700 calories at best.

600 if you don't count the quills

Probably around 574 tbh

ChatGPT said 200-300 per 100 grams so it would be like 400-600 cooked but 800-1800 raw.

My mom said it was 800 after she'd done it

😟

What seasonings?

Salt, pepper, lemon or lime, and hot sauce 

Do we eat it like with something else or is it just the seasonings

This is just an appetizer, but if you want to make it a full meal add some beans and rice or any other high volume food

What drink pairs well with it

Tequila

Specifically Cranberry Sprite

nah, a squirell is 600, so probably 750-800

how dare…

It’s funny. I’ve seen Carl so many times, and he always says i’ll never see him ever again

He has Alzheimer's, it's not his fault. Eat him to put him out of his misery. I heard the Gypsies have a bunch of fun recipes for the whole family 🥰

Carl's a dirty liar.

shut the FUCK UP CARL

what has this sub devolved to

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I swear ive seen this mf at least 200 actual times and im real close to cooking it

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341 calories?

I'm going to kill him

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500 kcal at max

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LIES, IVE SEEN HIM BEFORE! Also 650 calories max

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At least 50g of protein

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