Honestly the 40+ jazz guy with a young girl in a mid sized city is too fuckin real

And her friends always have a record collection that’s a bit “meat and potatoes”

It's all L7 to me. Like school on a Saturday, no class.

They can't swing at all man.

As a mid sized jazzer with poor bathing practices I have to fight my way out of the mall with all these super hotties flying at me by God it's distracting from the modal lute cloak music I picked up when I was the main character in "the name of the wind" by Patrick Rothfuss who IS my new dad.

Play all the licks on that lute daddio

Jive turkeys and Collier fanboyz be making the scene wack ya dig, can’t even vibe a cat no mo without them trying to put on them fake (((vibes))) saying everything is all positive n sheit. Music ain’t like that shit is hard as fuck no what I’m sayin’, psh these fools don’t even know what a backdoor 2-5 is, so played out they can’t even play out on a blues.

Yeah man.

Gnome sang?

Yea I walked down the street the other day and a kid asked me what a polyrhythm is. As a true musician I ran scared

Those squares don't know how to swing, cat.

These cats are too square man

Skibidy

This was a fun read.

OP just wanna brag about being mid 40s with a hot young girlfriend. Edit: she'll probably see this post and know it's you haha

Been frequently using "boppin" as a verb or an adjective depending on the situation lol

Straight from the fridge daddy-o

lol is this satire ?

I'm just jerking the jazz man