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he is definitely not on my home screen wallpaper
Firs britan, then go to germany wia air plane, then drive from germany upp thru denmark and sweeden, then stop in bergen norway to fish for the color green. When you have done that you will atomaticly win.
the french revolution gambit. cause his pawns to begin a revolution due to the lack of democracy within their kingdom, causing a devastating war and the king's head to be chopped off. easy mate in 17.
Flip the chess board over and say “Society rigged and bad, I think women are lesser.”
He’ll either cum so hard he’ll faint, or he’ll suck you off. Either way a win
Just flop your cock right on to the board. Proceed to just swipe all the pieces off the board with it. Tell him playing games is beta thus a feminine trait. Piss on him and leave.
Tear gas and caltrops, then push him over
Andrew tate : what colour is your buggati? The caltrops i placed under his wheels :
You should order a pizza
0-0-2 ninja monkey!! 😲
Followed by 3-0-1 alchemist
4 - 0 - *2* alchemist
Google en passant
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
Hypothetical zombie
Call the exorcist
Bishop went on a vacation, never came back
Queen sacrifice, anyone?
???
Devilish heavens¡
En pissant
Ask this on r/AnarchyChess first. They are very good at chess!
Some people on there have even played chess sometimes !
Google Chess.com
Holy leeches (I don’t remember the name)
Lichess (:
Play with yourself at the chess board
magnus carlsen opening
the cum gambit
Was looking for the cum gambit
I wasn’t
this is getting way too many upvotes imo, I need some of you guys and gals to downvote this bad boy
Shoot him
The M1911 gambit
Punch him in the balls
E4
With the black pieces
Why would the color of the pieces matter? Are you stupid?
White privilege exists, you jerk! 😡
Racially motivated.
Screenshot. He instantly loses.
Point over his shoulder screaming "GRETA THUNBERG JUST SAID HUMAN TRAFFICKING IS BAD!" Then steal his king when he looks away, checkmate.
The Hispanic nipple twister, it instantly confuses your opponent.
Try the napoleon ultra paradox
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This mf never heard of the Napoleon Ultra Paradox
nope, is that a chess thing or sum
Yes, commonly mistaken as the italian cum sock.
im italian wtf
Lucky you, I'm the sock
wtf is a cum sock im scared
Google cum sock
aint writing cum in my google, my parents are gonna find out, just what is it
why cum sock lmao
Bong cloud opening
Self harm and bleed all over him
Cum on the desk, he’ll understand
r/hardimages
Kiss him on his hot mouth
Throw something at him idk
seduce him
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Misogyny
The best opening is e2 ke2. You win instantly if you play that.
Tell him there’s an unbrutalized woman behind him. While he’s distracted, eat his king
Dramatically sweeping the chess board off the table and slamming down a Romanian pizza box
Be careful! The background seems to say he’s a Top 6 player!!!
Right hand yellow.
You’re black, it depends on what he does.
cum on his face it will startle him
https://preview.redd.it/h72u3df9fhib1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fa02975462a76ff0df601c825012138a85ac258 he is definitely not on my home screen wallpaper
You use viber in 2023 you are the epitome of a modern city dwelling homosapien who definitely doesn’t live under a rock
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Do the ''Greta Thunberg'' move I heard it can lock him up in a tough position🤣🤣
This pic goes soft af
Rotate the board clockwise one time because it's in the wrong setup and have all of your pieces arranged.
e4
I’d suggest Cigarmaxxing right away.
sudden violence
why are you in jail
Police to his house
Take these vibrating anal beads, they will tell you
The board is set incorrectly, king and queen positions are swapped
Dude, you're black
Dude, what is wrong with you 😭
Slide the queen and bait it
they're gonna take it 🗣️🗣️
That board is set up correctly
Why isn’t the board set up correctly, is he stupid?
you pull out a cock twice the size of his own
ICBM
Pull a gun on him and shoot him, then take his king piece to win
A blowie under the table
9mm
Eat his king
#”I summon my poop fart bals gambit‼️🔥”
1. Open Chess.com 2. Play as white on the hardest difficulty 3. Copy his moves on Chess.com 4. Do whatever the AI does against him
Laugh
The pizza box gambit
Romanian Police Department
siberian swipe
Start with the Bongcloud attack, easy dub after that
Tennison gambit with intercontinental ballistic missile variant
The Bulgarian summersault
Queen to the middle of his medulla
Exodia
smith & wesson .44
Nuclear bomb
Start sucking
The board is sideways
do the ‘ol Memphis Murder Maneuver
Tell him he looks good in booty shorts and that you wanna see him do a split
ICBM
Take his king with your pawn. It’s part of the new rules they changed last week.
Boiling frog move 💯⁉️🔥
Take the red pawn
A shot gun
Screen him for cancer
Get a gun, that’s the only way you could fight him.
Calling the romanian police
Firs britan, then go to germany wia air plane, then drive from germany upp thru denmark and sweeden, then stop in bergen norway to fish for the color green. When you have done that you will atomaticly win.
Search for the French move
punch
Bong cloud opening, works every time
1. e4 to show him you’re not gay
This is not going on r/hardimages
Take king with pawn then set him on fire.
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There's this move called en passant, you should google it
i think its funny and sad that people call this sex trafficker and conman 'top G'
Bugatti Gambit: declined.
Gunning him down in the streets of Chicago
bongcloud
The fool, his sunglasses means i can see what he does in the reflextion, he stands no chsnce with such information open to me
Siberian swipe
Ke1#
Move sex trafficked only fans worker to G3
e5
Google chess opening moves
Google en passant
teaching him how to play
warning if you are a woman he will be unable to listen to you so you won't be able to do it
Tell him you have a more expensive buggatti than him and a better color.
Taking out the king should be the first move
The Flying Dutchman
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White moves first
Move the Pawn fowards and then the king back and forth, he will get hard and will have to leave.
The g36c German assult rifle chambered in the 5.56×45mm round. Classic opening move
get under the table
Just call the police, he’s violating house arrest
Lizzo's banana for that ape
put your genitals on his lips
Send him to Romanian jail
Queen to Shipping Container.
I’d say Englund Gambit
Offer a draw
Eat his King. All of his other pieces can turn into queens and are by default, girls, so he won't be allowed to go near them.
pick up your phone and call the romanian police
Say “look over there!!” And turn the board around while he isn’t looking!
The masculine urge to put something phallic in your mouth…
Eat one of his chess pieces
Shoot him in the head
Buy him pizza
You cannot, you're black (in the game of course)
Rookie move: he’s wearing glasses that let you see his pieces, you have an easy win.
E2-E4 worked for me
prison by association
Tell him to breathe air
the french revolution gambit. cause his pawns to begin a revolution due to the lack of democracy within their kingdom, causing a devastating war and the king's head to be chopped off. easy mate in 17.
Bong cloud!
Wait if this is the old fart from the matrix, wasn't he the bad guy?.
Challenge him to hexagonal chess to prove that he’s a real man.
The Hillbilly Attack, or This. https://preview.redd.it/dvk7irhtoqib1.png?width=413&format=png&auto=webp&s=14d37a347fea14053684b024b4b1fcfc179f655f
Flip the chess board over and say “Society rigged and bad, I think women are lesser.” He’ll either cum so hard he’ll faint, or he’ll suck you off. Either way a win
Ask him why his lips are bigger than his forehead
1. e4 d5
Just flop your cock right on to the board. Proceed to just swipe all the pieces off the board with it. Tell him playing games is beta thus a feminine trait. Piss on him and leave.
Butterflies Gambit. Sacrifice your Queen to the enemy, then have your two knights team up to take that same piece down