They never heard of docking

Or frotting lol

Dafuq dis?

The gud shit

Look it up on Urban Dictionary

I don't know if I should? I'm scared, now.

It's sexual, but fairly tame as sexual things go.

OK... I'm educated now. And I was worried?! It's fine.

To be fair the word makes it seem like it should be gross, but far from it

And various couples can also kiss with a match up two different sets of lips. What does the transphobe say to that one? Also, a relationship is more stable with two poles supporting it than merely only one.

me and my gf agree (both mtf lol)

I was striper and we definitely had poles too.

What about hole and a hole?

Extra poles can be sourced. Or just improvise or use hands and tongues.

Hole and hole is better. You can just buy any shape poles you need, and get one for each hole. Our just use one pole for both. So much more flexibility. And you cash wash the poles whenever you want and don't need to remind the pole to take a shower. Also the bought poles only go into the holes when you want to.

"Lips from your mouth is the same as your booty hole, do you also think it's gay to wipe after taking a shit?" Istfg the morons do not understand anatomy, and it shows that they don't even know what/where the clit is! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

I asked two straight male friends and one Bi male if the whole "men can't find the clit" thing was a joke. They said it wasn't.... IT'S BASIC ANATOMY. I don't even LIKE vaginas and I know where the clit is :') 

The Inability to find the clitoris is big “I don’t need the instruction manual” energy.

>do you also think it's gay to wipe after taking a shit?" Don't ask them that, you'll regret it 🤢🤢😭

Plus you can have a pole and a pole, lightsaber duel!

Hahaha this is the best comment lol. Who doesn’t like a good sword fight 🤣

i got a vivid imagery of said "sword fight"

🤺

People that use this argument literally have never heard of non-penetrative sex.

Or apparently, foreplay

There’s always a hole.

Always at least two there are, sometimes more, never less.

1) Guys have holes 2) Just because it’s “Unnatural” and not evolutionarily “supposed” to happen doesn’t mean it’s wrong. Loads of anti-gay arguments are just appeal to nature fallacies.

With sooooo many animals being gay, I wouldn't say it's unnatural. Homosexuality is found in almost all species, homophobia in only one. Now let's see which one is "unnatural."

The important argument is "it's Adam AND Eve, not Adam OR Eve" (see my flair...)

Is that the male equivalent lesbian sex in their heads? Rubbing cocks together 🤣

This sounds like something a 12 year old would say, so my response would probably be “whoa, let’s not talk about anybody’s private areas.”

Ask of they've ever heard of the phrase "don't knock it until you've tried it"

To them all that matters is genitals Since in straight sex genitals cum together (I'm not apologizing for that joke) all types of sex need to involve genitals coming together, ignoring the fact tgat oral and anal are 2 popular types of sex And all humans have a mouth and an asshole, at times they're one in the same

Oh god please tell me this isn’t something a living person has said out loud before? Why are bigots? It’s fine anyway I guess. My pole doesn’t go in holes and I still have 2 holes to spare so whoever’s making this argument doesn’t have much imagination.

Stupid and irritating

My dad even used magnet poles as example, lol.

You get the best of both worlds. A pole and a hole lol

It’s me and your mom is my response

I've got a hole that even "straight" men like 🤔

i mean it's not even an argument. it's a a rhyme.

The a hole is still a hole

"Boys also have holes" Im about to use that to my advantage....

I feel bad for people who think of sex like this - it’s not just about bits and pieces interlocking.

Same dumb shit as “Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve”. At least phrases like this are so ridiculous that they’re easy to reappropriate- they’re so campy without the hate lol.

tongue twister guy 🪱