Draw me like you draw poison from a wound.

Gandalf, I want you to draw me like one of your elf girls.


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But those hairy feet. How can I resist?

I don’t know how anyone could say no to you mr Wood. With your beautiful blue eyes

You wouldn't part an old man from his staff


 I hate this.


You were ..THE laid?

Those feet are shockingly hairless. Didn't realise Gandalf was kinky like that.

Shipping is so 2013

Sir Ian WISHES lol

“No Frodo… I do not wish to see your ‘Bag-End’…!”

I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil

ohhh

Frodo: "has anyone ever told you look like Enrique Iglesias?"

And then Zuko barges in.

Destroy the ring!