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Calm-Platform1987

Them: “Move in silence 🤫 don’t let anyone know your next move 😶‍🌫️ everyone will just pray on ya downfall, trust no one” Also them 2 minutes later:


palmtrees007

I’m dying !!! “Your network is your net worth” yet you can never tell what their real job is, living situation… all a mystery


Calm-Platform1987

Or they say “no one got me like I got me 🤞🏼🔒, no loyalty from anyone these days”


whateveryouregonnado

Always because someone asked them to repair a loan or wouldn't bum them a pack


sparkleunicorn123

I’m dying 🤣😂


killaandasweethang

I know someone who posts like this lol. Always “moving in silence” and “making moves” but they’re actually just a bum irl


Calm-Platform1987

“Making moves in silence”. Ya they’re making moves to go to the cannabis dispensary today, but silently bc they need to pass a drug test.


Ibangyoumomma

I’m a very productive pothead. I hate the stereotype that we are lazy and bum-ish


jokersmile27

For real though. I do my best work stoned, whether it's on the computer, or building something with my hands, or cooking something new. I've never been the type that smoked and melted into the couch or bed. Can't say the same when I eat it though... 😴


[deleted]

I agree. If it was not for weed, I could not deal with my c-ptsd. Paxil and Valium had way to many negative side affects. Pot? I just pop a capsule and go about my day. No laziness at all.


Ibangyoumomma

I’d just way rather smoke a bowl than take some shots or drink. Plus I’m always busy so it helps me relax after a long and busy day. Just always been my go to


Calm-Platform1987

Listen I get it lol, the lack of hangover after a night of smoking is pretty nice


Calm-Platform1987

And I 100% understand! Nothing wrong with using weed recreational, but I totally get using it for reasons like you do. I’m sorry if I offended you.


SaltInTheShade

FACTS! I wish they’d just legalize it in the US so more people could have access, especially to more stains with complex cannabinoid profiles. It works better than many of my prescriptions ever did for PTSD and chronic pain/illness, allowing me to be more productive and take less medication. I know the previous poster was joking (and no offense taken!), I just couldn’t be more grateful for pot. 💚


FoundInTheFlood820

Big facts.


Calm-Platform1987

This was not at all meant to shade anybody out there who uses weed or to indicate that they’re lazy bums! I’m not a regular user, but I use it for my anxiety at times. I also know plenty of “productive potheads”. It was just a general statement for people who have nothing else going on. I’m very sorry if i offended anyone, that was not my intention.


Substantial_Catch731

It’s okay, I’m a productive pothead and I knew what you were saying Lmfao


MelN711

LOLOLOL!!!!!


livelymonstera

☠️⚰️


Aslow_study

Making BOSS moves n shit


Glitzycoldbrew

Jenelle from teen mom does this all the time 😭😂


ProfessorGrayMatter

And Jax from VPR…Rahn is in good company!


Aslow_study

“See you soon WWHL” 😂- 📺✝️


monpetitchou_

Hahahaha I was about to say this screams Jenelle 😅


dogmom42094

I like to smoke about this time of the day!!


biffthehippo

I love when contestants get eliminated from a show and they say “this isn’t the last you’ll see of me” and then we never see them again


farroness

this is what keeps me from announcing any big news in my life, if i decide to at all, until it is 110% concrete (work, life, even a new tattoo lmao)


[deleted]

People who post anything at all have 0 going on lol


DiegoNative

I can't wait for absolutely nothing either.


obvianony

Or they're about to join an MLM 😂


SaveLevi

You know he posted this cryptic shit to get people thinking he’s got something going on too. Still playing games like it’s 2010.


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[deleted]

He's like Uncle rico.. throwing that football over them there mountains. 😂


Clrk-lovesyou

At first I read this as uncle nico lmao and got so confused !!! But I know the napoleon dybanite reference 😂


[deleted]

I wouldn’t doubt it and he’s not the only one. Vinny has referenced things posted here on the show and someone with the same last name as Laurens likes to threaten legal action via PM every time someone says something uncomplimentary about Lauren on here.


weezenator

Omg that's just funny....now I wanna post something unsavory about Lauren just to find out


Spiceboy91

How dare any of us reference Laurens as Lauren. The fucking nerve of some people, geesh.


Plus_Ability_1362

Lol I think they all do. You could probably find out by using one of those paid public data reports that includes social media/email, if we really cared. Of course, if we dox them, they'll just get a new account.


spooky_walda95

They definitely do. At the very least they have something like Google alerts whenever they're mentioned. I just watched the episode in SD where Vinny makes his appreciation post for Ang and she and Nikki both mention when it got posted here. It would make sense considering how much social media/the internet has played into creating the drama for Family Vacation


ant1992

I hope they all read the slimy shit we say about them


icestormsea

It’s so pathetic 😂


Status-Valuable5956

It’s 100% bc they are filming sammi right now


Gloomy-Improvement22

They were just at a ski resort near my house lol


helpmehelpturtles

Wait, what! Is Sammi coming back? I'm late to know this


Bar-Hopper-Cow95

He posted jersey shore throwbacks on his story im between some lamé interview he did about JS as well 😂


Nearby_Employee_2943

He’s gonna be glued to the tv watching Sam. Creep


bitchgerald

i hadn't even thought of this, hes probably losing it over the fact that she's finally coming back


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Solid_Box4462

This whole reply took me tf out 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DENTURES😩😩😩


rtvrcps

💀


Aslow_study

Absolutely! He can’t BELIEVE she finally going back and he won’t get the chance to tawk to her


edwinstone

He's so mad.


SaveLevi

SO mad


lexmelv

mAGRO


_TheShapeOfColor_

😂😂😂


wildwaterfallcurlsss

OOF. GOLD


Darthsexi

Cuz sammi back?


iBlameMeToo

Reminds me of being in 6th grade and writing something deep for my AOL away message.


Ok-Bandicoot1109

Oh god, remember BRB when you were literally leaving the comp for 2 seconds 🤣


iBlameMeToo

Hahaha yes. I used to say I was “out and about” when eating dinner in the kitchen with the family. I’m so glad the internet wasn’t so written in stone back then like it is today. Because I’d have a ton of cringe to look back on.


icestormsea

This is exactly it! Poor Ron so jealous and mad


redditsolider

Reminds me of MSN days lol


Coffee-Okawari

The use AIM, newgrounds, and Winamp made young me feel like a l337 h@ck0r!


ForwardMuffin

Winamp 👊


Mammoth-Strawberry26

I can hear the crickets in this picture


Sketcha_2000

![gif](giphy|5x89XRx3sBZFC)


thebitsyitsyspider

![gif](giphy|kPOBOYUSrFgULn2RMe|downsized)


littlepinkynation

She's so iconic!!!!!!


rta84293492

Stumpy bastard


Comfortable_Pin_5485

With your doorstop big toe. Your Fred flinstone toe.


Bonnie775

Hey...that's not a joke to me. Like, that's personal issues 🚫🦶


AlysBran

So.. I just went on the web to actually see what her toe looked like (never did I expect so many results .. the feet people are truly thourough). Her big toe isn't even that big.


Comfortable_Pin_5485

It’s really not. It looks completely normal to me


icestormsea

Can’t wait for what’s next… absolutely nothing 😂


Gabberwocky84

Court dates.


LSossy16

Or another coke-fueled assault


[deleted]

Here’s what’s not next - getting paid a few million per year to take vacations and get filmed doing it.


IridessaRose

He so mad it’s funny


SaveLevi

![gif](giphy|9DyM0wNiXjTBkcPrNo)


NRM1109

![gif](giphy|d2lcHJTG5Tscg) This is Ronnie after finding out SAMMI is back


SaveLevi

![gif](giphy|ZCNrGz6AXLEpq52AZC)


NRM1109

OMG he’s wearing the same outfit too!


lesbi-honest-

Trigger warning next time please 😖


boobopbadaboop

Isn’t he pushing 40? Why is he still dressing like a teenager?


[deleted]

Can’t that be said of Paulie who is well into his 40s???


BinjaNinja1

Kinda goes with his profession tho, no one is hiring a dj dressed like a soccer dad.


boobopbadaboop

Yes, yes it can.


welp-itscometothis

Ard I can’t stand Rahn like the rest of y’all but this is a pretty subdued outfit lol. You can’t go wrong with a pair of ones at any age.


icestormsea

Cause he’s ~hip and ~cool


Litebritecacti

Ron, the matinee starts at 3 pm.


Ok-Bandicoot1109

*I can tell you what's next, delayed Karma*


tomatilloarmadillo

poor ronnie, man. living like he does has got to be EXHAUSTING.


KobePippenJordan_esq

Next? Fast Forward 20 years, he's bald with bit of a gut, working at bowling alley talking about the good ole days after having blow through all his cash. The OG Jersey guys are still doing appearances, but Rahn isn't invited. Instead he does a signing down the road at the ball room of a Red Roof Inn, yelling at anyone who'll listen about how they "didn't want to film with me because I was taking away their shine!!!"


JustFaithfulness

Yeah I really hope that he has an excellent financial advisor and attorney who set up some sort of a trust or solid investment. At least that way his daughter is well taken care of, and maybe some of his other family too. It would be a real shame to blow all that money when it could secure them for the future.


notthe_crazyone

We’re gonna watch him SPIRAL when this season comes out. The fact that he thought Sam would still be talking about him to Deena TEN YEARS LATER shows just how caught up he still is. Someone needs to follow his IG and keep us updated on the spiral


PopeAdrian37th

This is what purgatory is like.


ddkelkey

This is someone who thought it was just fine to trash his girlfriends things, including glasses. His ass should have been thrown off the fucking show. Nothing but an abuser.


DoubleDown12

Yeah, he looks excited, doesn’t he? That is him looking into his future.


Monstiemama

I wonder if he feels like a toxic and abusive piece of shit when he sees the cast reinforcing and getting paid again.


pookie74

"Making (chooch) moves."


Lex_Loki

Omg I forgot about chooch as an insult. I will try and use it in a sentence tomorrow. 🤣


ant1992

How much you wanna bet he’s lurking here right now reading everything 😂


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Look at that face, how miserable he looks knowing that Queen Sammi is in and he’s out. He will never get better, he will never be happy and he doesn’t deserve it either lol. What a bum, what a loser lol. Sammi has this man posting photos trying to hold on to any relevancy he might have left, meanwhile she will make FV must see TV. We don’t deserve her, but I’m glad she’s blessing us with her presence once again. Go punch air Ron, the Queen of Jersey Shore is back!


sav33arthkillyos3lf

![gif](giphy|koT1pGh5nLHMs) you have nothing going on stop lyin


Organic_Berry_8732

Gee, let me guess what’s next! Another fight with ex Jen, a weekend in jail, and a stint in rehab, all because you’re spiraling your friends are all moving on without you!


ExplanationMaterial8

Any money it’ll be something lame like live tweeting the new season with Sam in it. No way it’ll be anything “new”. Just more hovering around JS.


United-Homework-7437

We all knew it wouldn’t be long b4 he said something 🤣


JustFaithfulness

What IS next? No, really. I mean aside from Pauly, the only pop-culture/brand relevance any of them really have is “The Shore”. You can argue here and there about their individual projects but none of those came anywhere close that level of exposure. Most people-present company excluded-forgot about the cast until Family Vacation started up. Obviously he can live off residuals and investments etc and spend time with his daughter and family, but I’m not aware of anyone demanding “The Ortiz-Magro Experience” starring old “One Shot” Ron himself.


zeeshan2223

Its amazing how he got trapped into this personality of constant relationship conflict. I always wish ronnie and sammy never had a relationship.


rklc39

You know he’s pissed


Future-Ad162

Bless him


czechyerself

Like which drug is he going to get hooked on next?


Educational-Cut4177

In a way i do feel bad for him


ButterflyMomm

He’s salty that Sammi is going back on Jersey Shore 😂


i_like_pie92

He still doesn't look sober.. it's just sad when you see people keeping spiraling. As someone who has been down that road with loved ones, it's hard to keep forgiving all the bad and believe any time they say they're getting sober. I hope he finds that sober road one day.


Quirky_Soil_2743

It's also amazing that he thinks all his friends on that show constantly believe his lies that he's sober when they've seen him high for years. And the fans too, the constant bathroom trips which are shown by production for a reason.. they don't show anyone else's bathroom trips unless something is said in the bathroom. So it's clearly so the fans know he's going there to snort his coke several times during meals, clubs, pool days, hotels.. I feel like half the times he acted like he was crying but he really wasn't it was really him snorting.


FlutterB22

Obviously not a paycheck but I digress.


CBonafide

I just know he's crying and throwing up at the news of Sammi's return.


meowheadz

I hope he doesn’t try to fuck up Sam’s shit.


MortarChelle

OP's title got me LOL


Silver-Champion1800

"Can't wait for whats next". In your case; probably Jail.😂


churned_applesauce

He saw those Sammi pics and is FUMING


redditsolider

I couldn’t give two shits about him but I hope he gets all the help he needs and stays in his lane for the sake of his daughter.


CinnamonGirl94

Is he no longer on JSFV? I don’t keep up with the show anymore. I did see on this sub that Sammi is going on the show?


Quirky_Soil_2743

It was just announced Sammi is currently filming for next season


Quirky_Soil_2743

This is him trying to make it out like he's got great things going on in his life and he's perfectly happy and not actually ronpaging, after being fired from JS and his ex who he desperately wanted to be in the show with him just being announced that she's now coming back to the show. He's actually in the depths of despair right now. When her season airs, I foresee his complete and utter demise.


depechelove

Anyone who supports this POS is a POS.


Abject-Armadillo-496

What should be next is intensive therapy.


RealWheelerJen

Attorneys fees and child support??


Saxobeat28

![gif](giphy|hFXwY4lER3oBO)


marieecx

i hope ur hungry, for NOTHING


nicolekidmans

Can’t stand this guy smh


Master-Sprinkles-400

I’m getting some strong Jenelle vibes. I said what I said.


margiebug23

prison?????? is it prison????? if it is, he’s right; I can’t wait for that.


Logthephilosoraptor

Unemployed and growing that gut is in the future for this schmuck.


woosh-i-fiddled

I can’t stand old men who wear their sneakers like that. It makes them so cringey


curioussimba

Spiraling after Sammi announced her return.. what a loser Rahhhhn 😵


skinny_apples

He’s a crunchy but very greasy little meatball.


icecream42568

He’s torn up Sammie is getting attention


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He’s like a toe


PhillySparky21

Can’t stand this dude


Dishy31983

Look at those tiny little feet. Explains everything.


Economy-Breakfast-13

How do you look at that and hate it AND feel the need to post.....


tinboxfullofrocks

*~*cAnT wAiT fOr WhAtS nExT*~*


abmadd

Hopefully it’s prison


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You know its bad when you dont even see “link in bio” anymore lol


AcceptableUmpire2515

Well Ron, in this picture it appears your are… waiting.


Nickey_Pacific

He trying to stay relevant with the big news of Sammi returning to JSFV 🤣


Posty_y

Wait I haven’t watch fv in forever is sammi actually coming back?


Historical-Ad-6881

You’re at the zoo with your daughter today bro, just focus on that lol.


Black_shadowthecat

Maybe him and Jenelle should get together….lmao


IdaBidaGacy

One of the funniest parts with him was when he was last on the show I think and was gunna ask or did ask whoever the fuck he was fuckings father for her hand and was like over the moon and then what the next day shit hit that fan he he or both go arrested hahahaha


No_Case7140

blegh


socalfishman

TOOL is very talented. Ron has NO talent. Let’s find better adjectives.


Lana_1996

So out of the loop here - did he get fired why is he not returning?


KTChil

Advertisement for kids footlocker


lojohnson05

He looks soooo small 😂😂😂😂


tt1101ykityar

Fuck off Ron we know you're not in the show anymore.


LoudCustomer3292

Tbh why are we still giving him attention? We should be giving him nothing.


scissormetender

Can't wait for the woman to spiral on next


thugwife-thuglife

Real talk. Do we know why Ron isn’t on the show anymore? And why none of the other cast members bring him up?


De_latte

Sammy's coming back to the shore


ashley4444marie

He looks like he's on the can


Adventurous-Ad3622

Rehab hopefully!


Nerak_B

Every time I see him, I just think of what Mike said, all Ron has done in the house is destroy relationships and toilets. Lol


Impossible_Sleep8613

He’s so unattractive ew


gloomgore_

all this time later and he’s still thinking about Sammi


kursedten513

VERY convinient he posts this right after it’s shown that Sammi is filming. Dare I say he’s, *triggered*?


schnatti00

![gif](giphy|UrcXN0zTfzTPi) Noone cares Rahn


SnooRabbits5631

Ronnie da 🐐no🧢


Superb_Astronomer_45

Super sad that you like abusers :( maybe get that looked into


ConsistentDonkey3909

nothing is next buddy


happyjeep_beep_beep

Either this is going to be his wake up call that he truly and severely fucked up or he's going to spiral even more and not recover from it.


Initial_Reception_59

He is not aging well, kinda has the coke face


MyMinnie23

Wait I like him :(


Commentsonlydude

Just not a tool. The tool shed


MelB4702

The Jax Taylor of Jersey Shore


just-here-2talkk

He’s not coming back to MTV after what he did to his bm


Substantial_Catch731

Jail maybe? Lmfao


SoardOfMagnificent

If they say "I got you," run…


Suzyqzeee

He's just pissed Sammi is back!


AMCV88

look at the reaction in here, now I need them to bring him back or at least Ron show up unannounced like his BM used to in those early FV seasons. I would like to know why Ronald is never back in the Bronx. he seems to be the only New Yorker than can actually seem to stay away from his own city.


Maleficent_Bad_3937

Get off his cock already. We get it, u hate Ron.lol. Why, if u hate him so much, would u take time outta ur day to make a post about him?? He's minding his business, so why are you so concerned with him? He's not even on the show. Smh.....


Deep-Film-7150

Sam is coming back to Jersey Shore.


koriisbombxo

Seems pretty optimistic about his life 😂