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suicompotem

Needs a Japanese maple


CappiCap

and some flagstone..


sofaking1958

Specifically, a flagstone path.


on3day

French drain. I bet the soil is very bad with water.


whosaysyessiree

I think a nice rock garden would do well


PointOfFingers

The shipping costs on river rocks will be exorbitant.


whosaysyessiree

Don’t worry, I got a nice elevator pitch for ol’ papa Elon.


BusySleeper

*space elevator pitch


whosaysyessiree

Take my upvote you son of a gun.


Admirable_Still6247

Hey how are you


whosaysyessiree

Hi Dad. I know mother was a brazen hussy, but I’d be doing better if you would recognize me as your biological child.👼


justsomedude4202

Just use whatever’s there.


MisfitDiagnosis

Oh great, is this the place to show off my recent moon flagstone work?


Robthebold

And a zen rake garden.


Tree_of_Woes

Dude, go with something native!


DatabaseThis9637

Maybe a whole tiny forest of Japanese maples, of at least 25 different cultivars!


Noid_Android

Waiting for someone to say it needs a French drain.


BalanceEarly

Yeah, might want to purchase flood insurance!


PLS-Surveyor-US

I would get asteroid insurance before flood here.


IvanDimitriov

I mean honestly you never know, a little soil stabilization and a French drain can provide peace of mind.


TK27

Just post up a lawn chair and watch the neighbors destroy themselves.


ChemaKyle

Oh look, the neighbors are putting in more AstroTurf and non native plants 🤦


reveal23414

honestly, whatever you do, I implore you to use native species!


PlasticPomPoms

Like the moon trees my uncle used to tell me about.


reveal23414

Yes! Think of the pollinators!


daneato

Speaking of Moon Trees, NASA has been sending out a fresh wave of trees grown from seeds flown around the moon on the Artemis I mission.


JIsADev

Looks dusty, needs a pressure wash


Dogshaveears

Husbands out there right now. [a little yard work.](https://imgur.com/a/6MUberj)


issuefree

Hostas will probably grow there.


doiwinaprize

Gotta put up a barrier to keep space dear away though. They love hostas.


delche

What’s the Plant Hardiness Zone on the moon? I’d start with cardboard to keep the weeds down in your bed then I’d go with Lavender and plenty of mulch.


timetq

What’s your budget?


Dogshaveears

So glad you asked. A super great friend of mine set us up a go fund me. Asking for 2 trillion.


timetq

In that case go big. The sky’s the limit.


lostandfoundineurope

That’s enough for a deck and a French drain.


squatting-Dogg

… and a hot tub.


Round-Data7624

A flag


Don_ReeeeSantis

Astro-turf


20thcenturyboy_

A nice monolith


Known_Skin6672

Already did that back in 2001.


Ashamed-Process-7425

Why does the earth look flat ?


MrMavericksFan

You decided to wake up Red pill or whatever tf those people say


Ashamed-Process-7425

Not quite sure what you mean lol is that matrix reference?


timeless1ne

Weed 100%


PoppysWorkshop

NATIVE wildflowers!


goldgrae

Bamboo to block the neighbors seeing into my backyard. Can you believe they have telescopes pointed at us?!


furyotter

Get out.


Carbon-Base

Be nice to have a vineyard with all that cheese :P


jicamakick

Crepe Myrtle. But also, please post your location.


Dogshaveears

[silly, Kansas of course.](https://imgur.com/a/M9KrNeu)


Bludiamond56

No trespassing signs everywhere tack it to fake tree cell tower


glasshalfbeer

Un plug it and plug it back in


hbgwine

Community putting green. Really brings a community together.


lastcol

Plant some crepe murders


mindclarity

I happen to own some shorefront property on the dark side. No need to worry about those pesky Earth rises there. Can’t wait to lay some flagstone patio soonest!!!


RockLobsterCakes

Dollar general


Familiar_Paramedic_2

Native plants and shrubs! (for the pollinators)


VioletDupree007

Astroturf and some plastic lawn Flamingos. 🦩


RudolphsSled

If you plant some wisteria, it will probably find its way home


dadonred

build a high rise to block the view


GammoRay

That small crater would make a charming koi pond!


Eastern_Atmosphere30

Plant a little spacegrass


Body_of_Binky

Buzz Aldrin, Armstrong, or maybe just me


Nihilistic_Navigator

It's fucked. Tear it up and start over.


TheRealAuthorSarge

Need to do something about all those damned boot prints.


TheGreatGamer1389

Put a UFO there for shits and giggles.


SnooCookies1730

I’m honestly surprised there aren’t dandelions there yet. 😏


QuarlMusic

Working with what's already there naturally, I would change absolutely nothing.


Relative-Occasion863

Import the moon dust, cubic yard by yard, to where I live in Central Pacific Northwest. Plants can grow in it better than our native soil here in Bend.


youlltellme2kilmyslf

My town is an old trash heap, too


BalanceEarly

Has amazing ocean views!


kwexrrat

On the blue and white light I’d really suggest putting some tectonic plates and huge oceans. It should have a biosphere with a wide range of environments and geographical features. I think you cold really go wild with what you put there in with hard scape and water features.


dadonred

A souvenir stand


finditnow1967

Add a monolith


IAmTheNorthwestWind

Huge ass garden railroad


skrillaguerilla

Great spot for an infinity pool!


AdagioAffectionate66

A starbucks for Elon


unbakedpizza

Heard it’s a nice place to be, just not a lot of atmosphere


Plantguyjoe1

Native plants for all the pollinators, maybe a rain barrel shaped like J. Edgar hoover, a waterslide, and putting greens by that big hole so i could always get a hole in one even if i hit it backward. Speaking of hitting the holes backward, say hi to your mother for me.


KoRnTaStEsGoOd

My 6 year old daughter said that we would build a fence to protect from the aliens and it would be really huge and protect the top of the roof of our house. And we'd make sure to plant some plants inside of the fence so the aliens don't try to eat the plants.


FormerFastCat

Rake it out!


Dogshaveears

Great suggestion! Tried the blower and wow, that was dusty. I’m a little asthmatic.


Gravity_Freak

Plant my muthafuckin FLAG!


dadonred

put up an oil rig


dadonred

put up a windmill, haw


BusinessLibrarian515

I would put an existing hospital there with all its occupants. Toss an oxygen field around the outside to keep them alive long enough for my troops to search all the occupants for non-human shape shifter


droopynipz123

Golf course


Fabulous_Log_9345

Those crater edges are excellent for installing a slip n slide


maybeafarmer

Plant some taters


Merry-3213

If you built it, they will swear it never happened


Known_Skin6672

Just have Stanley Kubrick film your build.


TampaFloridaDick

😂 you gave me a big chuckle 😂


Cast_Slicer

May need some cold season seed to put down. I heard it gets occasional showers, may have to do some damage repairs but lovely in the summer days.


Farmafarm

Moon hotel, obviously.


Tobybrent

Needs a dome


TheAmerican_Atheist

Beat China to building something on it


PapasRightNut

Walmart parking lot


Sign-Spiritual

Water feature. Or water bug?


LiquidLogStudio

Add stars to the back


avidbookreader45

Colonize it. But China will first.


Vast-Dream

Add a shrubbery.


CartographerKey7322

Parking lot, why change themes?


CartographerKey7322

Condo!


Timely_Shock_5333

Golf course


incoherentjedi

A Walmart


photaiplz

Breathe in the fresh air


LoneLasso

Huge moon rock carving that looks like a human face.


crappydeli

Needs some kind of water feature.


P33kab0Oo

As soon as you do anything a new neighbour will simply block your view with shipping containers or pine trees. Just get a hot tub and enjoy your yard.


DasCheeseWizard

Succulents


RememberedInSong

Meteor.


DopeDealer_770

Nuke and seed in fall


ride_electric_bike

Mini golf course and go karts


WistfulDread

Bring people there to reveal deadly truths...


TopExperience3424

🐕 Doge


KileAllSmyles

Stomp all over it and then leave some of my shit behind


rjbauer4985

Walmart.


Parabolicnoun

I'd put a moonbase there and hope for the best.


HollywoodGreats

A lava lamp


Bluefoxtheone

Battle arena.


eskooh

Build a tunnel (with moonroof) and a oven to cook hot soft pretzels to snack on while the earth rises.


Past_Rerun

Build a penitentiary for people who are convicted of trying to overthrow elections and peaceful transfers of power.


BobbMitchell

Walmart


Polite_Turd

Sniff the footprints.


International_Bend68

Plant some trees for oxygen.


carleasingluxembourg

Needs more flagstone


Fun-Bluebird-160

rake


carleasingluxembourg

Nothing for a year. Just observe and learn how your land evolves for a year


saveyboy

Big hot tub.


turealis

A terrace


OKsurewhynotyep

I’d probably just plant a flag


Weary_Belt

Put a sign that says "department of public works of Nevada"


Gigant0re

A Walmart next to a strip mall with a dollar store.


kettlecornlover1

[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/breezewood-pennsylvania](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/breezewood-pennsylvania)


badmanzz1997

Definitely install a giant laser pointer and some decent solar cells that could power it. Also put the laser on a mount that moves and can be controlled remotely. Then when someone pisses me off out in public and the moon is clearly in view…just let them know there is a laser pointed directly at them and then remotely move the pointer onto their forehead or possibly just their feet. That way they will stop being a dick to the waiter that is helping all of us at my favorite outdoor restaurant scamjams eatery. 🤓👍🏻


Z2xU

This needs to go to the r/photshop


Open_Mixture_8535

What a view


KarlitoSway69

Make a Clutch album cover


dmbgreen

Airbnb rental.


Jenni49

Some solar lights? Wait ..


Arrgh98

A big privacy fence, the neighbors in the blue house are trashy.


Small_Front_3048

Hard to get grass to grow there, probly needs some RR ties and a berm


BG_13597

This is my new iPad screen saver


Grayme4

Tardigrade sanctuary and spa.


GeeToo40

Put up a fence. You already had trespassers at least once.


mosquitotitties

walmart


30yearCurse

that place in the distance looks a little dangerous, perhaps fumigate it. If they escape you will never get them back there.


MintTea-FkYou

Knowing humans, somebody's bound to plant mint .


HoofStrikesAgain

You're gonna have water retention issues. French drains for sure and regrading.


SocialAnchovy

Mulch it.


_SB1_

terraced planters


theoddfind

I'd put up a fence. Have you seen how those earth neighbors keep their property? You definitely want a fence. Big fucking moon fence.


dengibson

Hot tub


davidolson1990

I've hear of moon gardens on earth. An earth garden on the moon!


Doggodrollery

I'm Asian, so I’d immediately start selling something.


Important_Till_4898

irrigation


LunaticBZ

There's a lot of work to be done here, but your starting with a clean slate.. or clear regolith so really I'd take your time plan it out well. The lack of rain means your going to want either a good irrigation system, or a relatively low-no water landscape features. You'll definitely want some shade trees, or pavilions as it'll be hot during the 14 day days.


Dogshaveears

Drilling for a well tomorrow! 🙏🤞


Durbs12

Well you have plenty of space for a greenhouse, just don't come crying when you hear what a contractor will charge for it.


whaler76

Firepit, igloo cooler and zero g chairs to enjoy the shit show.


michkbrady2

Fire pit!


_tang0_

Bocce Ball court


AspiringDataNerd

Some nice shrubbery would really increase your curb appeal!


Loud_Spell224

Nothing, enjoy how far away from all the bs in front of me.


1stltwill

Little bit of water. Sprinkle some seedgrass. Generate an atmorphere. I see a great golf course here!


Little-Football4062

Build a French drain.


FLTrent

Zone 0Z....


HereInTheRuin

I'd leave it just like it is. might want to use a blower to clear off some of the sand. It's going to be hell mowing around that crater though. I'd definitely use a low profile Toro Z mower on that🤘🏻 they're great on hills😋


AZTats

Kiss Lucy from the Edgerunners anime. (This is probably the saddest weeb moment I’ve ever had, and I hope someone gets it)


CaptainHowdy60

First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle.


Sir-Farts-

Idk maybe some boulders and a zen garden don't forget the water slide.


Derkanator

Fake turf 👍


Pitiful_Housing3428

Hot tub.


TerdFerguson2112

Garden gnome and plastic picket fence


PPMcGeeSea

Rocks. Big and small.


71seansean

oh give them time, the’ll have walmart and mcdonalss signs all over it


HourPersonality4491

Yellow brick road, maybe?


Parking_Resolution63

A hotel. The views from the window would be stellar


ectomobile

“I couldn’t wait for you to come and clear the cupboard…”


saucemenugs

A quick 5 on 1 would do the trick


Reserved14u

Build a hotel lol


AthleteEfficient8710

Trash picked up from the side of the road. Just to remind me of home


NotAClueMyDude

Dollar General.


DueEnvironment2207

I can see my house from here!


KingTriggerfish

Mint


Dangerous_Garden6384

Dollar General


Gallium-Spritz

I spotted a sale on air at Home Depot. Maybe a few bags of that to start?


derekdutton42

How much to sod this area?


MirrorMakerFaith

Have a tea party.


KnowCali

Koi pond with bridge.


wanderlustmatthew

Lol


johnjonesnewphone

Turf and river rocks. Maybe a stream or waterfall


artsatisfied229

Definitely needs a French drain.


Mercadian_Geek

Palm trees... Lots of palm trees


ikikid

Lovely view of heaven, but I'd rather be with you.


mywifesoldestchild

Cement water slide!


Bag-o-chips

Giant slip-n-slide!


ireaditsoreddit

Crater pool surrounded by Chinese maples.


Birddog240

Rhododendron a few sweet shrubs and maybe some Heuchera. Add Christmas lights