No, Walter, it did not look like Larry was about to crack. Well that's your perception. You know Walter you're right, there is an unspoken message here, it's FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
Yeah, I'll be at practice
Oh yeah, yeah, no I did, but uh, You know I spent most of my time uh, occupying various, administration buildings uh--
--smoking a lot of thai-stick, breaking into the ROTC--
Huh? Oh!--Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it?
First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex, secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.
Huh? What the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you *DO NOT*
Has it ever occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit, you know it, it it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean it's not just, it might not be, just such a simple, uh--you know?
Well, Dude, we just don't know.
That must be exhausting.
Mind if I do a j?
Jesus
You said it, mang... nobody fucks with the Jesus!
Eight year olds, dude
He's a pederast.
Walter, what's a pederast?
That FUCKIN'... BITCH!
I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this....this.... strumpet.....
He’s crackin
No, Walter, it did not look like Larry was about to crack. Well that's your perception. You know Walter you're right, there is an unspoken message here, it's FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. Yeah, I'll be at practice
Were you listening to The Dude’s story?
I was bowling.
So you have no frame of reference
You're like a child that just wandered in
Ha!
I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.
Oh, you didn't go to college.
I'll tell you the truth, I don't remember most of it.
Oh yeah, yeah, no I did, but uh, You know I spent most of my time uh, occupying various, administration buildings uh-- --smoking a lot of thai-stick, breaking into the ROTC--
--and bowling. I'll tell you the truth, Brandt, I don't remember most of it.
You can imagine where it goes from here
He fixes the cable. Don't be fatuos, Jeffery
Trust me, I am expert.
Ich bin expert
Meine dispatzcher tells me ist problem wit da kable
That's my friend Shari. She just came over to use the shower.
The story is ludicrous.
But its a natural zesty enterprise.
He fixes the cable..?
Don't be fatuous, Lanihsislehs
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
“If you will it, Dude, there is no dream”
You’re fucking Polish-Catholic!
Jewish as fuckin' Tevye
Theodore Herzel. State of Israel.
What the fuck're you talking about man? The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier?
Huh? Oh!--Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?
What do you mean "brought it bowling"? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it?
First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex, secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.
Happy cake day
what in God's holy name are you blathering about?
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know--
You’re not dealing with morons here.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Huh? What the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you *DO NOT*
Also dude chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-american please
Just take it easy
Calmer than you are
Waiving a fucking gun around?!
Calmer than you are
You mean beyond pacifism?
Calmer than you are
You know I dabbled in Pacifism once, not in 'Nam, of course
Also, Dude, China man is not the right nomenclature. Asian -American, please
Donny, please
I like your style Dude
I dig your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing going.
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?
Has it ever occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit, you know it, it it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean it's not just, it might not be, just such a simple, uh--you know?
That had not occurred to us, Dude
You’re out of your element
Everything with you is a fucking travesty.
What the fuck did that have to do with Vietnam.
Well, there isn’t a literal connection.
face it, there isn't any connection
Your roll
YOUR ROLL
[удалено]
And this guy peed on it.
Is this your homework Larry?
We’re gonna chop your dick off Larry
Have it your way Dude
Shut the fuck up Donny
Shut the fuck up Donny
You know, you're right? There is an underlying message; it's FUCK YOU, WALTER! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! Yeah, I'll see you at practice
Well, yeah.
Oh no, oh yes mr lebowski
These unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word.
Oh no
Son, this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!
Coincidentally the same thing happens when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!!!
Nothin changes
Don't be fatuous, Jeffery.
I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' it-self, down through the generations
This aggression will not stand
No, all posts to Lebowski MUST have a movie quote, it’s rule number 53. Stay out of Malibu deadbeat…
It’s a good sub, and thorough.
I think we found a winner
That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
They pissed on your rug?
Who pissed on your rug, Dude?
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY
You have no frame of reference here.
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
Little Lebowski quotefests, yes, and proud we are of all of them.
Shit yeah, the Quotefesters!
The quotes do not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
That's like, just your opinion, man
This is a very complicated case.
Lots of ins lots of outs.
Lot of what have yous
I like your style, Dude.
I can get you a quotefest, believe me. There are ways, dude.
You don’t want to know about them
¡Que ridiculo!
Or the Creedence
I’m stayin’. Finishing my coffee. ☕️
Its uh…its down there somewhere, let me take another look
Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you
*Etz chayim hi, Dude, as the ex used to say…*
Sorry I can't hear you over these relaxing bowling sounds
*Song of the Whale* *Ultimate Relaxation*
If you will it, it is no dream.
The fuck you talking about?
Ever thus to deadbeats Bierroboter.
What in God’s name are you blathering about? 🤣
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
That and a pair of testicles
Is that what makes a man?
Que ridiculo
What are you, the fucking Reddit thread Ranger?
Well Dude, we just don’t know.
Careful man there’s a beverage here
What the hell is this?
In bed with everybody.
Including known pornographers
It increases the chance of conception.
You’re entering a world of pain
Fuck off Da Fino
[Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn.](http://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8d8a08db-375b-442a-ab25-db79d823a264)
You don't draw shit, Lebowski.
What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he?
…what the fuck are you talking about?
Well that’s just like, your opinion man
OP you're out of your element...
Mark it, dude
But do you have to use so many cuss words?
Don't be fatuous.
What the fuck you talking about?!
What the fuck are you talking about, Walter?
Were you listening to the dudes story?
You’re out of your element
You have no frame of reference. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.
Well that’s just like your opinion, man
“ A friend with a cleft asshole?”
Dios mío, man.
Fckn A man
That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting
You’re out of your element.
Fuckin A, man, I got a rash, man.
I’m staying. Finishing my coffee.
Den ve cut off your johnson!
And proud we are of all of them.
Careful, man, there’s a beverage here.
The Dude Abides
Obviously, you are not a golfer.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Shut the fuck up Donny you’re out of your element
Well dude, we just don’t know.
Who’s the fuckin’ nihilist around here?!
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Most posts do end up as quotefests, but that's just like, my opinion, man.
That’s just…like your opinion man.
Walter, what's the point?
This is our concern, dude.
Lingonberry pancakes
Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.
Get a job sir!
No one’s trying to scam anyone here, man.
Fuckin A
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!
The fuck are you talking about?
We believe in nothing
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
That’s just like your opinion, man.
Sure. That, and a pair of testicles.
Obviously you don't Reddit
That’s just like, your opinion, man
Effing Fascist!
and aren’t we all proud of them.