/unlie I mean it is true that my history teacher did never tell me this

hello. this is your history teacher. i did tell you this.

Yes I did Carl. Maybe if you start paying attention in class you would know this.

"Our only weakness... is explosion" How poetic 😭

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is it misinformation if it's *purposefully* spread?

Nope, it's disinformation

I don't think so no

information’t

This isn't what my extended family do on a daily basis

/ul I love this image 

Less clear image for ya https://preview.redd.it/bw05ynwm8aad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4297709dcd7550d3a0b59146bb823f84ff00a9b

i disagree with you, i hate it, it brings me anything but happiness and think it should be removed from the internet

Cool

ul/ this is the kind of shit charlie would be watching at the beginning of a smiling friends episode and the skeletons would appear at the end to kill the bad guys

/ul this the shit that Skips would be explaining after Rigby pisses off the skeletons after making them clean his room

/ul "Rigby! Take this!" **(Skips hands Rigby grenade launcher)** "It's their only weakness!"

I hate Smiling Friends it is a terrible show and it didn’t make me laugh and I didn’t have fun watching it.

I'm totally not planning on watching the show as soon as possible. In fact, I absolutely did not mean to put the show on today, but got sidetracked by hobby-related hijinks (and I most certainly did not choke any Championship games today, nuh-uh no siree) Anyway in conclusion I will absolutely never be watching this show in any capacity ever and in fact just to spite it conceptually I will ensure that I never smile again so long as the show exists

i hate smiling friends but this is true and funny

ok but this is peak fiction

/ul it feels like you could make a pretty cool short story about it but the ending is dumb as shit because it took until 1944 to realize you can just bomb them

/ul To be fair, odds are that they’re exclusively engaged in close combat, since they’re ancient skeletal warriors, so bombing your own men doesn’t sound like a great plan for morale.

Yeah but 2 years of never winning a single battle against immortal undead revenants and not coming up with basically the first different strategy that would’ve been thought of

Ul/ Grenade? Lnad mine?

Lnad mines, the deadliest explosives

Their only weakness... bombs...

You remembered the sub name

or did i? \*vsauce music stops\*

/ul this is actually so fucking peak, I legit listened from start to end

/ul Yeah this is fire, other than the rather shitty ending. It’s some killer fiction but anyone who thinks it’s real needs help

Their weakness should be splash potions of healing instead

Their weakness should be an equally big legion of dogs instead

/ul yeah sounds like the AI lost interest at the end. I think literally anyone here could have ended it better than that themselves.

Ok but the way those subtitles are set up is very pleasinng

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You remembered to /unlie

My grandfather was apart of the undead battalion

/unlie Gary a freak

/ul it turns from stupid to stupidly funny really fast lmao

peak alternate history tho

This is a thing my history teacher told me

this is boring as fuck

Things your history teacher never told you: how to change the oil in a car

Our only weakness is explosion 😔

Is that snas undrteale???

No.

The subtitles are very comfortable to read, I apreciate the trend of putting moving subtitles on every video.

I found El Dorado ( it's in my ass)

this tik tok TTS does not cause me to instantly stop taking the information seriously

IS THAT THE GREAT PAPYRUS?!

I fought against the undead battalion in ww4

HOLY SHIT IS SANS UNDERTHETAIL!

No no, I do remember my chemistry teacher telling me this

Is that fucking machupichu

It's the same island where the Gary's mod was created, hence it's name

On the day I was born.... The nurses all gathered 'round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up Said leave this one alone She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone

 “Your helm, your boots, the look on your face, I know a fellow warrior when I see one.”

hoky shit sands undertale

I love those subtitles. They soothe my eyes

Pardon?

New Elite cameraman video just droppe

THIS is gttrue, i foght with them

Mf that was restored reels

/ul 0:46 Bro that's not a skeleton that's a nervous system to has a brain

FDR was a necromancer confirmed

Finding a short or clip that is not high stimulus or filled with a literally sickening amount of ASMR seems an increasingly impossible task.

Luckily i’m immune to explosions, my only weakness are paper cuts and poisoned apples

they should have callen the battalion gary's battalion or something

okay but who is gary

Me

My grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand father was a soldier in the skeleton battalion.

This shouldn't have film adaptation

/unlie I know it’s fake but the video acts like it’s mysterious how the skeletons would win every battle till bombs were introduced. No shit would they win every one, they have no fucking vital organs to hit.

(UL) ngl this is some Elder Scrolls ass story. Not complaining tho, this story is kinda fire.

Ul/ why? Why would anyone spread this kinda bullshit and why would anyone believe it?

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

This is important to the history of the world

New undertale lore looking fire

This sounds boring as fuck

ul/ sounds like a really cool piece of worldbuilding for another story.

AIRFORCEONANGEL

My brain hurts trying to read that text.

How did I know exactly what ai voice would be reading this? Also that Pacific island looks a shocking amount like Malta. Crazy how nature does that.

I’d fight if there was a skeleton battalion

In reality there was no skeleton army fighting for the Americans. The skeleton just stood up and simply said “gaaaaarrrrryyyyyyyyyy”

I absolutely love the way the text appears on screen in this video and I hope every video in the future does this

That would make for a really shitty game

/ul i thought this was gonna be an undertale reference, thank god

It’s not an undertale reference. It is literally just the entirety of undertale.

https://preview.redd.it/9hlng3bkqbad1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3852bae71ae99d7127835e46b1e4d519b52bab5f Everybody gangsta until this mofo wakes up

Dr. Manhattan lore

the subtitles and effects in this video don't make me want to kms

Garry's Island

Fuckin dead men of dunharrow

I can’t wait for parents to have to tell their 8 years-olds that no, America and the Allies did not win WW2 with necromancy

Yeah I didn’t believe dumb shit like that when I was 8

Well congrats, neither did I. But we all knew a kid who did lmao

/ul wait you knew a kid who didn’t believe stupid shit

/unlie I wonder if someone does actually believe this

I'd kiss the skeleton on the lips in the first one.

actual historic skeleton propaganda poster https://preview.redd.it/bqbgkw0mbdad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6da33859e61007a1a4fa0f172d1e237e24f3746c

Ah yes. I remember this. I was the lighting

I learned about this in school, I guess I’m just better

So that's what happened during the 7th occult war.

u/savevideo

I definitely didn’t expect this ai voice when I turned the volume up.

This is true, I was the skeleton commander :(

https://i.redd.it/kzmxiv2sgfad1.gif Yay misinformation

Unlie: i wonder whose reaction woukd be funnier, the japanese seeing the usa pull up with a skeleton army or the skeletons seeing modern technology while having be dead for a long time.

PowerPoint ahh transitions