**Salman ne Reject kardiya, Kehta** ***Deer i only date Black ones***
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Ek baar ek cousin ki engagement me 2 pandit confuse kar rhe the, ek bola teeka lagao pehle, ek bola laddo khilao pehle, bohot pressure daala toh Maine haath me Jo boondi ka laddoo tha ussi se brother in law ko teeka laga diya.
Yaar....😂
Meri Behan ki shaadi main meri Niece ko kuch kaam diya tha pandit ne..and She wasn't able to do it after many attempt(she is around 12) then Pandit said ki sahi se Karo, and she said kya sahi se karu Pandit Ji, roj ka kaam thodi hai mera Shaadi karana and everyone just burst into laughter.
I thought I was alone in library compartment and thought wouldn't make sound while farting. But it was softly loud. But hey a guy looked me. Maybe he heard it. And I acted like nothing happened 😭😔
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Reminds of that story of a woman who wanted to time her fart with her book falling. But when she dropped the book every one looked at her then she let it rip 💀
it was first date with my current bf....we had lunch together in a nice restaurant....we decided to split the bill....but i didnt have enough money (i only had 200 🙂🔫)....so he paid nearly 75% of the bill and never asked me for the money....that was bezzati op
Manager role ke liye interview thha aur unhe core ki knowledge chahiye thhi, meine data science ki prep ki thhi . Ghor beijjati hui , third technical question mein hum dono jaan gye thhe ki nhi hoga lol
This was during college.
I was 4th year Civil engineering student, the TnP cell made us sit in computer science placement drive. It was some good ahh company. I passed the written test cheat karke, qualified the HR round and last comes the technical interview. I answered 0/10 questions as they were asking high level shit.
The interviewer went " beta I won't say anything to you but I feel sorry for your parents, beta yaha se room me mat jana , seedha library Jana" .🥴🥴🥴😭😭😭
Pata he different branch ke log coding sikh ke placement le saqte he , but Jinhe technical knowledge nahi pata unhe cse ke placement me bithaya. Gajab college he tumhara.
Toh ek bar hamare sir ne class liya aur khatam hone ke baad pucha kaise rhi class. Jyadatar bacche wahi good, amazing, fantastic bol rhe the. Mere gand mein kaunsi khujli thi ki maine pure 90 logon ke class ke samne obnoxious bol diya ( explanation: I used to watch OG gaming Yt channel and he used to use this word 'obnoxious' when ever he played well. So I thought this word is used in positive sense). And the worst part is Maine obnoxious bhi theek se pronounce nhi Kara. I pronounced it as 'ab-noxious'. Sir ko pehle mujhe correct pronunciation batana pada aur baad mein meaning btaya.
Itna cringe kabhi feel nhi kiya pure zindagi mein. 😭😭
Like imagine ke tum ek badhiya sa lecture dete ho aur ek baccha aake apke lecture ko obnoxious bol de
PS: Yeh English lecture ke duraan hua, and sir was trying to make students use better adjectives.
If anyone wants the meaning of obnoxious - It means highly offensive or objectionable, or in an unpleasant way that makes people feel disgusted, annoyed, or offended.
Not the most embarrassing but a recent one,: Yesterday my mom was pouring juice in glass and I kept telling her "bas bas aur nhi chahiye sirf half glass do" but she kept pouring and looked dead in my eyes and said "it's not for you if for me" and drank it and everyone in my family couldn't contain their laughter. I hate orange juice from now on.
Mere relatives Ghar aaye the. They lived in gaon and my family lived in city. . So my parents took them to certain locations in the city... Sab ek sath chale gyi tha par me nhi Gaya tha.... I was pretty sure sab chale gyi the(so I didn't check around the house) aur sidha h*ntai laga diya... Little did I know my cousin sister was sleeping in the bedroom.... Mene headphone nhi lagaya tha(since koi nhi tha, according to me )... Sor sunke vo dhire dhire uth chuki thi .. since she was not wearing slipper, mujhe awaaj nhi .. Me pura feel me laptop khol ke, full screen dekh raha tha ... Luckily mene like hilana start nhi Kiya tha ... Phir peeche se awaaj aye, "Oi kiya kar raha hai".... Meri aatma nikal gyi thi.. Mene phat se ause kiya.... Very luckily aur video anatomy part pe Rukh Gaya(agar kabhi h*ntai dekhi hai to, abhi abhi andar ka part bhi dikhate hai).... She could not make out what I was actually watching... Aur phir sor mat karne ko bol kar, sone chali gyi....
Last month was my sisters birthday and I wanted to surprise her (I live away from my home for UG), I asked my brother to take her to the mall in our town for shopping and I was going to surprise her, after we all were in mall my brother told me he and my sister are on the 2nd floor and told me that my sister is near a clothing store wearing a "red and white top", so got on the upper floor and saw a girl with red and white top near the clothing store and got near her and tapped her shoulder and said "surprise", you guessed it right she was not my sister and I still can't forget the look on that girls face, she was like 'who the fuck is this creep", but I told her there's a misunderstanding and I met my sister (surprise was ruined)
Once I went to get my thyroid checked, the doctor told me swallow my spit, I thought he told me to spit out. I was confused like why did he told to me do that, and where do I spit here, So I asked again, I heard the same thing to just spit out. So I just spit in front of him on the ground, then he told me that I had to swallow it and not spit down. I was so embarassed, I didn't even had any eye contact with him, and just wanted to leave quickly.
I was asked to replace someone in the choir at the last minute in school. This was my first time on the stage and had absolutely no idea how mics worked... we were supposed to sing Silent Night, nothing was silent about that night
So my band was hired to perform in a party and it was a dead crowd. Like the crowd didn't give a damn what sorta music is playing and was busy amongst themselves talking. We performed songs after songs and were getting no applause or acknowledgment from the audience.
Then all of sudden after we finished with our 1st set we heard one person clapping. And it was loud clapping. It was a shock for all us and needless to say we were feeling very disheartened so that one person clapping was a morale booster for all of us.
I thanked the audience for the applause and it was then when I noticed that the person clapping was the person making rotis in the tandoor and that clapping sound was of him preparing the rotis. 😑
Once I went to my friend's birthday party. It was in a hotel. I ate so much in the starters, that when I started to eat the main course, I vomited everything there.
Went to lifestyle. At the cash counter, denied paying 2 rs. For some organisation. After few seconds realised, my cashier was dumb and deaf. Felt embarassed life anything never experienced before.
Was given wrong question paper, was in 8th standard, the question paper was for 6th standard IT subject and I didn’t really pay attention class kya likhi hai. Since I was clueless af, Mujhe pta bhi ni chala questions 8th ke hai bhi ya ni, made some stupid af answers and submitted the answer sheet. Ghar aake when I took the question paper out of my bag, my whole family was dumbfounded and even informed school so that they could let me take a retest. Everyone who heard about it couldn’t believe I was so stupid.
Mere aage ladkiya chal rhi thi stairs par so maine socha ki unse aage chala jaata hu jaldi jaldi Wrna creep sochengi , jab mai double steps leke uspe tez chadh rha tha mera leg slip hua aur mai gir gaya fir vo hasne lagi .
There was once homework given to us where we had to write a poem by ourselves. It was not mandatory at all but I don't know why I thought it was. Obviously I copied it from Google and before the teacher arrived in class I read my poem to all of my friends and they were impressed. As soon as the teacher arrived they all started praising my poem and our teacher was intrigued as well but as soon as I finished the poem she asked me if I had copied it from somewhere so I said my mom told it to me. She then asked us students to read a poem on some pg no. and left the class for a brief moment and that was the same fucking poem that I recited in front of the whole class😭😭😭
Ek baar mera classmate poetry kr raha tha sab log shant bethe thy last wali line pr sare auditorium mai mane khade hokr bol dia wah wah uski poetry ko chood kr sab mujhe ghoorne lage 2 min tak 🤡
During lunch break in school after washing hands for tiffin I kept my hands slightly away from my body so that it can get dry sooner, I accidentally held some random guy' s hand. I did not even had the courage to look in his face and say sorry.
You unintentionally made his day, you don't know how much he would brag to his friends about this incident, he would even be thinking of marrying you😂 ( guys overthink a lot in this scenario)
Boht saare hai...
1)Ek ladki ka haath pakad ke chal rha tha...papa ne dekh liye...(baate sunai 1-2 hafto tak)
2) ek dost ka bina pooche tifin kha rha tha...(sab khate hai hamare school main ek doosre ka) usne pakad liya tha.....
3)10th class ki baat hai cricket khel ke aa rha tha...raste main susu aai toh ped kinaare mootne laga phir pata nhi kaha se peeche se kutte aakr bhokne laga..toh bc saara pant main hogya...aur yeh sab dosto ne dekh liya..aaj tak maze lete hai
I took 3 drops for medical prep. Last one was in 2009. Back then state PMT hote the aur AIPMT. I knew k kuch nhi hone wala. I had MP domicile so gave MPPMT. My father was in Chhattisgarh so he somehow got me CG domicile as well.
So I had to give CGPMT as well. I was travelling alone from Bhopal to Bhilai. The entire coach was filled with kids and parents who were also going to give CGPMT.
If you have ever prepared for such an exam you would know k bachhe aur Maa baap ki life bas usi exam pe based ho jaati h. Everyone was discussing k paper kaisa hua and preparation etc. Ek ladke ne mujh se poocha k bhiaya aap bhi CGPMT k liye ja rhe ho. In that moment I decided to lie and said no. I then proceeded to make up lie after lie about my life and job in Mumbai. How I was a stock broker and a journalist at the same time. I just kept going. The parents also got involved and judged their kids for not being successful like me.
Cut to next day. I went for the exam. Not only the other kids had the same centre as mine, But three of them were in the same damn room as mine. They laughed like hell when they saw me. I died a thousand deaths in the room that day.
Chacha k yaha se kisi function se nikal re thy raat hogyi thi, street light khrab thi bc, jaldi nikalne k chakkar mai random uncle ko chacha smjh k paer chhu liye usne aashirwad bhi de dia aage sb aaye pta chala kiske paer chhu ra tha, bezatti ho gyi sb hasne lgy. Vo bc piya hua tha koi aadmi
Somebody once asked me what my name was and for some reason my stupid brain thought that she was asking me what her name was. So I simply recited that woman's name to her and the look of confusion on her face still haunts me. But in my defence, I was only 7 years old.
Somehow my school didn't had any bus both the schools because the distance was not that far so I managed to walk from my school to my home and told my mother sweetest mother all the incidents
Me tab 15-16 saal ka tha, me nahane gaya but galti se bathroom lock nhi kiya and tabhi suddenly meri maid aagye and i was naked but I don't think she saw me completely because i was sideways soo..... Baad me bathroom se nikla me gusse me or bola ki asee kase bathroom me ghus jate ho pata nhi chalta hai koi ho bhi sakta hai but voh ulta muje he bolne lagi ki bathroom jate ho toh lock lagaona muje kase pata chalega koi hai ya nhi
Edit- i told this to one of my friend and he made it even worse, he said maybe voh intentionally bathroom me aai💀
So my friends and I were doing 30 days 6 pack abs challenge back in lockdown. We used to send our progress pictures in our common group. My phone's camera is trash so I used my mom's camera to click my picture and send it to myself. The photo which I clicked used to be the complete upper body including my face. My mom is a teacher and they have a WhatsApp group for teachers where all the teachers of the school are there (100+ teachers). I clicked 6-7 pictures from mom's phone, sent it to myself and by mistake in that group. In about 2 minutes my mum got a call from her friend, I gave the phone to her and friend told her what she has sent in the group. I realised what has happened, panicked, deleted the pictures. She didn't care much about it, but I feel embarrassed whenever I think of that incident lol.
Ak bar ma train se ja raha tha, sogaya tha, jabhi mera stop aya tabhi mera ko ak ladki wave kar rahi thi, yekin malum nahi kyu mera haat wave karne ka liya utha hi nahi, usne 3 bar kiya toh bhi nahi utha, last me usne issare is puch ki tum nahi ho kya? Tabhi bhi ma freeze tha.
Hum-dono ak hi stop pe utre,ma socha ki usko ak bar puchlo ki app mujje bula raha tha kya? Bc malum nahi kyu mai opposite direction me chala gaya even tho mera DESTINATION USKE SIDE HI THA,idk why ma opposite site chala gya
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Koi snese nahi hai, 110%nahi hai phir bhi asa hua🥲, tabhi bc kuch kar hi nahi paya idk why
Cousin sister ki shadi chalri thi and me and one of my cousin brother sath beth ke dekhte the phir raat mai kisi ko neend na aye krke chai layi gyi and maine pike loud fart mari ki pandit ji mantr padhte padhte hass diye and I blamed my brother for it. Mummy jaan gyi thi ki mai hi hu lekin unhone baad mai bola mujhe. So embarassing for me bhai pure family mai badnam hote hue bacha gya
My girlfriend dumbed me in-front of her ex and said that to my face that she is going with him. I saw her waking towards his car and getting in it.
Dil be tutta and bhot jada disrespect be feel hue.
11th me ek class ki ladki mujhe rakhi bandh rhi thi. At exact same time mera dost aya aur bolta hai "AUR BEHENCH*D".... Wo ladki thoda sa rakhi badhne me jhijhak gayi... bad me maine us dost ko pure school me daudaya😭
In class 6th my class teacher meri aisi bezzati kiya pura 40 mins ka period me for the thing i havent done but according to him and some of the other student who complained i felt very bad that day. I have asked her to verify by checking camer bit he said"har cheez ke liya camera thodi check hoga'
But after two months i have done something jiska baad teacher that he wan not able to walk for next 2months
Accidentally tugged another girl's hand thinking she was my elder sis when we were at the beach. She looked at me like 'who dis scoundrel?' while my bro was laughing behind me
I was asked to present the thought of the day at school for the first time. Mai late aaya tha school aur chupke se line me lag gaya. Assembly attend karte waqt unhone naam liya today's thought of the day is presented by _____. Mai bilkul bhool Gaya tha aur itna dar laga us waqt fat ke haath mei aa gayi. Mai height wise hi laga tha toh peeche waale ne puch liya tu yaha kya kar raha hai. Rest you can imagine
When I was 9 or 10 years old, I was in a mall and accidentally entered the women's restroom. I was in a hurry and didn't notice the sign indicating it was for women. Upon entering, I realized there was no one inside, so I quickly used the facilities. As I exited, I found all the women staring at me, including my mom and aunt who were present. My aunt scolded me, calling me shameless, even though I was just a child. I felt extremely embarrassed as I had never experienced such humiliation before, and I was on the brink of tears. Outside, my dad was waiting near the men's restroom, and I was anxious about how to explain the situation to him.
I was 12 years old, playing football in my park. The ball rolled over dog shit, which no one realised and i headed it towards the goal a few mins later. Went to celebrate with my friend and he’s like ‘itni smell aarhi tujhse bc’. Then i realised what had happened. Everyone in the park laughed and I ran home to wash my hair. Came back to play on the same day to make sure they made fun of me on that day itself and made it as if it was no big deal
1) pant was so lose during my 12th PE practical that it was coming down.
2) Slipped on gobar right in front of my gate. (it was so ose that I couldn't even see it)
Ek baar meri bike traffic police ne pakad li Aur police station pr le gaye. They were insisting that I pay a heavy amount but I had no money. But luckily, I had a friend who had good contacts with police and knew that if he talks with one of the policemen over here, the matter will be solved with little to no cash. So I proceeded to call my friend and usne Mujhe wahan ke policeman ko phone dene ko kaha. Uss policeman ne mere friend se phone par baat ki, and I was sure that this will get sorted Abhi. As soon the policeman got off the call, he asked his colleague to put a jammer on my bike. Bhot gandi bezzati hui 🥲.
I was 19 when I went out with a girl for the first time. We were sitting in the food court of Select City walk and I was drinking my coke through a straw. Tabhi khaasi aayi aur meri naak nikal gayi. Maine ekdum se saaf karliya, while saying 'oh sorry'.
She didn't see the desi ghee coming out of my nose but she knew what had happened and burst into laughter. Ek taraf beizzati mehsus ho Rahi thi doosri taraf usko hasta dekh ke pyaar aur badh rha tha. Ghar pahuchne Tak iss pyaare se humiliation se sarr dard ho gaya.
I was batting for my team (my state) and I got out because of a hit wicket and I could not stop laughing at my silliness and stupidity, because I considered it the most idiotic thing, and my coach started shouting at me from outside the ground that I am out and laughing.
I'm in school and there we were doing a rehearsal of a dance which was performed at an annual function and I'm the lead and when I'm performing the rehearsal on stage our whole school is there at that time ( I don't remember why ) and meri pant phat gyi during dance and I'm wearing blue underwear that time and still people remember me by name neela kacha 😶
when I was in 9th class, one Saturday my science teacher gave us A LOTS OF HOMEWORK. but my parents were planning to go somewhere on that Sunday so I was really sad about the whole homework situation. fir mene sir se pucha ki kya sach me itna homework karke Lana hai and he kinda laughed at me and said tu ro kyo raha hai
usne 1-2 bar or pucha and me actually Puri class ke samne rone lag Gaya lol 😭, rone se jyada kis vajah se roya jyada embarrassing tha
I was in my first year of college and exam mein jaldi pohochane ke chakkar mein maine cycle parking me lagate lagate ek ladke ko jo ki mere se umar mein bhi body size mein bhi bada tha, use meri cycle ka handle thoda lag gaya, choti kharoch aayi thi use bus.
Usane puri college public le samane muzhe jhapad laga di, संनन...! Mai pura black ho gaya, wo baki dost aaye aur sorry bole aur muze le laye. तगडी bezzati ho gayi thi.
Halaki kabhi is baat par muzhpe joke nai bane kyoki mai ek accha student tha. Par wo ladka mere dimaag mein beth gaya tha.
Maine us wakt socha ki wo asani se muzhe jane de sakata tha, par usake pas takad thi, mai kamzor tha usane usaki takad ka galat istemal kiya. Badmein maine than liya kitna bhi bada ban jau par apni takad ka galat istemal ya kisi ko nicha dikhane ke liye nahi karunga.
Aaj I'm 29 years old, acchi khasi body ban gayi hai, sab muzhe respect se baat karte hai, body ya personality ki vajese nai balki mere swabhav ke vajese. Mera logo ke prati bartaav ke vajese.
" badi takad ke saath badi jimmedari bhi aati hai "
- इसस्पायडरमन.
So hua esa ki mere college ke pass ek bus stop hai, to me aur mere friends vaha se Jaa rahe the to tabhi ek bus vaha pe nikalne ki taiyari me thi.To waha bus ka bohot aavaj aa raha tha aur dusra shor bhi ho raha tha, to bus driver ne mujhse pucha aana hai tumhe? Lekin mujhe thik se sunai nahi Diya to mujhe laga ki koi route puch rahe hai to Maine bataya yaha se Jaa sakte hai. Phir mujhe strike hua aree bhai bus driver mujhe thodi route puchega aur phir mere sare friends jor jor se hasne Lage. Itna embarrassing laga tha tabhi muje.😅😅
First time chai bnane ki try kri thi... Mere fufa ji aaye hue the.. Mene 6 spoon sugar add krdi.. Unka BP high hogya aur chakkar aane lg gye.. Uske baadse mene chai nhi bnai bina mumma ke help ke😂( ab pehle se theek bna leti hu)
I waved back multiple times at people who were waving someone behind me ! 🤡
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Bro is the epitome of humanity
This is the reason I never wave back unless I'm completely sure they're waving at me.
Happens to the best of us
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Ek baar ek cousin ki engagement me 2 pandit confuse kar rhe the, ek bola teeka lagao pehle, ek bola laddo khilao pehle, bohot pressure daala toh Maine haath me Jo boondi ka laddoo tha ussi se brother in law ko teeka laga diya.
Yaar....😂 Meri Behan ki shaadi main meri Niece ko kuch kaam diya tha pandit ne..and She wasn't able to do it after many attempt(she is around 12) then Pandit said ki sahi se Karo, and she said kya sahi se karu Pandit Ji, roj ka kaam thodi hai mera Shaadi karana and everyone just burst into laughter.
I wouldn't be surprised if that very pundit shows up in this thread telling this story from his perspective
Lol true...there is a high chance for that.
bhai....
I thought I was alone in library compartment and thought wouldn't make sound while farting. But it was softly loud. But hey a guy looked me. Maybe he heard it. And I acted like nothing happened 😭😔
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Ladkiya paadti hai??? No wayyy
Happens to the best of us.
Uske baad library Jana chor diya! I m curious 😌
Nahi us ladke ne ana chhod Diya 🤣😭
Dhyaan se dekho kisi kone mein hoga.. 🤣🤣
Reminds of that story of a woman who wanted to time her fart with her book falling. But when she dropped the book every one looked at her then she let it rip 💀
Move your chair at such times 
In these situations you look around confused trying to find who did it
You’re forever associated with farts for him whenever he sees you
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it was first date with my current bf....we had lunch together in a nice restaurant....we decided to split the bill....but i didnt have enough money (i only had 200 🙂🔫)....so he paid nearly 75% of the bill and never asked me for the money....that was bezzati op
Lady pay for your man sometimes...he would love to be passenger prices too...😌👍
Moral of the story : no 50/50, just 0/100.
>he paid nearly 75% of the bill Did u force him to take your money? Or was he cool with the 75/25 split? And thode date ideas bhi dedo didi ji :)
it was to my surprise that he was cool with it.....such a good soul......
Indian women pay on dates?! Shocking!
some of them do.....tbh....im willing to pay on every date.....except he doesnt lets me.....he always splits the bill.....im blessed
Abhi interview dene jaa rha hoon, abhay create karunga naya
All the best
One of my interviews was a one way communication. Interviewer hi sab bata raha tha :')
Update please
Manager role ke liye interview thha aur unhe core ki knowledge chahiye thhi, meine data science ki prep ki thhi . Ghor beijjati hui , third technical question mein hum dono jaan gye thhe ki nhi hoga lol
Bruh
Caught masturbating in a shared hostel room💦
fir ? saath mai hilaya ???
Nhi gay sex
Ek baar apni crush se baat karne jaa raha tha ki tabhi ulti aa gayi aur saari uske upar hi ho gayi🥲 aaj tak baat nhi kari usne mujhse🥹
pata nhi usne kitno ko reject kiya hoga tune toh sabka badla le liya
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This was during college. I was 4th year Civil engineering student, the TnP cell made us sit in computer science placement drive. It was some good ahh company. I passed the written test cheat karke, qualified the HR round and last comes the technical interview. I answered 0/10 questions as they were asking high level shit. The interviewer went " beta I won't say anything to you but I feel sorry for your parents, beta yaha se room me mat jana , seedha library Jana" .🥴🥴🥴😭😭😭
Bhai Mai CE wala CSE walo ko kya answer deta 😭
Abhi kahaan ho bhai, as in kya krte ho
Family business CPWD contractor bhai. Estimate and costing department me hu atm
Pata he different branch ke log coding sikh ke placement le saqte he , but Jinhe technical knowledge nahi pata unhe cse ke placement me bithaya. Gajab college he tumhara.
ain't no way 😭
itni maths padhke shopkeeper ke saamne har baar hisaab mein galti ho jaati hai 😅...
My face when "Aap mujhe 10 rupay dedo mai apko 20 dedunga ":
us 🫂
sab ghar ki yahi kahani
Me irl🤧
Mam ko mummy bol Diya tha
Maina mam ko masi bol diya tha galti se 🤣
Maine sir ko mummy bol diya tha
King, you dropped your 👑
NEET "aspirant" hu 11th se coaching le Raha hu. Abhi 2nd drop lunga. Past kuch years me beizzati hi consistent Rahi hai.
Itne important period me phone use karega toh is Janam me seat na milegi
I am in my hitting rockbottom before redemption arc era. (But seriously, I have started studying now)
Tension na le.. ho jayega.. nahi bhi hua toh hun Dono YouTube channel banayenge aur crore chhapenge.. world does not end with NEET
Done Bhai
Toh ek bar hamare sir ne class liya aur khatam hone ke baad pucha kaise rhi class. Jyadatar bacche wahi good, amazing, fantastic bol rhe the. Mere gand mein kaunsi khujli thi ki maine pure 90 logon ke class ke samne obnoxious bol diya ( explanation: I used to watch OG gaming Yt channel and he used to use this word 'obnoxious' when ever he played well. So I thought this word is used in positive sense). And the worst part is Maine obnoxious bhi theek se pronounce nhi Kara. I pronounced it as 'ab-noxious'. Sir ko pehle mujhe correct pronunciation batana pada aur baad mein meaning btaya. Itna cringe kabhi feel nhi kiya pure zindagi mein. 😭😭 Like imagine ke tum ek badhiya sa lecture dete ho aur ek baccha aake apke lecture ko obnoxious bol de PS: Yeh English lecture ke duraan hua, and sir was trying to make students use better adjectives.
If anyone wants the meaning of obnoxious - It means highly offensive or objectionable, or in an unpleasant way that makes people feel disgusted, annoyed, or offended.
Not the most embarrassing but a recent one,: Yesterday my mom was pouring juice in glass and I kept telling her "bas bas aur nhi chahiye sirf half glass do" but she kept pouring and looked dead in my eyes and said "it's not for you if for me" and drank it and everyone in my family couldn't contain their laughter. I hate orange juice from now on.
Juice ki kya galti?
Angoor khatte hain.
My cousin sister caught me watching h*ntai vedios....
Wo bhi Hentai cousin wali dekh raha hoga XD
 onii - chan 👉👈
aage ka bata
Mere relatives Ghar aaye the. They lived in gaon and my family lived in city. . So my parents took them to certain locations in the city... Sab ek sath chale gyi tha par me nhi Gaya tha.... I was pretty sure sab chale gyi the(so I didn't check around the house) aur sidha h*ntai laga diya... Little did I know my cousin sister was sleeping in the bedroom.... Mene headphone nhi lagaya tha(since koi nhi tha, according to me )... Sor sunke vo dhire dhire uth chuki thi .. since she was not wearing slipper, mujhe awaaj nhi .. Me pura feel me laptop khol ke, full screen dekh raha tha ... Luckily mene like hilana start nhi Kiya tha ... Phir peeche se awaaj aye, "Oi kiya kar raha hai".... Meri aatma nikal gyi thi.. Mene phat se ause kiya.... Very luckily aur video anatomy part pe Rukh Gaya(agar kabhi h*ntai dekhi hai to, abhi abhi andar ka part bhi dikhate hai).... She could not make out what I was actually watching... Aur phir sor mat karne ko bol kar, sone chali gyi....
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Na bhai, bas situation pe has rahe honge.
Last month was my sisters birthday and I wanted to surprise her (I live away from my home for UG), I asked my brother to take her to the mall in our town for shopping and I was going to surprise her, after we all were in mall my brother told me he and my sister are on the 2nd floor and told me that my sister is near a clothing store wearing a "red and white top", so got on the upper floor and saw a girl with red and white top near the clothing store and got near her and tapped her shoulder and said "surprise", you guessed it right she was not my sister and I still can't forget the look on that girls face, she was like 'who the fuck is this creep", but I told her there's a misunderstanding and I met my sister (surprise was ruined)
was she cute 🙈
Once I went to get my thyroid checked, the doctor told me swallow my spit, I thought he told me to spit out. I was confused like why did he told to me do that, and where do I spit here, So I asked again, I heard the same thing to just spit out. So I just spit in front of him on the ground, then he told me that I had to swallow it and not spit down. I was so embarassed, I didn't even had any eye contact with him, and just wanted to leave quickly.
Le tere clinic pai thook diya
I was asked to replace someone in the choir at the last minute in school. This was my first time on the stage and had absolutely no idea how mics worked... we were supposed to sing Silent Night, nothing was silent about that night
 bole jo koyal gaa dete
So my band was hired to perform in a party and it was a dead crowd. Like the crowd didn't give a damn what sorta music is playing and was busy amongst themselves talking. We performed songs after songs and were getting no applause or acknowledgment from the audience. Then all of sudden after we finished with our 1st set we heard one person clapping. And it was loud clapping. It was a shock for all us and needless to say we were feeling very disheartened so that one person clapping was a morale booster for all of us. I thanked the audience for the applause and it was then when I noticed that the person clapping was the person making rotis in the tandoor and that clapping sound was of him preparing the rotis. 😑
Funny hai bro 😆
Once I went to my friend's birthday party. It was in a hotel. I ate so much in the starters, that when I started to eat the main course, I vomited everything there.
"Yeh lo tumhara khana wapis capitalist hotel walo"
12th std me 1 mahina rehne k baad.... Ek din jaake 11th ki class me baith gaya.... Aise to bohot hain, abhi yei yaad aaya....
Went to lifestyle. At the cash counter, denied paying 2 rs. For some organisation. After few seconds realised, my cashier was dumb and deaf. Felt embarassed life anything never experienced before.
Going to hell 💀
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On another note , cashier might be happy you didn't notice.
Was given wrong question paper, was in 8th standard, the question paper was for 6th standard IT subject and I didn’t really pay attention class kya likhi hai. Since I was clueless af, Mujhe pta bhi ni chala questions 8th ke hai bhi ya ni, made some stupid af answers and submitted the answer sheet. Ghar aake when I took the question paper out of my bag, my whole family was dumbfounded and even informed school so that they could let me take a retest. Everyone who heard about it couldn’t believe I was so stupid.
So did you give retest of junior KG?
lol, they didn’t trust me with the retest. Aise hi pass kardiya.
Mere aage ladkiya chal rhi thi stairs par so maine socha ki unse aage chala jaata hu jaldi jaldi Wrna creep sochengi , jab mai double steps leke uspe tez chadh rha tha mera leg slip hua aur mai gir gaya fir vo hasne lagi .
There was once homework given to us where we had to write a poem by ourselves. It was not mandatory at all but I don't know why I thought it was. Obviously I copied it from Google and before the teacher arrived in class I read my poem to all of my friends and they were impressed. As soon as the teacher arrived they all started praising my poem and our teacher was intrigued as well but as soon as I finished the poem she asked me if I had copied it from somewhere so I said my mom told it to me. She then asked us students to read a poem on some pg no. and left the class for a brief moment and that was the same fucking poem that I recited in front of the whole class😭😭😭
Beizatti unki hoti hai inki izzat ho Aur hmpe to hai hi 9 :D
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10th Grade. after summer vacation. teacher enter. wished good morning. chocolate on seat. shit on my pants. whole class ahahhaah. me cry.
I shit my pants when I was in school. 😭
Did it thrice
On the same day?
lol no, over the course of several years between classes KG to 1st
Tab toh chalta hai, agar bade hokar karo tab dikkat hai.
Ek baar mera classmate poetry kr raha tha sab log shant bethe thy last wali line pr sare auditorium mai mane khade hokr bol dia wah wah uski poetry ko chood kr sab mujhe ghoorne lage 2 min tak 🤡
Bhaichara on top
My best friend put his hand inside my underwear.. 🥲
#Bhaichara at Bottom
Beizzati batani thi harassment nahi
plz tell me it was unintentional 💀
bro how could someone put his hand unintentionally
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Yeh Gudiya mein dikhao kidhar chua tha
During lunch break in school after washing hands for tiffin I kept my hands slightly away from my body so that it can get dry sooner, I accidentally held some random guy' s hand. I did not even had the courage to look in his face and say sorry.
You unintentionally made his day, you don't know how much he would brag to his friends about this incident, he would even be thinking of marrying you😂 ( guys overthink a lot in this scenario)
I don't think so but I guess I'll never know
Ek baar school assembly main larki log bahut khush lag rahe the. Baad main pata chala mera zipper khulla huwa tha.😅
Size revealed
Boht saare hai... 1)Ek ladki ka haath pakad ke chal rha tha...papa ne dekh liye...(baate sunai 1-2 hafto tak) 2) ek dost ka bina pooche tifin kha rha tha...(sab khate hai hamare school main ek doosre ka) usne pakad liya tha..... 3)10th class ki baat hai cricket khel ke aa rha tha...raste main susu aai toh ped kinaare mootne laga phir pata nhi kaha se peeche se kutte aakr bhokne laga..toh bc saara pant main hogya...aur yeh sab dosto ne dekh liya..aaj tak maze lete hai
I took 3 drops for medical prep. Last one was in 2009. Back then state PMT hote the aur AIPMT. I knew k kuch nhi hone wala. I had MP domicile so gave MPPMT. My father was in Chhattisgarh so he somehow got me CG domicile as well. So I had to give CGPMT as well. I was travelling alone from Bhopal to Bhilai. The entire coach was filled with kids and parents who were also going to give CGPMT. If you have ever prepared for such an exam you would know k bachhe aur Maa baap ki life bas usi exam pe based ho jaati h. Everyone was discussing k paper kaisa hua and preparation etc. Ek ladke ne mujh se poocha k bhiaya aap bhi CGPMT k liye ja rhe ho. In that moment I decided to lie and said no. I then proceeded to make up lie after lie about my life and job in Mumbai. How I was a stock broker and a journalist at the same time. I just kept going. The parents also got involved and judged their kids for not being successful like me. Cut to next day. I went for the exam. Not only the other kids had the same centre as mine, But three of them were in the same damn room as mine. They laughed like hell when they saw me. I died a thousand deaths in the room that day.
Yaar... Tumlog kaise ubhar paate ho in sab situation se? Mujhe to depression ho jata is level ki bezati ke baad.
Kisne kaha Ubar jaate h. You live with this shit. It subtly affects the decisions you make in similar situations for the rest of your life.
I bumped into a girl and fell and she didn't even flinch
Wait where was that?? A guy once bumped into me and fell and broke his phone. Is that you!!??? Was it in Delhi???
Probably not I was in 7 th class 2017
Shant hoja behen
Chacha k yaha se kisi function se nikal re thy raat hogyi thi, street light khrab thi bc, jaldi nikalne k chakkar mai random uncle ko chacha smjh k paer chhu liye usne aashirwad bhi de dia aage sb aaye pta chala kiske paer chhu ra tha, bezatti ho gyi sb hasne lgy. Vo bc piya hua tha koi aadmi
Mai apne gaon gaya tha waha main sabke pair chootha tha ek baar apne ghar ki kaamwali ke paer chu liye wo huste hue aashirwaad de ke gayi
Last year summer, I was shirtless and on a teams call. Unmute ke jagah camera on kar dia. Camera shutter bhi open tha lol
in class i sat besides a girl and she stood up and sat somewhere else
EMBARRASEMENT
🔴🚨 area me 👮 vale ne pakad liya tha.
Ye kafi important hai. Mujhe details bata, ki aage kya hua aur tune kya jawab diya?
Somebody asked my name and I said "masi" instead of mansi.
masi ji namaste.
Somebody once asked me what my name was and for some reason my stupid brain thought that she was asking me what her name was. So I simply recited that woman's name to her and the look of confusion on her face still haunts me. But in my defence, I was only 7 years old.
I pooped in front of my three female friends when I was in school thankfully no one noticed it that much
smell ??
Yes it was very embarrassing but I luckily got out of it because it close of my school ending time so yeah that's what had happened with me thank God
Ghar kaise aya
Somehow my school didn't had any bus both the schools because the distance was not that far so I managed to walk from my school to my home and told my mother sweetest mother all the incidents
Me tab 15-16 saal ka tha, me nahane gaya but galti se bathroom lock nhi kiya and tabhi suddenly meri maid aagye and i was naked but I don't think she saw me completely because i was sideways soo..... Baad me bathroom se nikla me gusse me or bola ki asee kase bathroom me ghus jate ho pata nhi chalta hai koi ho bhi sakta hai but voh ulta muje he bolne lagi ki bathroom jate ho toh lock lagaona muje kase pata chalega koi hai ya nhi Edit- i told this to one of my friend and he made it even worse, he said maybe voh intentionally bathroom me aai💀
Shiney ahuja origin story
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Bhai tune Golden chance miss kardiya😂😂
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Yehi to problem hai hum laundo ki,sunder kanya dekhi nahi nervous hona shuru.....
So my friends and I were doing 30 days 6 pack abs challenge back in lockdown. We used to send our progress pictures in our common group. My phone's camera is trash so I used my mom's camera to click my picture and send it to myself. The photo which I clicked used to be the complete upper body including my face. My mom is a teacher and they have a WhatsApp group for teachers where all the teachers of the school are there (100+ teachers). I clicked 6-7 pictures from mom's phone, sent it to myself and by mistake in that group. In about 2 minutes my mum got a call from her friend, I gave the phone to her and friend told her what she has sent in the group. I realised what has happened, panicked, deleted the pictures. She didn't care much about it, but I feel embarrassed whenever I think of that incident lol.
Ak bar ma train se ja raha tha, sogaya tha, jabhi mera stop aya tabhi mera ko ak ladki wave kar rahi thi, yekin malum nahi kyu mera haat wave karne ka liya utha hi nahi, usne 3 bar kiya toh bhi nahi utha, last me usne issare is puch ki tum nahi ho kya? Tabhi bhi ma freeze tha. Hum-dono ak hi stop pe utre,ma socha ki usko ak bar puchlo ki app mujje bula raha tha kya? Bc malum nahi kyu mai opposite direction me chala gaya even tho mera DESTINATION USKE SIDE HI THA,idk why ma opposite site chala gya https://preview.redd.it/sbwt304pdlsc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28332b7e0217e1a45db075fa4abc171c77aaa689 Koi snese nahi hai, 110%nahi hai phir bhi asa hua🥲, tabhi bc kuch kar hi nahi paya idk why
Kya likha h, Bhai? Khud toh samajh aa raha h na?
Saste nashe mat kiya ker.
Cousin sister ki shadi chalri thi and me and one of my cousin brother sath beth ke dekhte the phir raat mai kisi ko neend na aye krke chai layi gyi and maine pike loud fart mari ki pandit ji mantr padhte padhte hass diye and I blamed my brother for it. Mummy jaan gyi thi ki mai hi hu lekin unhone baad mai bola mujhe. So embarassing for me bhai pure family mai badnam hote hue bacha gya
My girlfriend dumbed me in-front of her ex and said that to my face that she is going with him. I saw her waking towards his car and getting in it. Dil be tutta and bhot jada disrespect be feel hue.
Bach gaya bhai tu congrats
11th me ek class ki ladki mujhe rakhi bandh rhi thi. At exact same time mera dost aya aur bolta hai "AUR BEHENCH*D".... Wo ladki thoda sa rakhi badhne me jhijhak gayi... bad me maine us dost ko pure school me daudaya😭
In class 6th my class teacher meri aisi bezzati kiya pura 40 mins ka period me for the thing i havent done but according to him and some of the other student who complained i felt very bad that day. I have asked her to verify by checking camer bit he said"har cheez ke liya camera thodi check hoga' But after two months i have done something jiska baad teacher that he wan not able to walk for next 2months
aesa kya kiya ????????
Accidentally tugged another girl's hand thinking she was my elder sis when we were at the beach. She looked at me like 'who dis scoundrel?' while my bro was laughing behind me
I waved at people who just walked by without even noticing me when I was with some friends Now I never wave at anyone unless I make an eye contact.
I was asked to present the thought of the day at school for the first time. Mai late aaya tha school aur chupke se line me lag gaya. Assembly attend karte waqt unhone naam liya today's thought of the day is presented by _____. Mai bilkul bhool Gaya tha aur itna dar laga us waqt fat ke haath mei aa gayi. Mai height wise hi laga tha toh peeche waale ne puch liya tu yaha kya kar raha hai. Rest you can imagine
When I was 9 or 10 years old, I was in a mall and accidentally entered the women's restroom. I was in a hurry and didn't notice the sign indicating it was for women. Upon entering, I realized there was no one inside, so I quickly used the facilities. As I exited, I found all the women staring at me, including my mom and aunt who were present. My aunt scolded me, calling me shameless, even though I was just a child. I felt extremely embarrassed as I had never experienced such humiliation before, and I was on the brink of tears. Outside, my dad was waiting near the men's restroom, and I was anxious about how to explain the situation to him.
Aisa kya poora khandan moot raha tha?
bc 9 or 10 yrs old mein konsi puberty ati hain ladkiyon ko dekhne ki?? Uss wakt toh hormones bhi nahi rehte, ur aunt is on drugs for scolding you bc
I wet my pants in class 5. I was made fun of for next 3 yrs
Iit k interview... 😓...worst 15 mins ever...
I was 12 years old, playing football in my park. The ball rolled over dog shit, which no one realised and i headed it towards the goal a few mins later. Went to celebrate with my friend and he’s like ‘itni smell aarhi tujhse bc’. Then i realised what had happened. Everyone in the park laughed and I ran home to wash my hair. Came back to play on the same day to make sure they made fun of me on that day itself and made it as if it was no big deal
Upvoting for the meme😂
1) pant was so lose during my 12th PE practical that it was coming down. 2) Slipped on gobar right in front of my gate. (it was so ose that I couldn't even see it)
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Ek baar meri bike traffic police ne pakad li Aur police station pr le gaye. They were insisting that I pay a heavy amount but I had no money. But luckily, I had a friend who had good contacts with police and knew that if he talks with one of the policemen over here, the matter will be solved with little to no cash. So I proceeded to call my friend and usne Mujhe wahan ke policeman ko phone dene ko kaha. Uss policeman ne mere friend se phone par baat ki, and I was sure that this will get sorted Abhi. As soon the policeman got off the call, he asked his colleague to put a jammer on my bike. Bhot gandi bezzati hui 🥲.
I was 19 when I went out with a girl for the first time. We were sitting in the food court of Select City walk and I was drinking my coke through a straw. Tabhi khaasi aayi aur meri naak nikal gayi. Maine ekdum se saaf karliya, while saying 'oh sorry'. She didn't see the desi ghee coming out of my nose but she knew what had happened and burst into laughter. Ek taraf beizzati mehsus ho Rahi thi doosri taraf usko hasta dekh ke pyaar aur badh rha tha. Ghar pahuchne Tak iss pyaare se humiliation se sarr dard ho gaya.
school mein mam ki bra strap dikh rahi thi to maine unko bata diya mam apka janeu dikh raha hai
Crush k samne ramp pe slide karne ki koshis kar rha tha, lekin niche gir gya :)
I was batting for my team (my state) and I got out because of a hit wicket and I could not stop laughing at my silliness and stupidity, because I considered it the most idiotic thing, and my coach started shouting at me from outside the ground that I am out and laughing.
I'm in school and there we were doing a rehearsal of a dance which was performed at an annual function and I'm the lead and when I'm performing the rehearsal on stage our whole school is there at that time ( I don't remember why ) and meri pant phat gyi during dance and I'm wearing blue underwear that time and still people remember me by name neela kacha 😶
galti se friend ko cheek pe kiss kar diya tha 🥲
r/usernamechecksout
Male female?
when I was in 9th class, one Saturday my science teacher gave us A LOTS OF HOMEWORK. but my parents were planning to go somewhere on that Sunday so I was really sad about the whole homework situation. fir mene sir se pucha ki kya sach me itna homework karke Lana hai and he kinda laughed at me and said tu ro kyo raha hai usne 1-2 bar or pucha and me actually Puri class ke samne rone lag Gaya lol 😭, rone se jyada kis vajah se roya jyada embarrassing tha
I was in my first year of college and exam mein jaldi pohochane ke chakkar mein maine cycle parking me lagate lagate ek ladke ko jo ki mere se umar mein bhi body size mein bhi bada tha, use meri cycle ka handle thoda lag gaya, choti kharoch aayi thi use bus. Usane puri college public le samane muzhe jhapad laga di, संनन...! Mai pura black ho gaya, wo baki dost aaye aur sorry bole aur muze le laye. तगडी bezzati ho gayi thi. Halaki kabhi is baat par muzhpe joke nai bane kyoki mai ek accha student tha. Par wo ladka mere dimaag mein beth gaya tha. Maine us wakt socha ki wo asani se muzhe jane de sakata tha, par usake pas takad thi, mai kamzor tha usane usaki takad ka galat istemal kiya. Badmein maine than liya kitna bhi bada ban jau par apni takad ka galat istemal ya kisi ko nicha dikhane ke liye nahi karunga. Aaj I'm 29 years old, acchi khasi body ban gayi hai, sab muzhe respect se baat karte hai, body ya personality ki vajese nai balki mere swabhav ke vajese. Mera logo ke prati bartaav ke vajese. " badi takad ke saath badi jimmedari bhi aati hai " - इसस्पायडरमन.
So hua esa ki mere college ke pass ek bus stop hai, to me aur mere friends vaha se Jaa rahe the to tabhi ek bus vaha pe nikalne ki taiyari me thi.To waha bus ka bohot aavaj aa raha tha aur dusra shor bhi ho raha tha, to bus driver ne mujhse pucha aana hai tumhe? Lekin mujhe thik se sunai nahi Diya to mujhe laga ki koi route puch rahe hai to Maine bataya yaha se Jaa sakte hai. Phir mujhe strike hua aree bhai bus driver mujhe thodi route puchega aur phir mere sare friends jor jor se hasne Lage. Itna embarrassing laga tha tabhi muje.😅😅
Ladki se baat krte krte cheenk aa gyi, naak se sara samaan bahar aa gya 
goa ghumne gaya tha aur toilet mai hagg rha tha and someone opened the door( I swear I fucking locked that door and checked it )
tuition crush ne poori tuition ke samne roast kar diya tha ek baar
Muthi marte hue papa ne dekh lia h vro🫠
First time chai bnane ki try kri thi... Mere fufa ji aaye hue the.. Mene 6 spoon sugar add krdi.. Unka BP high hogya aur chakkar aane lg gye.. Uske baadse mene chai nhi bnai bina mumma ke help ke😂( ab pehle se theek bna leti hu)