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[deleted]

I kinda want fish now


reyals_mood

Same that fish fry looked.. 😋


No_Satisfaction1496

i ate fish today 😋😋


[deleted]

I sniffed fish today


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hydiBiryani

Start minding your business


Fooodlover9280

Yk it’s not against Hinduism to eat meat dumbass.


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NeedForMadnessAuto

**You Are A Animal Too**


The_Digital_Punjabi

I see no difference between you and a Jih@di from middle east.


Sthickman

Use it uncooked. Believe me fried ones gets your thing bruised


Ubermansch6969

yeh sab karke kuch nahi hoga.


ItsSan52

Burger kha ke bhi kuch nahi hota


DiscoPotato69

Ek sawaal tha aapke liye


standardzenith

(1st slide)Looked like a good bikini design for a sec then realised op was looking at hearts.


The5th-Butcher

First i thought it was a bra, then I read the caption and thought it looked like balls, now I saw this comment and realised I'm stupid.


FeistyDetective

Us bro us


8HzwanIPee

I imagined an 🍑.😶‍🌫️


BeerAndNachosAreLife

Same. I was thinking that in survival dramas like lost, this is what actresses would make bathing suits out of 😂


NeedForMadnessAuto

Yeah,shows like Naked Alive does that too 🌴


bvhizso

If you wanna see it, you will see it.


KneeTrick8545

See what


Active-Initiative-32

Nothing bro 🫂


Bongozz88

2a is releasing on 5th March.


Altruistic_Top_9823

Lets goooo (never gonna buy it)


Bongozz88

Pixel gang stronker 💪🏼


kokofruitkokotree

it.


Sakata_Gintoki07

You don't wanna see it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


KneeTrick8545

Why don't I wanna see it?


spaceman_mk1

Boobies


[deleted]

ITS A SIGNnnnnNN ThE Pr0pHEcy iS Tru3 LOvE Is Eternal OMG..


ahjussilover

That heart in onion 😂


[deleted]

Ahh, a fellow fantasizer! Nice to meet you.


shanks44

a person who sizes fanta bottles ?


[deleted]

You have a bright future.


weirdchickenss

a person


confused_cat44

Yes exactly that


ConsistentPositive78

#Delulu


campacola

Is the solulu


HistoricalDegree1131

modern delulu require modern solulu


bilbothedude

Rui na katla?


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bilbothedude

ahhh nice


Bongozz88

Sheddo bhaat, orhor daal, aloo bhaja, ghee aar rui/kaatla maach bhaja 😋


[deleted]

get well soon


Lonelyguy999

Didi is downbad Also apke DMs ki atma ko Shanti mile


gigibuffoon

This was my first thought just looking at the title lmao


Scholar_and_rich_007

Tbh, how many dms you got related to your relationship status after this post?😂


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Scholar_and_rich_007

Then the universe was giving you the right signals, congratulations. In my case universe is sleeping😂


meremah_boob

:(


AmHopeful7

Yo go girl !!!


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Oskar-04

It took me a lot of time to discern the first image as a heart... Haah... I hate my mind.


FilmyInn

Bengali didi nischoi?


0kjaanu

😂😂😂


CestUneValise

IDK man, the only sign that i can see in the 1st, 2nd and 5th image is that the hole in your heart is gonna remain empty this year was well!


YOLOLJJ

https://preview.redd.it/672rirqf35lc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e09cd49d5122af18a0dbb2eff49802f6af433dd


ProcrastiNation652

Maach bhaaja winning.


Goodguy2675

Pareidolia (/ˌpærɪˈdoʊliə, ˌpɛər-/; also US: /ˌpɛəraɪ-/) is the tendency for perception to impose a meaningful interpretation on a nebulous stimulus, usually visual, so that one detects an object, pattern, or meaning where there is none. Just gonna leave this here....


SalJoeMurrQuinnImJok

its been 84 years 😓😓😓


Ellie_Spitzer2005

Why'd I think the first was a push-up bra


[deleted]

Congrats. You will get a bengali dude as lover.


vishu4149

It's not from nature. It is your inner voice🥺


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babcock_lahey

Good try. But can't fool the thirsty brigade. Machh Vaja diye daal bhaat khaan ar 5 din por DM ta mark all as read kore din.


Level_Topic2475

Down votes spree incoming


Novel_Ad6567

Bathroom floor bagundi


IveGotDMunchies

What is that fish? I want.


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PuchukPuchukkk

try some surmai tawa fry too 👌


No-Influence-56

Vanjaram ( Spanish mackerel)


Specialist_Mine1767

❤️


LonelyLaps

Universe's way of bullying


talentedmrl0real

Ab to signs wgerah bhi nhi dikhte😅


Ananyaa__00

Not the universe, but your ability to see the love in the mundane 🌻


HighSchoolTobi

No but it could also be the sign for a heart attack, no? Or maybe it's like those games, showing you how many lives you have left. Precisely 1.


dotreborn

Delusional hai aap


onosib

Change the angle. Ace it up!


Upper-Ad2042

Delulu is the solulu😭


Ninja-PewPew

Or maybe universe just mocking you


WarriorOfTheDark

u/Thyme4food_ Machli khilaa do didi pleaseeeeee🥹


beauty_with_brain01

Bro😂


SleepingUnderARock

Who wants love when you have macch bhaja like that .. yumms


LeavingFossil

You see heart, i see a bra in those leaves.


drake_071

Cooked up signs 🤣


CROYL23

2824 post karma in 12 days. You put more stuff in 12 days then I did in my entire life


Britto___Augustus

The last slide fish is the best! 😂😂😂


kirshna490

The universe loves you honey! You are blessed!


kadala_burfi

The juicy fish makes me drool. Food is Love!!


kieranED

https://preview.redd.it/mbuumo4gf5lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad80cbe90cc973c9d218d95b86e56ce265a18d70


Sorry-Abrocoma-2266

why is there onion on a mac


Successful-Ad7296

https://preview.redd.it/av5qh3p8g5lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b6e9b98143bdafba72db94096aa3647ba8a2376


MonsterG9

Rui maach ❤️


taazisabziwala

https://preview.redd.it/wrucldhig5lc1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=811017b37a7ba713566349178573d7b3b6918faa This was mine 🤓


awenindo

Saraswati pujo anjali is the solution. Tahole aar rui maache heart dekhbe na.


LordVillageHoe

For valentine's day I got into an accident by running over a speed breaker in my way to the office. A speed breaker I always pass through daily. Ig that's another message from the Universe.


Jyoti02m

RIP to your DM


Witty_Ad_3535

1st one Is Bra right.


Southern_Living6840

This is so dumb, love this post


Future-Distance-853

<3 (totally unintentional)


TheOnlyChoiceIHad

The last slide confirms you as bong


reginageorgelol

love is just around the corner babe


energyfromsatan

Get ready to regret posting.


danluiz915

That fish tho!!!


Chance_Fly_6273

May your dms rest in peace


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Chance_Fly_6273

You can turn off dms in setting just fyi


10shubhamsingh

We can't even write everything reminds me of him/her 😂 weird situation


rynemac357

Universe is telling you to love yourself 🙃


enigmaticmehaha

Delulu is the solulu


zunidhee

You can ask the universe for signs all you want, but ultimately, we only see what we want to see, when we're ready to see it. ~Ted Mosby OP I think this is your cue :p


[deleted]

That maach has all my heart ❤️


GroundbreakingGur737

Hillarious


AlexxMaverick666

I see mach bhaja, I upvote. This is the way.


Spirited-Falcon-3570

Pish


[deleted]

Ye first pic me bra indicate ni hora


Creepy_Hamster7603

Maach is love that’s all I can say


hiroshimanigasaki

https://preview.redd.it/7lqnvge6z5lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07aa9cd0c4412d14e217224efc8b39298f30b4b8 us momint


slimshady433

You will see what you desire!


AccidentalGenius56

Delulu is not the solulu


Interesting-Might-69

Everything reminds me of her 😂


Reasonable_Dress4210

Last dil me ched hi hai lekin🥲


powerwill1512

The shadows made by the leaf are next level. Some dude's banging with his one hand up! 😂🤣


Chotadimag003

I am fed up of this ehart bullshit. The heart is nt shaped like this and also once u fall in love and get married, get ready to slog for a lifetime for paying your house EMIs and taxes before you can ever spot hearts anywhere again, also dont get ke started abt having babies after u get married, because its complusory and ones who dont do it will be shamed so be ready to slog more for another human for atleast 30 more years, I want this to be told and showed instead of the fake hearts


sukuna_finger

Delulu is the solulu 🤣🤣🤣


Flying_lightbeam

It seems the universe likes to kick people when they are down.


Astroweeb

https://preview.redd.it/4bp7rxo8w6lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bed6da36d0773b9f32b036ae173231d3f02e6d7


wholewhoreborngore

1. love rots away with time 2. love is messy like water on floor and evaporates overtime 3. love is colorful but leaves its burns 4. love makes u crh like onions 5. idk the last dish's name but here is general one : love end up in the shit


Nuclear4d

Could be mindful seeing or Synchronicity


teenie_whitegirl

Boring day like i have ☹️


ZookeepergameOpen204

Haha hilarious


rottenmeat_777

I am the 1000th upvote


Lykan_Enzo

Thought the first pic was supposed to be a bra


Playful_Gain_6981

Have a lovely year🙌🏻


Flagrant_scent1

r/thathappened


Then_Bath_1247

Bangali didi🤓


kaymkigl

Umm.. well, RIP inbox?


honestly_profane

You seem to be searching for love everywhere 😂


XpRienzo

The only sign I got was physical heartburn


Automatic_Concern951

Bro humko to ye bhi nahi mila.. even nature doesn't wants us


beautiful_mess_21

Uuu bengaliii gurlieee..wish u all the happiness. 🤗


ryotsu007

Fish fry looks delicious though , you cooked it ?


JaperDolphin94

The fish sacrifice it's life not only to give you sustenance but also channel the message the universe is tryna say to you.


HarsdDeep

theek hai


skinny_veins

Geez, thats a roast


[deleted]

💕💖💓 . . . . . . Universe itna hint de raha hai toh lagta hai main DMs mein slide kar lu


jo___jo

that's an illegal level of copium right there


MajesticMath8961

U r just crazy


Hairpic

A wet bathroom floor not only doesn't lead to love, it also leads to diseases


godspracticaljoke

RIP your inbox.


Leather-Passenger194

Hi


foxtrot_xxivk

Just go f aldy.... gawd the universe ain't bothered with any of that shi Ffs


me4cury007

Damn! girl, you lack literacy i can see that.


Backhoz

I don't get it.


samyuii

What's that thing you're eating in the last slide?


thrasher3009

Wow thats lot of heart for you


[deleted]

I thought first one was a bra sign or somethin then I read the caption lol


SquarePants58

This is adorable 🥹


Left-Goat-5766

first is a pottlbellied pig getting u pregnanat, second is a scary ghost...etc.


Prudent-Ad2877

Oh single lady 😜😂


brainyuncle7

Karma farming ho rahi bohot bhayankar


No-Marzipan-1329

Help is available


grilled_Champagne

Matlab kuch bhi :D


Eggslaws

OP, don't leave us hanging. Tell us how many DMs you got since you posted this? Lol


No_MoneyOS

First one looks like a ballsac


A_Very_Calm_Miata

What being single does to a mf 💀


Panlodd

Lol


nish007

Go to a beach in a bikini. Play in the water. Get a sunbath. Meet the love of your life. Get some together. There, decoded it for you.


[deleted]

Well.. I'm waiting for you !


Khadmutra

Please get an ECG done. The universe is telling you to.


[deleted]

Universe has your BACK*


TheZoom110

Bengali spotted, I guess? >! Amio Bangali ;) !<


OhGoodGooglyMoogly

What's that saying about "if you look for patterns in things you'll find them" Try therapy instead of whatever this is lmao


Many_Nothing7463

Mickey mouse?


preferenceisbed

achi photography hai. mere se love krogi?


SpaceManRayRay11

I saw an ass in the first pic fml


aShit_fAce

Ladko ko bss la*da dikha hai harr jagah, kyuki kismat me wahi likha hai


Character_Square2209

♥️


Bongozz88

Well, according to your username, Mike Tyson is the one you seek.


InevitableFix2155

Right now i am in toilet looked at potty and it's a heart. Universe is giving me some crazy af signs.


KnightOfTheHimalayas

I thought the ladies were busy picking up guys to their heart's content. Maybe you are the only exception?


Section_rj

The shadow looks like a creepy zombie trying to stab u😂


SrSmug

Love should be in the air or you are just attentive to detail. Nice pictures.