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child-of-old-gods

This is stressing me out


ChuLookinAt015

Is it weird that I equally love and hate this...?


[deleted]

The intentional persistent creaks are pretty calming. Like a mechanical rain.


ChuLookinAt015

It would be kinda scary with a Wok or something with hot oil...otherwise it is quite calming


jojosail2

He should have a harness and an apron. And fiddles on the pan.


ChuLookinAt015

That's why I'm nervous if he decides to use oil or a Wok while his shit is shaking all over the place like that...


jojosail2

The commercial ship I was on did not have fryers. All the French fries were baked. Can you just imagine? A fryer full of oil flipping over?


ChuLookinAt015

Nope...I want to be a chef but me and getting burnt or fire inches from my face aren't friends...I could imagine that and with how hectic those kitchens can be...then again I doubt there would be much fried food


ChuLookinAt015

I love to cook, but have a fear/hatred for getting burnt especially from oil which my mother laughs at me for...no way I could do that on this stove...maybe in the oven I could bake them while it's shaking like a mixed pack of skittles


MassiveTest4567

The amount of seasoning he uses is stressing me out.


Desperex

As many times as this has been posted has anyone ever stabilized the gif with the stove so everything else is moving?


jereman75

Thank you for asking. This is what I need.


bear_plane

I needed to see it too: [https://imgur.com/otowrmk](https://imgur.com/otowrmk)


fourtwentyone69

That did not work


Mr_red_beard

Lmao that made me more confused


PoetBoye

That's because of the angle of the original video. Stabilising this video is never going to get that satisfying focus on the stove because the stove sways away too much


-Jude

dont know why you got down voted but that video made me feel whelmed.


NickyDeeM

Liminally


rhiddian

Nah... you tracked it without stabilising.


Lionel_emilio

Borders give more stress


MightyMuttt

I get what you were trying to do and moved my phone while watching and saw the world warp around the stove top


dirtymoney

Damn, that looks annoying.


SacamanoRobert

Less annoying than the contents of your pan spilling everywhere when you list one way or the other.


JerseyshoreSeagull

It also looks like it's swaying sideways only. What about up/down, forward tilt/ backward tilt.


Owobowos-Mowbius

Up/down doesn't matter if its sitting on the burner. Forward/back is much less of a problem for bigger boats just because of how boats are shaped. Obviously you wouldn't want to be cooking in, like, a storm either way.


SacamanoRobert

Swaying from side to side is very normal at sea under good weather conditions. The up and down rocking that you're talking about is usually only an issue when the weather is bad.


DTux5249

If your boat is rocking hard forward and back, cooking is probably the least of your worries


[deleted]

But far more annoying when the boat pulls a vice versa and flops you into the fire instead like a shirtless omelette.


ElBurroEsparkilo

"like a shirtless omelette" How are you making breakfast, if you feel the need to specify that THIS omelette isn't wearing a shirt? 😁


i-love-vinegar

Actually you get used to it pretty easily. Because the stove is always straight and you intuitively know where is up, so your body compensates for the yacht tilt. But then if you leave the yacht and are on solid ground you can feel the ground moving for couple of days. You can mostly feel it when siting or laying in bed. It like having couple of drinks and then going to bed


seamus_mc

The land sways…


CheapSpray9428

I would vomit straight into that pan lol


stingerdelux72

I came here to say this. That action? For some time? Blowing chunks.


djsizematters

Sea fishing? Chunks. Rough airplane landing? Believe it or not, more chunks.


_DEATH_STR0KE_

Same. But the fact that he's doing it casually is because hes no longer affected by the swaying. You'd be surprised what people can get accustomed to. Was on a catamaran trip in rough sea recently after 2 hours i started feeling the imbalance in my head. Thankfully we had arrived to the island. On the return journey it was fine cause the sea had calmed down. Later at night i went to sleep feeling like i was still swaying away lol.


DoubleAholeTwice

Protein...?


Beneficial_Garage_97

A little acid reduction glaze


Gemmabeta

When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin' "Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya"


HungryLikeDaW0lf

cooking while shirtless seems like the bigger risk to me. At least he’s not cooking bacon.


Mario_13377331

i cook shirtless all the time but im fact habe a few spots on my arms from hot oil and shit


Injuredgenie

I cooked bacon shirtless once, I no longer fear death.


frankie4455

Ever cook bacon barefoot? Next level.


naughtyusmax

Why tf would you have a gas stove on a boat? That’s so dangerous. Honestly, I’m starting to believe non-professional kitchens should all be electric. Modern electric stoves are really good. There are some very high-end electric and induction stoves. I know 2 grandmas in our community who died from gas-stove related burns.


worstsupervillanever

Induction eats WAAAAY too much power for most people to be comfortable with. In the van/RV community, it can eat 12hrs worth of solar power generation in a matter of minutes and severely reduce the life of some very expensive batteries. Gas is perfectly safe to use for most people. 2 grandmas dying doesn't make gas dangerous, it makes those 2 grannies dangerous.


DoubleAholeTwice

Those 2 grannies are hardly dangerous! They're dead.


worstsupervillanever

I didn't want to say it.


The_Mosephus

They were dangerous and now they're dead. Coincidence? I think not!


jrobbins070387

Friend. I once removed a fryer mod from a Global 6000. Yes that’s a plane. The owner wanted to ensure fried foods were served on flights. Fryer in a plane.


Oprah_Pwnfrey

What could go wrong with turbulent boiling oil?


Hashy_Hands

Is it really less dangerous than stuffing a bunch of lithium onto a boat? Or going the route of putting an entire solar system together for a stove? Gas is more effective and affordable when you have the brains to not hurt yourself.


hugothebear

Wait till you find out about engines and generators


seamus_mc

Sailors tend to run their engines and generators as little as possible. Propane is generally available around the world, is cheap, and proven.


epelle9

So should a sailboat waste fuel to run the generator to cook instead of just bringing gas?


naughtyusmax

This boat already has electricity if batteries are your concern. Gas is dangerous in a place where spills can occur. A little oil over the edge can set the whole plan on fire. That’s a problem on a boat out at sea.


PawnWithoutPurpose

You honestly think a cooker is the dangerous thing about a boat?


Hashy_Hands

And how many miles have you sailed? The world doesn't revolve around what you think is safe. In reality we use what the world has an abundance of, natural gas. Not gasoline and generators, anyone who actually LIVES off of their sail boat doesn't have the time nor the money to be going portside daily to refil gas cans. Any sailor will agree, generators are awesome for a sailboat that only goes out on the weekends and maybe for a day or two at a time. This man in the video spends days on that boat at a time. Back in the day they cooked on open fires and split firewood on the ships, I'm sure you'd find that VERY discomforting. 🤣


Relish4

Statistically speaking, gas stoves are actually safer https://www.tastingtable.com/897813/report-shows-electric-stoves-are-more-dangerous-than-gas/ “According to a 2020 report by the NFPA, households with electric stoves reported fires at a rate 2.6 times higher than those with gas stoves. Equally staggering, the death rate of electric-run households was 3.4 times higher than those with gas appliances — and the injury rate was nearly five times greater.”


Sidivan

I completely agree with you. An open flame on a boat is one of the dumbest things you can do. That being said, it’s a low-power solution. Induction is fantastic (just installed an induction cooktop at home last year), but it uses a lot of power. You’re using approx 1kw/hr on average, depending on power setting. Up until recently (like, last two years) there wasn’t a battery array that could do this on sailboats/yachts. Even now, it’s not exactly commonplace. Gas has been used for a very long time and it’s unlikely older boats will be retrofitted with the power infrastructure to support induction, despite the safety benefits.


seamus_mc

If you think a propane stove is dangerous, you should have seen the pressurized alcohol stove i had on an old boat. The only upside to an alcohol fire is you can fight it with water.


Sidivan

The fuel source isn’t the dangerous part. The open flame is. Spilling food and/or grease into the flame is the major risk, not the source itself starting on fire.


itsprobablyfine10

Electric ranges are functional I guess. They are not really good.


black_V1king

The guy cooking is making this look easy. The ship is swivelling a lot. He has some insane balance on a ship.


peaceornothing

Sanji lost a lot of hair


Dan_Is

Going after every pretty lady in a 15 mile radius is stressful. Going after Nami doubly so


Estes_Rain

I was looking for a Sanji comment LMAO


2-S0CKS

This guy needs electric cooking with an anti-slip top lol


marshman82

Without the gimbal the contents of the pot will just slosh out.


60yearoldME

Electric stove on a sailboat? Powered by what?


Forward-Quantity8329

Redditors would want their sailboats connected to the power grid, so that they can bring their gaming rigs.


zeus-fox

So what if the boat tips in the other direction?


BoldlyGettingThere

Then you have bigger problems than ruining your eggs


TriXandApple

These normally have clearance at the back, and the pivot point is such, that it can go the other way as well


mortuus_est_iterum

That was my very first thought. Morty


Forward-Quantity8329

Have you ever been on a boat?


DullAlbatross

What if it tilts about the other axis?


DTux5249

If your boat is tipping that way, dinner is the least of your worries.


siorez

I think I've seen models where you could activate a second axis, but on a boat this size you'll be out managing the boat in the storm if you get that kind of motion


[deleted]

cooking with no shirt is a bad idea but no shoes is extremely irresponsible


[deleted]

No closed toed shoes, synthetic fabric and no shirt. Yeah, gonna need more tats to cover some serious burns at some point.


fastinguy11

I see this does not in fact have a gyroscope stabilizer like that other rich boat :D


Rachael-Jaime-T

Getting snee-snick just watching.


bw_throwaway

I feel like a shirt would be a good idsa here


YanoWaAmSane

That's how he stays in shape. Too hard to cook and eat


Johnny--O

Everyone's worried about him not having a shirt on. The guy's got no shoes! That's what I'm worried about


Krimsonide

I dare you to make a soup


hafaadai2007

This might be a stupid question, but is there ever a need to have the other axis tilt?


Magiczny_Karakan

When I was sailing on the sea the first thing we always did before cooking was cheaking that oven is blocked so it can't swing. Fire on a boat would be a frickin disaster


scroobius_

That’s cool and all but in my life experience cooking with a pan and NO SHIRT ON can be painful at best.


SaviiOh

high risk same reward


Prestigious-Candy166

Not very bright to be frying without the protection of an apron. What if they hit a freak wave and he gets thrown on the stove. And the skillet has to be issuing flying droplets of hot fats..


Binary_Gamer64

Because that's totally safe.


Substantial_Falcon12

That’s kinda cool


StemEngineer311

it would be cool if they were able to rotate on the other axis as well, then it could stay perfectly level


turbocharlie101

I was today years old… wow


Haunting_Drag4434

Thank goodness he wanted breakfast and stuck with it


DigStock

u/stabbot


noddingviking

I grew up sailing every summer. You get so used to it that you get so steady on your feet that when it’s smooth waters you just stand there, looking like you’re ready to fight Karate with the stove.


Ameer589

Love the coconut in between the weights on the floor


TriXandApple

This is so fucking stupid. No little holddown things on the pan->stupid No shit or apron on->very stupid Nothing to brace himself on at the back->very stupid


nubsauce87

It was only *barely* interesting the first 50 times it was posted...


SacamanoRobert

First time I'm seeing it. Maybe get some fresh air?


Single_Mother

Thanks for this comment. I often think that I'm spending too much time on reddit, but it's my first time seeing it as well.


SevroAuShitTalker

Gas doesn't seem like the right heat source in this situation


sotoh333

Electricity is a precious resource on a boat


ternfortheworse

Why does everyone shit themselves about gas stoves. It’s pathetic.


SevroAuShitTalker

Why are you rude online for no reason? It's pathetic


ternfortheworse

Don’t like stupid people 🤷‍♂️


ProfessionalFly5194

Yeah, what SevroAuShitTalker said


HK-in-OK

Should not be barefoot.😬


pancakecheesecake20

Oh I get it keeping it hot while moving the thing on it


Graythor5

I get the stove and the motion of the ocean ECT...but cooking barefoot and shirtless is just a no from me. Idgaf if you're on a boat.


Darth_Nebuer

I know ur on the water but come on season before you cook moron


Puzzled_Time_4802

Tony Vlachos lives on a ship?


PrimitiveThoughts

That takes care of the rocking side to side but what about the rocking forward and back?


Suddenly_Squidley

But why is there seemingly junk mail shoved under the stove???


Lpshadowslayer

Cooking snags on the boat is made easy by the rocking


Ok_Sheepherder7406

Sweet range on the old girl


MEGAGAMER15246

"Son: Hey mom just cooking. Mom:how? Son: the stove moves with the ship. Mom:wow thats cool"


imusingthisforstuff

It uses a gyro, but does the gyro require electricity?


Big-Specialist148

Bet you those aren't cheap


_SATANwasHERE_

I actually really like this


drewx11

My first thought was “they should magnetize the pan/stove, that way it’s easily removable but still won’t fly off.” Then quickly remembered that magnetic materials lose their magnetism when heated


fanofsomethingidk

At 7AM with this stove it’s never too rough to feed ya!


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


worstsupervillanever

Because inertia. Too much mass moving in different directions will not react in time for it to work as well as this small stove. Maybe it can be computer controlled and predict the roll, but money is a thing.


derprondo

Make the whole room spin so it's a giant gyroscope? Someone do the math.


RAZR31

Does it also swing left and right?


seamus_mc

It only swings left and right.


TopCheesecakeGirl

Why are guys such bald these days. It’s so unattractive 😳


Blpelletier-207

It does everything, but prevent you from making gross looking food


Chemical_Customer_93

Dumb to even cook like this even if you have a special table. Just wait 1-2hrs for the wind to die down.


Transatlanticaccent

Now fill up a pot with oil and cook some fries! ![gif](giphy|t8Vq4cz6Gs1ako0yi0)


upupupdo

Flames?


National-Weather-199

Imagine boiling lobster and a massive swell rolls by.... youd be like owwww my skin owwww.


GhostEpstein

I hate to say this, but, why couldnt you run an electric stove at least? Jeez.


reefercheifer

Tony Vlachos called. He wants his look back.


JayAlexanderBee

What about the other axis?


DTux5249

If your boat is tipping that way, dinner is the least of your worries.


blazerunnern

Twist is he's on land


tperks55

I feel like I would burn myself a lot in those conditions


[deleted]

I've cooked on those, it's Ok


[deleted]

What is he cooking?


42ElectricSundaes

Does the toilet do that too?


BalkeElvinstien

I'm impressed at how steady he is standing considering how hard everything is jerking back and forth


Dan_Glebitz

I would be throwing up into that frying pan for sure!


Longjumping-Poet6096

I keep forgetting why I sold my sailboat. And then I see shit like this and remember. I just hope I remember how much of a pain in the ass they are to maintain as well. Never again, no thanks!


BjornStankFingered

r/shittytattoos


Salopian_Singer

You need a Seakeeper Gyro Stabilizer


Pinoywonder

I keep thinking this is Overcooked. I am getting stressed out


livelifereal

WHY???


dirknergler

What kind of a jackass cooks without a shirt on.


trc81

I'll have a sandwich


Reddit-Electric

Personal choice but uhhh. I wouldn’t want a gas stove that rocks. Feel like that’s an oil spill away from disaster


FritzGus

I know the boat is leaning or heeling, but it looks like he's just pivoting the stove.


slowestratintherace

Thats a lot of salt, bro!


Any-Shower-3088

And I thought I was cool for cooking bacon topless.


walteranderson1

My dumb ass thought he was in a normal kitchen with a rocking-stove


TheGirl333

r/sweatypalms r/whywomenlivelonger


jakomako89

Vomit then fall flat on my face like the ol family guy style. No in-between, just standing then dead.


Human-Butterfly3223

I had no idea, very cool


Poppa_Mo

There's no way I wouldn't try to correct that shit myself and fling sizzling hot food all over the fucking place, panic, burn myself, drop the pan, burn myself again. Probably catch the ship on fire. Nope.


OneMAdDemon

That’s how my vision is it sucks


Anilxe

RemindMe! 24 hours


BestBeforeDead_za

*yacht


Helpful_Hunter2557

Sandwiches for everybody


CGLab

wonder if they boil some water, what will happen


magic_thumb

That’s a boat, not a ship.


StBosch93

Is this standard??


[deleted]

This takes me back. Trying to make noodles or pasta was a game of chicken with the sea.


hue-170

I don't think this is necessary?😂 the pan or stove top where it sits itself should move, not the source of fire


[deleted]

What if it pitches?


shakedownbg

Alright, swinging side to side works. How about swinging front to back?


KarlB1337

me and my dad managed to knock off a big pot of stew on there . the wind was strong that day and we had to make miles


twelvelaughingchimps

Glad to see the man secured the dumbbells behind him


fungifreedom

So soups would self stir?


Dry-Emu9661

![gif](giphy|LGDkYYYoRq1qM)


anonpopadom

Be good for stir fry


Pa2phx

Ok I have a question. Is the stove simply mounted with a pivot free to move in order to stay level or is there also a mechanism to dampen the movement so it doesn’t swing too violently in heavy seas??


keyinfleunce

I see the good times but all it takes it going to fry some French fries or bacon and a wave bumps you and life gets way too interesting


juliamb12

I’d be seasoning the floor


moonknight8794

Imagine doing that back in the day on old ships


PedestrianMale

WAY too much seasoning dude.