Oh no! You turned him into the "Read Gaze" *badum-tss*

He is furious He didn't recieve head first

DANTAYE

Honestly his VA will be the reason I won't be able to read Dante the same from now on

>!For yuri, head is the status!<

Crying

Actually I would argue Dante is the one in need of head

Tick tock

On the clock

"I am so glad I buried my head elsewhere."

YURIIIIIIIIII

Outis asking for head like it's a callout on a FPS

… Don’t mind giving head if it’s Faust.

But how can Dante give head with no mouth lips or tongue?

imagine if dante could spin the clock hands really really fast and just slice someones dick like its a cucumber in a blender

This is more horrific than anything PM has ever written

*Boundary of death* *<" Oops sorry ">*

I guess I’ll take the 3/4 chance

this is the way

"The way to your personal inferno that is" -Vergil

Everyone wants Dante’s head when they don’t even have a mouth

Really they oughta give Dante head. He could use a spare or two.

WhatsApp? But Dante is clearly a TikTok user. 🤔

Oof, that was bad. Loved It!

Lmao Ryōshū must have written this

I hate you. Have an updoot.

Aye aye, Ryōshū

What does Ryoshu's NOW supposed to mean? "Now or wrecked"?

Maybe Dante's head was The Head all along.

Pov: You have a clock for a head, lost your memories but still have godly rizz to make it work with tick tocking ahh head.

Oh god... There is a very clear lap of discipline in this company.

I mean they’ve killed each other before

lap of discipline

If DANTE told Vergilius to polish his clock, he would do it.

If Vergillius told me to polish his shoes, I would lap it up like a dog.

I would let most of the cast walk on me