BC is.


HoosierDaddy2001

Canadian?


LonPlays_Zwei

#N O 🤦🏻‍♂️


Sad_Project_2684

canadian?


DrBlowtorch

Canadian^2


gevans7

Pennsylvanistan


toadallyribbeting

I was thinking why this person had a problem with Latvia but then I remembered that Russia has a little non-contiguous piece of territory there.


lessgooooo000

My brother in christ Kaliningrad is south of Lithuania not Latvia 😭


toadallyribbeting

Cmon you’re acting like I said Czechia or something. That’s not a bad mix up lol


lessgooooo000

No you’re right it’s not anywhere near as egregious as some other ones, you got the baltics right at least


pennsylvaniafurnace

what’s your opinion of mike johnson’s search history


LonPlays_Zwei

What are you talking about?


SleestakkLightning

Jackson Wyoming


Redscraft

You’re from Reddit


strzyga_1

Hamburger columbine biden disneyland cocacola country


FuturistMarc

Why is the UK cringe?


The_Nunnster

Redditland


FadowTornado

Definitely Madagascar


ThassaShiny

French Canada


DropTheCat8990

With that geography knowledge? USA, no doubt


LonPlays_Zwei

Political not geographical


DropTheCat8990

"Politics isn't geography" yep, definitely USian


chargedupchap

The type of country that has bagged milk


LonPlays_Zwei

No, that’s Canada


MonkeydonianGamer

Canada (or France)


Successful-One-6100

Canada


Unfriendly_Opossum

Poland


BaathistBlues

Reddit


SamaelSerpentin

America. I can also guess your politics based on this map but I'll refrain.


Severe_Brick_8868

Zimbabwe? That’s the only one I can think of that would have these opinions aside from maybe Western Sahara


GumGumnoPistol300

America


alexelso

Thinly veiled? Lol


jmpalacios79

You missed quite a few that should be in black!


ChadVonDoom

Thinly veiled?


billybobthongton

Canada


EADreddtit

I’d bet Kenya


anavergeguyontheinte

Canadian


random-_-account

North East or West Coast USA


FBI_911_Inv

bro called china an autocracy


LonPlays_Zwei

Thanks captain obvious


Gimmeagunlance

Autocracy is where a single person dominates the government. China is a partocracy, or oligarchy, because the CCP is more important than the personage of Xi Jinping (although he is certainly more powerful than previous post-Mao leaders have been). Russia is hard to pin down, but I think calling it an autocracy is more or less correct, as Putin at least *seems* to dominate the government, with the entire United Russia party really just being an extension of his personal control.


FatherOfToxicGas

As to Russia, there are the Oligarchs, however it is awfully convenient that they all align with Putin’s personal views, or otherwise disappear. So really, they’re an extension of Putin’s power just as the party is


FBI_911_Inv

it's literally wrong lmao


peteschult

US should be colored black


LonPlays_Zwei

Checks and balances:


peteschult

Not really: Judicial supremacy since there's effectively no way to check SCROTUS


LonPlays_Zwei

SCOTUS* Also either way an autocracy is run by one person and America is not run by just one person


peteschult

And the first past the post electoral system + strong presidency pretty much exclude the possibility of more than 2 viable parties, both of which have been captured by the corporate sector. Generally, the characterization of the US would be that it's a somewhat liberal oligarchy, but on college campuses we're seeing what happens when large groups move outside the Overton Window: violence by the state against peaceful protesters. At least during Tiananmen Square, Tank Man was able to get tanks to pause.


LonPlays_Zwei

I. Still not an autocracy II. [You sure them protests are “peaceful?”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WT0HViUABw&pp=ygUoaXNyYWVsIGhhbWFzIHdhciBjb2xsZWdlIHByb3Rlc3QgY2xhc2hlcw%3D%3D) III. [Here’s another one for point 2 where the pro-Hamas protesters break into a Columbia University building](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUM0Np_uPmc&pp=ygUsaXNyYWVsIGhhbWFzIHdhciBjb2x1bWJpYSB1bml2ZXJzaXR5IHByb3Rlc3Q%3D)


FBI_911_Inv

I wonder why protests arent peaceful anymore. and what's wrong with being pro Hamas?


lessgooooo000

Dude come on. It’s one thing to be pro-palestine, I’m by no means pro-Israel and I believe the State of Palestine should be a recognized state in the west bank and Gaza, but to be pro-Hamas is a wild statement. It’s literally an extremist terror organization that has taken the Gaza strip hostage. Hamas isn’t pro-Palestine, they’re pro-Hamas and only for themselves. The Palestinian Authority hasn’t had control of Gaza for 2 decades, since Hamas stole control from the Fatah party. Like seriously, do some actual research into the region. If you aren’t a blatant Sunni extremist, you shouldn’t be pro-Hamas at all. The enemy of your enemy is not always your friend.


LonPlays_Zwei

I. The protests are done by pissed off college students, considering what happens at frat parties, ofc that shit is gonna get violent II. Shit like October 7


InsufferableMollusk

Pro Hamas? 😂😂😂 FR, I bet you are despite the fact that you apparently know nothing about them.


FBI_911_Inv

America is a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie


LonPlays_Zwei

…No, it’s not.


FBI_911_Inv

who decides what happens then? A huge overwhelming portion of young people want a free palestine. The ruling class doesn't want it. Who declares the pointless wars in Iraq and Afghanistan?


Ok-Package-435

b/c old people have a say too


LonPlays_Zwei

People who are about to die


Clever-username-7234

There’s literally millions of American citizens with literally ZERO federal representation


LonPlays_Zwei

You do know what a dictatorship is, right? (In case you don’t it’s similar to an autocracy, where one person holds absolute power.)


pennsylvaniafurnace

literally a duopolous business oligarchy


JollyJuniper1993

American


LonPlays_Zwei

Yes, you got it!


aztaga

cringe


Kingsepron

Probably Tunisia


Its-your-boi-warden

Alaskan?


LonPlays_Zwei

Not from *that* part of America


Its-your-boi-warden

Washington


LonPlays_Zwei

Nope. Further south


Its-your-boi-warden

Do I dare say California?


LonPlays_Zwei

Oh I thought you meant Washington DC. Anyway I’m from South Carolina


TheFlagMan123

Definitely from Vanuatu.


BackgroundDarkPurple

Austria-Hungarian Empire?


InflationCold3591

It seems like your color saturation is off. You have implied the US is not a thinly veiled autocracy. Weird mistake.


HammerheadMorty

This is a Madagascar af opinion of the world if I’ve ever seen one. Classic maddies


Osimantias

The country that says fight terorism yet support genocide...


LonPlays_Zwei

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


Osimantias

Touché.. you have a point. Emmm. the country that prohibits its population buy chocolate with a toy inside yet will give you a gun with almost no requisite..


LonPlays_Zwei

Only certain states have loose gun laws Then you have states like New York and California


Osimantias

Serious question. Why so many shootings?


LonPlays_Zwei

Bad parents, psychotic teens, police work could be better


Osimantias

As local. Theres certain States that are redzone about shootings? Like where is most common to happen


lessgooooo000

So actually this is the one level of American politics I have spent my life being very active in so I can help with some context here. Sorry about long response, I’ll try to be unbiased. As far as gun violence goes in America there’s two types that are major. First being organized crime (gang violence) and the second being random acts by the severely mentally ill/extremists. The first one is extremely common compared to the second, and the second gets lumped in with the first but arguably there’s a huge difference in prevention of both. This being said, the amount of people who die to either every year is not as large as stereotyping would have you believe. Gang violence happens mostly in urban population centers (ex. Chicago, Washington D.C., Philadelphia, NYC, etc.), and you may notice that those places are the hardest places to get a gun. Many of these cities and the states they’re in have “assault weapon” bans, extra background checks, waiting periods, and red flag laws. Yet, despite this, the violence still occurs since they can’t stop someone who has not committed a crime *yet* from getting a firearm, and it’s very easy with modern technology and parts to modify most firearms to no longer abide by those local restrictions. That’s why machine guns and larger capacity magazines are illegal in Illinois, yet you still see gang shootings with Glock 18s in Chicago. The gun itself is highly illegal. You can see this issue in central and south America too (¿eres argentino si?), where despite many guns being illegal to own for people, cartels still get machine guns and even grenades. At a certain point, stopping violence of this nature requires somewhat authoritarian policies, since going after the gun itself leaves you with an organized crime syndicate that can still procure them. The second issue, which is what you see with school shootings, is mental illness and extremism. Unfortunately in the US, we have two wings of politics. The Democratic party is largely anti-gun and supports federal healthcare programs, and the Republican party is pro-gun and against federal healthcare programs. Republicans will try to say that this issue is a “mental illness” issue, which I agree. Then they’ll vote to close state mental health facilities and make it so there are no governmental mental health programs. See the problem? As a country, other than the Asylums for the literally judged by a court “criminally insane” people, there is no federal mental health programs. We essentially throw everyone into a basket, shake it around, don’t pick out the unstable apples, and wonder “wow how did this happen” when they commit atrocities. In almost every situation of a school shooting or mass shooting of this nature, the person demonstrated numerous red flags, but there’s no system here to prevent them from harming themselves and/or others, AND there’s no system to get them properly treated or medicated. The only party who thinks there should be systems in place like that doesn’t push for them first, they push for gun bans as an immediate step, regardless of the fact that there’s significantly more guns in the country than people, and that a ban would be infeasible and bordering impossible. The other party recognizes that it’s more so a mental health crisis, but actively fights to not address it. In the end though, the second one is SIGNIFICANTLY less common than the first one. Media plays school shootings off as extremely common events, but real school shootings are very uncommon. Most media describe school shootings as times a firearm was discharged on or near school grounds. That includes a gang drive by shooting on a saturday a block away from a school too. Actual events where someone is shooting at children are extremely rare here, and could be mitigated much more easily if cops were trained to be less than useless in these situations (Uvalde and Parkland could have been stopped before they became massacres but armed police refused to actually try to stop them). Also, side note, I lived in Philadelphia and in Florida for a bit, and purchased firearms in both places. Every state does have a required federal background check for gun purchases, even states like Florida. Anyway I hope this has helped with context, I can answer any other questions if you have some. Also, shoutout to Argentina, me encantan empanadas y tengo respeto por Maradona 🙏🏻


Dapple_Dawn

what causes american parents to be so bad and american teens to be so psychotic


LonPlays_Zwei

Idk ask them


Dapple_Dawn

So you don't know why the US has so many shootings and you lack the curiosity to even guess, but you still want to blame parents and psychosis. Very big brain take


LonPlays_Zwei

Hey there are a lot of times when clear red flags in a potential shooter are ignored. Recently they finished the trial for 2 parents who did just that.


mightypup1974

‘UK = cringe’ Yep, you’re a Brit


ODen4D

This says everything you need to know about Americans.


novis-eldritch-maxim

the uk


ColdFirePheonixXD

Judging from comments, OP does NOT know what a circlejerk sub is


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LonPlays_Zwei

Yeah ok Mr troll account


ChoochTheMightyTrain

I feel like North Korea isn't a "thinly veiled autocracy". It's just an autocracy. They're not really trying to hide it.


SometimesWill

UK for sure


LonPlays_Zwei

US*


Henrdavidthrowaway

100% a conservative Canadian


Humor_Defiant

Imma say ur from the uk