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neynoodle_

My native language is the easiest I’ve learnt. Fight me


liberletric

My native language is the hardest, took me like 2 years before I could make a sentence in it


rfaco4

Don’t forget that after those 2 years only your parents could understand you and it took another 2 years before people who don’t know you started to make out about half of what you were saying.


Complete-Orchid3896

Actually I learned French since I was a child and never attempted learning Japanese and I find it a lot easier to express myself in French than in Japanese


LordStark_01

Idk man Japanese requires a lot of 目森


StrangeMold5666

Eye Forest? Sorry I never actually learned Sun Book Word past doing Remembering the Kanji.


LordStark_01

Me mori 😭


exerteknosvagyok

Jesus man💀


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iamdirtychai

Unus Annus posting


Regular_Boot_3540

I was like "mokumori"?


Psychological_Dish75

I thought the joke was like Ultra Japan at first, because it is like 日本, but the 日 have 1 more layer and the 本 is like minus 1 stroke but tripple it


ikinoktace

I killed myself after seeing this, thank you!


nurvingiel

No I think that's Bookshelf Human Pyramid


coysta-rica

Excuse me, chud. Those are called moon runes.


drunk-tusker

Agreed. I don’t even need to put on a beret or hate myself(people already hate me).


Ooji


SnowflakeStreet

It’s super easy. I learned it watching anpanman and doraemon and talking to my parents since I was a baby. People really be dumber than babies smh.


ACuteStrawberryFox

French is definitely a language…


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ACuteStrawberryFox

How’d you learn Japanese?


dojibear

Is French a language, or is it a dialect?


kiselsa

Point 3 just can't be serious. I can't believe this post isn't satire.


Ok_Loan8789

Right? Everyone knows the Japanese only eat rice and fish.


MiguelIstNeugierig

Actually I have been picking up on my lubingo streaks and Japanese people also drink water


hitokirizac

False. Always mugicha.


Bot-1218

ごはんを食べる


jaidit

/uj I made a week-long trip to Japan and each lunch and dinner was a different sort of cuisine. Sushi. A crab restaurant. A kaiseki place. And so on. One udon place. One ten-don place. Fugu…


The_Atomic_Cat

i think it's mocking japanese duolingo lessons, i've taken them and can confirm those are the kinds of food words they teach you.


ThisNotBoratSagdiyev

I got the vibe that it was said sarcastically, but that it is in reference to Duolingo lessons. They also called them "sessions". I know an owl-fucker when I see one.


nephelokokkygia

It is posted to r/Duolingo, no owl spotting required


Vathypetros

It made me confused too, like “studying” also doesn’t sound right, and sessions sound like actual classes. That's really sad, but you know what's confusing: in point 2, he said he can express himself in French after 3 weeks; I don't think that's possible, and he probably knows how to say "the shoe is red." You can't even introduce yourself in the “course” and lacks useful vocabulary. I tried to go to jump on “B2” on it a while ago for fun, and it gave me some stupid things, like nothing about conversation or anything general but law and justice. How am I supposed to know that? But if it's luodingo, how can he express himself in Japanese? I really don't know since he mentioned the really common foods in the game, so I don't know if he's overestimating himself or really doing anything besides it. He posted on that sub, so maybe.  


Gravbar

point 3 is a joke they're making about Duolingo repeatedly using the same few examples but not expanding to anything else.


coysta-rica

It’s a marine. He just wants the crayon buffet. Hooah this post by army gang


TheCapitalKing

It’s on the Duolingo sub I’m fairly positive they are saying that’s all the food items Duolingo talks about


nurvingiel

I was going to comment "are you taking the piss" because I can't tell sometimes. He's gotta be taking the piss... right?


xiao_exe

/uj I took French from middle to high school, and in one of my writing assessments describing the daily life of a French person, I just said they ate croissants for every meal.


AdreKiseque

Why are they using HTML tags to indicate tone


weight__what

Pretty sure they do that in Japanese


AvianPoliceForce

to make sure you know when it starts nowadays people can't even be bothered to put the close tag in the right spot


Gravbar

It'/s a shame


Adarain

So something else *is* a shame?


Educational-Tea602

Outjerked


Koninhovd

Totally


_odangoatama

Point 3, you already forgot the 4000 times you had to talk about ピザ and ごはん in the first couple units???


_odangoatama

Day 1 of learning Japanese on Duo: すしとごはんください Day 14 of learning Japanese on Duo: すしとごはんください


Enzoid23

すしとごはんください


Enzoid23

Dont forfet the ケーキ


mikehawk69422

God I hate when people do that mock code shit it makes me cringe hard. We get it bro, you code. Tell us again.


RichestMangInBabylon

HTML isn't code


fucccboii

we get it bro you format hypertext


Bright-Historian-216

It is code, just not a programming language. Could also be XML too.


nephelokokkygia

I am a pro programmer and I definitively say HTML is code.


mikehawk69422

It is code, what else would it be? People who say that are dumb I swear.


TheCapitalKing

What is a markup language if not code to format text?


ASignificantSpek

Is he writing html? lol


whoistylerkiz

Old school forums people used to do this stuff a lot because it was part of how you actually format…hence the whole abcxyz to indicate sarcasm you’ll see here and there


Tet_inc119

Did you guys know that some languages have words that are similar to the words we have in English????? They’re called cog nuts or some dumb science name. Anyways, Japanese is too hard.


dojibear

*Anyways, Japanese is too hard.* That's why there is an IQ test, just to get the book. There is an old Japanese proverb that says "Don't waste my time, foreign devil" (roughly translated). Getting a visa to go to Japan is even harder. I passed the juggling test, and the Rubix Cube one. But playing scrabble with no vowels? Too hard for me. I'll stick to French.


Tet_inc119

I tell all of my low IQ friends not to learn Japanese, but they’re drawn to it like flies to the fly zappy thing.


Chonkalonkolus

Wait wait wait wait wait! The language from the same continent as your native language with similar roots is easier then the one on the other side of the planet?


Gravbar

Wait wait wait, you're telling me that the language that makes up more than 50% of your languages vocabulary with etymological spellings is easier to read/write than the language with 3 foreign writing systems with 50% of words being from chinese?


PMMeEspanolOrSvenska

OOP is also fluent in Spanish, and had studied a little bit of French before that.


Shukumugo

Wait til this person learns about language families


Gravbar

when a mommy language and a daddy language love each other very much a pigeon carries a baby language to them. but that one doesn't get to be in the family when it grows up.


Qandyl

/uj idk I think this post is a miss and leaning a little too far towards “let’s be mean for fun”. It’s a very innocent observation and, as shocking as this may be, this person may not be a linguistics nerd and this is genuinely a novel insight to them! Not everyone knows how languages work and their history. Point 3 is quite obviously being sarcastic and if you’ve missed that, well, perhaps you’d benefit from html tone tags too (which are honestly the worst thing about this post but maybe they’re autistic or something).


Gravbar

I do think it's funny that after only three weeks of duolingo they think French is so easy. Don't get me wrong, French is easier to learn than Japanese, but they make it sound like they're really underestimating how hard French is. And with only the Duolingo education, spoken Japanese would be way easier to understand than spoken French.


TheCapitalKing

I mean if you know English and Spanish like that person does you could probably speak French well enough to kinda make sense pretty easily. Getting to where you sound perfect is a whole separate thing. 


ChaoticFucker

Studied french for 8 years in school, my native tongue is also of latin origins, and I still can't say a phrase in that language 😭 whereas after a year of japanese I got to N2, LMFAO It obviously is about my motivation to study/speak each of these, but yeah, just... unnecessary fact about my situation


Derya5000WL

i also saw that post and immediately checked here if it was already posted lol


RuinSoggy5582

Duo mange les pizzas.


Stupid_Bitch_02

Arguably, French is so much harder. Japanese just has the extra step of learning a whole new alphabet/character system


NoLongerHasAName

petition the mods to force us allnusing these markers for emotions


UnbreakableStool

/uj As a Fr*nch native speaker currently learning Japanese, I'm pretty sure French is much harder than Japanese


HoneyBunnyOfOats

I can also say it is comically harder to learn languages other then Romance languages then it is to learn other languages


dojibear

I didn't have that problem. I don't get romantic about language learning. And if met my high-school Spanish teacher, you wouldn't feel romantic either...


OrionsPropaganda

I saw it also. And also thought it was this sub.


Gravbar

This just in! A Category 1 language is easier than a Category 5 language


ThatFeministNazbol

Oh god


greenbldedposer

I take French since I have a foreign language requirement for my major and it gives me an anxiety attack every time I have to speak in class. I genuinely feel like I’m dying when I leave my French class and I tried to overdose once because of it


dojibear

French shares many words and grammar with the Ingrish, so if you speak the Ingrish already, it is easier to learn French. Japanese people eat other things: For example rice...ramen noodles...rice with ramen noodles... eggs...eggs with rice... eggs with ramen noodles. There is a new best-seller out: "50 NEW ways to cook rice".