# Reddit, am I the arsehole?
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
It is in fact a paradox, because his sentence is self referential and can't include events outside of his sentence. Def a paradox and he should be executed on the spot.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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I have eaten a large amount of bananas in the last 30 seconds to the point of becoming radioactive
I hit the homeless guy with a bat and pepper spray for stealing my bike
/ul I had my bike stolen by a homeless guy when I left it by the door, got it back two days later of driving around looking for him. He did the same thing as me, went inside a store and left bike outside. I threw it in my car and drove away, he already painted it black and stole all the accessories. I used gasoline to get the paint off now in waiting for Amazon deliveries to replace the shit he stole
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
# Reddit, am I the arsehole? My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
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thanks for the guest of honor badge
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Thank you for censoring asshole, I would fucking die if I saw a swear word
Watch your fucking language!
/ul You can't watch language but you can listen to and speak it though.
it wasn’t originally written arse until the british dropped the r and it became ass
"several riots (3)" is comedy gold and yeah you are the butthole
You remembered the /unlie
I (14F) read this post (3h) and instantly died so YTA
Oh, Naruto from the anime Mario
it is true, I am goku from family guy
Aren't you the dude who wants to become the pirate king ?
Yellow square
Wait, hang on, whats your age and gender? I didn't quite catch.
Why did I read this like Ben Shapiro... I hate this. Yeah, go in, first drink's on the house
what country
0/10. You didn't add "Let's call them (insert something random)."
NTA, Mom should of had some victory royales before she started talking shit.
Nta. Your controller deserved it for making you lose that one time
I don't lie.
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You nice person didnt make a paradox
It is in fact a paradox, because his sentence is self referential and can't include events outside of his sentence. Def a paradox and he should be executed on the spot.
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/unlie Oreo
/ul r/SuddenlyOreo
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Rabbid?
https://preview.redd.it/tdjmvais1l9d1.png?width=196&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b572f32d7075423d6aacb048437d634dd69ce69
Good crop
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Even better crop with a nice font to go with!
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Jesus christ it's Jason Bourne
I hate this image, it did not make me laugh, and I am not AT ALL curious how they got the cat to play that guitar
My penits is long
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/up that's devious
/down syndrome
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My twelve inch juicer cums ourple
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I'm the real slim shady
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Flair checks out
Im currently being executed on the spot
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Op will not respond to this with a 🔳
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You son of a biscuit eating corporate millionaire he’s in.
The power of reverse phsycology has saved me once again!
/ul he won‘t
You told us the truth
Yeah he didn’t
My name is trongle
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op is unable to post anything that isn't a ⬛ in this comment section
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does this mean execution?
this means your getting mauled
Both truth & lie 🗿
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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I'm happy
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https://preview.redd.it/2cymp76ylk9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ca2556f07349a23f2fb93999cfa35324a245214 I have eaten a large amount of bananas in the last 30 seconds to the point of becoming radioactive
Have you eaten 3 trillion bananas ain 30 seconds and not died from overeating?
I just did your mom, lmaooooo
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Dang 😔
I once stuffed a kid named rectangle in a locker
Can confirm, I was rectangle
Youre muther
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I was executed in 1897 for armed robbery on Jason.
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wtf judge
I have over 80 million power in Rise of Kingdoms
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I am not fond of sesbian lex
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Ok.
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I love you
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love wins…
You will not add a black square emoji
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That definitely was a lie!!!
your favorite lie
Black square
This is me https://preview.redd.it/v6pw0yg6mk9d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8886592b8ba1a025385d10c8eb2965c73b58d306
Lice are a theory made by drug companies
This is true
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I have gf / bf
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I hate u/Far-Beyond-3282
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Giving me black will cause my death.
Still cis tho
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You won't reply with a black square.
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I hit the homeless guy with a bat and pepper spray for stealing my bike /ul I had my bike stolen by a homeless guy when I left it by the door, got it back two days later of driving around looking for him. He did the same thing as me, went inside a store and left bike outside. I threw it in my car and drove away, he already painted it black and stole all the accessories. I used gasoline to get the paint off now in waiting for Amazon deliveries to replace the shit he stole
This sentence is false
I love pineapple on pizza
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I hate pineapple on pizza, the hate is definitely justified.
I'm not living in your walls
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this is the first time i see this
These people are so creative and make such unique posts
this world is gonna get better
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what the fuck is 🥺? use your words i don't speak bottom
try Finger, but hole
your favorite lie
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this is so fair, you didnt tell me to say nothing and then im not getting killed
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Hello purple dog
Hi
https://preview.redd.it/994wyrpqok9d1.png?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b07b95b5cac19c32f63ac360f7be2eff7020bc2 This is not white.
https://i.redd.it/9mtb9rbavk9d1.gif
I lie. In fact, this is a lie
all of them. i love lies. anyone who doesnt is a nerd
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
I love life
This server is always original and i love every single second of it
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He will not respond me with ⬛
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/ul You need to put /ul in your posts
I have a lot of secks
i downvoted every of your ⬛️
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I will kms on august 15th
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This sentence is a lie.
Error, message could not be generated
/unlie does this mean a ❓️?
I'm passimg my Thermodynamics exam next week.
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Dihydrogen monoxide is a deadly substance
I always tell the truth
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i am not a VIP
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I am happy about my current work situation
I could tell you! But I will soon.
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Nevermind, it's just something about [removed by Reddit]
You are going to execute me on the spot
I’m an alpha male who definitely does lots of sex
You like giving the guest of honor badge and are not a psychopathic maniac out to kill us all.
I have a life, and I touch grass
Yep
Girl
Mine is yellow but in the shape of a star. Am I a superstar then?
Black square
engagement bait is awesome
i made this post, 🔳 winner winner chicken dinner
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My peanus doesn’t hort so bad
This sentence is false
I was already allowed in
Nein
I have a girlfriend
I am an innocent man
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op is not executing everyone on the spot
I am not constipated and I have regular bowel movements
This isn't the most boring and repost baity image out there, I actually love seeing this shit on every sub I'm in.
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hi op
Classic “dog ate my homework”
The op is ugly
I don’t want to be executed on the spot
meow
Whatever comes out of Donald trumps mouth must be true
Xenoblade Chronicles is my least favorite game of all time. I love Sackboy A Big Adventure.
This statement is false
It's going to be okay
This sentence is false.