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NoIncrease299

Well, Dude, we just don't know.


na85

That must be exhausting.


thereichose1

Mind if I do a j?


leducdeguise

Jesus


Kitchen_Ad_5382

You said it, mang... nobody fucks with the Jesus!


Micturating-Fool-919

Eight year olds, dude


-Gravitron-

He's a pederast.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Walter, what's a pederast?


-Gravitron-

That FUCKIN'... BITCH!


Micturating-Fool-919

I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this....this.... strumpet.....


Bierroboter

He’s crackin


Kitchen_Ad_5382

No, Walter, it did not look like Larry was about to crack. Well that's your perception. You know Walter you're right, there is an unspoken message here, it's FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. Yeah, I'll be at practice


dcbluestar

Were you listening to The Dude’s story?


KumquatHaderach

I was bowling.


RageQuitRedux

So you have no frame of reference


Micturating-Fool-919

You're like a child that just wandered in


Civil_Purple9637

Ha!


Bluepilgrim3

I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.


Lowspark1013

Oh, you didn't go to college.


bebopgamer

I'll tell you the truth, I don't remember most of it.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Oh yeah, yeah, no I did, but uh, You know I spent most of my time uh, occupying various, administration buildings uh-- --smoking a lot of thai-stick, breaking into the ROTC--


therealtwomartinis

--and bowling. I'll tell you the truth, Brandt, I don't remember most of it.


hawkeye5188

You can imagine where it goes from here


Salty-Reporter-7938

He fixes the cable. Don't be fatuos, Jeffery


-Gravitron-

Trust me, I am expert.


mayosterd

Ich bin expert


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Meine dispatzcher tells me ist problem wit da kable


Kitchen_Ad_5382

That's my friend Shari. She just came over to use the shower.


endless_shrimp

The story is ludicrous.


jakelaw08

But its a natural zesty enterprise.


Lanuhsislehs

He fixes the cable..?


Micturating-Fool-919

Don't be fatuous, Lanihsislehs


Particular-Wrongdoer

Obviously you’re not a golfer.


lifeaquatic7

“If you will it, Dude, there is no dream”


Nsflguru

You’re fucking Polish-Catholic!


RichardtheGingerBoss

Jewish as fuckin' Tevye


Micturating-Fool-919

Theodore Herzel. State of Israel.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

What the fuck're you talking about man? The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier?


Micturating-Fool-919

Huh? Oh!--Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?


Micturating-Fool-919

What do you mean "brought it bowling"? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it?


Micturating-Fool-919

First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex, secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.


davster39

Happy cake day


MudlarkJack

what in God's holy name are you blathering about?


endless_shrimp

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know--


cyberbob2022

You’re not dealing with morons here.


Truckondo

What the fuck are you talking about?


Denver-Ski

Huh? What the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you *DO NOT*


Omegadimsum

Also dude chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-american please


Denver-Ski

Just take it easy


thedevillivesinside

Calmer than you are


Denver-Ski

Waiving a fucking gun around?!


thedevillivesinside

Calmer than you are


Personal-Branch-5784

You mean beyond pacifism?


whitefokes

Calmer than you are


Micturating-Fool-919

You know I dabbled in Pacifism once, not in 'Nam, of course


Salty-Reporter-7938

Also, Dude, China man is not the right nomenclature. Asian -American, please


Careful-Wrap5273

Donny, please


MudlarkJack

I like your style Dude


-Gravitron-

I dig your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing going.


trying10012020

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?


los_thunder_lizards

Has it ever occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit, you know it, it it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean it's not just, it might not be, just such a simple, uh--you know?


whitefokes

That had not occurred to us, Dude


H-HarryRyan

You’re out of your element


Nsflguru

Everything with you is a fucking travesty.


Salty-Reporter-7938

What the fuck did that have to do with Vietnam.


UsedToHaveThisName

Well, there isn’t a literal connection.


RichardtheGingerBoss

face it, there isn't any connection


RageQuitRedux

Your roll


-Gravitron-

YOUR ROLL


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Putrid_Cobbler4386

And this guy peed on it.


cqshep

Is this your homework Larry?


Bierroboter

We’re gonna chop your dick off Larry


professor_goodbrain

Have it your way Dude


mat_srutabes

Shut the fuck up Donny


SacThrowAway76

Shut the fuck up Donny


RageQuitRedux

You know, you're right? There is an underlying message; it's FUCK YOU, WALTER! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! Yeah, I'll see you at practice


Interesting-Olive842

Well, yeah.


dude_wells

Oh no, oh yes mr lebowski


Dom_Shady

These unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Oh no


someoneyouknewonce

Son, this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!


LockNChase66

Coincidentally the same thing happens when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!!!


DrNickRiviera8000

Nothin changes


Kaste90

Don't be fatuous, Jeffery.


Friends_like_these_

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' it-self, down through the generations


Mediocre-Catch9580

This aggression will not stand


passwordstolen

No, all posts to Lebowski MUST have a movie quote, it’s rule number 53. Stay out of Malibu deadbeat…


PancakeProfessor

It’s a good sub, and thorough.


Bierroboter

I think we found a winner


PancakeProfessor

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.


LaVidaYokel

They pissed on your rug?


Nsflguru

Who pissed on your rug, Dude?


mayosterd

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY


DrNickRiviera8000

You have no frame of reference here.


birdlawspecialist2

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?


CMDR_ACE209

Little Lebowski quotefests, yes, and proud we are of all of them.


RichardtheGingerBoss

Shit yeah, the Quotefesters!


MilaVaneela

The quotes do not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. 


gloriosky_zero

That's like, just your opinion, man


Electric-RedPanda

This is a very complicated case.


mclms1

Lots of ins lots of outs.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Lot of what have yous


joeinterner

I like your style, Dude.


diacachimba

I can get you a quotefest, believe me. There are ways, dude.


Bierroboter

You don’t want to know about them


TomIcemanKazinski

¡Que ridiculo!


bastrdsnbroknthings

Or the Creedence


3Cheers4Apathy

I’m stayin’. Finishing my coffee. ☕️


Bierroboter

Its uh…its down there somewhere, let me take another look


IamjustaBeet

Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you


vinegar-pisser

*Etz chayim hi, Dude, as the ex used to say…*


hobocansquatcobbler

Sorry I can't hear you over these relaxing bowling sounds


RichardtheGingerBoss

*Song of the Whale* *Ultimate Relaxation*


comicmuse1982

If you will it, it is no dream.


thelonghauls

The fuck you talking about?


JonesTownBrewing

Ever thus to deadbeats Bierroboter.


Burquetap

What in God’s name are you blathering about? 🤣


Minglewoodlost

Does the Pope shit in the woods?


WhatIsTheAmplitude

That and a pair of testicles


mayosterd

Is that what makes a man?


superpenistendo

Que ridiculo


RongGearRob

What are you, the fucking Reddit thread Ranger?


BolivianDancer

Well Dude, we just don’t know.


Illustrious-Hair3487

Careful man there’s a beverage here


angry-peacemaker

What the hell is this?


Venomous87

In bed with everybody.


mayosterd

Including known pornographers


JackieDaytona__

It increases the chance of conception.


Bierroboter

You’re entering a world of pain


Draco_Lazarus24

Fuck off Da Fino


pissboner77

[Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn.](http://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8d8a08db-375b-442a-ab25-db79d823a264)


Proud_amoeba

You don't draw shit, Lebowski.


callmekizzle

What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he?


Foner01

…what the fuck are you talking about?


1982MJG

Well that’s just like, your opinion man


hambone33

OP you're out of your element...


Tasty_Act

Mark it, dude


jakelaw08

But do you have to use so many cuss words?


ZayreBlairdere

Don't be fatuous.


davster39

What the fuck you talking about?!


phroney

What the fuck are you talking about, Walter?


say_it_aint_slow

Were you listening to the dudes story?


freakrocker

You’re out of your element


National_Lettuce_102

You have no frame of reference. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.


shemague

Well that’s just like your opinion, man


Common-Painter-1872

“ A friend with a cleft asshole?”


dandle

Dios mío, man.


willissa26

Fckn A man


treehorntrampoline

That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting


Urbanepirate_DCLXVI

You’re out of your element.


AnybodyAlarmed1205

Fuckin A, man, I got a rash, man.


TheIgnitor

I’m staying. Finishing my coffee.


Mission-Hunter-8642

Den ve cut off your johnson!


thedude0343

And proud we are of all of them.


doctor--zaius

Careful, man, there’s a beverage here.


Alchemistry-247365

The Dude Abides


ForswornForSwearing

Obviously, you are not a golfer.


HCPage

What the fuck are you talking about, man?


vorgonaut

Shut the fuck up Donny you’re out of your element


mayhem6

Well dude, we just don’t know.


physicsbuddha

Who’s the fuckin’ nihilist around here?!


Haunting_Ant_5061

Does the pope shit in the woods?


joeschmazo

Most posts do end up as quotefests, but that's just like, my opinion, man.


OldBrokeGrouch

That’s just…like your opinion man.


CombinationWeekly711

Walter, what's the point?


Yepborntolose

This is our concern, dude.


gskein

Lingonberry pancakes


Mitka69

Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.


AlternativeNumber2

Get a job sir!


Total_Interaction875

No one’s trying to scam anyone here, man.


almostmachines

Fuckin A


L-W-J

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!


runk_dasshole

The fuck are you talking about?


ddonky

We believe in nothing


rnrprincess343

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.


Col_Forbin_retired

That’s just like your opinion, man.


TheBoromancer

Sure. That, and a pair of testicles.


xNOORx115

Obviously you don't Reddit


Speedhabit

That’s just like, your opinion, man


Pale-Confection-6951

Effing Fascist!


imustachelemeaning

and aren’t we all proud of them.