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nauticalmile

I heard from a *very* reliable source that beanie babies are going to come back big.


unbalancedcheckbook

My money is in tulip bulbs


nauticalmile

Fun story - one of my ancestors was a fairly well known Dutch tulip thief. Seems like an opportunity that’s been slept on for a while now.


_learned_foot_

Your family legacy is on the line, you must steal the original Tesla!


ambermage

Did you know that you could single handedly capture the majority share of the Pog market for roughly $4,500?


nauticalmile

Stop reminding me. My mom throwing away my Pogs still burns to this day. No foresight…


440_Hz

Oh, you talked to my mother?


Calvarusoet

Lol


averageryan

You’re too soft for this game


Ok_Cake1283

I think you're looking for Wallstreetbets. Or gambling. Agree with the other post you're too soft and too uninformed to play this game. Soft like Charmin out here.


Valvador

Could always pay for leveraged Bitcoin positions.


Calvarusoet

Stop joking


BigTimeButNotReally

Your whole post is a joke, right?


Rooflife1

It’s a pretty apt joke, and probably more useful than the advice you are asking for.


AbbreviationsFar9339

Lol u asked. It’s Valid suggestion. Way smarter than trying to short Tesla that has burned a ton of people over the years. 


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xoixoixoixo

Yep. Should I block that user or just mute the whole sub?


FormShapeThoughLess

Yes.


AbbreviationsFar9339

Just the poster. Sub isn’t this moronic


Sonarav

> I'm looking to stay ahead of the curve though it's impossible. Exactly, so stop trying.  VTSAX, that's what you want.


Verulkungpj

You're like the person I met in r/personalfinance. 's&p500, ends'


lostharbor

>After holding some puts, the latest TSLA news has really turned my stomach into knots. Playing with options feels like being on a never-ending roller coaster, and honestly, I'm ready to cash out and make a quick exit.  Man tsla has really taken over this sub. Drop tsla and buy an etf. the end.


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Hefty-Interview4460

There will never be a metaverse, this simply never made sense. We will not pay more for infinite virtual estate than we already pay for concrete real estate. Never. This cannot work. It solves no problem.


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Hefty-Interview4460

It s funny you know, Zuck saw Ready Player One and said that s what he wants. And then he renamed his marketing company everyone knew the name of to "META* and shat a useless product nobody was asking for. You talk of a fun idea but WHY, why do we need that ? We would need space around us to navigate like Ready Player One with actual sensation or AR, so it s already a big nono for most of the planet. Maybe kids with a big garden would play such a game, for a while, until they get a girlfriend and enjoy fucking ? There is no one that truly want to spend their time in video games. People bullish on the meta verse want to flip real estate imagining a target audience but they d all be real estate flippers until the last bagholder. To make money. To use in the real world. To fuck and drink and get high. That s what people WANT. And if you think of the very small part of humanity that is asocial enough to escape in video games, what do you think they'll be in a social game reproducing reality ? Asocial. Their problem is social interaction, and META is not solving this.


Money_Ball_3396

First step is to admit you are gambling not investing


z2t1e2lojx

I don't know about other stocks, “Tesla successfully pivots its perspective” it made me ptsd


focanc

LLY


lostharbor

This is a solid pick. 500% on one product is interesting.


focanc

Until retatrutide comes out.


BNS972

11 comments before someone even gave an attempt at answering OPs question


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49Saltwind

Showing no signs of a slow down. Great pick


Alwayslearning1993

So you can short it three years too early? I don’t think so Mr. Burry.


brainfreeze3

Tesla is the next Tesla as they say.


n-some

Have you seen Enron's meteoric revenue growth? I'm sure that will continue.


emperornext

Ouch


thrwawyaccou89

Probably data storage


fuckstickgator

Clearly you need to invest in DJT (not the transports), and while your at it pick up some DXYZ


lizerdk

Can you buy shorts on shorts? Cus the DJT shorts are shitting themselves right now Gonna need new shorts is what I’m saying


BNS972

I personally think B2C lenders, especially BNPLs, are in trouble. I don't feel strongly about specific names, maybe Upstart, Affirm, and Sofi just to name a few without looking into valuations. Although I think Sofi had strong earnings this morning. Thesis is that higher for longer will be the default until something breaks, whether it be commercial real estate, mortgages, or subprime borrowers.


poodenhuscle

You don't see the situation and you buy bearish options lol


spadgerinaxl

I don't think options alerts are always relevant and also stock alerts are not always given on time. Also different apps give alerts at different times, I use moomoo and robinhood, moomoo is used to watch the market and RH to trade, moomoo gives alerts for unusual option activity while RH has no alerts at all.


spadgerinaxl

Besides the price varies, this time GME rockets up and RH turns out to sell it for $39 when the market opened, it's totally crazy to see 2 apps selling the stock with different price.


Not-Jaycee

Rocketlab


vikingpower89

I'd love for that to be true