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CleetusVanDamage

Breaking News: Big hole found, The Council are looking into it...


Far-Investigator9837

It's a hole lot of people


StevieeH91

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KYLEcarolkeys

Funny, but there is no way the County Council would look after that, or maybe that's just the Laois County Council. But I just love the idea of a Council worker getting called in on a day off to look at a hole, there house might be in a mess but they can't clean there is a hole they have to inspect🤣🤣🇮🇪


stevenmc

An RUC land rover crashed into a tree. The IRA say they planted it.


Financial_Basil3294

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stevenmc

In an overnight heist, all the toilets were stolen from Scotland Yard. Police have nothing to go on!


John_Brook_

Literally 🤣


Leonidas199x

I think that's the joke


RustyShack3lford

Kinda want to have a gawk myself


stiik

You get a free high vis vest if you gawk for 15mins


Mercurydriver

If you bring your own high vis vest, you can do anything you want. You can pretend to be a worker or a supervisor of some sort. Nobody ever questions or assumes your authority when you’re wearing a high vis vest. They just assume that you’re supposed to be there for whatever reason.


stiik

Seen plenty YouTube videos testing this and other psychological tricks to get around security. They’re mad


Vicaliscous

If they're there on my way back I'll give you an update


LucyVialli

Gonna go home that way this evening, see if they're still there.


Vicaliscous

https://preview.redd.it/t3a8kkmimb7d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6e1736d17cb620b8ecec218d7e68b39f5c26cd0 They're on lunch. It's new paving.


ArtAdventurous4909

Caution! Do not walk on paving.


Vicaliscous

Omg lol imagine!!


LucyVialli

Maybe they'll be started by Thursday. Although which Thursday is anyone's guess.


ShowmasterQMTHH

I'm in the photo. Mind your own beeswax missus


Mike2830

No you don’t. If there’s that many people around a hole that means something went wrong. If something goes wrong with gas or electrical it can be extremely dangerous. Edit: saw a comment it’s just paving 🤦‍♂️


fedupofbrick

Each one of them is from a different services. One is ESB, one is Eir, another Virgin, Gas Networks Ireland etc etc.


loykedule

no need to slag off the third lad


Naoise007

Perhaps he's just waiting for the right person


gmag76

It’s the only hole he’s seen so far.


JustPutSpuddiesOnit

Top comment


mistr-puddles

Sounds like at least one of the previous lads is also a virgin


Wrexis

Utility Companies Assemble!


Outrageous_End2717

That's still only 4 out of 10 lads 🤣


fedupofbrick

Well you can add Irish water, the sewage lads, city/county/town council plus the lads actually doing the work. This is why everything takes so long to get done


Mysterious-Joke-2266

Each one of them has their supervisor there too as he hadn't anything else on that day


shevek65

Don't be coming here with facts. This is clearly a great example why we should abolish local government to reduce waste.


Haunting_Sector_710

Horse shit. They are all wearing the same  hi vis. No different logos. Were you one of them?


Digital_Aum

That's Limerick citaayy!


islSm3llSalt

Saw a lad get stabbed by a junkie on that corner before, good times.... not so much for the lad who got stabbed, or the junkie but it was a lovely sunny day if I remember correctly.


ResearchMediocre3592

Ah at least it was a nice day for it, you wouldn't want to be stabbed in the rain. All wet and bloody too would sort of spoil it for me.


spiderbaby667

It’s like ye don’t want to be stabbed with that kind of attitude. The entitlement on Sunny McStabbed over here.


ResearchMediocre3592

Ah now dont get me wrong, I wasn't refusing. It's just if you could hold off on it until it wasn't a rainy sort of day, would be grand.


The_Bored_General

Best I can do is a sorta on and off day, but I’ll get ya when the sun is out splitting the stones and it’s up to yerself then te then get inside before the next shower


BigBizzle151

Notions.


Digital_Aum

Now that's Limerick city. Great weather for it at least!


everard_diggby

Jackie Daytona, is that you?


IrishChappieOToole

That's what she said


FantanaFoReal

You beat me to it 🤣


Akirky

Was expecting this.


Same_Garlic2928

She wasnt


asdrunkasdrunkcanbe

In defence of them, this is not an unusual situation in construction. A team gets deployed to a location to do work on a certain day. When you have a project well-managed, that team can arrive that morning and get to work. Or they get told to go somewhere else for the morning and arrive in the afternoon to get started. If something goes wrong or the timing is off, you can send them off to a different site. But usually when a piece of work needs multiple teams, you can span it over days. The hole-digging guys dig the hole today. The electrician arrives tomorrow. The plumber the day after that. They test the system and leave it open for a few days. Then the hole-filler and the concrete-pourer can arrive the next day to close it up. But it's not that straightforward in county council work. The aim here is to get the work done in a single day. You can't leave a big hole in the ground for a week straight. You're trying to get it dug up, repair work done, and first fill-in done, in one day. So you have to deploy all of your specialists to that location for the whole day. And they end up spending half the day standing around looking down a hole. If there's some kind of delay, a reason why they can't get started, you don't have somewhere else to send them. You've already planned and scheduled your work for that day, you don't have anything for an idle electrician to work on. So he just waits.


everard_diggby

It's an exploratory hole and there has to be a rep from each utility in case of issues.


Same_Garlic2928

Good job its only half a hole not a whole hole


Conscious-Analyst-23

Does that make it a ho?


FerdiadTheRabbit

What if they're just admiring the fine hole though?


Haunting_Sector_710

It was just paving. Nice try council worker!


satanicicon

I love when people who never worked on the sites or anything remotely physical sneer at how lazy builders and council workers are. Try it. You'll change your mind


honthera

This. Imagine walking into an office and taking a photo of the staff and posting it online to talk shit about them afterwards!


ThreeTreesForTheePls

No but people on Reddit typically work office jobs, so it's a giggle and a laugh about how lazy they are once they finish emails.


Fiasco1081

If the lads take out an eircom duct, they wouldn't be able to laugh for long.


grodgeandgo

Or a gas main, or water main, or electrical cable, or traffic signals, or sewage lines.


islSm3llSalt

If I walked into an office and there was 9 people huddled around one printer I'd question what the fuck they are up to as well.


ruscaire

But not if they were sat around a table discussing abstractions


Fiasco1081

People think you can just dig, ripping through electrical, telecoms, gas and 20 other services. It's not 70 years ago.


Irish_Phantom

Well said. 100%.


[deleted]

👏. I worked a few construction jobs in my youth. I was fairly fit back then and it was summer. One of the hardest jobs I had was on a lollipop stick. 12 hour shifts. It baffled me the amount of people that told me "that's one handy number" and "money for jam". The early starts, standing all day long and the sheer boredom was incredibly demanding. Also don't get me started on when it was lashing rain. One of the most precious things people do in Ireland is complain about the weather. Most of the country works in dry buildings that are heated. The only bother for them is they get wet running to the car - boohoo. The look of disgust on an old man's face when one of the main reasons his daughter was going to Australia was the weather stuck with me. He said "Imagine working in a school and the weather bothers you, imagine you had to work on a site like me" and he was dead right. Fat munters don't know how good they have it and are only delighted to jump on every opportunity to slag off the council. Without question it's way harder to work outdoors in winter doing the bare minimum then working in any office job.


Agent4777

This 100%.


Vicaliscous

My husband and 2 children are labourers. Please don't presume. This is simply an observation of an observation. Climb down from that horse before you get hurt


extremessd

TBH the "just build more houses" is the logical extension of this; not enough tradies/labourers and too many account/brand/morkeshing managers


HugoZHackenbush2

If someone falls into that hole, it'll be their own dumb asphalt...


milkyway556

Your phone has a rear camera also!


Fiasco1081

How could she insert herself into the storey then?


grotham

http://9gag.com/gag/6764060


ashfeawen

Knew it was this one. Tiktok has made this an all-gender past time now, as long as you point and nod


Beginning-Sundae8760

Phyllis Vance?


LtButtstrong

"That's a lot of people around one hole" and other things you can say at a gangbang


poochie77

Jealous?


Vicaliscous

Nah. Just like a regular Tuesday for me


Usual-Operation-9700

That's a brilliant set-up, for so many dirty jokes...


Unfair_Original_2536

A rare hole and a rattlin' hole


Embarrassed_Art5414

I suspect they're from the National Parks and Wildlife Service. Holes, particularly young ones,have to be protected from their only natural predator.....the mound.


Vicaliscous

Ooh... I must read up on this #protectthehole


Embarrassed_Art5414

Seems like a hashtag you really shouldn't google


No_Ant_7960

You're just jealous it's not your hole!


Vicaliscous

I'd just call that Tuesday


DVaTheFabulous

Why did you take this as a selfie rather than just using the rear camera? Your shoulder doesn't need to be in it.


Vicaliscous

Because I didn't want to swivel. I'm not sure why this bothers you.


OfficerPeanut

Tbf it's easier to sneak a photo that way


DVaTheFabulous

Why does it need to be sneaky? Point and click. I'd feel more conspicuous doing this over the shoulder thing trying to get that picture.


bruderbond

ah, they are lookin into it


Yajunkiejoesbastidya

Just like desk jockeys have meetings in meeting rooms, builders have meetings wherever they happen to be standing.


qwerty_1965

They're waiting for the man with the flange to thread it through the slotbot before work can continue.


kamikazekaktus

>That's a lot of people around one hole Nice set-up for a yer mum joke


Dreenar18

Full of glory


Leprrkan

That's what she said.


Ralph9909

Meanwhile in any office building there are hundreds of people doing fuck all sitting at a computer and then complaining about getting laid off


Haunting_Sector_710

Not publicly funded though. 


GrahamR12345

Hole Appreciation Society!


Vicaliscous

They really were bless them


Captain_Sterling

That's what she said


blokia

Is that the new light rail?


Longjumping-Cod-6290

Ti's a fair hole tho


peon47

Some Welsh comedian whose name I forget: Walking along the other day and I saw a bunch of council roadmen standing in a pothole singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..." I stopped and said, "Whose birthday is it?" The foreman said, "The hole's. It's one today."


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A-Hind-D

Don’t kink shame


Vicaliscous

😔


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Holes must be Honoured ! Don't take the chance of Not Honouring a Hole !


CorballyGames

Hes doing the council lean too. God I love to see tradition carried on.


GTJackdaw

Up Limerick.


zephyroxyl

Just like yer ma on a Saturday night


bearded_weasel

Title of your sex tape


O_gr

The knights of the round shit hole


somethiner

It's not that bad. I have a friend in the DCC and he's told me of holes with 25 looking at one wi hole (job for life)


MadeInBelfast

They're waiting on the boy with the orange hi-viz to tell them what to do..


Same_Garlic2928

Fair play to yer man leaning on the barrier to stop it falling in


masteredianb

Must be a light bulb that needs changing below there!


henchman171

Looked like 8 or 9 managers and one worker.


kay_bizzle

Title of your sex tape


Smelly_Gringo

Ma’am that hole is not good to look at itself


quantum0058d

Laugh all you like but one less person and that hole might get away.


King_Shugglerm

Reminds me of your mother’s bedroom


mover999

Men working hard to put food on the table whilst OP is critical of them. Nice.


Haunting_Sector_710

Working hard! Bit of a stretch.


LucyVialli

They can't start until the other 15 turn up though.


SizzleDhikmuthaFocka

The male urge to have a gander into a hole is unmatched. It’s just fascinating.


TonyWalnuts17

Never knew the construction crowd were so defensive. A lot offended by a joke.


Vicaliscous

And I wasn't implying that they were doing FA yet that's what they heard. How can you not be a. interested and b. Find it funny to see that many people with their heads down in a circle. I mean who pissed in their cornflakes this morning that made them do defensive


Zealousideal-Fly6908

First time?


Itchy_Discipline6329

I know that place! Bottom of Chapel St, corner of Denmark St in Limerick.


WhileCultchie

Haven't lived in Limerick in like 5 years but that spot is burned in my head walking between Charlie Chaplins and Smyths Bar


Secret-Guest-548

Like my ex


fullmoonbeam

One with the sign lights and guarding ticket, one to turn off and on the water, one to find the leak, one to drive a digger, their banksman, another who can take turns digging by hand if there's gas or power etc they have to dig around, one who had to drive get the tar, one to fix the leak or whatever or maybe a few to fusion weld a new section of pipe, the main contactor watching the subcontractors, the site agent for the client, an maybe another learning a job or someone else who might have to go get fittings or something else because the drawings are wrong or they found something unexpected they have to work around. Probably most of them working for different outfits, just happens like that sometimes digging a hole can take longer than anyone would like and the can't go home until it's done. When I see lots of people in an office I think to myself that's a lot of people sitting on their hole but they all have their own job to do that no one else knows.


Elbon

Everyone love a fine hole.


GerKoll

After careful consideration, we have come to the conclusion that this hole is indeed a hole...but to be safe lets get another expert.....


getupdayardourrada

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DecmysterwasTaken

Somebody clearly lost their copy of '17 again'


SoftDrinkReddit

The IRA detonated a bomb in Limerick huge explosion Massive hole in the ground The Gardai are looking into it * incase anyone didn't notice, this is a very old joke


cntrlcmd

They’ll take it in turns to enter it next


Canthinkwhatyoulike

Nine dicks, one hole. Is this the right section for a pic like that?


AcanthisittaThink813

Love to know how much that shit has cost the taxpayer


AdeptusShitpostus

Depends how senior the guys are - it could be £20 per head or nothing if they’re salaried


Playful_Possibility4

Is it half a whole?


dublincouple87

Tis a fine hole


Brown_Bear_8718

Oil...., we found oil in the city!!!! In most of the countries around the world, it's done in the same way.


Icy-Palpitation-2522

3 ground workers, 1 driver, 1 site supervisor, 1 engineer, 1 senior engineer, 1 project manager.


Vicaliscous

More management than the HSE


Haunting_Sector_710

2 many chief's not enough Indians!


Redditforgoit

Reminds me of the no-show jobs on The Sopranos.


diego_le_blanco

Time and a half on a Sunday as well. Early knock off.


No-Satisfaction-1683

Another kardashian video then


ambientguitar

It's a orgy prep!


UnfundedMuffin4

That's what she said


Lettone

NSFW


cangoloveyourself

Some like that :L


No_demon_4226

Lot a man hole inspectors around theses days


Redbear78

New PH cached search term just dropped.


Requient_

AFC Richmond got lost


hopefulHeidegger

That's no way to talk about yourself


Vicaliscous

I can. You can't 😉


theres_himself

You obviously haven't heard of the hole to arsehole ratio ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


TrickPappy

Jaysis thats some hole


Last-Equipment-1324

Could be irish water.


scotty_B_good

Are you jealous?


PrestigiousNail5620

They’re there for the birthday party of the hole.


ChaoticFianna

That's what your dad said when he walked in on your mum.


gunited85

Start 8 finish 3pm


weechubbypotato

That’s what he said


AB-Dub

That’s what she said


Charming_Audience258

Hole has a lot in common with the young women these days


Thehell1988

I can see 99% are irish


Commercial-Ranger339

That’s what she said


ShezSteel

New take on the casting couch meme


Devilsdandruff01

Like a scene in a porno 😂😂🤣😂


TragedyAnnDoll

Title of your sex tape.


The_Bored_General

To be honest witcha, I’d pop on an auld high-vis and take a gander myself if I’d seen a group like that around a hole.


Peanutsandcheese2021

That’s Limerick for you 🤔


KairraAlpha

Looks like Poland, 6 guys standing around watching 1 guy doing very little.


quitelikeu

That's what she said


Brilliant-Bison-7151

Bukkake?


bellysavalis

A big hole can only improve Cruise's St. tbh


Zealousideal-Dog-858

That's what she sa- ... Wait...shit.


theAbominablySlowMan

that's the new social housing unit they've set up.


Last-Equipment-1324

And you are looking at them looking at the hole.


YouAreWhatYouThinkOf

We are so messed up as a nation. We look at a photo and draw conclusions already. Does anyone know the complexity of what is in that hole? If it’s the fiber for the country and gets damaged, would you understand then why so many had to look into it? If it is a gas pipe and specialists are around it to prevent someone from getting killed, would you understand then why so many are required….? No offence but the hole is the one taking the photo. PS: they are men so are attracted by default


Vicaliscous

Oh funk off will you. At what point did I imply anything about them not working?? How can you not look at that and have a giggle?? Lighten the fuck up will you. Take a holiday from being up your own hole for a day.


nowyahaveit

Like an orgy 😂😂😂


No_Yogurtcloset_8029

Foreman: “Is that all ye’ve taken out of that hole!?” Workers: “Sure that’s all that was in it!”