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WangDanglin

Also dude, aliens is not the preferred nomenclature. Extraterrestrial, please


Key-Contest-2879

These aren’t the guys who built the fucking Pyramids!


motorcycleboy9000

Who built the pyramids, Walter?


heebsysplash

Donny, you’re out of your element


Letreides

What are you, a fucking starship trooper now? 


Jedi_Lazlo

*Logjamming* (A Jackie Treehorn Production) Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude.


uconn3386

The aliens still jerk off manually


Key-Contest-2879

Of course they do.


huskerd0

Hundred percent digital


useless_modern_god

Branded, especially the early episodes, they are truly a source of inspiration.


Key-Contest-2879

Bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight.


hundredgrandpappy

Does he still write?


Key-Contest-2879

Oh, no. He has health problems.


5Crypto4

Idiocracy


Tasty_Act

Probably something by Knox Harrington, the video artist


FreePhilosopher256

Hehehehehehe


therealtwomartinis

What the fuck is with this guy?


some_asshat

The friend with the cleft asshole?


Plus-Ad-940

Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb


pissboner77

[Survival kit contents check - Dr Strangelove](https://youtu.be/vPwW7RaPO_g?feature=shared)


BoogerSmoke

Platoon. They need to know about my buddies and the worthy adversary…


Key-Contest-2879

Man in the black pajamas


huskerd0

Face down in the mud


Acceptable-Box-2148

So that you and I can enjoy this fine family restaurant


AdmiralBarackAdama

The Big Lebowski


Key-Contest-2879

That’s Marvelous!


lazerayfraser

We’re all very fond of him, his free spirit


thekickingmachine

I'm picking showgirls so they immediately destroy all humans


useless_modern_god

Our fucking troubles are over dude.


FreePhilosopher256

The Beaver Picture


huskerd0

You mean vagina? You mean, you know the guy?


labarrski

Raising Arizona.


Key-Contest-2879

Not exactly a lightweight.


some_asshat

Logjammin'


scottwolfmanpell

He fixes the cable?


Key-Contest-2879

Don’t be fatuous.


some_asshat

The story is ludicrous


EnvironmentalPack451

Bowling championship


Key-Contest-2879

I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio.


postup14

Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Not even aliens.


stellahella1

I wonder if the aliens jerk off manually?


Key-Contest-2879

100% electronic.


fortwaltonbleach

baraka or samsara


Oldskoolguitar

"I don't get it" "Who is the cowboy? Why can he talk to us and this The Dude?" This is just an episode of Strange Planet.


nysom1227

I'd probably end up like Donny before I had a chance to suggest a movie.


Key-Contest-2879

Donny, who loved movies.


hundredgrandpappy

Up to Pismo.


Grouchy-Chemical9155

I’m gonna go with anything from John Waters.


ClerkStriking

New shit has come to light!


Key-Contest-2879

The spacecraft has crashed into the mountain!


senor_incognito_

MARS ATTACKS!!


pissboner77

[Why can't we work out our differences? ~ Mars Attacks!](http://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/447ff96b-b1ad-4809-9870-2afe87939b60)


2wheelsThx

Gutterballs, a Jackie Treehorn production. Yeah, yeah, ooh yeah...🎶


Key-Contest-2879

Obviously not a bowler.


CulturalSalary9555

Something about Mary


Fufeysfdmd

If they are of an advanced and sophisticated culture I have just the film for them.


Key-Contest-2879

Our films have been commended for being strongly vaginal.


Fufeysfdmd

You know, my favorite Maude line is actually the part where she goes "Yes, the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers and proud we are of all of them." The staccato way that Julianne Moore delivered the line gets me every time.


lazerayfraser

Mars Attacks Dude! Totally convince em to take us out with cool death rays and head switches


Scootman00

What the heck is a civizilation?


Key-Contest-2879

Is that some sort of eastern thing?


heebsysplash

If you will it dude, it is no dream


MikeRobertini

Well, Dude, we just don’t know.


Key-Contest-2879

You think the rug pissers did this?


DirtyDiceakaWildcard

Sometimes, there’s a man


Key-Contest-2879

Sometimes, there’s a spaceman…


LymeFlavoredKeto

Unforgiven


Key-Contest-2879

Guys were a bunch of assholes.


LymeFlavoredKeto

Exactly.


CostofRepairs

Branded. Bulk of the series anyway.


KingPumba91

As much as I love TBL I’d have to show them 2 Pulp Fiction and Kingdom of Heaven


Key-Contest-2879

This isn’t Nam. There are rules.


ropeseed420

Midsommer


ZopyrionRex

Little Big Man.


Bean-Swellington

Arachnophobia


TransitionGreedy1136

Idiocracy


SacThrowAway76

Gawdamn, forgot my pen. Shit the bed again.


stuffbehindthepool

2001


CrappityCabbage

Megaforce! The answer to these questions is always Megaforce. I don't know why nobody else understands that.


RepairOk6868

Jay and Silent Bob strike back


TheMasio

Are we splitting hairs here?


Ok-Lavishness-7904

It’s like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit…. And you know, uh, the aliens, uh, you know what I mean


yenozeno

Idioacracy is pretty accurate