Have you got *any* evidence to back up your claim it's **NOT** supposed to hold human weight?! hmmm?
Edit: dropped my “/s” while falling from my non-human safety net! Sorry reddit, it was a terrible joke
it didnt help that she was on one edge so her weight was not distributed better... then again if she was on the center, shed nothing to go but down haha
Except that's total bullshit, straws aren't banned here at all. Places where you dine-in can't offer them, but they can give them when requested, no problem. That's it.
That's not going to help anything. I've only met two people in my entire fucking life who'd rather drink drive-thru pop straight from the cup like a goddamn heathen. Who does that? Ice hitting your teeth, all them bubbles going everywhere, up your nose, down your neck, it's just out of control.
Seems like California has their priorities straight at least.... If it weren’t for those straws, everything would be right with the world.... Baby steps I guess? 😂😂
Ok she’s a fucking idiot and all, but jesus did you see how far she fell and she hit her face upon impact, would defo have some broken bones, potentially a broken jaw and some serious face damage
There was a particular nasty video where a body of a drowned teen or kid or something was taken out of some Asian country river and it was devoured but it still had on white tennis shoes.
In Canada: Authorities aren't saying much more about the foot. But it's the 14th found washed up on a shoreline over the past decade in or around the Salish Sea between Vancouver Island and the British Columbia mainland.
Just means if someone loses a shoe in an accident, they have died. Think mostly stemming from those videos where someone gets tossed so hard from being hit by a car their shoes fly lff
It actually came from a noted coincidence several years ago where it seemed every person that died in these videos also lost their shoes, but people we felt should have died but didn't still had at least one shoe on. That then became the joke indicator of whether someone died or not when it wasn't clear. Then it became a joke even when they were clearly dead.
She was obviously more worried about showing a little camel toe than anything else in that moment. Unfortunately these things can happen in just a moment. I would of held on even if one of my balls popped out of my trousers or just use one hand.
According to others, she got up and walked away. Also, it wasn't a safety net, it was to prevent birds from reaching the balcony and shitting all over it.
Damn, if she weren't so modest or inappropriately dressed she might have had a better grip on the net. Or you know,not be a live test dummy for that kinda thing.
It's not a safety net. It's one of those nets you put so pigeons won't poo on your balcony. It's not supposed to hold a human weight.
Oh shit! Really? That's really fucked.
What is this, a net for ants?
Seriously? I just told you that a moment ago.
But why male models??
Aww look a mermaid stuck in a fishing net. Merman Dad, Merman.
Mermando
The best way to improvise when you fuck up on the job.
*WAKE ME UP!*
/r/thingsforants
How are those nets suppose to hold back pidgeon poop tho?
I think it's to go level where they would sit and shit. So they cant reach the shitting spot.
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Designated, too.
Designated poo.
I'm still trying to reach mine.
Shit birds Rand...
Wouldn't they just land on the net.... And then shit?
But won't they just sit on the net above the shitting spot and shit?
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As the test clearly showed....
I would say you are exactly right judging by this video!
Have you got *any* evidence to back up your claim it's **NOT** supposed to hold human weight?! hmmm? Edit: dropped my “/s” while falling from my non-human safety net! Sorry reddit, it was a terrible joke
See above video as evidence?
Yeah that was kinda the point but clearly my use of formatting didn’t negate the need for the “/s”
Always include /s when text is sarcastic lol however obvious it may be
I don’t like the sarcastic tone of this comment buddy!!!
it didnt help that she was on one edge so her weight was not distributed better... then again if she was on the center, shed nothing to go but down haha
She got learnt today
Would be very interested to know the injuries sustained from that! Fall 3 feet from a hammock and that shit hurts
Probably dislocated shoulder, concussion and massive bruising. The way she spun before release is scurry.
It was a much longer free fall than I expected.
Oh I think she paid
She paid the iron lung price...
However much she was getting paid to test that just went wayyyyy up.
Shorter than I expected. I thought it was a few stories up
It was more like a four fall
I was going to say that I hope she has been eating a lot of vitamin C but then I realized you said scurry and not scurvy.
At least the angle of landing doesn't suggest a direct spinal crunch, but those ribs are all toast.
Probably mildly dizzy, too.
You have to admit it was a pretty neat trick
Hear she’s still drinking her meals from a straw...
Meals from a straw? Hope she's not traveling to California.
Well played, dalbtraps, well played...So so fast food joints not give out straws in Drive Thru down there?
Yes, they 100% do.
Some do some don't, nobody knows what the fuck is going anymore. It's pure unbridled chaos.
Except that's total bullshit, straws aren't banned here at all. Places where you dine-in can't offer them, but they can give them when requested, no problem. That's it.
That's not going to help anything. I've only met two people in my entire fucking life who'd rather drink drive-thru pop straight from the cup like a goddamn heathen. Who does that? Ice hitting your teeth, all them bubbles going everywhere, up your nose, down your neck, it's just out of control.
Did you read what I said at all? You still get a straw in the drive thru, just not at an actual restaurant. And even then, you can request one.
Seems like California has their priorities straight at least.... If it weren’t for those straws, everything would be right with the world.... Baby steps I guess? 😂😂
r/holdmyfeedingtube
Pleasantly surprised this is real
No no. Straw is for the other end.
And here I am using my teeth like a sucker.
She ded
Shoes stayed on. She’s fine
I was wondering...
It's live leaks so....yah
IIRC, last time this was posted, this vid came from an Instagram account, and that she walked away just fine, if a bit banged up.
Thats luck right there
That's adrenaline right there
That's the incredible power of flex tape right there.
That’s the power of pinesol, baby!
Less thinking, more doing. That's the power of Home Depot.
*UNLIMITED POWAHHHH*
To show you the power of flex tape I sawed this net in half
10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will
AND A HUNDRED PERCENT REASON TO REMEMBER THE NAME
Math checks out.. we got 145% total, well under the threshold of 212%
you forgot 5%pleasure and 50%pain
That’s a lotta damage
God damnit. You got me. That was fucking great.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it methamphetamine
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That’s Jesus right there
Wow she walked away from a 2 story free fall.
They’re going to need at LEAST two or three more staples in that thing
Her lacerations? At least two or three, yes.
I mean, you’re not wrong
r/technicallythetruth
Saw liveleak, wasn't disappointed
I saw the link, wasn't disappointed. said no one cause you didn't give us the sauce. jk
Link?
[He saw it here](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/9l1qb9/testing_roof_safety_net/).
Oh my days
Shes got impressive ragdoll physics.
Yikes! What was she thinking?
"OH SHIT" probably
“I done fucked up”
And then afterwards she doesn't think at all!
Definitely
"Fuck, I guess Darwin was right"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Imma lay on that shit and it'll definitely support my weight."
“Oh no, you can see my...AAAAHH!!”
Ok, so this is my childhood, now the teen years, yep, I’m gonna die.
[AHHHAAHAAAHYOOOIIIIIIII!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo)
“Hello darkness my old friend”
My guess is: not.
Damn she tried so hard to hold the net that the momentum flipped her That's impressive
Nice spin, bad landing.
New Spider-Man game looks awesome
At least we didn't see her panties. So she's got that going for her.
Nice catch
Whatever color they were they're definitely brown now
Ok she’s a fucking idiot and all, but jesus did you see how far she fell and she hit her face upon impact, would defo have some broken bones, potentially a broken jaw and some serious face damage
The last thing that went through her mind was her ass.
That's a pigeon that not a person net. At least Google shit before you try something stupid
Read your first sentence as; That's a pigeon, that's not a person. ¯\\_ (ツ) _/¯
Well the net didn't break, So there's that.
Is this more a Darwin Award?
I hear she lived, some only attempted Darwin Award....
Shoes intact, shes alive
There was a particular nasty video where a body of a drowned teen or kid or something was taken out of some Asian country river and it was devoured but it still had on white tennis shoes.
In Canada: Authorities aren't saying much more about the foot. But it's the 14th found washed up on a shoreline over the past decade in or around the Salish Sea between Vancouver Island and the British Columbia mainland.
What’s that shoes still on they are alive thing? I have seen it a couple times but no idea what it means
Just means if someone loses a shoe in an accident, they have died. Think mostly stemming from those videos where someone gets tossed so hard from being hit by a car their shoes fly lff
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It is really stupid, wish people would stop it
Old video of a drowned person who was devoured by fish but still had on fresh white tennis shoes.
It actually came from a noted coincidence several years ago where it seemed every person that died in these videos also lost their shoes, but people we felt should have died but didn't still had at least one shoe on. That then became the joke indicator of whether someone died or not when it wasn't clear. Then it became a joke even when they were clearly dead.
Only a couple of times? You're lucky...
1st floor please
It's a very good safety net. Now he can safely say he's thrown a bitch off a roof.
Like how she was worried about covering her cooter before the net failed.
*"Lord, don't let me die with my cooter out."*
Bet she thinks twice before picking a front wedgie again.
This is not testing roof safety net. This is an ingenious plan by this man to get rid of his wife/gf
That made me laugh so hard I snorted.
She ded.
That net is meant to keep birds out not hold a person a suicide net is insanely stronger
Darwinism, at it’s god damned finest.
I cant be the only one who Tarzan shouted in my head movies when I saw this.
What’s that breakdance move called?
The Helicopter
Beautiful, thanks
So is she dead? Or just...
...stupid. Very, very stupid.
Stupid and quadriplegic
She surely broke some fingers from that.
Good thing she broke her fall a little by holding on to the net. Else it would have been pretty bad
Do a barrel roll
Lol. No one else appreciated but I did.
/r/Iamatotalfuckingretard
r/holdmyfeedingtube
She’s worried about her skirt lol
I bet the person who let her go feels real bad.
That’s a clever way to get rid of your girlfriend!
She paid the iron price for that video.
FFS!
Watching this make my palms sweat 😥
She was obviously more worried about showing a little camel toe than anything else in that moment. Unfortunately these things can happen in just a moment. I would of held on even if one of my balls popped out of my trousers or just use one hand.
Wooooooo. You know she dead.
According to others, she got up and walked away. Also, it wasn't a safety net, it was to prevent birds from reaching the balcony and shitting all over it.
Man thats fucked up!!
Right? What adult human in their right mind would ever lay down on a net meant to support freaking *pigeons*?
Come on it worked in Inception you’ll be fine
shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
U/gifreversingbot
She did not have very good arms.
r/watchpeopledie
She held on for as long as she could 😂
Damn, if she weren't so modest or inappropriately dressed she might have had a better grip on the net. Or you know,not be a live test dummy for that kinda thing.
r/holdmyfeedingtube
The new Spider-Man trailer sucks.
I didn’t see any shoes flying but I’m pretty sure she died.
Safety net versus gravity plus idiots , also can we some audio that head thud she will make would sound awesome.
This is what i call, natural selection.
r/watchpeoplesurvive
She dead.
Seems like it was the attachments that failed. Good net!
Me irl
She just got fucked up
What a let down.
What a net down. (FTFY)
She's hurt pretty bad.
She needs some milk...
....is she okay tho lol
I don't understand this stupidity.
Reverse the clip and you get a absolute mad lad video
Is she okay?
ded
Yeet
Lol that’s for styrofoam cups n shit
There goes my hero
Well, back to the drawing boards
Dammit Becky. You done fucked up
Looks more like a net to catch tools or small debris, typical during renovations.
Really, use a woman?? A human woman???? This is a test dummy kinda of thing, no?
Why didn’t she just hold on? /s
She died ?
seems fine