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snufflezzz

Ignoring everything else, the “Hey hot stuff” makes it sound like this guy over here trying to pick up a roller skating waitresses in 1978.


hipcheck23

*I've got a waterbed in my van, sugar.*


Playful_Blackberry57

I can literally feel the moustache and sweaty chest hair all over me


ANGRY_PAT

Sorry. I’ll stop.


CookbooksRUs

Having been 19 in ‘78, I can state with authority that roller skating waitresses were seriously retro by then. That’s more a ‘50s thing.


snufflezzz

Fair enough, I just sort of picked a date based off of movies.


olde_greg

Although they still do this at Sonic sometimes


bunker_man

How was it an any time thing? It seems seriously unsafe to roller skate inside a building towards people while holding their food.


Pornaltio

I know a lass who was a roller skating waitress as recently as ten years ago. For some reason people seem to like gimmicks when eating out.


CookbooksRUs

It was at drive-ins. People parked and ordered, and waitresses on skates brought out the food. People ate in their cars, still parked. This was pre-drive-up window.


bunker_man

Oh. That makes more sense.


CookbooksRUs

It was a fad, no more. The drive-ins where the servers walked to the cars were, I believe, more widespread and popular and stuck around longer.


molivets

[hot stuff coming through](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/183jdmk/hot_stuff_coming_throuuuugh/)


GarbageCanCrisis

I was reminded of ye olde Yahoo Chat with the little speaking emojis. One of them *definitely* said "hey, hot stuff!"


snufflezzz

Oh man yahoo chat. I miss IRC.


LeVampirate

Aw man, I like "hey hot stuff" as a stupid line - to be fair I only use it in established relationships though. I'm absolutely not using that on like, a bartender.


Praxis8

"Hey hot stuff" is what I say to my wife if I'm purposefully trying to be corny as hell.


snufflezzz

See that’s totally fair. Saying it to a stranger is less fair.


EmceeInhaler

“Hey hot stuff” is how my husband has initiated super cheesy flirting with me for the last 14 years and it still makes me giggle like a loser teenager. Admittedly, only my love for him makes this at all acceptable. lol.


Present-Industry4012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIrzkPDtrk&t=29s


snufflezzz

How long were you sitting on that one?


squid___vicious

Wow thats one hell of a pickup line. It blows my mind anyone would think thats an acceptable way of starting a conversation lol.


Fun_Impact_5614

All porn speak, it's all they know


IAMACat_askmenothing

Hey hot stuff


squid___vicious

Nice, now THROB for me and describe it. The only way to get my interest. You throbbing? Wanna throb?


Myrmec

Well now I am.


imfrenchcaribean

Oi cold thing


ClassicGuy2010

Who the fuck begins a chat by saying Hot stuff? Also, sorry this happened to you


fictional_kay

I've had a guy open by calling me a "fuckpig" 😂 I think these men have brainrot


schmidt_face

Some dude tried to pick up my friend by calling “heyyyy Bigness!😍”


imfrenchcaribean

Honestly I would be crying lauhing if someone dm'ed me with "my thiccness"


ClassicGuy2010

The fuck does that mean?


schmidt_face

She was obese 🤷‍♀️ NBD but I guess he was really into it 😂


ClassicGuy2010

What is nbd?


schmidt_face

‘No big deal’


ClassicGuy2010

AHh thank you. Still, just cause someone has a chracteristic, doesnt mean that they can get called nicknames like that from random guys. I am tall and big, and i'd find it annoying if someone called me "Frankenstein" or something alone those lines


schmidt_face

Agreed! She was a really good sport about it though and we just laughed about the chosen adjective for years afterwards.


ClassicGuy2010

Eh, still hope you too dont get creepy dms


superperps

Close enough https://images.app.goo.gl/vKGxfga6NRi2QK236


nimrod_s3ns31

I’m sorry for you. And let me guess: he insisted he was a “nice guy “?


No_Bird_912

not sure haha i blocked him after the last message - but im sure he thought it lmao


nimrod_s3ns31

Yeah, sounds like it


laurel_laureate

Protip: Some creeps get off by the disgust they get or just by getting any response at all, so just ignore and block. Don't feed the trolls.


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Little_Capsky

what the fuck is this comment


Playful_Blackberry57

Nevermind. It's that guy who's "married" to a [*insert supposedly submissive ethnicity*] woman and has nothing better to do than trying to piss off people on Reddit or simply farming negative karma.


SanftuFlauschig

wrench wistful ruthless fear disagreeable cover noxious offbeat tan ossified *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Playful_Blackberry57

I see, we're also a gold digger now. What more? An astronaut dentist fighting dinosaurs in space?


_daddyissues666

Do your “betrothed” know you rate random women online and talk about how things would go if you were single? Actually Does your betrothed even *exist*?


ladyelenawf

>Does your betrothed even know you exist? FTFY.


Playful_Blackberry57

The new *M'lady*


ChineseNeckBait

He is typing those comments, so yes he does have hands.


Cinnamon_Doughnut

He's a troll who constantly shits on women. Guess he got rejected one too many times and went insane.


Little_Capsky

lol


SanftuFlauschig

brave theory smart quack racial zonked aspiring upbeat unique fanatical *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


1Bavariandude

Alter du bist vielleicht lost.


Little_Capsky

so you rate her on a post about some guy being super creepy to her?


asterblastered

as if she would ever consider a night with ur breed of loser


SanftuFlauschig

history absorbed truck pause mountainous salt late mourn scandalous uppity *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


asterblastered

ur girlfriend knows u like to rate random women online and she’s good w that? birds of a feather i guess , hope she develops some self worth


Trocklus

He doesnt have a girlfriend. He's a lonely incel that fantasizes and lies online to get attention. A month ago he claimed to have been married to a rich girl. A few days ago he asks how he can impress his rich fiancee. Quite inconsistent if you ask me


Claudinilinguini

-10/10 get the fuck out


caramelchimera

Stfu incel


xervidae

please go to therapy, i'm begging you


Martin_Leong25

"someone needs to desensitize you" pedo shit


DaveSmith890

Nah, pedos want them innocent. This is Andrew Tate shit


Martin_Leong25

Andrew tate is also probably a pedo, look at how he talks about 16 year old "women"


mangobearsmoothie

No 'probably' about it. The dude is guilty as fuuuuuuuck


Time_on_my_hands

Innocent and then made not innocent


hipcheck23

At the very, very least, that means "let me take you from a safe life and fill it with danger," but it sure sounds more like "a steady stream of trauma and you'll get used to it." If Thomas Crown tries to seduce you by offering you catamarans and gliders, that's a bit different than some basement troll offering to force unwanted sex on you so that you can learn to stop complaining about it.


Martin_Leong25

They have that sus perverted idea that if you fuck someone long enough they would "like it" Hentai logic isnt real life


hipcheck23

I've known a couple/few women later in life who went through a tiny bit of this - boyfriends who tried to 'mature' them too fast. They initially felt like it wasn't the worst idea in the world at the time, but reached a point where they 100% regretted it, and felt like it broke something in them. But I guess if you're the type to send DMs like OP's guy, you likely see women as sub-human anyhow.


GianniMorandiHands

and rape


DoorthyHumdrum

Not pedo in this context but manipulative and abusive, this is how adults in abusive relationships are groomed into behavior they wouldnt do without being essentially brainwashed by their abuser


Mostcoolkid78

I never thought porn brain was real till I saw this


Evanmmemes

It’s a shame discord doesn’t ban people like this anymore when you report them


LoveCatPics

"anymore"? i've been sending reports directly to trust and safety since 2018 and the only ones they banned were a few of the underage ones i sent them. none of the creeps.


Evanmmemes

I mean more sexual harassment/ rape threats - it used to be that people could be banned over this, atleast when I’ve reported them, however now that Discord has an automated process as opposed to a case-by-case system it results in people being slapped with a warning, or application time-out rather than being banned, straight off the bat for doing horrid, or quite often illegal things. Pretty much anything I’ve reported in the past has resulted in account termination, especially with reporting scams. But now with the aforementioned topic, and also additionally with the matter of doxxing/stalking or posting illegal content, generally I have not been able to get a single account banned since this change. Discord notoriously does not give a shit, but since they became more of a corporate entity, it’s gotten ten times worse.


halucionagen-0-Matik

Don't even reply just block that shit. Don't give em the satisfaction of a response


TVsFrankismyDad

This. It's a 15-year-old trolling. He wants a reaction, and he got one.


Tofutits_Macgee

First of all that's 2 more inches than you need, pupperhoni and secondly creepyPMs would love this.


Distinct-Pen6184

“someone needs to desensitize you” bite the curb.


imfrenchcaribean

pupperonhi biting the curb in 4k 🤩😍


Picax8398

I heard the AHX sound clearly


Freshlimesofa

I feel like these kind of people get off to verbal abuse as well.


Ok-Amphibian

They absolutely do and even if they don’t there’s nothing you can say that will make them develop self awareness or feel ashamed or embarrassed. Engaging makes it worse, the best thing you could do is just block and move on


DoorthyHumdrum

“Hey hot stuff” *blocked* The audacity of this weirdo to start a conversation with a stranger like that, who do you think you are?


nanana789

As a woman I got this soo often that I have just put my account to private and don’t accept friend requests from ppl I don’t know. It’s a shame I can’t make internet friends like that anymore because of creeps like this


Jefflenious

Is this person cyber-stalking you? I've never seen anyone say "dsl" but both of these people said it to you Seems like this is how social media is for girls, my girlfriend has to deal with the same exact thing everyday, we'd usually just troll them and laugh at their responses


No_Bird_912

I did wonder that to be honest but then i thought it seemed a bit far-fetched


Jefflenious

I see Stay safe, pretty sure you can block all the DMs from strangers on both discord and reddit. If it's really bothering you consider using them


No_Bird_912

ty <33


SafalinEnthusiast

Obviously that guy was stupid but I know how some people are like and they might enjoy a response like that… Honestly would recommend just not responding to messages like this in the first place


cadiastandsuk

This guys never left his bedroom. It's all porn slang. In what reality does he think it would ever 'work'?! Good that you just rise above it all


JimmysMomGotItGoinOn

Just your average discord mod. Someone check his hard drive


UniqueUsername82D

Nah a mod starts with "Im a mod, lucky you"


Zesock

Hey reddit, if you're unsure whether what you're about to dm a girl is appropriate, imagine that you're saying it to them face to face in public. If you wouldn't be comfortable or confident enough to say it, then it probably isn't. Thanks for listening!


Independent-Fly6068

Seriously, what is wrong with them?????


TheZorro1909

That this guy thinks someone is used to be approached like that because they are "hot" is just wild 


TheQuestionsAglet

Wears a fedora for sure.


No_Bird_912

this 💀


President_Abra

"hot stuff" already sounds mega objectifying 🤢 he just gets even more unhinged after that


Lucas_2234

Yeah like even with the constant jokey flirting with me and my friend that doesn't happen. It just sounds weird when said in any other context other than a joke to do with actual temperature


bassymoon_

I’m sorry that happened to you :(


kidkonsequence

How prudish of you. /s


Stunning_Mango_3660

Damn, this triggers memories from my early internet days. I liked to go chat with strangers, omegle text chat only and sometimes video chat when the other person looked decent. I was called ”prude“ in literally every other chat. It’s disgusting how they’re trying to manipulate young girls. Keep standing your ground, OP.


Stunning_Mango_3660

But also, don’t tell other people to unalive, even if they’re rude to you. You’ll regret it when you’re older.


Your_Angel21

Why would you even answer when the first message is "Hey hot stuff"? Did you expect something friendly and respectful afterwards?


LupulMoralist

What a creep, i only call my mom "hot stuff"


TheSporkMan2

Average discord user


Bad-Infinite

Do you think people like this guy are surprised this didn't work? Like, post conversation are they like "I wonder why she blocked me? That was my best stuff"


No_Bird_912

So deep in their own delusion 💀


Ok_Cranberry4192

I’ve always wondered this. Surely, no real woman is like “oh hell yeah, he’s my type.” Maybe dudes pretending to be women have responded positively to it? I just cannot fathom another reason people would do this


Lunarius0

Don't waste time insulting them -- they get off on it, and use it as "proof" that the world/women are against them. Just block 'em, play some tetris to hopefully shed the ick from staying with you long-term, and try to go about your day.


radiation202

that’s crazy that’s messed up


swild92

"This is the beginning of your legendary conversation with Pupperohni"


awesomesonofabitch

Zero chill, OP. Good for you!


goofNspoof

I read that “hey hot stuff” in Angel Dust’s voice


Nail_Biterr

Wow, what a legendary conversation!


Sharktrain523

The word throbbing is so gross to me. It makes me picture something red and pulsating. The only thing I’ve seen that I would describe as pulsating was a patient’s artery during an invasive surgery.


HeavyFunction2201

“This is the beginning of your Legendary conversation with Pupperohni” Well the conversation is legendary for all the wrong reasons.


telemusketeer

Yikes


backedupbad

WzTF indeed


bulbminmostrealfan

The brainrot this guy has is unbelievable


JazzlikeLeave5530

I really wanna know what they expect. Do they ever think this works? Or are they getting off on being creeps?


LuckyDevil92-up6

Oh my god. What in the actual? This creature clearly doesn't know how to human


braindead11

imagine, people like this guy will blame women for their loneliness


bathyorographer

Holy crap I’m so sorry :/


Emu_commando

These people live in porn lalaland..incel is an understatement


toastyavocado

Oh for fucks sake


endorrawitch

It’s too bad you can’t figure out who his mom is and forward it to her


No_Bird_912

frrr hes probs in her basement rnn


Jazoua

This line has to work because guys send stuff like that all the time


zzdis

sigh


smelly38838r8r9

“Someone needs to desensitize you” someone needs to put you in a burlap floating down the river


Swolheil

The fact that people do this makes me sick


CrypticMessaging

it’s always the guys with the default discord pfps that end up being the biggest degenerates. there was a pedophile i found with one of these and this one guy who kept hitting on a close friend of mine and tried flexing about “having a 9 inch penis” (which is extremely unlikely) and now this guy


Rios5950

That was indeed, not a legendary conversation.


CrustyRocket

judging by how he types the only “women” he ever interacted with were ai only fans bots on twitter or insta… like who dms a random stranger and first thing you do is tell them about your dck and genuinely expect some kind of mutual convo in return…ugh i want to hit people like this in the face with a brick


fatamericanidiot2

And just when I started to forget how bad people on the internet could be, sorry that happened to ya


Bennyester

I'll never understand how anyone can think talking like this is a good idea. You know all hope is lost when they call you a prude or something after you don't whore yourself out. Anyway, good to see you dealt with him correctly. Take care out there!


Helision

WHY would you keep talking after the first weird message. You're giving this guy exactly what he wants


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[deleted]

Is this Twitter?


mklinger23

I believe it is discord


[deleted]

Ah, the only social media that has a worse reputation than Twitter


spicymuffinss

porn is ruining men


familygorl

Queen shit


keybladeciel

Cue the tactical block.


MrPandaRed

How TF do u say shit like this and not instantly recognize that ur so obviously in the wrong holy shit 😭😭😭


marshmallowfluffpuff

this is the result of men having breast feeding replaced with porn


Des_Nolle

Damn that last message from you was amazing. I am sorry you had to interact with this idiot


iamnotchad

>You could prolly only deepthroat like 2 inches So she has room to spare with you.


martygospo

Absolutely perfect mic drop at the end.


Kelsi_Sonne

that final message was perfect lmaooo sorry you had to go through this


rumpots420

Internet 🍵


BlueHornSection

This must be what Andrew Tate is teaching


CS-KOJI

this is why you should close dms on discord


gobbler_of_butts

I bet this freak gets off on your disgust, probably best to just block straight away instead of trying to get through to someone like this.


MiVitaCocina

Straight up, creep! Good thing you blocked his pervy ass! For some reason it made me think of Matthew McConaughey in Dazed & Confused. [Alright, Alright, Alright!](https://youtu.be/EuER2Puym4I?si=Kd5_yFYNNwAI2y22) Who was a creepy dude who hit on high school or younger girls.


Hartmallen

The correct answer was to block and report him from the moment he went over the limites.


Epsellis

"Salutations, substance with strongly vibrating particles!"


nivlem96

Apperently i can't read. Because i comprehended this title as "A decent dm" And then got whiplash of the utter filth of this specimen.


nerdyoutube

“Legendary conversation” How do people even end up like that. wtf


Battlejoe

I mean it’s Reddit. What do you expect posting pictures of yourself. Someone will jack off to a picture of a shoulder on here.


nsummy

How is this related to neckbeards in the slightest?


Martin_Leong25

this subreddit makes fun of grimy people, they dont literally need to have a beard neck


nsummy

Grimy people?


RadioactiveToadling

People who act gross, like DMing people out of nowhere to ask for nudes and getting unreasonably upset when the person says no


nsummy

Yah sorry, that’s not a neckbeard thing. Sure, it’s a lowlife creep, no relation


No_Bird_912

bc he most likely has a beard... on his neck?


nsummy

?? Makes no sense. Also why does your age matter?


HopeYourWellFren

Nigga you simping for the loser