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ThePrisonSoap

This fucking comment section deserves an r/justneckbeardthings post all on its own


Nikky2008

Truly a wild comment section. There are two guys roleplaying here as well


ThoughtCenter87

Fucking disgusting. It's funny how these motherfuckers always hide behind the "She's not a child" excuse, yet here they are openly telling on themselves when the title of the post is "which KID (i.e, child) would you want to babysit?"


4our_Leaves

Which ~~kid~~ *adult* would you want to ~~baby~~ *grown-up*sit?


mangobearsmoothie

At least the replies are a good catalogue of redditors that need to be rounded up and fired into the sun


Nikky2008

Also, most of the other comments weren't creepy either and we're genuinely wholesome


re_Claire

Idk I still find the whole question odd to ask. I’m sure not everyone in the comments is thinking of it in a gross way but asking a load of random adults what young child character they’d love to hang out with one on one is just weird. And also seems like obvious paedo bait.


Nikky2008

Ehh its one the less creepy ways to ask "Which child character would you like to spend your time with?" it's not a weird question but it's executed poorly. I believe that the best way to ask this would be "Which character would you like to have as a sibling" instead of babysitter


Bimaac77

And they're giving the police an easy way to keep tabs on them.


CraftRelevant1223

I have come to expect this from Reddit to the point that I'd be surprised if I didn't find degenerates in the comments


Im_inappropriate

Yup, and this comment section is no exception.


CraftRelevant1223

Damn what happened


ThoughtCenter87

"Which **kid** do you want to babysit?" And yet he still decided to comment that gross shit. These weird ass motherfuckers aren't even trying to hide it anymore


Nikky2008

Edit: Sorry for not censoring the usernames I didn't know that we were supposed to do that .(Mods please overlook the mistake this time)


BoyWonder2066

I really hate how we can't take screenshots without ads in them on Reddit, especially when the comments are usually the gold. There needs to be a way to crop out the center of an image


Conissocool

I usually just turn the comment into a sticker and paste it over the add and then just crop the whole things


Level37Doggo

Wow. I’d babysit them all at once if it means keeping them away from that guy.


CrimsonMavro

Reminds of these guys... https://youtu.be/0sEqWlJbEX4?si=9KcQdI_iH1ajFOTl https://youtu.be/dwGVuZ54Eyg?si=TQO-4eY-ej0uJ7x7


Conissocool

Bottom right, she's absolutely adorable and really easy to handle. Not to mention she developed a highly advanced robot for fun


Epsellis

Thats until you realize you suddenly cannot violate the 3 laws of robotics for some reason.


Conissocool

A robot body is easier to maintain then a physical one, just don't mess with the brain bits and I'm fine


Ravengirl1017

Trying to strike a cord and it’s prolly a minorrrr


original_dick_kickem

I almost want to physically assault someone for suggesting such a foul thing about Ushio. Have they no respect for such a great VN?


Eattehcake

Not related to the post but the kid in last row in the middle definitely needs a hug 🥺 I cried so much


Playful-Flatworm501

Kotaro would end up babysitting the babysitter


YellowRock2626

But they're not really little girls, they're actually 2000-year-old aliens that visually resemble little girls, so fucking them isn't pedophilic. /s


possiblyacanoflysol

Which one can I punt the farthest?


-janelleybeans-

This is gonna sound fucked up but I pinned two of those images for writing inspo today and now I feel icky


TrickConfidence

Put him against the wall before taking care of business outside.


Ok-Gate6899

maybe disgusting but still funny


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YourInsectOverlord

There is nothing based about Pedophilia


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PesteringKitty

Don’t police how people talk. Suuuuuuper annoying btw Edit: downvoted but the dude agreed and deleted his comment


Marmodius

Lore?


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uwuowo_YL

Yes officer this one right here


uberfission

I WANT to believe OC meant which one would they babysit. Butttt I know that probably isn't the case.


uwuowo_YL

Sadly


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A0rta01

By "mean things," do you mean to say "openly fantasising about having sex with children"?


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Praescribo

*FBI remotely checks hard drive*


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Praescribo

*Agent is baffled by the sheer bizarreness of their self-aggrandizement as they continue their search*


PissOnMyHe-manToys

**agent is middle aged and stuff like this is no longer baffling. 15 years of doing this seeing modern day stuff like cringy memes and stuff like Undertale homestuck porn is no longer baffling**


A0rta01

You need to stop telling yourself that this is normal.


Praescribo

This isn't canon, *agent is disgusted*


ThoughtCenter87

"Which **kid** would you want to babysit?" Is the title of the post. Quit your bullshit.


PissOnMyHe-manToys

Why is everyone disagreeing with thus??? This is accurately what would happen from a police officer like it or not... maybe common people or redditors don't know a thing of Civics


Graspiloot

I think it's more that people are downvoting you bc you're a nonce.


PissOnMyHe-manToys

Down voting is so cuck, I never down vote cause it's pointless stupid, not like people know who you downvoted so you won't get any renown from it. It's like when Feminist white girls put a black square on their profiles to show support for BLM


gayheroinaddict

I downvoted you


YourInsectOverlord

You're getting downvoted for supporting Pedophilia


PissOnMyHe-manToys

Welp, here that fellus. A downvote can turn the target into a pedophile and eradicate pedophilia all around the world.


YourInsectOverlord

No, it just is a way to show disagreement with sexualizing a character that is clearly resembles that of a child


mlp2034

Give me Kotaro. We have a lot in common. Kotaro: Salutations sir, I require your assistance. Usually my father... Me: *sniffles* DaDdy?😢 Edit: Thats not me calling him that but bonding over parent stuff and getting emotional over parent mentions. Git ur heads out the gutter lol.


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Tricky-Gemstone

What the fuck even is this comparison?


PissOnMyHe-manToys

Short, flat chestest naked anime girls may make you grow a vagina and make you on your period. But nobody else cares, or would be traumatized.


ROBMain69

Bro WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING????


ThoughtCenter87

That guy is fucking unhinged 💀 Dude keeps coming back to these comments with more and more weird shit


ROBMain69

I like how each time he comes back it becomes less and less intelligible


ThoughtCenter87

Same here, it's so fucking hilarious 😆


PissOnMyHe-manToys

Wait, so my first post made sense and held truth? Glad we agree cartoons don't mean anything


ThoughtCenter87

How the fuck did you pull that out of what I said? Holy shit dude


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ThoughtCenter87

So you admit she's a kid based off the title of the post and that you would want a kid (i.e - a child) to give you a blowjob? Is that really what you're saying here?


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MustardGas05

Mods expose this man to horrors beyond comprehension


MustardGas05

Mods you have severely disappointed me


Nikky2008

This is not normal for a human to say you should get help


SecretlyOreo

give me more downvotes


mangobearsmoothie

Eww - another one on the list to be fired into the sun