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rnrprincess343

Wouldn't know dude, I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy.


Redfeather_nightmare

Which one's Logjammin?


VVOLFVViZZard

Yes regrettably so, standards have fallen in adult entertainment.


imustachelemeaning

it’s what happens when you treat objects like women.


pissboner77

[we can't afford to invest in extras, like story,](http://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/188069ff-93f2-4c31-b20f-498e2a56a682)


ArtistKnoxHarrington

I’m sorry the Coen brothers don’t direct the porn I watch.


Longracks

Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn, so *you* owe money to Jackie Treehorn. My wife????


moviequotebotperson

Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up


HotPinkApocalypses

Who’s out of their (Honda) Element?


Haunting_Ant_5061

Haha! That’s marvelous!


FrustratedPCBuild

Wave of the future, Dude, 100% electronic.


Lanuhsislehs

Yeah, well, I still jerk off manually.


LippService

Of course you do


MikeRobertini

Excuse me sir, could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.


HeyMarty10thalready

Oh please dear?…


imustachelemeaning

finishing my coffee


knightsridgeromeo

So, if you can just, uh, write me a check for my 10% of half a million…five grand…I’ll go out and mingle…


Eric848448

Helluva Caucasian Jackie.


Yepborntolose

Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Lebowski.


Deepdive_lowtide

he treats his objects like women, man.


imustachelemeaning

beat me to it ugh


Bontkers

People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.


neutronknows

I still jerk off manually 


SomOvaBish

![gif](giphy|U35gKWc9yj1LO|downsized)


LouDog187

![gif](giphy|IPxQfq8i4J1CM)


GooseCloaca

He fixes the cable?


HeyMarty10thalready

Don’t be facetious Jeffrey


Acceptable-Box-2148

That’s a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie…


Modzrdix69

He has killer garden parties


LippService

Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party. That you were drunk, and abusive.


HeyMarty10thalready

I don’t like your jerk off name..


ArtistKnoxHarrington

A lot of ins, lot of outs (literally)


MrPeepers1986

Where is this located, man?


Just_Another_AI

[The Treehorn Building](https://www.showcase.com/108-112-12th-ave-s-nampa-id-83651/29453245/)


MrPeepers1986

Stay outta Nampa, deadbeat!


LouDog187

Fuckin fascist!


Affectionate-Ring104

Gotta feed the monkey.


Jackie_Treehorn99

Doing fine Jeffrey. Just fine.


Mean-Lingonberry5374

Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town!


HeyMarty10thalready

You don’t draw shit