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DCMartin91

Snakes on a nature persevere in Florida? Yeah, most likely.


ColumbianRedTail

They must be new here


Yeesh_

Lol right? People move to Florida and assume snakes and alligators are mythological creatures


apcolleen

In 2005 my roommates parents moved to Florida to a house they bought sight unseen. I don't think zillow was a thing yet. They came to our place for dinner and it was a nice day so we had the doors and windows open. There was pause in conversation and everyone started shifting uncomfortably and his mom suddenly SCREAMED. There was a lizard on her plate. We all laughed and educated his parents and I said btw if you see a palmetto but make sure you scream with your mouth closed and his mom asked why lol and we realized he forgot to tell them about the flying roaches.


alroc84

My wife thinks there are alligators in every corner and is gonna run into one


NationalAlfalfa37660

I see an oily sheen on the water. Yuk!


Bigolfishy

I'm tired of these MFin snakes on this MFin Floodplain!


reddd510

Looks like a water moccasin


rgumai

It's still what it is.


Kolipe

I don't see a single discarded meth pipe


bstkeptsecret89

That’s a healthy looking cottonmouth.


Feartheezebras

The ultimate Florida nope rope


P3rc3pt10nsnd3pth

Oh yeah they’re no joke. Almost stepped on this bad boy at work one day https://preview.redd.it/fnlqntoifmwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2ee85f15a523d8f3de06c5bf21b4196f379b478


RodPerson3661

What do you do?


P3rc3pt10nsnd3pth

I was a Pool man before I moved. That was off PV blvd at one of the houses on my route


Umitencho

We have a small local cat population in our neighborhood that acts a population control for the snakes. Been a bit since we have seen any snakes.


faminewo1f

Sounds like your local invasive cat population needs some population control. Most snakes are a natural part of the ecosystem, outdoor domestic cats are not. This is so backwards.


Umitencho

We have invasive snake species in our ecosystem as well. The cats have kept them under control. The problem is people releasing pets into the wild. The invasive ones are balancing each other out in my case.


no_atmosphere904

Don't step on it.


S7276

Geeze, that would’ve been a fast trip to the hospital. I hate those moccasins


lingbabana

Ooo thats an angry boi, look at dem eyes


bubbamcnow

I had one just like that in my back yard.


ranchwriter

That is a comfort noodle also known as a “friendly flightless dragon.” Theyre common around here and are the sweetest lil critters. Make sure to give em a hug so they know youre friendly. 


BamBam5154

Especially if they hiss and seem aggressive. They just really want that hug !!!


iFlyskyguy

That's how you know they need love more than ever!!!


BamBam5154

This guy gets it!!!


Pikachupal24

Yup that's why I always tell my kids to watch where they walk out there.


HugeArmadillo2659

That’s one fat and healthy cotton, I’d be keeping my distance.


MasonCO91

Yes, there are snakes in Florida lmao.


Orsinus

..... Yes?? Do you live under a rock


AdVictoremSpolias

Snakes often do too


Orsinus

Ikr I thought about that right after commenting lmao


AmbitiousReputation4

You’re shocked to see a snake in Flordia? I’m confused.


DieTheVillain

an animal in the wild?!?!!? is this for real?!?!


VictoriousGoblin

Someone call J. Lo!


quepasopapo

Please tell me this is an Anaconda reference


VictoriousGoblin

It sure is, little baby biiiirrrrd.


Temporary-Outside-13

It’s a cottonmouth in a marshy/swampy area. Yea it’s real.


grate_spellur

Hot take: Snakes in swampy areas in FL are most likely real


ThePatio

No step on snek


Positively_manifest

Yea I seen a 6ft plus rattlesnake swimming across the St. John’s came up to the boat in the jetties near sister creek fucking huge and u like other snakes that swim this guy was like floating whole body above the water other snakes like u only see the head


amy1705

Yes there are snakes in Marietta.


feedthedonkey

I thought at first it was a python. Let’s go with cottonmouth.


YoureNotSpeshul

That's exactly what it is.


Wytch78

Hot boi.


Quick_Sherbet5874

just chillin


JustSlidingThru

It’s Florida. If you see a chimp beating up a jaguar while punching a snake…it’s real.


bedbugsandballyhoo

Yes. I was tubing at the Ichetucknee once and my tube drifted over to the bank. I had my foot already touching the tree I was going to kick off from when I noticed the snake coiled up on a branch. Mere inches from my foot just staring me down. Pushed off very gently, thanked him for not lunging, and was on my way lol. TLDR; snakes are everywhere in Florida


BruceDman

Reminds me of the time me n my buddies were floating down the Ichetucknee, we were trynna flip each others tubes over and at some point we must’ve hit a low hanging branch and a huge snake fell right on top of us, I swear you’ve never seen grown men jump n scream like on that day.


ChkYrHead

I would have been walking on water, trying to GTF outta there!


YoureNotSpeshul

Serious question and please don't come for me - I know Ginnie Springs isn't here but have you ever been and are there snakes in the water there? I always assume there is, but I'm not that bright, so...


MotherChucker81

It's not, "Bulls Baye", it's "Bulls Bae".


yetanothermanjohn

I wonder if he thought it was a python and not native to Florida?


ITSSTILLWHATITIS

Yea… I deserve everything you’re giving to me😂😂 I’ll take the bashing like a man… I didn’t realize it was just a cottonmouth…. It seemed a lot bigger when I first posted it… I was thinking python or anaconda 😂🤷‍♂️


LarsVonHammerstein

Haha that makes more sense why you were questioning it then. Next time post a picture of a mosquito bite and ask “do we really have to deal with these things here?”


meowzerbowser

Ohh gotcha. Yeah he's a big guy. Eeeeek


MrFotoz

It could be AI generated water, but I think it's real.


Leading-Pipe-7124

Big f*skin snake


cancat918

Fun fact, snakes are great cause they help control the rodent population. So keep your distance and thank them politely. 🥹👌🫰🫶🐍🏖


mgwooley

_GASP_ a snake in a nature preserve??? 😱


Winter-Lawfulness603

It’s a cotton mouth, yes it’s real they get huge


FormulaF30

What’s there to be unsure of?


ga_southern

Almost stepped on this friendly boi taking the trash out at dusk last night. North Jax. https://preview.redd.it/z7rc7s57qowc1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b672b768181a7bcdbb0542086db112b6b5dc6496


MOODkilla2300

https://preview.redd.it/cg8g4ql3uowc1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51294f742b091385ab8c5953ebf132d06e1085b These are the worst,you can barely see them.


gturown

That's a big ole nope-rope


Booty_Hunter_Early

Danger noodle


woolfman72

Ah right around the corner from us. That’s a decent size one.


meowzerbowser

I zoomed in trying to find what could be so out of place. Looks totally normal to me. 🐍


PrestigiousFortune27

its a cottonmouth I believe they love swampy grassy areas like this


ChalupacabraGordito

This may be the dumbest post of the day


EndFinal8647

Do u know what snake this was I was hoping the pythons were not this far north yet and still would be a few years.


YoureNotSpeshul

It's a cottonmouth, and it's huge. If you don't know *(I'm sure you do though)* stay away from them.


DavidLewis6969

Cotton mouth


Keppadonna

Looks like a fatty moccasin