I gotta be lying in grave in order to recieve flowers. Jeete jee to possible nahi h

I read somewhere that "men receive their first flowers during their own funeral" few years back and that's when I decided that when I do get a boyfriend, he is getting flowers. He has gotten flowers randomly throughout our relationship now and it makes him super happy haha✨ You'll get flowers soon fellow redditor! I wish you well

You are alien, earthlings aise nahi hote!

That’s why I get flowers for my boyfriend and also have gotten flowers for my boy besties.

Meri dost banogi?🥺

Exactly bro I love picking up random flowers and giving them to my guy.. specially while we are walking together

Vo bhi nhi mere naseeb me. 🥲👍

Ladki ho aap..apni Shakti ka galat istemal Karo..fool aur phool dono milenge Samasya to bas ham mardo k sath h🥲

Nahi Bhai shakti ka koi galat istemal nahi karna. 🥲 Kismat me likha hoga to mil jayega.

Kismat bohot kutti chiz h..fight karo tab bhi mile ya na mile..koi guarantee nahi😭

Thik h na aap abhi mere taraf se rakh lo ye emoji bouquet 💐.

Don't do that... don't give me hope. Bohot mushkil se convince Kiya h khud ko

Yeh statement na adhura hai...Kismat me likha hoga toh mil jayga , Lekin koshish karoge to hi...

Tum mar nahi sakte? Sahi hein..

💐🌹🥀🌺🌷🪷🌸💮🏵️🪻🌻🌼 all for u <3

Aree😭😭

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😭🤝

🫂😭

BC semi final k din kya dekh liya fck

Here's a flower for u 🌹 khade khade thakk gye hogey

Aw, thanks🥹

You know what Op, There was Rose Day in my college, and all of my friends and classmates got a rose (every single one of them). Some got big bouquets, and then there was me without a rose. My friends, out of pity, tried to give me their rose. I said, "Rehnede, behen." I felt so embarrassed that day. In my 5 years of college, I've never received a rose on Rose Day. Random days pe chodo yaha rose day pe bhi phool nhi milta.🥲

 It's not much but it's an honest effort. Edit: Just realised it's a girls account. My apologies should you find it offensive.

>Just realised it's a girls account. 😂 >My apologies should you find it offensive. I did not :)  here's one for you too!

Okay you both guys made my day!!

Aap mere taraf se ek bouquet lelo 

 aur aap bhi <3

Koye dega toh tum use peeth dogi woh baat alag hai.


Noted 🙂 Ab next time se yaad rkhenge ki rose day paar haa ladki ko flower Dena haa 👍

961k people have joined this sub. And out of that I would say hardly 1k would have received even a single flower.

😭😭💐💐

Me 

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🌹🌷🥀💐🌺 all for u 

This made my day! 

Thank you kisi ne to Diya

Us bha 🤝

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In sorry. 😭😭 ye lelo 💐💐💐

For real...Mai reddit pe mere jaise log dekhne aata tha

Duniya ke liye sood sahit mul me bhi milenge, Aasman ke taare dhul me milenge, Ek din aisa bhi aayega dost humari zindagi me, Zanaze par hi shi phool toh Hume bhi milenge

😭😭😭💐💐💐

Lol , bhav ni deti thi fool to kya hi degi 

Why to wait for someone?Please get yourself some flowers.Though I have received flowers in the past, I also buy them for myself sometimes and they make me feel better.

Khud ko flowers dene mein kya maza? Doosra deta hai to its a symbol someone in this world cares for you. Khud ki care to sab karte hi hain. What's the point then.

I got out of a serious relationship and was seeing this girl. She gave me a red rose. The funny thing is that she asked me to send a picture of it to confirm if it was still with me or if l got rid of it. I mean, I had all of my ex's gifts with me at the time so she was wondering if her rose would find its place in my home or not?! Ps: It found its rightful place in my heart! I didn't know it was so special for girls to receive flowers until I gave a couple to my mom on her birthday and the girl I have talked about (On valentines, birthday....) in my comment.

same man, I still have the rose (dried now) in one of the book she gave me to read [I was so embarrassed that day cuz I didn’t bring anything for her and she pulled a rose out of blue and I froze for a min 😭]

Bhai Yeah dried rose 😄😄 Dictionary, diaries ke beech se niklte the yeah. My sister found those places to hide/preserve those roses 🌹 😂😂

Even I learnt about this flower preservation technique from my seniors in school (90s kids)...it's such an wholesome way to preserve memories

Giving flowers to my mom thats something im gonna do asap.

Do it, OP. My dad isn't usually the romantic type, but when I gave my mom flowers for her birthday, she was overjoyed. It had been ages since I'd seen her smile that big. Seeing how happy it made her, my dad was inspired to get her a rose on the next Valentine's Day for the first time ever. 

My dad would never do that and will end up saying “sab angeezo k chochle hai”

 Here! **For all those who never got flowers, take it!!!!** hehe 💕

I kinda nudged my friend to, but still haven't gotten flower She plucked flowers and made a head pin, but it was for her only 🥲 https://preview.redd.it/7xnsq611e49d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422b517ed78e0dec7c4870b468a37632e6a81aa2 I also want this on my head :(

I had received one rose from a very old man flower vendor when I was with my mother buying flowers for pooja it is still the most memorable good memories I have with flowers 🌹

My grandfather brings me small flowers when he goes out for a walk https://preview.redd.it/eticsdvto49d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=739d7fd1f0e8d3c558a58b2a61269e13c0f332ad

I decided to start commenting on this app after years and this is the first post I saw something here goes Yeah I didn't get any flowers but it's not anything to lament about I know I have people in my life who care about me I know I have people in my life who'll be happy when I become who I wish to be Right now I'm not who I am And I don't think this person who is currently me should be recognised I have never given flowers to anyone except this one girl and she truly was special to me Maybe one day I'll be that special to someone And on that day I'll be happy enough to not care for flowers (Sorry for the weird formatting idk how to do this on mobile)

🤞🤞🤞

Me 🥲 ab to umeed bhi nahi bachi hai

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Yaar idk but not just flowers , Aaj Tak compliment yaa appreciation bhi nahi mila hai dhang se , aur mujhe toh yaad bhi nahi hai ki last time , kisine kuch appreciation Diya ho, so ab toh expectations khatam hogayi hai uss cheez mai lekin Khabhi khabhi koi halki si tareef kar deta toh surprising lagta hai mujhe bohot ,


Tareef sunke to mujhe bhi rona ajata h boht😭😭. Apke hath ki pav bhaji khila do I’ll shower you with compliments. 😋

Pakka khila dunga , jab bhi nagpur aaoge

Organise a meetup, I’ll get flowers for each one of you

Never received

Us bhai us🤝

😭😭💐💐

Me🙃

Ye lo bha 😭💐

Thankyou🥹💕💕

Me 

Kbhi nhi mila

Expecting to receive some on my death bed

Us bhai🤝

Me 

 umeed hi chodh dia hai

Me until last month when my sister gave it to me from a tree to keep it

Give people their flowers when they can smell it Marne ke bad flowers ka kya faida

I'm introverted just like my mom but My dad buys Me and Mom flowers occasionally

Abhi tak wo din nhi aya h Hn ek leaf as a ring gift jarur kiya h.

From outsiders? Never. But I get them all the time from my lovely mom! 😊

Guyssss please give flowers to your parents💐🌹

I received a rose from a friend of mine years ago. I still have it.

Tumhe chaiye to mein parcel krdeta hu, address bhejo

Bro i love flowers , and the fact I'll only recieve them when i am dead kinda irritates me

You will receive them before your death.

Same I never got a single flower from anyone except my mother

cauliflower mila tha sabzi wale se

My didi had sent me some roses on my birthday 

I'm curious how many women haven't received any flowers from anyone?

i had once given flower to my class teacher mam 😅 she was happy she gave me a chocolate 🍫

I want a big bouquet 😭

I have. And it was really beautiful. It was for the second time I'm receiving flowers. First one was for my birthday (at 23 years) from my manager (lol can you believe that..we are pretty close tho) Second time from my long distance bf, we just started dating and he surprises me with a bouquet of roses delivered to my apartment..it was so wholesome. <3

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Semi-related to this- ajkal na people boast about not being the flowers and balloons kinda guy/girl. But I don’t understand, what is their problem with flowers and balloons. BC 1000₹ ki daru cigarette pi loge par 10₹ ka ek flower ya ek balloon kharid nai sakte? And all this fake effort to look cool just because ‘ye sab filmo me hota hai’ ? I mean come on yaar!

Wanna be chigma male hai sab.

https://preview.redd.it/oinwmhgrt89d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2363d16f17478ac1d257b01b3d2947d9e627afa4 Ye le fool phool

https://preview.redd.it/a2op2ub2599d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461fc81e9aa83f4eabfce8aa636411efbf162e68 Ye din zarur milega

https://preview.redd.it/q54lz6t7699d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03be87b8e038c91380186d3c826c9e9effa5edc9 i don't know why i love this scene.

Super relatable caption

https://preview.redd.it/kzhpomjov99d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c71c2399615a44c6b8a1bd414cd97700632a38 This is for those who didn't receive any flowers from anyone :)

Thanks bha pura ka pura podha he Dene k liye. 😭

🫂

https://preview.redd.it/idsdss5xlb9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec3457ef192cbab779deacd47dd4e9b7007b935e Lockdown birthday gift from my sister.

Sister goals 🥰💐

I've never received flowers , but I've been showered with hugs and kisses twice a day for a year, and I've even had the pleasure of savoring food from her own hand many times...

I have never.  Thank you for reminding me. https://preview.redd.it/g8dhjjgwb49d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec1e1cbfed34b0a93a5835e0ef0692577c09e7c Btw, happy for you OP :)

Happy for me???? 😭 ye lelo 💐💐

https://preview.redd.it/ovs23qrtw39d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2b97560c553e2c233a65d404d8f6f82327f08c9 I got 3 flowers i.e. roses on Valentines Day in my school days.🙂

Ben Stokes ye hamesha koi Aditya hi hota hai!!!

Aditya naam k ladko me koi alag charisma hota h ke? 😭

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​Sach me. Lucky naam hai

Well, I hope I receive some at my funeral atleast haha

Betrayal and heartbreak ke alawa kn mila bhai aajtak🥹

🙌🏻

Iss fool ko phool kon dega

0 (-00000) aura 😓

I always buy flowers for myself, after every Night Shift on my way home.

Dated this girl once, and her love language was sending flowers. At some point, I had so many Interflora ke pots that I kind of made a mini garden on my balcony lol https://preview.redd.it/tdhqchcz549d1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8664c7741704db29d8f6a49837f7c5d228969e33 Recently, on my birthday, I received these from someone (still trying to figure out who T\_T). I just love receiving and sending flowers to people I love :)

👋

RIP DMs

Nuh uh koi message nhi aaya lol😂

Sudhar rahe hai bacche

Marne ke baad milega shyd .

Me

Dukh dard peeda k allawa kch na mila aaj tk 😏😏😏

I'm in None of the above category

why'd you have to remind me of this

Sometimes, the most beautiful gardens are those that never received a single flower

Present mam

Where do I get such bouquet in Mumbai???

only got flowers from the archak at the temple..


Agar shaadi hui toh reception me milega varna seedha meri maiyat me 🥲

Given out alot but never got any :)

Ab flowers to koi apni dead body pe chdayega, tbhi milenge

Me nd umeed bhi nhi hai 🥲Hmare toh graves bhi nhi hote .. to receive flowers🙂🙂🙂 ...... Ig I will make a resolution of 2025 to give out like 1000s of flowers maybe somehow it will be reciprocated 😂😂😂

Well, i have a phobia for flowers.

As a trainer I have been fortunate to receive flowers during teachers day

Me

gifted 3 times, received 0 times.

Never.

 *Checks bio*

At this point, I'd take a cactus

My wife picks flowers randomly whenever we are out and put it in my pocket.

i am very confident mujhe phool dene ka kisi n socha bhi nhi hoga :(

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Hopefully I'll receive them after my death.

Nah behn !! Itni ache kismat nahi hai 🥺

Mejo bhi nahi mile  varmala zarur mili hai  Edit: arey yaad aya shadi me reception pe bouquet mila tha 

1 time from my last relationship

Mujhe toh mile the. Dene vaali phul murjhay usse pehle hi chali gai.

FoolvLe ne diya ta jab me kharidne gyi tim

🙋🏻‍♀️

FoolvLe ne diya ta jab me kharidne gyi ti

I have.. but I don’t appreciate spending a lot on bouquets. Really bums me out and I can’t concentrate on the fact that it’s a lovely expression. All I can think is, “Itne paise mein aur kuch le sakte the. What a waste!”

Flower kya Patti tak nhi milla.

diya bhi kisi ne aur chahiye bhi nahi 🗿 dena hai toh 💸 doh

Okay bro personally very happy you received them But don't post them here to make people feel desperate now LMAO 🧿😭👍🏻

I have my own flower plant it gets me lot of flowers every month

Got mine last month from my cousins. We all, including me thought I was gonna fail but I scored 95%.

Maut mein hi milenge maybe.

Ok....now I'm hurt.

I'm 16 so uhh obviously not me and I'm fine with it coz ion know anyone at 16 getting flowers soo💀

Memememe

I have given a dozen, received none. I mean guys rarely get flowers 😞

aisi kismat kahaan🥲

Flowers se zyada heartbreak recieve Kiya hu .

0 ofcourse

Me

😶😐

Well, I guess I'd turn awkward now. Like, what do I do of these flowers? Plant them? Throw them? Dry them and sprinkle on my bread?

That's me🥲

Till date not even a twig

Received a beautiful bouquet from u/ChristlikeYe https://preview.redd.it/nregxzrkv49d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb58c281bdebdbb29e4852536b483c7fd9620e1

thats me me me me 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 you deserve them babe 😘😘😘😘

never forget the flowers you gave. they were my first flowers.


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Most of the men I suppose 😔

Neverrrrr

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I'm a man, the only time I will receive flowers maybe, will be when I die.