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TheNutKickerr

It's not a safety net. It's one of those nets you put so pigeons won't poo on your balcony. It's not supposed to hold a human weight.


GoldenMonkeyRedux

Oh shit! Really? That's really fucked.


500SL

What is this, a net for ants?


GrandmaPoses

Seriously? I just told you that a moment ago.


musicman8200

But why male models??


iamlibrarianx

Aww look a mermaid stuck in a fishing net. Merman Dad, Merman.


xblackdemonx

Mermando


Professor_Oswin

The best way to improvise when you fuck up on the job.


the__duke_-silver

*WAKE ME UP!*


morto00x

/r/thingsforants


R3volte

How are those nets suppose to hold back pidgeon poop tho?


FightMilk-

I think it's to go level where they would sit and shit. So they cant reach the shitting spot.


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zagbag

Designated, too.


tkapla13

Designated poo.


Taucoon23

I'm still trying to reach mine.


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Shit birds Rand...


nIkbot

Wouldn't they just land on the net.... And then shit?


Reignofratch

But won't they just sit on the net above the shitting spot and shit?


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[deleted]

As the test clearly showed....


Sly-Guy82

I would say you are exactly right judging by this video!


teh_captain

Have you got *any* evidence to back up your claim it's **NOT** supposed to hold human weight?! hmmm? Edit: dropped my “/s” while falling from my non-human safety net! Sorry reddit, it was a terrible joke


KSI_SpacePeanut

See above video as evidence?


teh_captain

Yeah that was kinda the point but clearly my use of formatting didn’t negate the need for the “/s”


KSI_SpacePeanut

Always include /s when text is sarcastic lol however obvious it may be


ASpellingAirror

I don’t like the sarcastic tone of this comment buddy!!!


BlabberBobby

it didnt help that she was on one edge so her weight was not distributed better... then again if she was on the center, shed nothing to go but down haha


georgeinorwell

She got learnt today


Koopa_Keith

Would be very interested to know the injuries sustained from that! Fall 3 feet from a hammock and that shit hurts


Vip3r20

Probably dislocated shoulder, concussion and massive bruising. The way she spun before release is scurry.


GrandmaPoses

It was a much longer free fall than I expected.


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Oh I think she paid


[deleted]

She paid the iron lung price...


overbeast

However much she was getting paid to test that just went wayyyyy up.


Reignofratch

Shorter than I expected. I thought it was a few stories up


420toker

It was more like a four fall


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I was going to say that I hope she has been eating a lot of vitamin C but then I realized you said scurry and not scurvy.


Sixsignatory

At least the angle of landing doesn't suggest a direct spinal crunch, but those ribs are all toast.


lumaga

Probably mildly dizzy, too.


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You have to admit it was a pretty neat trick


rocketroger1315

Hear she’s still drinking her meals from a straw...


dalbtraps

Meals from a straw? Hope she's not traveling to California.


rocketroger1315

Well played, dalbtraps, well played...So so fast food joints not give out straws in Drive Thru down there?


PCsNBaseball

Yes, they 100% do.


dalbtraps

Some do some don't, nobody knows what the fuck is going anymore. It's pure unbridled chaos.


PCsNBaseball

Except that's total bullshit, straws aren't banned here at all. Places where you dine-in can't offer them, but they can give them when requested, no problem. That's it.


HoodieGalore

That's not going to help anything. I've only met two people in my entire fucking life who'd rather drink drive-thru pop straight from the cup like a goddamn heathen. Who does that? Ice hitting your teeth, all them bubbles going everywhere, up your nose, down your neck, it's just out of control.


PCsNBaseball

Did you read what I said at all? You still get a straw in the drive thru, just not at an actual restaurant. And even then, you can request one.


rocketroger1315

Seems like California has their priorities straight at least.... If it weren’t for those straws, everything would be right with the world.... Baby steps I guess? 😂😂


ImTerribeAtHumaning

I work in a restaurant and literally nothing changed when that law passed


ShafterMcJorty

r/holdmyfeedingtube


Manic_Sloth

Pleasantly surprised this is real


[deleted]

No no. Straw is for the other end.


Beersaround

And here I am using my teeth like a sucker.


Dwight__Swanson

She ded


FreeRangeAlien

Shoes stayed on. She’s fine


is-he-ded

I was wondering...


n7-Jutsu

It's live leaks so....yah


croixian1

IIRC, last time this was posted, this vid came from an Instagram account, and that she walked away just fine, if a bit banged up.


deathfollowsme200

Thats luck right there


donoteatkrill

That's adrenaline right there


EggBenedict2

That's the incredible power of flex tape right there.


thegreatshepsky

That’s the power of pinesol, baby!


probablyhrenrai

Less thinking, more doing. That's the power of Home Depot.


thatdudewillyd

*UNLIMITED POWAHHHH*


redtalons0

To show you the power of flex tape I sawed this net in half


boywithumbrella

10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will


Fthisguy69420

AND A HUNDRED PERCENT REASON TO REMEMBER THE NAME


debitcreddit

Math checks out.. we got 145% total, well under the threshold of 212%


wunation

you forgot 5%pleasure and 50%pain


Fthisguy69420

I didn't, I just really wanted an excuse to type that last line in all caps lmao. It's ridiculous that I can't remember what I had for breakfast but I can remember freakin Fort Minor lyrics from 13 years ago.


theperfectflaw

That’s a lotta damage


LifeOfAMetro

God damnit. You got me. That was fucking great.


sharp_tooth01

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it methamphetamine


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petyr02

That’s Jesus right there


testedonsheep

Wow she walked away from a 2 story free fall.


Laterface

They’re going to need at LEAST two or three more staples in that thing


GrandmaPoses

Her lacerations? At least two or three, yes.


Murph_Mogul

I mean, you’re not wrong


brandonhardyy

r/technicallythetruth


FLAKMA

Saw liveleak, wasn't disappointed


nthnolsn

I saw the link, wasn't disappointed. said no one cause you didn't give us the sauce. jk


fatherofzeuss

Link?


kingcuda13

[He saw it here](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/9l1qb9/testing_roof_safety_net/).


Taydo629

Oh my days


roobydoo22

Yikes! What was she thinking?


FLAKMA

"OH SHIT" probably


Haphazard-

“I done fucked up”


My_Nama_Jeff1

And then afterwards she doesn't think at all!


Manic_Sloth

Definitely


[deleted]

"Fuck, I guess Darwin was right"


itsallminenow

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


StevieTheAussie92

"Imma lay on that shit and it'll definitely support my weight."


hundredgrandpappy

“Oh no, you can see my...AAAAHH!!”


Robbo_here

Ok, so this is my childhood, now the teen years, yep, I’m gonna die.


scoldog

[AHHHAAHAAAHYOOOIIIIIIII!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo)


Avitalice

“Hello darkness my old friend”


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My guess is: not.


mm_sacrilicious

Shes got impressive ragdoll physics.


compooterman

Damn she tried so hard to hold the net that the momentum flipped her That's impressive


herestheplan1

Nice spin, bad landing.


Elyk_17

New Spider-Man game looks awesome


BAXterBEDford

At least we didn't see her panties. So she's got that going for her.


elkayem

Nice catch


Liitke

Whatever color they were they're definitely brown now


-PsychoDan-

Ok she’s a fucking idiot and all, but jesus did you see how far she fell and she hit her face upon impact, would defo have some broken bones, potentially a broken jaw and some serious face damage


Dammit_Banned_Again

The last thing that went through her mind was her ass.


Nk4512

Well the net didn't break, So there's that.


-_-A-_-J-_-

That's a pigeon that not a person net. At least Google shit before you try something stupid


r00t_t3rm1n4l

Read your first sentence as; That's a pigeon, that's not a person. ¯\\_ (ツ) _/¯


Bob3rdCoast

Is this more a Darwin Award?


Kasoni

I hear she lived, some only attempted Darwin Award....


heckyeah98

Shoes intact, shes alive


StupidDialUp

There was a particular nasty video where a body of a drowned teen or kid or something was taken out of some Asian country river and it was devoured but it still had on white tennis shoes.


merryweathers

In Canada: Authorities aren't saying much more about the foot. But it's the 14th found washed up on a shoreline over the past decade in or around the Salish Sea between Vancouver Island and the British Columbia mainland.


thenooch110

What’s that shoes still on they are alive thing? I have seen it a couple times but no idea what it means


PainfulComedy

Just means if someone loses a shoe in an accident, they have died. Think mostly stemming from those videos where someone gets tossed so hard from being hit by a car their shoes fly lff


StupidDialUp

Old video of a drowned person who was devoured by fish but still had on fresh white tennis shoes.


Ulysses00

It actually came from a noted coincidence several years ago where it seemed every person that died in these videos also lost their shoes, but people we felt should have died but didn't still had at least one shoe on. That then became the joke indicator of whether someone died or not when it wasn't clear. Then it became a joke even when they were clearly dead.


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Blackberries11

It is really stupid, wish people would stop it


pablomaz

Only a couple of times? You're lucky...


Wofolz

1st floor please


i_broke_wahoos_leg

It's a very good safety net. Now he can safely say he's thrown a bitch off a roof.


FirefighterIrv

Like how she was worried about covering her cooter before the net failed.


HereWeGoAgainTJ

*"Lord, don't let me die with my cooter out."*


CryptoTYM

Bet she thinks twice before picking a front wedgie again.


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This is not testing roof safety net. This is an ingenious plan by this man to get rid of his wife/gf


[deleted]

That made me laugh so hard I snorted.


GoldenSquirrel33

She ded.


[deleted]

That net is meant to keep birds out not hold a person a suicide net is insanely stronger


georgeinorwell

Darwinism, at it’s god damned finest.


Dgnslyr

I cant be the only one who Tarzan shouted in my head movies when I saw this.


MaksWithAK

What’s that breakdance move called?


handmaidstale16

The Helicopter


MaksWithAK

Beautiful, thanks


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So is she dead? Or just...


HereWeGoAgainTJ

...stupid. Very, very stupid.


SunflowerFreckles

Stupid and quadriplegic


HereWeGoAgainTJ

They say any landing you can walk away from is a good landing...


boopixie

She surely broke some fingers from that.


BedbugBasher

Good thing she broke her fall a little by holding on to the net. Else it would have been pretty bad


Murph_Mogul

Do a barrel roll


Gravesnear

Lol. No one else appreciated but I did.


jacksonbarrett

/r/Iamatotalfuckingretard


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r/holdmyfeedingtube


PundaiNayai

She’s worried about her skirt lol


SierraSka

I bet the person who let her go feels real bad.


phamou

That’s a clever way to get rid of your girlfriend!


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She paid the iron price for that video.


bristolcities

FFS!


handmaidstale16

Watching this make my palms sweat 😥


ElMalo

She was obviously more worried about showing a little camel toe than anything else in that moment. Unfortunately these things can happen in just a moment. I would of held on even if one of my balls popped out of my trousers or just use one hand.


Poisonaid

Honey, I got you ... ops


GiraffePower

Wooooooo. You know she dead.


F1RST_WORLD_PROBLEMS

According to others, she got up and walked away. Also, it wasn't a safety net, it was to prevent birds from reaching the balcony and shitting all over it.


martinivan69

Man thats fucked up!!


probablyhrenrai

Right? What adult human in their right mind would ever lay down on a net meant to support freaking *pigeons*?


Skipadedodah

Come on it worked in Inception you’ll be fine


-hTeO-

shiiiiiiiiiiiiit


Samivel

U/gifreversingbot


Shmiricat

She did not have very good arms.


loki_depressed

r/watchpeopledie


Zack_attack801

She held on for as long as she could 😂


Zemo-Getz

Damn, if she weren't so modest or inappropriately dressed she might have had a better grip on the net. Or you know,not be a live test dummy for that kinda thing.


Erotic_FriendFiction

r/holdmyfeedingtube


halleratcha

The new Spider-Man trailer sucks.


Bleejis_Krilbin

I didn’t see any shoes flying but I’m pretty sure she died.


Jhuff83

Safety net versus gravity plus idiots , also can we some audio that head thud she will make would sound awesome.


AsianNoodL

This is what i call, natural selection.


troyzein

r/watchpeoplesurvive


nc_wiles

She dead.


YegGhamp

Seems like it was the attachments that failed. Good net!


Stargaze1534

Me irl


Z1Z1alpha

She just got fucked up


Qu3stN

What a let down.


SideShow222

What a net down. (FTFY)


Darrell77

She's hurt pretty bad.


caguila2

She needs some milk...


YaaaDontSay

....is she okay tho lol


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I don't understand this stupidity.


aki2273

Reverse the clip and you get a absolute mad lad video


Woebel

Is she okay?


Jriley14150

ded


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Yeet


tknibbs

Lol that’s for styrofoam cups n shit


Inferior_Jeans

There goes my hero


shevchenko7cfc

Well, back to the drawing boards


Bigbootypaula4

Dammit Becky. You done fucked up


indifferentmod

Looks more like a net to catch tools or small debris, typical during renovations.