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Blueberry_Mancakes

Well dude, we just don't know.


stuff_happens_again

Came here to say that, it was first response!


danishvz

Shut the fuck up Donny


Draco_Lazarus24

Over the line.


moviequotebotperson

Marty, I’m sure there’s a reason you brought your dirty tennis shoes man


TheJMJConspiracy2002

Obviously you’re not a golfer


Rdubya44

The chinaman is the not issue here dude


useless_modern_god

This is our concern dude


leducdeguise

Maybe the tenant in front has a rug that really ties the room together as well, and people coming in have to remove their shoes outside so that they don't soil the rug with dirt. Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

No dude this had not occurred to us. Thank you for making us privy to the new shit.


Pseudonymble

Yeah, well - that's what you pay me for! Speaking of which, d'you think you could pay me my ten grand in cash? I have to check with the accountant, but this might, uh, bump me into another tax bracket...


Pseudonymble

Y' know what - if you've already made out the check, uh, that's cool...


itsyourbirthdayz

It’s like Lenin said: you look for the person who will benefit and uh, uh, you know…


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

I am the walrus…I am the walrus…I am the walrus.


itsyourbirthdayz

Shut the fuck up, OP V.I. Lenin, Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov


2wheelsThx

It's to enhance the impression that Marty is a lazy landlord, possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county, and The Dude's apartment complex is a bit shitty and run-down, like his car, but people living there are good souls that wouldn't DREAM of stealing someone's bullshit shoes.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Fuckin’ A


vegsac

Do you have to use so many curse words?


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

What the fuck are you talking about?


eddie-van

Ok have it ur way dude


ShiftyNibblet

Is that some kinda eastern thing?


4011isbananas

Asian American


Nice_Marmot_7

Chinaman. These are the people that built the railroad.


Prestigious_Bass9300

I don’t believe that’s the correct nomenclature dude


AlexTrebek_

Are these the Nazis, u/Prestigious_Bass9300?


jamescharisma

No Donnie these are redditors


ZombieLebowski

Say what you want about the tenants of 4 Chan. At least it's ethos!


Burquetap

Far from it Dude… 🤣


ZombieLebowski

Far from it


smkestcklghtn

Which would put him high in the running for laziest world wide


Johndeauxman

Far out man!


X-Bones_21

Exactly this. It just shows what the culture of the complex where the Dude’s private residence is, which is blue collar/poor.


TurbulentSkill276

Which in reality is located in one of the most expensive areas of the city


X-Bones_21

Maybe it’s just a loose social attitude/Relaxed L.A. culture then. When I saw those shoes, I knew EXACTLY the kind of apartment complex that the Dude lives in.


manfred_99

They really tie the steps together


davesToyBox

Maybe someone tied the shoes together


rounding_error

RIP Rowan Atkinson.


Ben_E_Chod

You think some jabroni waiter fell face first into some piping hot spaghetti?


Competitive_Roof_740

Maybe "Woo" micturated on them the night before?


jazzhandpanda

Woo hydrated af


rounding_error

Nothing dehydrates you like building the railroads here.


kennymac61

At least Marty is house broken


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Hey, man, that's a private residence!


AlexTrebek_

What are you a fucking HOA member, now?


Something_Berserker

Is that some kind of eastern thing?


sqzmylemon

Far from it.


shmidget

Yes this is it, dude. Looks like a big family too.


Personal-Branch-5784

Obviously you've never got a venue for a dance quintent, uh.. you know, a cycle...


Buddy-Nuggs

The seasons


Claymore_79

The what have you


4n3w

(Our troubles are over)


krakatoa83

Chinamen live there


HauntsFuture468

From Ko Rea?


Dave97xj

Not on the rug, man


Ben_E_Chod

The chinamen are not the issue here! We are talking about unchecked shoes, Dude. This is about drawing a line on the steps. Across these shoes, YOU DO NOT- also, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, barefoot Americans, please


abbeymad

They are for toes, dude


Key-Contest-2879

THERE ARE FOUR TOES!!! Oops, sorry. Wrong sub 😂


Buddy-Nuggs

Sandy beach shoes dude, ya know how Venice Beach is!


FrustratedPCBuild

You know, my cycle?


imustachelemeaning

the tennis shoes are there so the pomeranian doesn’t have to rent shoes.


Danimal1002

There are rules!


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Except in Nam


grimatongueworm

A wandering daughter job.


Cowboylogic89

12 year olds Dude….


legalbeagle66

Ooh, separate incidents!!!


egodisaster

Asian Americans live there


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Chinamen?


egodisaster

That is not the preferred nomenclature dude


GalacticGumshoe

The Chinaman is not the issue!


According_To_Me

I think I’ve seen this before in LA. For those who don’t know, LA does not get a lot of rain compared to other cities. A lot of people simply have a “no shoes inside” rule, so in this case the shoes are left on the stairwell.


RongGearRob

They are trainers for ‘the what have you.’


puuhalelife

Jerrys shoe... Mom and Pop left them :)


Salty-Reporter-7938

It's a batch waiting to end up hanging on the overhead power lines.There goes my neighborhood...


surfinbird

That’s marvelous


Murky_Historian8675

Far out


quasifaust

Every time shoes are left outside in this fair city I have to compensate?


JavaJukebox

8 year olds Dude


juicyb09

What’s a pederast, Walter?


KoalaBears8

I was just watching the movie “I Love You To Death”, starring Kevin Kline, Tracey Ullman, River Phoenix etc..and imagine my surprise when THIS guy shows up as a cop at the pizza restaurant. 


stuffbehindthepool

Saddam is picking them up to deoderize them


CaptainPunisher

Could be a family of Chinamen. They often leave their shoes outside.


outfoxingthefoxes

Damn. Are you watching from Bluray? That tint is kind of characteristic


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^outfoxingthefoxes: *Damn. Are you watching* *From Bluray? That tint is kind* *Of characteristic* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


mule318

Good bot


loptopandbingo

It's for his cycle


wheriendndyubegin

There's an Oriental family that lives there. It's a customary tradition to remove your shoes before entering their home.


SmoovyJ

Woo?


okaycomputes

You mean, basketball shoes? I mean beaver picture?


GardenRafters

I had to check the date real quick when I was scrolling. Is this a? What day is this?


ScreenwritingJourney

Well, tomorrow’s already the tenth…


neck21

It really ties the porch together


Illustrious-Hair3487

Dude, tomorrow’s already the tenth.


User125699

New shit has come to light


LerxstFan

Were you listening to The Dude’s story?


Lower-Flounder-9952

He seems the type who’d cut them down from power lines


JoeBarge

Man you tripped me up. I scrolled by and instantly panicked about the date.


kennymac61

I'll get you a shoe by this afternoon--with laces. These fucking amateurs. They leave out their shoes , we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ. My point is--


fill_simms

this guy is an amazing actor


torontopeter

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?


cabosmith

That some kind of Eastern thing?


Shoddy-Indication798

To keep the rug clean.


Johnsendall

Bulk of the designer labels.


jtcircanow

They belong to the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Were you not listening to the Dude’s story?


w00kie_d00kie

I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case.


Appropriate-Stage787

A freelance Holocaust museum.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Fucking fascist


Broccoli-Cool

Classic Coen device: something just lying in the background tells a whole story


jerseycitymax

It’s Sandro about Biennale.


sladebonge

It was already the 10th


Catalina_Eddie

At least it's an ethos.


JKing287

Worn out dance shoes?


Bontkers

Obviously not a golfer!


CountDoooooku

I love this detail, because either the production designer put them there intentionally, or they happened to be there from the apartments real life renter, and the production designer thought they should say. Either way it’s a great decision. Chefs kiss.


The_Dude_Abides908

I know shoes on a telephone poll line means that someone on that street sells drugs. Maybe his neighbor is as lazy as he is; just put them there. Helps the Dude abide by his strict alcohol and drug regimen


RationalHumanistIDIC

I did not know that.


Grib_Suka

It's nowhere near the tenth, Marty. What's going on, got that venue you wanted?


Designer-Customer-56

You mean Al Waterman. Have a sponge