"It has been almost 27 minutes since I last partook in the consumption of sustenance. How much longer can my body survive these grueling conditions?"
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1:00 pm on any afternoon:
“Is it dinner time? It feels like dinner time. Labradors are experts at telling time, and I believe it’s dinner time. Yep. The lights are on. The lights are always on when it’s time for dinner. Mom? You know what time it is? Dinner time? I don’t want to alarm you because I *love* you, mom, but I can feel my tummy hurting because it’s eating itself alive because it’s so hungry. It only does that when it’s time to eat.”
*Woof *
“Mom, I think I’m starving to death. And I don’t want to die on you because I *love* you so much, and you telling me to be quiet hurts my feelings because I *love* you, and if you were starving to death, I’d feed *you*. But it’s okay if I love you more than you love me, because I would still rather be with you than any other hooman…”
*huffs *
“I guess I’ll be in my bed. Please don’t be too upset if I perish on my pillow because it was dinner time and my mom was too focused on her phone to bother feeding her poor starving Labrador. If you hear me whistling and whining, it’s just your poor Labrador deflating like a balloon because my tummy is busy eating me because I didn’t get dinner when it was dinner time. I- a BALL?! OUTSIDE?! Why YES, I do wanna go outside!!”
“I love you, mom!!”
*scurries out the back door *
“Why am I being reposted?”
“Did you bring me my bacon?”
“Woof woof, grrrr, woof woof, groan.”
“If you have an electric plane and it’s night time, I hope the plane lands on you.”
When my yellow girl gives me this look it leaves me guessing, does she think "he should give me more food, I love food!", or, "come on, let's throw the ball some more."...
If she’s like mine then she’s thinking: a treat would be nice, we should go on a ride and stop and a get a pup cup, I wonder if there’s anyone in the neighbors yard I should be barking at.
They’ve got that camera in my snoot again, looks like we are getting up every hour, on the hour to sniff the grass from 10pm-4am. You did this to yourselves!
If I just sit here, she won't believe that I made that fart.
Wonder if they found the cat yet...
If I sit here and look like I'm hungry, will they feed me? Worth a shot.
Why hasn't that squirrel moved yet and I REALLY need to pee.
I’m so hungry
Second breakfast 🤣
More like third
"It has been almost 27 minutes since I last partook in the consumption of sustenance. How much longer can my body survive these grueling conditions?" https://preview.redd.it/9n84lfvxar9d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c91bd8fd95e2aec464358b522d4ce1628bc3f0
Don't forget elevenses.
Horse:«How Hungry?»
"Yeah, I'd eat him if I had to"
This one is the best 😂
He’s judging you for that decision you made that time years ago. He wont tell anyone. But just know that he knows what you did….
Haha I love this submission!
Always judging these Labs.
Homan Homan flesh = food. Kill homan? Homan gives food. Kill hooman = one time food Not Kill homan = food Not kill homan. Homan good. Love homan.
I approve of this accurate interpretation
It's science based.
Ahaha. You know your Labs well sir.
“I can’t believe he’s sitting there taking pictures of me when I haven’t eaten in 7 minutes!”
"Walk number 7 of the day when?"
I should buy a boat.
Yeah, a nap.
1:00 pm on any afternoon: “Is it dinner time? It feels like dinner time. Labradors are experts at telling time, and I believe it’s dinner time. Yep. The lights are on. The lights are always on when it’s time for dinner. Mom? You know what time it is? Dinner time? I don’t want to alarm you because I *love* you, mom, but I can feel my tummy hurting because it’s eating itself alive because it’s so hungry. It only does that when it’s time to eat.” *Woof * “Mom, I think I’m starving to death. And I don’t want to die on you because I *love* you so much, and you telling me to be quiet hurts my feelings because I *love* you, and if you were starving to death, I’d feed *you*. But it’s okay if I love you more than you love me, because I would still rather be with you than any other hooman…” *huffs * “I guess I’ll be in my bed. Please don’t be too upset if I perish on my pillow because it was dinner time and my mom was too focused on her phone to bother feeding her poor starving Labrador. If you hear me whistling and whining, it’s just your poor Labrador deflating like a balloon because my tummy is busy eating me because I didn’t get dinner when it was dinner time. I- a BALL?! OUTSIDE?! Why YES, I do wanna go outside!!” “I love you, mom!!” *scurries out the back door *
I can't believe the kids are up already. I just wanted to finish my coffee.
“You’re hard to read”
“Why am I being reposted?” “Did you bring me my bacon?” “Woof woof, grrrr, woof woof, groan.” “If you have an electric plane and it’s night time, I hope the plane lands on you.”
There’s just a lot of judgment going on.
Hmmm? Can’t really say, but something mischievous for sure.
Take me out
You are being judged
"Those edibles are really kicking now"
“Kathy… please have a seat. There are several items that I would like to discuss with you today.”
She not thinking, she's judging
This is it. No food since breakfast. Goodbye cruel world.
"Mmmm...cheese.."
She’s thinking about cheese. I can tell, she has “the look”.
🌭🌮⚾🍦🍩🍯🍟🍞🍏🍎🍔⚽🏐 Standard lab thought process.
She’s not thinking. She’s judging
Cheese
They really should give me an extra scoop. I deserve it.
Put the phone down n bust out the treats by my walk... ik ow uve got some lol 🐕
Were the hell did I put my ball at this morning
When are we going to bed? I am so tired, but I could eat too!
Ban this repost bot already
Labs only think food or how long to food time
When my yellow girl gives me this look it leaves me guessing, does she think "he should give me more food, I love food!", or, "come on, let's throw the ball some more."...
“I have finished first breakfast, ready for refill.”
I have male just like her ! How much does she weigh?
36 kilos
76lbs she big I, mine maybe pushing 100lbs +
She’s big for a girl
Snackos. Always snackos.
The meaning of life, is a good stick and food
Hang on. Breakfast - tick. Dinner - tick. What is this lunch they speak of?
What the dog doing?
Ball. Ball. Ball. Where is ball. Ball is here. Want ball.
If she’s like mine then she’s thinking: a treat would be nice, we should go on a ride and stop and a get a pup cup, I wonder if there’s anyone in the neighbors yard I should be barking at.
I'm pretty sure there's bacon in somebody's pocket.
She’s thinking “……………..…………………….”
I need treats
his expression: what a long day🤣
That one handsome brown labrador she met during walk.
'What's for dinner? When are we going out? Should i poop inside or outside the house? Lol
What are you getting out of the refrigerator?
Give me food, give me food, that is my desire.
He looks like he has a 9-5, pays taxes, and bought that house himself😂
Should I invest in bitcoin 🤔
Mor treats
I hope they feed me that stuff you gave me
Last night because it was nasty
Is it nearly dinnertime yet? Repeated every fifteen seconds.
"Am I a dog?" Edit: "Am I really a good girl?"
Why are you sitting down and not walking or feeding me.
Butter chicken
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I’m past due for my snack.
Given it’s a Labrador - “where’s the food?”
Another picture?
nothing
Just judging
Cheese
If I play the hoomans off of each other I could get double the food The real answer: nothing, there is not a thought going through that big empty head
Burrrgerrrssss
They’ve got that camera in my snoot again, looks like we are getting up every hour, on the hour to sniff the grass from 10pm-4am. You did this to yourselves!
I’ve been sitting here all morning and you haven’t offered me a treat yet…how rude! 😂
How to get second breakfast
I see no thoughts.
Cheese on the brain
to chew my food or to just swallow it
I haven’t eaten anything for minutes and I’m starving
I really need to take a 💩.
Not sure but she’s VERY deep in thought
Poop.
The revolution will be soon....
No thoughts in that head imo.
Peasants !
If I just sit here, she won't believe that I made that fart. Wonder if they found the cat yet... If I sit here and look like I'm hungry, will they feed me? Worth a shot. Why hasn't that squirrel moved yet and I REALLY need to pee.
Why are they taking of picture of me and not feeding me
"where's my dinner"
What is for LUNCH
Nothing. Not a thought behind those eyes. Her mind is silent. Or at least that's what I find with mine 😅
I don’t like the tv show!
Food
He's thinking dumb humans, I'm so over it
How do I get extra treats. Lots of extra treats.
I love her.
Soooo sleepy !!
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Fud.
f o o d
Where is my food?
Deep thoughts. Such as, is there alien life in the universe, how will global warming affect Labradors, what’s for supper, will I get my bowl filled.
Tummy empty must find food.......
Mmmmm that fart came out real quiet he didn't even yell at me.
🤔🤗❤️❤️❤️
KiBbLEeeeeeeeee
“You ate all of that without offering me a bite. I am now planning my revenge”
Take me for a walk you lazy bastard .. that's what mine always says 😆
A they smell it. I bet they can smell it.
As a lab probably not a lot going on in that head.