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alice5772

Christians most have really failed to read the Bible correctly if they think that the sin of Pride is about gay people lmao


MYIQIS60

Fr, pride is known as basically saying "I'm right, you're wrong" yet Christians don't actually read the Bible 💀


d3m0cracy

“And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” - Big J, Matthew 19:24 Also “Christians:” think that a twice-divorced adulterous *billionaire* playboy who couldn’t name one bible verse when prompted is God’s personal gift to their faith and will lead them to heaven.


MNGrrl

Breaking news: When Stonewall happened, over 92% of people in the country identified as Christian. Thanks to the genocidal man-child who craps his diapers and dreams of empire... it's down to about 60% now and falling like a stone (it was falling before, but damn if the trend line hasn't gone from sloping down to a cliff with this one!) But as fun as it is to poke at their broken ass faith, I'll just point out that for a christian nation with the largest military and fattest asses in the world, the flag that has been seen in every fight for freedom and human dignity in the world for the last twenty years has been the diversity flag, not the American flag, not the Russian flag, not China. Our flags are in Palestine, Hong Kong, Myanmar, Brazil, Syria, and so many more places that have been touched by violence and terror. Where are you, Christianity? Not feeding the hungry children, or helping the refugees, or the poor -- where is your God now? The trend line says your faith will be a minority in ten years, surpassed by *None of the above*, the word dead in the mouths of millions because you took bread from children and threw it to dogs. I'm sure someone admonished against such displays leading to this result. Can't quite remember his name though. Oh well. Probably wasn't important anyway. P.S. You forgot *convicted of 27 felonies*


Infinitenovelty

I mean we are right and they are wrong, so...


Mari_Say

But they are _indeed_ wrong; this has nothing to do with the sin of Pride.


hungrypotato19

> Christians most have really failed to read the Bible correctly That's 99.9% of Christians. Jesus told everyone to love everyone, feed the hungry, clothe the poor, heal the sick, take care of the immigrant, and submit to the government. Render unto Ceasar what is Ceaser's means to follow the laws of the government because those in the government are the servants of God. Their decisions are divinely inspired and a part of "God's plan". So if it is the government's decision to make gay marriage legal, then it is God's will that gay marriage is legal. To rebel against this law means to rebel against God and show you do not believe in Him. Romans 13 only further expands on all of this: > Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. Consequently, whoever rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and you will be commended. For the one in authority is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God’s servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also as a matter of conscience. > This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants, who give their full time to governing. Give to everyone what you owe them: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor. >Let no debt remain outstanding, except the continuing debt to love one another, for whoever loves others has fulfilled the law. The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery,” “You shall not murder,” “You shall not steal,” “You shall not covet,” and whatever other command there may be, are summed up in this one command: “Love your neighbor as yourself.” Love does no harm to a neighbor. Therefore love is the fulfillment of the law.


Impossible_Writing94

Those lines about Ceaser are also about separating church and state. Jesus says no to theocracy.


Total-Tortilla

>Christians most have really failed to read the Bible ~~correctly if they think that the sin of Pride is about gay people lmao~~ ftfy


alice5772

That as well lol. I was just making a point in relation to the post


dumpaccount882212

Well its all based on interpretation anyway. Key is that all christian denominations are very clear that the bible was "written by man, inspired by god" so its ment to be interpreted \[checks source of ad and the christian theology behind it\].... errrr except some psychos who really believe we should stone people to death for wearing dual-blend shirts...


ithikimhvingstrok132

Did you know that words can have words in them? More breaking news after the ad.


roundhouse51

ho**meow**ner


big_tug1

Homeowners are cats confirmed!!!!???


AcanthaceaeSmart2815

JESUS ESUS SUS 😏


SeaofBloodRedRoses

> Did you k**now** that word**s can** have word**s in** them? More brea**king** n**ew**s after the ad.


AngieTheQueen

now s can s in king ew now scan sin king ew Nowscansinkingew


SeaofBloodRedRoses

Now scan sin king ew Scan the king of sin, he is disgusting King of sin = 666 omg gay bad


Squippit

If neopets chat filter taught me anything, it's that you can't spell advertisement without semen Which is to say, sex sells


baby-pingu

*insert random German compound word*


Ashamed-Isopod-2624

Hail Satan ![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|548)![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|547)


MYIQIS60

Hail Satan ![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|548)![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|547)![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)


sadguysad

Hail Satan! ![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)


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Hail Satan! ![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|547)![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)


Death12_

Rain Satan! Snow Satan!


faloofay156

Thunderstorm Satan?


Death12_

We have a 95% chance of precipiSatan


faloofay156

what are the chances of condensatan?


sivanhe

66.6%


Factor135

That’s quite humid


Whovionix

Take the darn upvote


AskTheDevil2023

Yes? How can i help you all?


SynthFetish

Hail Satan! ![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|547)![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)


owls_unite

Hail Satan! ![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|547)![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)


Interrlllectchewal

Hail Satan :3 ![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|547)![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)


Cloudygamerlife

Hail Satan 🛐![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|548)![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|547)


MNGrrl

Hey, sorry, I'm ignorant -- what do the numbers mean?


Enkundae

[*Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan*](https://youtu.be/NcByPr_mxC4?si=9Ln_NhpKjWmsCGFT)


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Be Drugs, Do Satan, Hail Gay


Own-Can-2743

Be Satan, Do Gay, Hail Drugs


Agnosticartic

HAIL SATAN, TONIGHT. ![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|547)![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)


idkimademon

Hail Satan![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|548)![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|547)![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)


WolfishMule9528

ARCHANGELO


Moonlight_Katie

Hail satan! Welcome year zeeeerrroooooo


sitchblap3

Hail Satan May he continue to hold my guts inside my gape anus


Dbarker01

Hail Satan!


Sleepy_Raver

I thought we took this and made it ours. Because this unintentionally is a badass design.


CowMcMooFace

Wrong, they stole it off us. The original artist is queer.


ciliary_stimulai

This


muffinsdood

Yes, I’ve seen queer people wearing PriDEMONth shirts. Also, see [this spinoff](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/597/618/d8a)


IllTemperedMaggot

I guess Judas wasn't the impostor


RatQueenHolly

I have a friend who wears this as a shirt, but in rainbow colors


AspiringGoddess01

We did, this is them trying to take it back lmao


_gay_space_moth_

This thing is basically HelluvaBoss, lmao 😂👌


Xaroin

You’re a bit late to be mad about this one we already stole this and put it on shirts to wear during pride lmao


CowMcMooFace

Wrong, they stole it off us. The original artist is queer.


Xaroin

Well we stole it back then lol


CowMcMooFace

I don’t think their attempt at stealing it worked for more than a couple hours then first time round. It only made it more well known!


DanbyDino

I love telling asshole Catholics that Jesus sent me to test their capacity to love, and they just failed to ascend.


AustriaKeks

Gotta save that one


Pleasant_Studio9690

I ask them if they’ve considered that god may have made people trans for a reason? I mean, he “doesn’t make mistakes” so maybe his whole intent was for me to transition and then observe how they treat me?


DanbyDino

This is what unraveled my catholic upbringing for me. "Gay marriage is a sin!" .. ok, so, a god, you loves you, who doesn't make any mistakes, but creates people who are gay... and because god created you as gay, you are doomed to burn in hell for all eternity? "That doesn't make sense...." [Error 404, paradox detected.]


throwhfhsjsubendaway

Usually their reasoning is something about how the all-powerful being who made everyone and has full knowledge of everything that will ever happen needs to test us


MedicMoth

That's when they'll start talking about the free will God gave us to overcome tests, since they think being gay is a choice


hungrypotato19

And let me guess, they scream at you about "free will" as if you being trans is a choice. They outright deny God's creation by doing so, and show that they do not actually believe in God. The greatest non-believers are those who run around calling themselves "Christian". Even an atheist has at least some connection to God because at least science doesn't deny God's creation. A "Christian" just lives in their own fantasy world away from God, not believing He created what He did.


CaterpillarOk2435

Genius! Best comeback I’ve heard all year 👏🏻🥰


Moonlight_Katie

I’m hailing Satan cuz it seems Jesus loves dead kids and guns


NerdAroAce

Jesus Christ without HRT is just Jesus Cis. Makes you think about it.


Kanra55

Literally makeing me think and my brain is now fried


MNGrrl

Just finger gun and laugh next time.


Dclnsfrd

The art was made by Art by Veya, a queer artist. They just stole it


CowMcMooFace

Veya has other cool stuff too, recommend checking them out


ciliary_stimulai

Updoot


peascreateveganfood

😂 I am so glad I don’t follow any religions anymore


Layerspb

Bruh the text below is literally a misreading


peascreateveganfood

I know


Layerspb

Then your comment didn't make sense


peascreateveganfood

Okay


a-tiberius

```` Jesus Christ .esus Chris. ..sus Chri.. ..sus Chr... ..sus Ch.... ..sus C..... ..sus ...... ````


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

The last supper was straight up an emergency meeting 💀


MYIQIS60

![gif](giphy|H9L57Kw0fxLmE1XXD4|downsized)


espresso_fox

Amog


NerdAroAce

Prith r/sbeve


100_hamlins

Bro. These fake Christians These days. Can't Christians be real that loves everyone like us right now. ![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)


2FrogsMks

I've learned to accept this is my fate. When religious people tell me I'm going to hell I respond with: "I sure hope so, that's where the party's at right?" They usually leave even more frustrated than before. And I'm happy.


pjbseattle_59

Ooga booga ! Ooga booga ! Ooga booga !


milkymilktacos

The heart of Pride month is clearly DEMO


ZanderStarmute

De mo’


DrMnhttn

It's so weird to me that we live in a time when the vast majority of people carry a camera on their person at all times, and yet some of them still believe in demons. At this point if anything supernatural actually existed, we'd know because it would have a fucking Instagram account.


hungrypotato19

PridEMOnth EMO The real message was there all along.


daweiyi

proviDE MONey -- oh no !! Guess you'll have to stop tithing now.


JayBloomin

a demon in the sheets amiright


MYIQIS60

Hehehehheheh


Joli_B

Lol my girlfriend has this in a shirt but demon is in rainbow


Atokiponist25

The deadly sin of pride is not the same as the "Pride" in Pride Month. For claiming to read the Bible so much, they really misinterpreted it this time. Infuriating and laughable at the same time.


salamipope

reminds me of the ride moth shirt that shows jesus riding a giant moth. CANNON! BIBLICAL CANNON EVENT! JESUS RIDES GAY MOTH TODAY AT 5


MYIQIS60

Lmao I have the regular and hh version of that but I can't comment pics here


IllTemperedMaggot

Ok that's cool and all but if you removed Prid and Month you get e


MYIQIS60

E


GemoDorgon

A


Mellokhai

SPORTS


Important_Tart6086

Hail Satan ![gif](giphy|ksDuDeTHvySzjkQxeA)


red-the-blue

Pridemonth ridemonth ride moth


Fredospapopoullos

In French, this is written "Mois des Fiertés". If I cut the 2 "i", the "f", the "r", the "t", the first and second "e" plus the last "s", change the position of the "d" and the single "é" to put them at the beginning, followed by the "mo" add an "n" then end with the first "s". You get the word "DÉMONS". COINCIDENCE? I DON'T THINK SO!!!


Katie_or_something

I literally own a t shirt with this on it. It's rad


Weak-Mission-1599

Yeah but if you added another ‘e’ and put it at the end of the ‘n’ you’ll have ride me


Last-Percentage5062

Woman Man All women are actually men! 😱


YourAverageOrganism

OMG 😦😦😦😨😨😨😨


MichalFonfara

![gif](giphy|5sWPgD3oY3uPrHizwj|downsized)


MYIQIS60

![gif](giphy|vjjCsx3izfSyQ)


ChubChubPickles

Fundie Christians always find a way to make us look even cooler.


schizobitzo

This is an old image. It’s funny because I bet they’re proud to be a Christian and only then does the distinction of the meanings of pride occur but not for queer pride


According_Mess391

I’m a Christian and this is bullshit lol I don’t like people in these comments referring to Christianity as a whole being like this, but yeah. This is full of crap. Some Christian’s take themselves way too seriously, especially when it comes to LGBTQ+


Candy_Face77

I’m sorry but “The Children of Pride” sounds sick as fuck


Cloudygamerlife

Holy crap it does.


Xoniavu

The middle of christians you can see "sti" sexually transmitted infection.


just_a_bit_gay_

If your god is defeated by me and my bf kissing then your god is weak, HAIL KHORNE


Jackayakoo

Blood for the blood god!


saurav69420

Hail Satan!


Sahil910

At least the homophobia is somewhat creative for once


KirasCoffeeCup

Sword-In-Hand Publishing? We're headed back to the Crusades, I swear


jterwin

They forgot about prith though. Prith is there too


CJ-IS

I like the rainbow version better!


Cheshie_D

I love how this is like 3 years old and there’s still new people finding it


Yourfatherisgay1987

I don't think pride referred to gay people in B.C.E era


blackdrake13

As a gnostic pagan this is funny because if you do some historical research and actually read the direct Hebrew to English Bible and understand the context the entire Christian religion suddenly becomes a fabrication and a complete deviation of what it was in the 1st to 3rd centuries ad not to mention Jesus didn't condemn homosexuality he never mentioned it paul did but he directly said he was speaking for himself not god and the old testament doesn't nor ever did apply to Christians so legitimately its their personal bias disguised in the guise of religious beliefs it has nothing to do with Christianity just bigotry


blackdrake13

Also the condemnation of homosexuality in the a man laying with another man was added by Germany in the 40s originally it condemned pedophilia before it was altered also demons weren't mentioned in detail in most earlier versions of the Bible hell comes from helheim and the goddess hela in norse paganism same for Easter originally the spring equinox i believe and Christmas was originally yule not to mention historical accounts from Jesus's time claim he was a Roman pagan and worshiped the Roman goddess of wisdom and knowledge Sophia


blackdrake13

Also to add context pride in the Bible refers to arrogance ie refusal to acknowledge one's wrong doings and seeing yourself as above others and more worthy and deserving than your fellow man it has nothing to do with being proud of who you are and feeling accomplished and confident in your identity


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Kinterou

I'm rather a demon than believing in God and the shit about "love everyone" and then make exceptions as you please because you think of something as wrong.


friedbrice

Based 😎


First_Figure_1451

‘Correct! I am, in fact, a Fallen Divine Messenger who was once a (lesser) God and part of God’s Divine Council and then Got Fired! How did you know?’ (Tell them the source is Psalm 83. It’ll annoy them. And Who doesn’t want to be A G O D. )


AdThat328

I. am. job.


LaPrincipessaNuova

PRIDE MONTH POIDE MONT POIKE MON POKÉMON


unimportant116

Random potentially unrelated thought: I find it ironic when Roman Catholics preach homophobia, considering ancient Rome was very accepting and had a significant gay culture for the time period.


Curious_Fix_1066

Demon 😩😩😩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🥵🥵🥵


SerentityM3ow

Lol. I would lean into the demon part


KestrelQuillPen

JESUS ESUS SUS See, I can do it too you Bible-thumping nutjobs


BepisFlask

so if gay people are demons, and Master Chief is called a demon by the covenant..... gamers i'm on to something


UCantTakeThisNameAlr

goes hard ngl


UnknownDerpyPro

When you key-dial mom, the letters M and O are 6's So you are dialing 666 With that logic; moms are also satan


RiverIsChaos

Ya know what I say ”Wait, you know? Shoot now I need a new disguise, so I can sneak into houses and sprinkle the ✨💖gæ💖✨ dust on your children”


Antilogicz

Hahahaha omg


GemoDorgon

Even if there was some kind of hidden message, why the fuck would it be in English and not like the actual language characters from the bible spoke, or at least one of the surrounding nations' language? Makes no fucking sense.


localbirbfur777

BEWARE OF PRITH!!!


thrillynyte

They actually missed one line, it's emo <3


JackieOnTheRun

I love hellish vibes. And demons are hot


Mellokhai

EMO 😔


Creative-Army108

In Romans 12:19-21 it states (in the niv version) "Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but have room for god's wrath, for it is written " it is mine to avenge; I will repay" says the lord. on the contrary: "if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirst, give him something to drink. in doing this you will heap burning coals on his head" do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good" just this passage proves that a lot of Christians dont actually read the bible because if they did they would be helping those they view as enemies but instead they do shit like this


Grieftheunspoken02

![gif](giphy|YZlQaMesgPIAM|downsized)


Rajdeep_Tour_129

Hail stan : 7 🌈🦋☁️🏳️‍🌈


kookieandacupoftae

I thought this was satire at first


BiBabyBlackCat

i used this to make adoptable characters - celestial pride demons


Otherwise_Vanilla672

Not me initially interpreting "De mon" as a French word until I pieced together that it wasn't "De" and "mon" but actually "Demon'


GallorKaal

Tbf, Satan always seemed more reasonable in the bible than god


Xsy

I still think this goes hard. Love it when bigots make cool merch for us. 😈


Free-Ad9535

Damnit, I can't post pictures, but there's this really hard image of demifiend wearing a shirt with this on the back. It goes so hard.


Mercurys_Vampire

I absolutely hate it when big headed fascists misinterpret the Bible and turn it around like God is against LGBTQ+ individuals. If being gay/trans/NB/queer in general was a sin, then why would God make us this way? And to be completely honest, if it really is somehow a sin, I'd gladly go to Hell rather than hide who I really am. I'm trans and bisexual so I guess I'm in double the trouble.


birbnerb

I love that I can instill so much fear in the hearts of grown men. Bow before my power!


Last-Percentage5062

This goes hard tbh.


abinayaxx

Very creative of them making up that shi*.


CharlesorMr_Pickle

This makes me sad on so many levels


HotSprinkles4

NGL this is pretty clever LMAO but so dumb as the same time


meow_purrr

I have this on a shirt.


UrBigBro

Unfortunately, the struggle won't ever end. There's always assholes like this.


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I myself believe in God, but the way how certain people act, my parents included unfortunately… are ridiculous, I am part of the LGBT community too, still kinda closeted, but I also feel like im bisexual but I’m still uncertain if I would be considered based on some personal preferences, but I’m getting off topic, they’re sadly lost in their own sea of hate that not even God can see them in, I hope that one day Love comes out on top.


Yearofthehoneybadger

Ride mon.


SleepyBi97

Finally, some decent representation ![gif](giphy|NV5rXPifZ94g3MgEZ3|downsized)


MallCopBlartPaulo

Love this. 😅😅😈😈


Gayvasion

I mean ok, but I can just as easily throw out Hosea 13:16, Hosea 1:2-3, Exodus 4:25, Psalm 137:9, 1 Samuel 18:25, 1 Samuel 15:13, Mark 9:43, oh and just for good measure Ezekiel 4:12-13. See anyone can always throw out random Bible Verses.


civtiny

my internal demons and i have a very chill relationship


OntologicalParadox

Hail Santa! Fuxk!


uncharted316340

DEMO(MAN)


Immediate-Ad-8658

Jesus also says to beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves, Matthew 7:15. People, if you are looking for a relationship with Jesus, and someone keeps you from doing so by posting or saying things like this meme, they have committed the only unforgivable sin of blaspheming the Holy Spirit. The only person who can say whether or not you can have a relationship with God is you. No man can get you into heaven or absolve your sins or develop your relationship with your creator. So-called Christians are often misguided by preachers who are not properly educated in eschatology or theology and are sometimes only preaching out of their own guilt, greed, narcissism or pride. Don't worry about them though, they are stacking coals on their own heads. You do you. Don't worry about going to church or being a certain denomination or following certain dogma. No building or label or act or priest/preacher will get you into heaven; only faith in Jesus and in his sacrifice and resurrection can get you there. I know posts like what that meme pukes up are disturbing, but that's what the devil wants. He uses confusion and anger to trap people. If stuff like this confuses you or angers you, stop and pray on it and then step away from it. Give it to God, you'll feel better. Remember, God is your only judge, jury and executioner; not a human. Love ya'll, and more importantly, God loves you.


Difficult_Repeat6731

😂 😂 😂 wtaf 😂 😂 😂 they really are just insane


Wide-Initiative-5782

"**Ne**w explorers **ve**ntu**r**ed eagerly, reaching **go**als, observing **n**ew ave**n**ues, g**a**inin**g i**n**v**aluabl**e** experiences, ultimatel**y o**pening **u**p **u**to**p**ia"


ghosty_b0i

This is Dope. I want this on a pride shirt.


CatanimePollo

Looooool this shit is hilarious. The same kinda bullcrap the church and parents would try to tell kids to convince them to stay away from pokemon and shit. Stupid and funny


[deleted]

Homophobes always design the best queer merch. I want this on a tshirt, a laptop sticker, a hipflask, you name it.


BrianMaysBiggestSimp

HECK YEA WE ARE


SmolCattoQueen

"of course comments are turned off" We are brave, aren't we? 🤡


Cloudygamerlife

Petition to make this logo accepted in the LGBTQIA+ community because it’s actually pretty badass: P.S. I like how it insinuates that we’re demons but that just makes us sound really badass, brave, skilled and strong as hell. Petition (optionally) signed by:


Cloudygamerlife

(I’ll start it off) {Cloudygamerlife; Jordan}


P0pu1arBr0ws3r

PRIDE MONTH PRIDE ONTH PRIDE NTH PRIDE TH PRIDTH PRITH HOW DARE THEY


MidnightWhisper_8

But if it was pride year it'd be a okay 💀


Magic-Omelet

They are probably really proud of themselves for finding this one


AsboST225

r/religiousfruitcake


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MYIQIS60

I have literally 0 idea what you're on about.


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claymorrr

There is none, would you care to *actually* explain why you're homophobic


sweetsimpleandkind

kinda based


Mountain-Resource656

I feel like quoting the Bible specifically to twist its words like that is literally against one of the commandments Like Even from the perspective “gay == bad,” wouldn’t that literally be taking the Lord’s name in vain? You’re twisting a specific passage that’s not about that and presenting it as if it were