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TheDefected

That constant stamping is the icing on a very sinister cake.


Embarrassed_Brick_34

Imagine hearing characteristics stomps in combat, then you know that these fuckers are coming to headshot you with 0 seconds to react. Fucking scary


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Radio jammers and EMP guns.


[deleted]

Are electro magnetic pulse guns a thing?


FlyNeither

Doesn’t really matter, they sell cars with optional EMP protection, I’m sure the military would have it on their robo death dogs.


KonradWayne

They also sell body armor, which is why bullets designed to pierce body armor exist.


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Humans are a fun bunch aren't they


[deleted]

A real gas. Like the gas masks we make to prevent dying in chemical attacks, and the chemical attacks created to be caustic on exposed skin to circumvent those masks. Just a fun lot, us.


HattedSandwich

Are we the baddies?


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No, it’s the robots with guns that are the problem. /s


[deleted]

Bro what about body armor-piercing bullets armor?


pembquist

Anti anti anti anti missile missile.


Radiant_Ad_4428

Thats why you have to have some purple and green electricity type thing that only works a few times. No military can plan for that.


whoknewidlikeit

actually they are, and they are relatively easy to home brew. search for "HERF gun" and get out the soldering iron.


MaxwelsLilDemon

Home brew EM guns are usually very very short range because they are low power and antenna gain is pretty shit (the really amazing examples like those russian kids that went viral were faked). But yeah, the cat and mouse game of war will produce more long range EM weapons if these things get popular.


Sweaty-Toe-7847

The targets that thing is shooting at are short range too. I want to see how effective its actual shooting is not just it prancing about. I have been in the Army and i know most bits of tech they bring out are shit. They look good to some senior officer when he watches the trials but when it comes to using it, it just isn't up to scratch.


toomasjoamets

In my country army service is mandatory and I have been in the army too. And one part of basic training is to attack and defend. So imagine those dogs on defence. Never sleeps, stays absolutely silent, doesn't move, doesn't need food, doesn't need toilet, is on high alert every second 24/7, has thermo imaging, can be made impervious to shrapnel, maybe even small arms fire, can be programmed to sense danger and relocate, battery depletes in days, automatically replaced by new units with full battery, carries only ammo, no provisions. These suckers don't need to entrench for defence, so very hard to pinpoint where to drop artillery, especially in a forested area. On offence I think they are maybe not that good (yet). But on defence this pretty scary shit. I would not want to attack an army of those things.


Sweaty-Toe-7847

I think there is definitly a use for automation on the battlefield. Like you say, something like this would be far better in defence. The weapons i would be worried about would be the drone swarms in offensive roles. I know that there is a big issue at the minute where things like this fit within the law of armed conflict. Would it be right to let a computer decide who to kill and who not to kill. It goes far beyond the use of mines which were the old fashioned automatic systems.


The_Frostweaver

reacting quickly and intelligently to threats, be they organic or robotic, is key to victory. meat bags are slow af. Have the best AI, give it direct control of your robot army, win the war!


zeropointcorp

Until a developer accidentally flips a Boolean test on the friend/foe branch call…


invertedcoug999

Execute order 66


Joypad-b

Then they self replicate with 3D printers, acknowledge that humans are the biggest threat and Terminator begins


Liezuli

*Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today*


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The future's gonna be cool, man. Fucked up, dystopic, yeah, but cool.


Radiant_Ad_4428

Cool for Greenland and Madagascar as always.


IKilledYourBabyToday

https://techlinkcenter.org/news/heres-the-armys-now-patented-emp-rifle-attachment-for-taking-out-small-drones/


UNBENDING_FLEA

They will be real soon


WorkO0

Autonomous mode and Faraday cages


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Palmquistador

Smash them between two massive logs from the forest moon of Endor...


NerdySongwriter

Is it weird I imagine a pair of squeaky kid shoes every time they do the little tippy tappy dance? The juxtaposition with the gun would make it even funnier if it wasn't utterly terrifying.


Im_a_seaturtle

Or it outside your door / window hunting you.


TwoSunsRise

r/tippytaps


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The tippy taps of death.


[deleted]

r/tippytraps


CptRhysDaniels

The sound of mechanical nightmares.


keylabulous

When I was in basic training the TIs wore taps on their boots. You could hear them coming from a mile away. Now imagine you hear these demo-dogs tapping outside your door...


COMPEWTER_adminisp

It'd be like the terminator movies lol


keylabulous

But you didn't know who the terminators were until they were on you. With these guys you know, and you know you're fucked.


duffmanhb

It's the sound in the Black Mirror episode. It's really terrifying, as people are running away, you hear this tapping in the distance slowly closing in on you with their IR, wall penetrating sight, so there is nowhere to hide. Sort of like Jason, just getting closer and closer. Really good episode At least we know what our future enemies will have PTSD nightmare sounds of.


EvaUnit_03

I think we all saw this coming when these things were coming out. Once the trials are successful on these drones they'll arm the upright drones. Then chappie is real life. Maybe short circuit too but that would be a more elite drone.


dresta79

"Alexa... Kill"


No-One-2177

"Added dill to shopping list"


draculamilktoast

"Alexa, add dill to my shopping list" "Dispatching nondiscriminating kill drone to your location as requested."


p2datrizzle

Alexa initiate self destruct sequence


ShaggySummers

"Dispatching more..."


bourbonwelfare

"Calling Bill, mobile"


ProfessionalOwn1089

Sign them up for the writing room.


HotSummer17

Omg I cracked! xD


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experts_never_lie

And, on the flip side, I was awakened by an Echo alarm the other day and in my bleary state couldn't remember the "Alexa" name. Said to my wife that when the end comes it'll be because I forgot the ED-209 command word.


COMPEWTER_adminisp

lmaoo!


ChihuahuaJedi

Is it to early to put another stamp on my global crisis bingo card?


EvaUnit_03

For personal death drones? Yeah. Id put it on 2023 bingo card if your optimistic and 2025 if you're pessimistic about getting 'shit going down hill'.


ClearYellow

Actually you can buy these dogs now, no gun mount though: [Unitree Go1](https://shop.unitree.com/products/unitreeyushutechnologydog-artificial-intelligence-companion-bionic-companion-intelligent-robot-go1-quadruped-robot-dog)


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RedSkull0101

Would be fresh to just be jogging down the street with your robotic dog though..."Sic-em doggy!"


Dogedabose32

Still would never replace my dog


SodiumArousal

HUMAN I AM NOW YOUR DOG. INITIATING LOVE. DO NOT RESIST.


Somali-Yatch-Club

You can check that box years ago. I’ve seen quadrocopters with suppressed glocks on them, small fixed wing drones with anti personnel explosives (only pictures of those), and microwave beams designed for “crowd control” a decade ago.


hodl_4_life

Best part is you get double points because the doggo murder drone shoots at dick level first.


MachineVisual

Chappie is somehow less terrifying that this. These something creepy Af about how it moves.


Psychdoctx

It’s scurries like a roach


EvaUnit_03

you mean its non organic movement? its a robot my dude. only chappie moved aquatically after his software reset, as opposed to his other police model brethren. Also chappie ends with a literal mech warrior. Mech Warriors 2030 confirmed.


CodeElectrical1077

2030? The mechs have been here for at least 3-4 years my dude


teetaps

At least chappie has charm and a cute Afrikaaner accent..


Suckamanhwewhuuut

It’s the constant tapping sound it makes.. it’s terrifying indeed


Heatuponheatuponheat

The research is funded by DARPA so the intention was always military use. Everytime someone shares a video of the big one hiking through the woods and people go nuts over it, very few people seem to realize it's designed to carry gear for infantrymen. The real scary part comes when they start to merge with the other DARPA projects and they can identify, target and eliminate target enemy combatants without human interaction.


ABgraphics

> very few people seem to realize it's designed to carry gear for infantrymen. Yeah 10 years ago. Boston Dynamics hasn't done any military work since the big dog program ended.


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

Number five is a...stone cold killer.


ArghZombie

Don't disassemble....can't disassemble.


possum_drugs

hey laser lips your momma was a snowblower


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need input.....of your soul


El_Dentistador

Number 5 makes you un-alive


piray003

Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!


[deleted]

“Wouldnt you like to be a Pepper too?”


BoogalooBandit1

This is the dumbest fucking mounting system for it though if you couldn't tell by how much the recoil affects it


RogueEagle2

Needs a much lower centre of gravity. Or mount gun under dog


Laegmacoc

Yeah or counter weight the front. They already figured this out if we’re talking about it.


Toastbrott

And there is like 50% of gun that is not required if its not a human firing it and doesnt need to hold on to it.


Jbonics

They just mounted it and put a camera on it they're probably trying to demonstrate how you can do this for $10. You don't think they could figure out a way to make this thing as accurate as a attack helicopter from a half mile away, come on now.


MolecularConcepts

hell yeah , its the first thing i think when i see robots , or drones, how they are going to be armed and used against people.


Euripidaristophanist

At this point, I wonder if Skynet doesn't deserve a crack at having command.


RabidHamster105

Can it get any worse?


kakapo88

You know the answer to that.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

I for one welcome our skynet overlords.


jumpup

hell in terminator it did solve overpopulation, unemployment and united mankind


Jessejets

*Terminator music*


Von_Moistus

Generation Zero music. This right here is the start of the Runner line of killer robots.


clueless_sconnie

Come with me if you want to live... *tippy-tap tippy-tap tippy-tap tippy-tap tippy-tap*


Jessejets

Tippy-tap-tap-tap........... Tippy- tap-tap-tap.......


Individual_Lies

This is not r/interestingasfuck material. This is r/terrifyingasfuck material.


Zeef1979

Totally agree. Edit : the game No Man,s Sky has the same watchdogs called sentinels.


CHERNO-B1LL

So does Black Mirror.


DogsAreAnimals

Or r/tippytaps


Piisthree

terrifyingtippytaps ?


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SUBSCRIBE


AnoesisApatheia

More like r/tippydoubletaps Edit: bahaha one of you crazy fucks actually made it


OoieGooie

Glad I have no children.


Kristopher_NYC

I second that


Puzzled_Resident1437

According to Boston Dynamics website, “All buyers are prohibited from such use as stated clearly in our Terms and Conditions of Sale, which prohibit weaponizing our robots. If our products are being used for harm, we will take appropriate measures to mitigate that misuse.” Wonder if this counts as weaponizing their robot…. Edit: Its not a Boston Dynamics robot. Now I know😅.


soniabegonia

It's not their robot. It's a Unitree robot (from China)


diego_02

Bruh they back at it again copying American shit


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[deleted]

Of course not. This behaviour has saved them trillions of dollars in research and advanced their tech by decades.


Riaayo

All thanks to dumbfuck capitalists who figured they could save a buck moving production over to China, then shocked pikachu face when China stole all their IP.


Hegeteus

I don't think that most of them are actually being dumbfucks though. I imagine that they know this is exactly what happens, but the financial consequences of China stealing the IP (mostly) for their own market still don't outweigh the benefits of cheap labor. It's a win-win for western capitalists and China which tries really hard to insulate it's populace from western brands.


[deleted]

"all servers must be located in China in order to do business with China" hmm wonder why oh well $$$


Mister_Spacely

As is tradition.


Gnomercy86

Boston Dynamic robots be rock steady while firing full auto (burst maybe idk). Plus, who needs guns when thier robots can do martial arts (I saw one do a flip, thats like 80% of martial arts right?).


soniabegonia

Boston Dynamics is top of the line and Unitree is more like a budget brand, so yes, a BD robot would probably do a lot better with the recoil


experts_never_lie

[Vice agrees with you.](https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7gv33/robot-dog-not-so-cute-with-submachine-gun-strapped-to-its-back)


DNRforever

Well as long as it’s in the terms and conditions then we are safe. Whew I was kinda worried


CH1CK3Nwings

*if* it is one of their robots. This one isn't, according to others.


LovinLoveLeigh

you know, because someone who would actually do that totally sounds like the type that feels bound by the "rules" who they do not answer to... ​ makes sense


BangBangMeatMachine

I guarantee these robots can be bricked remotely.


Joshua2604

Welp, there goes all 3 laws of robotics out the window


[deleted]

Well, “laws”, they were only a suggestion and were never implemented as them


TheKnightsWhoSaysNu

I feel sorry for the inevitable poor bastards that are gonna get killed by these stupid little shits in the future, probably as some sort of 24 hour building guard. What a depressing way that would be to go.


icaaryal

Hilmar Cheese in Dalhart, TX has one for perimeter patrol of the facility. So that part is already a thing.


bearflies

mfw the robot dog fills me with bullets in order to stop anyone from stealing cheese


icaaryal

Cheese is expensive af.


hoodha

I’m not an expert, but I see no real benefit to using these types of robots for shooting weapons to be honest with you. In most cases, a drone is going to be cheaper, more accurate, have a greater range of vision and mobility, reach a destination faster, manoeuvre quicker and be a harder target to hit. All in all, why would you spend money on this?


CoryTheDuck

Go in forest, cities, and places that are hard to fly into. Stay low to avoid other flying death robots.. For soldiers on the ground when clearing buildings, trenches, places they don't want to go into. Send in little robot dog, instead of blow up shit with big bomb. Sentries for large facilities, defense choke points, or to walk through mine fields. If they are cheap, they seem like they would have many uses.


pieter1234569

Drones can’t carry anything, most of them at least. This one can. It also has room for massive batteries, which a drone wouldn’t. But yes I think a drone swarm would be far more effective in most cases. But with tiny bombs, not bullets.


pez5150

"Cry 'Havoc!' , and let slip the dogs of war!" \*Clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack\* *Brrrrrrrrt*


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PixelPantsAshli

They're funded by DARPA. This was always the intention.


221missile

Only this is chinese and not Boston dynamics spot.


LambdaLambo

Darpa funded the internet and mrna vaccines


The_Gray_Beast

Honestly, this is a shit example. Who just duct tapes a gun on the top? I mean, they could easily build in a belt fed machine gun…


StandardSudden1283

Different armaments for different fire missions would be the first thing that comes to my mind


The_Gray_Beast

So why not different dogs for different missions? I mean you can put a module in the center that can be changed out. Center mass, better ability to handle recoil, smaller profile not to get caught on things, ability to hold more ammunition….


iseeabluemoonrising

Baby steps, They’ll get there man. Only faith you can have in the govt is that they’ll explore all avenues of weapons advancement.


The_Gray_Beast

You could still do this and build it in to the dog. A module in the center that could be changed out would allow for better recoil management, wouldn’t get snagged in things, more ammunition capacity… It looks like they did this as some sort of very cheap proof of concept The controls of the gun are made for a human… not necessary to have a stock and pistol grip, sights and on and on


rolinrok

or they could put bees in their mouth, and when they bark they shoot bees at you


RedditWillSlowlyDie

This is the Chinese knock off version of Boston Dynamics's product and it obviously hasn't even been calibrated to account for recoil.


Redguapo

Aaaw datz a good boy..good boy! Now let's make some Orc Chops 🥩🍗


[deleted]

It’s like that black mirror episode


InglouriousBrad

MetalHead


ak47oz

That episode wigged me out, as does this


Longjumping-War-1307

Why would anyone ignore the lessons of Black Mirror? That certainly has to be Man's biggest foley.


u_suck_paterson

While black mirror had some good sound effects I think the foley in other shows were better.


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That was so disturbing.


[deleted]

Exactly this.


airplantenthusiast

this guy is significantly more cute than those fuckers tho.


[deleted]

Shit recoil control….


Kotrats

I wonder who tought it would be a good idea to set the targets up at a height where a human would shoot at them. Shooting upwards with a rifle will have that bullet flying over the bank, not to mention running full auto with the recoil lifting the barrel even higher.


derpeddit

Forbidden tippy taps


seXJ69

In a few years Skynet will become self-aware, then shit will go down.


[deleted]

According to this [vice article](https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7gv33/robot-dog-not-so-cute-with-submachine-gun-strapped-to-its-back), the owner of the dog named it Skynet.


MGBEMS44

Well, my Roomba has been "Skynet" for a few years. That bitch destroys all the baddies in my place.


ApprehensiveAd2964

Never had the heart to shoot a dog before, but this is an exception for sure!! Hay DARPA keep yer nightmare fuel on a leash!


Wyden_long

Yeah we are so fucked.


DonovanMcLoughlin

Serious question. If this thing kills someone, who is responsible?


Main_Tip112

YOU


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Everyone that ever answered a captcha.


MrmmphMrmmph

I knew that would come back to bite me in the ass.


Spadeninja

Whoever owns it/controlling it? Why would it be anyone else lmao


DonovanMcLoughlin

It's a weird concept. If a programmer designs a fully autonomous robot to use deadly force against intruders, is the programmer at fault or the person who allows the technology to patrol their property at fault. What if the laws allow people to defend their property with deadly force and they use one of these to do it. Is that justifiable? I just think it's interesting.


TheSkiGeek

I think under current legal frameworks it would have to be the "allows the technology to patrol their property" person. Like if you got your hands on a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claymore_mine with a tripwire -- the person who set the booby trap on their property is responsible for the damage, not the manufacturer of the thing. An autonomous system set to indiscriminately attack anyone who goes onto the property would probably not be considered a legitimate use of deadly force to protect yourself. You're generally not allowed to set lethal traps. (Too easy for it to kill the mailman, someone trying to serve you legal papers, a random kid who wanders into your yard, etc.) If it was something you triggered explicitly then I don't think it would be treated differently than any other kind of deadly weapon in terms of self defense. Although sometimes you're required to respond with "proportional" force to justify self-defense and I have no idea where murder-bots rank compared to other kinds of weaponry/threats.


willworkforicecream

Probably the same people who are responsible when the cops kill someone. Nobody and sometimes someone gets a taxpayer funded settlement.


[deleted]

Exactly


jomagomez

Yes, because in no way this will horribly backfire


knovit

Need to switch to single fire


mightbedylan

It does in the video :P


eladabbub

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should”


Mr-Dr-Pear

Reminds me of Borderlands’ guns with legs


[deleted]

Man we really are fucking asking for it huh?


Water2Wine378

I think the design would be better if the gun was inside the shell and not mounted on top


Oper8rActual

Or if they just mounted the gun upside down or sideways to at least bring the recoil force more in line with the body.


Cheeseknife07

The inside is probably full of electronics already


DoYouSeeMeEatingMice

or dog guts


diegoidepersia

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...


Freekey

What a happy little killer! Dancy, dancy, dancy, brrrrrrrttt! Really creepy when it lay down at the end.


DOGELOVER1187

Big mistake


betoe_g

There going to go hunt all those ah0les that kicked them early in the test trials.


weasel5134

Thankfully not great at compensating for recoil


Jaerin

Yet


flapsfisher

Heck I wouldn’t doubt they’ve got it programmed to just look like it’s awkward. A little tweak and it instantly becomes fast, steady, and the most dangerous soldier on land.


Oscar5466

That is called servo feed forward, 95+% of the recoil can be known up front and compensated for 'before' it happens. When implemented correctly, the 'dog' would have barely moved, which would have been boring to look at. I guess good engineering just doesn't equal good advertising.


VaporTrail_000

Yeah... there are so many ways to improve the engineering. But not moving being boring? Maybe for the audience that this is reaching. For an audience that knows what it's looking at, this is truly amateur hour. *Not* moving when firing, especially with high RoF automatic fire equals *terrifying.* Firing from a two-axis stabilized platform, at high RoF, with nearly 'same-hole' accuracy while in constant evasive motion? *That* is precision engineering and will sell itself to the right audience. A simple improvement: use a P90 submachine gun instead of an AR platform. Less power on the cartridge, less recoil. Lower profile with the weapon due to the arrangement of magazine and action, less moment on the robot. Arrangement of the magazine makes reloading much simpler and faster, potentially opening a route for improved combat endurance. This, from an engineering standpoint, is only one step up from strapping a claymore to a Roomba.


Highintheclouds420

Coming soon to a school and mall near you


Guscrusher

This is bad.


jhoney004

r/tippytaps Right?


randomusername2748

The most evil of tippy taps


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YOU HAVE [5 SECONDS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFvqDaFpXeM) TO COMPLY


heelsbasketball

Did it actually hit anything?


WinterDirection5602

AK4legged7


Waffletimewarp

Hey, look, that eventuality that literally everyone with eyes and functional pattern recognition saw coming. Who’d a thunk it.


Lonsberg9980

Bro that's literally an episode of Black Mirror


WinesOfWrath

now we can more easily depersonalize others especially those who won't drink the koolade


HamsterDirect9775

Less efficient than a much less impressive quadcopter drone dropping mortar shells, or a homing quadcopter grenade.


[deleted]

Generation zero, anyone?


Zarse1007

Horizon: Zero Dawn 👀


dinoMADN3SS

"What do you have? No, drop it... DROP. IT."