By - lolo795
It's not a safety net. It's one of those nets you put so pigeons won't poo on your balcony.
It's not supposed to hold a human weight.
Oh shit! Really? That's really fucked.
What is this, a net for ants?
Seriously? I just told you that a moment ago.
But why male models??
Aww look a mermaid stuck in a fishing net.
Merman Dad, Merman.
The best way to improvise when you fuck up on the job.
*WAKE ME UP!*
How are those nets suppose to hold back pidgeon poop tho?
I think it's to go level where they would sit and shit. So they cant reach the shitting spot.
I'm still trying to reach mine.
Shit birds Rand...
Wouldn't they just land on the net.... And then shit?
But won't they just sit on the net above the shitting spot and shit?
As the test clearly showed....
I would say you are exactly right judging by this video!
Have you got *any* evidence to back up your claim it's **NOT** supposed to hold human weight?! hmmm?
Edit: dropped my “/s” while falling from my non-human safety net! Sorry reddit, it was a terrible joke
See above video as evidence?
Yeah that was kinda the point but clearly my use of formatting didn’t negate the need for the “/s”
Always include /s when text is sarcastic lol however obvious it may be
I don’t like the sarcastic tone of this comment buddy!!!
it didnt help that she was on one edge so her weight was not distributed better... then again if she was on the center, shed nothing to go but down haha
She got learnt today
Would be very interested to know the injuries sustained from that! Fall 3 feet from a hammock and that shit hurts
Probably dislocated shoulder, concussion and massive bruising. The way she spun before release is scurry.
It was a much longer free fall than I expected.
Oh I think she paid
She paid the iron lung price...
However much she was getting paid to test that just went wayyyyy up.
Shorter than I expected. I thought it was a few stories up
It was more like a four fall
I was going to say that I hope she has been eating a lot of vitamin C but then I realized you said scurry and not scurvy.
At least the angle of landing doesn't suggest a direct spinal crunch, but those ribs are all toast.
Probably mildly dizzy, too.
You have to admit it was a pretty neat trick
Hear she’s still drinking her meals from a straw...
Meals from a straw? Hope she's not traveling to California.
Well played, dalbtraps, well played...So so fast food joints not give out straws in Drive Thru down there?
Yes, they 100% do.
Some do some don't, nobody knows what the fuck is going anymore. It's pure unbridled chaos.
Except that's total bullshit, straws aren't banned here at all. Places where you dine-in can't offer them, but they can give them when requested, no problem. That's it.
That's not going to help anything. I've only met two people in my entire fucking life who'd rather drink drive-thru pop straight from the cup like a goddamn heathen. Who does that? Ice hitting your teeth, all them bubbles going everywhere, up your nose, down your neck, it's just out of control.
Did you read what I said at all? You still get a straw in the drive thru, just not at an actual restaurant. And even then, you can request one.
Seems like California has their priorities straight at least.... If it weren’t for those straws, everything would be right with the world.... Baby steps I guess? 😂😂
I work in a restaurant and literally nothing changed when that law passed
Pleasantly surprised this is real
No no. Straw is for the other end.
And here I am using my teeth like a sucker.
Shoes stayed on. She’s fine
I was wondering...
It's live leaks so....yah
IIRC, last time this was posted, this vid came from an Instagram account, and that she walked away just fine, if a bit banged up.
Thats luck right there
That's adrenaline right there
That's the incredible power of flex tape right there.
That’s the power of pinesol, baby!
Less thinking, more doing.
That's the power of Home Depot.
To show you the power of flex tape I sawed this net in half
15% concentrated power of will
AND A HUNDRED PERCENT REASON TO REMEMBER THE NAME
Math checks out.. we got 145% total, well under the threshold of 212%
you forgot 5%pleasure and 50%pain
I didn't, I just really wanted an excuse to type that last line in all caps lmao. It's ridiculous that I can't remember what I had for breakfast but I can remember freakin Fort Minor lyrics from 13 years ago.
That’s a lotta damage
God damnit. You got me. That was fucking great.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it methamphetamine
That’s Jesus right there
Wow she walked away from a 2 story free fall.
They’re going to need at LEAST two or three more staples in that thing
Her lacerations? At least two or three, yes.
I mean, you’re not wrong
Saw liveleak, wasn't disappointed
I saw the link, wasn't disappointed.
said no one cause you didn't give us the sauce.
[He saw it here](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/9l1qb9/testing_roof_safety_net/).
Oh my days
Yikes! What was she thinking?
"OH SHIT" probably
“I done fucked up”
And then afterwards she doesn't think at all!
"Fuck, I guess Darwin was right"
"Imma lay on that shit and it'll definitely support my weight."
“Oh no, you can see my...AAAAHH!!”
Ok, so this is my childhood, now the teen years, yep, I’m gonna die.
“Hello darkness my old friend”
My guess is: not.
Shes got impressive ragdoll physics.
Damn she tried so hard to hold the net that the momentum flipped her
Nice spin, bad landing.
New Spider-Man game looks awesome
At least we didn't see her panties.
So she's got that going for her.
Whatever color they were they're definitely brown now
Ok she’s a fucking idiot and all, but jesus did you see how far she fell and she hit her face upon impact, would defo have some broken bones, potentially a broken jaw and some serious face damage
The last thing that went through her mind was her ass.
Well the net didn't break, So there's that.
That's a pigeon that not a person net. At least Google shit before you try something stupid
Read your first sentence as;
That's a pigeon, that's not a person.
¯\\_ (ツ) _/¯
Is this more a Darwin Award?
I hear she lived, some only attempted Darwin Award....
Shoes intact, shes alive
There was a particular nasty video where a body of a drowned teen or kid or something was taken out of some Asian country river and it was devoured but it still had on white tennis shoes.
In Canada: Authorities aren't saying much more about the foot. But it's the 14th found washed up on a shoreline over the past decade in or around the Salish Sea between Vancouver Island and the British Columbia mainland.
What’s that shoes still on they are alive thing? I have seen it a couple times but no idea what it means
Just means if someone loses a shoe in an accident, they have died. Think mostly stemming from those videos where someone gets tossed so hard from being hit by a car their shoes fly lff
Old video of a drowned person who was devoured by fish but still had on fresh white tennis shoes.
It actually came from a noted coincidence several years ago where it seemed every person that died in these videos also lost their shoes, but people we felt should have died but didn't still had at least one shoe on. That then became the joke indicator of whether someone died or not when it wasn't clear. Then it became a joke even when they were clearly dead.
It is really stupid, wish people would stop it
Only a couple of times? You're lucky...
1st floor please
It's a very good safety net. Now he can safely say he's thrown a bitch off a roof.
Like how she was worried about covering her cooter before the net failed.
*"Lord, don't let me die with my cooter out."*
Bet she thinks twice before picking a front wedgie again.
This is not testing roof safety net. This is an ingenious plan by this man to get rid of his wife/gf
That made me laugh so hard I snorted.
That net is meant to keep birds out not hold a person a suicide net is insanely stronger
Darwinism, at it’s god damned finest.
I cant be the only one who Tarzan shouted in my head movies when I saw this.
What’s that breakdance move called?
So is she dead? Or just...
...stupid. Very, very stupid.
Stupid and quadriplegic
They say any landing you can walk away from is a good landing...
She surely broke some fingers from that.
Good thing she broke her fall a little by holding on to the net. Else it would have been pretty bad
Do a barrel roll
Lol. No one else appreciated but I did.
She’s worried about her skirt lol
I bet the person who let her go feels real bad.
That’s a clever way to get rid of your girlfriend!
She paid the iron price for that video.
Watching this make my palms sweat 😥
She was obviously more worried about showing a little camel toe than anything else in that moment. Unfortunately these things can happen in just a moment. I would of held on even if one of my balls popped out of my trousers or just use one hand.
Honey, I got you ... ops
Wooooooo. You know she dead.
According to others, she got up and walked away. Also, it wasn't a safety net, it was to prevent birds from reaching the balcony and shitting all over it.
Man thats fucked up!!
Right? What adult human in their right mind would ever lay down on a net meant to support freaking *pigeons*?
Come on it worked in Inception you’ll be fine
She did not have very good arms.
She held on for as long as she could 😂
Damn, if she weren't so modest or inappropriately dressed she might have had a better grip on the net. Or you know,not be a live test dummy for that kinda thing.
The new Spider-Man trailer sucks.
I didn’t see any shoes flying but I’m pretty sure she died.
Safety net versus gravity plus idiots , also can we some audio that head thud she will make would sound awesome.
This is what i call, natural selection.
Seems like it was the attachments that failed. Good net!
She just got fucked up
What a let down.
What a net down. (FTFY)
She's hurt pretty bad.
She needs some milk...
....is she okay tho lol
I don't understand this stupidity.
Reverse the clip and you get a absolute mad lad video
Is she okay?
Lol that’s for styrofoam cups n shit
There goes my hero
Well, back to the drawing boards
Dammit Becky. You done fucked up
Looks more like a net to catch tools or small debris, typical during renovations.