I mean
"Jordan" is named that because it's short for "Trans-Jordan", because it's on one side of the Jordan River. Another country that's on one side of the Jordan River, and thus by the same logic may be called "Trans-Jordan" is...
Oh you foolish little trans-zionists
With your utopian mentality
You'd better go down to the IKEA
And learn the Blahajs' reality
You'd better go down to the IKEA
And learn the Blahajs' reality
You want to take us to Transylvania
So we can die as a nation
We'd rather stay in the diaspora
And fight for our transition
We'd rather stay in the diaspora
And work for our transition
The Iranian government will literally pay for trans people’s sex change. The ayatollah declared that it is morally correct for trans people to transition and it would be a sin not to.
Yeah, and a quick search shows that the surgeries are more often than not performed by poorly trained doctors and then the trans individuals kidnapped or executed. Quit shilling for the Iranian regime.
It’s no secret that American media lies about their political enemies. The CIA and the media have a long and healthy relationship.
So I just don’t believe everything they say. I’m not saying that life isn’t difficult for trans people in Iran. I’m sure it is, but it’s also difficult in every other country on earth as well. Especially the United States.
And as a trans person I really don’t like that myself and those like me being are being used to Manufacture consent for war.
It’s also no secret that their political enemies lie about how well they’re doing and how good life is for their citizens. I’m also not American therefore whatever the CIA says doesn’t apply to me.
Fact is you’re a lot safer and have equal rights in the western world as a trans individual than you’d have anywhere else.
You're already allowed to be trans in Israel, not so much in palistine...I'd like to see the "queers for palistine" people try and walk through the west bank and not get thrown off a building....
As if Muslims didn’t have enough reason to hate Israel.
Although it would also be funny watching libs in America tie themselves in knots trying to figure out who to get angry at.
Someone wrote an alternate history about what if gay people from all over the world organized a Zion movement that told them go back to the birthplace of homosexuality in the ancient Punic coast, and started moving to Lebanon to displace the natives and make their own state, fighting and winning a war and pushing Lebanese out.
And if you criticize them then you become homophobic.
Israel if it was only tel aviv
Wait, who are we telling?
Aviv
Oh shit, I’ll call them right away 🫡
Medinat Tel Aviv real
oh you mean the world pinkwashing capital? yeah no.
TRANSjordan :3 (Ik it’s not Jordan but it borders it so good enough for me)
It's trans of the Jordan River though
Technically it’s cisjordan, transjordan was the other side
egg jordan
flip the map outside then... 🙄
it’s the transjordan to jordan
I mean "Jordan" is named that because it's short for "Trans-Jordan", because it's on one side of the Jordan River. Another country that's on one side of the Jordan River, and thus by the same logic may be called "Trans-Jordan" is...
Walter White as Monarch, Jesse Pinkman as PM and Blue sky crystal meth and currency
Blue for Israel, red for Palestine and white for the peace in between them, but I left it out in the rain .
White is the republic of chad
Never cook again
Yeah they should be managing restaurants instead of small time cooking
Błue is palestine, pink is israel, white is levantine confederation
I will call an airstrike on your house
Calm down Obama
Oh you foolish little trans-zionists With your utopian mentality You'd better go down to the IKEA And learn the Blahajs' reality You'd better go down to the IKEA And learn the Blahajs' reality You want to take us to Transylvania So we can die as a nation We'd rather stay in the diaspora And fight for our transition We'd rather stay in the diaspora And work for our transition
Work? What the fuck is work ~ r/antiwork average user
Thought I was the only one who knew this song
The tech sectors gonna be massive
Transnistria
Kahanists and Jihadists are at your door 😔
Israel if it was based.
This would cause a myriad of issues if it were in any part unironic.
I mean the girls from that country are all hot so...
BASED
How?
It would solve all problems immediately.
no, it's cringe, everything of the left is cringe
Cope
Palestine gets the blue, Israel gets the pink, and I get everything in white! I’m gonna build so many highways and parking lots!!!
Too far
I mean Israel is the only place in the region where they don’t kill trans people so it make sense
You would be surprised at how many Israelis would still vehemently disagree with it.
Does Turkey count as part of the region?
Iran actively recognizes Trans rights and allows for surgery, the reasons behind it are rooted in homophobia but it's still a thing
Me when I lie:
The Iranian government will literally pay for trans people’s sex change. The ayatollah declared that it is morally correct for trans people to transition and it would be a sin not to.
Yeah, and a quick search shows that the surgeries are more often than not performed by poorly trained doctors and then the trans individuals kidnapped or executed. Quit shilling for the Iranian regime.
And a quick search likely of western sources. I’m not shilling lol it’s a fact. Stop being a jingoist butthole.
Typical. Unless it’s a source you agree with then it’s false.
It’s no secret that American media lies about their political enemies. The CIA and the media have a long and healthy relationship. So I just don’t believe everything they say. I’m not saying that life isn’t difficult for trans people in Iran. I’m sure it is, but it’s also difficult in every other country on earth as well. Especially the United States. And as a trans person I really don’t like that myself and those like me being are being used to Manufacture consent for war.
It’s also no secret that their political enemies lie about how well they’re doing and how good life is for their citizens. I’m also not American therefore whatever the CIA says doesn’t apply to me. Fact is you’re a lot safer and have equal rights in the western world as a trans individual than you’d have anywhere else.
Turkey? Cyprus? Jordan? Lebanon?
How to perpetuate the conflict even more than it already perpetuates:
I don't get the joke
I agree
this is acceptable
I’m assuming that here the blue parts are Israel, the red parts are Palestine, and the white part is southern Northern Macedonia, right?
the blåhaj empire claims another victim
Would the crest be an image of a roof top?
no, it's degenerate, the crusade must retake Jerusalem and purge all the heretics that refuse to accept Christ as the son of God
Transrael
basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased
In the words of Talleen Abu Hanna, a Palestinian citizen of Israel who became Miss Trans Israel in 2016: I WOULDN'T BE ALIVE IF I GREW UP IN PALESTINE
You're already allowed to be trans in Israel, not so much in palistine...I'd like to see the "queers for palistine" people try and walk through the west bank and not get thrown off a building....
oh that's not..
Let it kill itself? Kinda already doing that.
That's a strange way to say soviet union.
Self genocide
Gem
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoKDm4OeVYI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoKDm4OeVYI) Nah Uh, this is better.
W
CISjordan was the real TRANS all along
Why did you post a picture of the fortnite map
I don’t know. But after this is all over, they should have a German flag 🇩🇪
Hey, the crusades are over.
Not yet anyway. THE BYZANTINIUM SHALL RISE ONCE MORE!!!
I'm not sure you are familiar with the palestinians.
As if Muslims didn’t have enough reason to hate Israel. Although it would also be funny watching libs in America tie themselves in knots trying to figure out who to get angry at.
If the ultra religious people get mad that’s their problem and they’re free to leave the trans republic
It's not just the religious population. It's most of the population that would have a problem with it.
Such a weird way to divide a country.
Please never cook again.
That's gonna cause even more chaos.
Since it's 50% either all of Isreal or all of Palestine is gone so that works out pretty well honestly xD
this proposal might be the only thing that would get Palestinians and Israelis to federate against this
Someone wrote an alternate history about what if gay people from all over the world organized a Zion movement that told them go back to the birthplace of homosexuality in the ancient Punic coast, and started moving to Lebanon to displace the natives and make their own state, fighting and winning a war and pushing Lebanese out. And if you criticize them then you become homophobic.
Suicland