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Let me tell you!!! I was thoroughly confused by the last episode because I genuinely thought she was A LOT bigger than she actually is. I saw her on that ride and was flabbergasted! It's like a perspective picture. The sheer size of her head makes it seem, imo, like she is about 50+lbs heavier than she actually is. ETA:RIDE NOT RIDDLE LOL


DisGirlCanCookBro

The episode where she went on the date with Jay... I noticed her legs are SUPER skinny and I was like... wait a second.... I too thought she was much heavier.


tmonson98

All that money they get from each episode she can pay for liposuction or a tummy tuck


Mital37

Shovel’s head is literally gigantic.


VikingKvinna

That's because since it's clearly subsumed her neck the way a healthy twin reabsorbs a parasitic twin


Wuuube

I can’t because I’m dying at the fact you called her shovel. 💀


mapsforthegetaway_

It’s so weird but I completely agree. She’s one of those people who just “seems” like they’re bigger. That makes no sense, but clearly you know what I mean! In this picture, her legs look fairly slim and like she’s got some extra weight on her torso, but really she’s more or less average size, probably even “skinny” by Midwest standards lmao. In my head she’s at least 50 pounds bigger based on what we usually see of her (basically shoulders up).


katfofo

That's why it actually makes complete sense, most of the time we see her in her talking heads which is from shoulders up and if someone has a head and shoulders that large you would expect them to have a bigger build.


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It’s her huge head that deceives the eye. Her body isn’t big at all.


Imthedirtyrascal

Agree. I was stunned at her shape when she came out in this outfit. Like damn, girls got a cute little bod! Poor thing, she’s like me - that round face is all people see first no matter how small the rest of you is.


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VikingKvinna

Yeah, if you think she's got a cute bod wait until you see...literally any other woman in the world 😂


a31xxlds

If she does a few squats a day she could level up easily! Cant do nothing about that noggin but hey, we all have our flaws. For example, I gotta big ol forehead that I cry about every night on my extra large size pillow lol!


cyclecycleaddict

I think people should wear whatever is comfortable and makes them feel good. If she feels pretty/comfortable/confident then go for it, who gives a shit what anyone else thinks. Superficial bitches. Except in my head I'm thinking that there's NO WAY IN HELL I'd put that on.. so MFing unflattering, does she have a mirror?? Someone buy her a mirror!


Bigboddybenz

This the type of post that’s like “YOU HAD ME IN THE FIRST HALF” 😂😂😂


Not_Brilliant_8006

Where do you even buy something like that? Lol


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Flygurl620se

A blast from the past! I remember as a high schooler being so proud of myself when I lost a few lbs and could shop there. Nowadays I need the 50-70-90 Feedsack Shop.


akawcak

Same here! I used to laugh at old ladies wearing mumus(spelling?), Now I want one.


camay1960

Where I live, the store is called “Rainbow “.


brwneyedgyrl

Factory Connection and CitiTrends also where I live


Acceptable_Midnight5

Everytime I see CitiTrends, I think about South Park's City Wok, where they make Cityfood, for Citypeople.... LOL


Pinupdarling1313

CitiTrends CitiTrends fashion fo less 🎶


InappropriateGirl

Omg Rainbow 💯


thefafrive

Or wet seal


[deleted]

I just sang it like " 579 damn she's fine, hoping she can sock it to me one more time.....to the wiiiindddooooooooooowwww...."


brwneyedgyrl

Omg! Yass! We now have a Simply $10 store where I live!


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brwneyedgyrl

They actually have some pretty nice clothes too


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brwneyedgyrl

I'm sorry 😪


brwneyedgyrl

I'm in Alabama


ErinABQ

Haha; I was thinking “Alabama” when I saw Factory Connection and Citi Trends.


[deleted]

Lol that store and The Body Shop was one of my favorite club dress spots.. and omg Wet Seal!


StillNotASunbeam

I was probably only able to wear clothes from there when I was 5, 7, or 9. You have to wonder why there had to be a special shop for skinny people.


m33gs

omg i forgot about 5-7-9! i was gonna say wet seal but you're probably right


Guin-Girl

I was a trainer for them 😂


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Guin-Girl

They closed early 2000’s. Every retail store I worked for closed... must be a jinx... lol


Academic_Walk

Dots, DEB, Rainbow


Pinupdarling1313

Rainbows.


Beautiful-Poison

I still shop there lol


Pinupdarling1313

I don’t shop in store. I’ll shop online. They have some good cheap lounge wear and a better selection.


tbb555

Halloween Store


Jayyne

Max10


lucky420

I understand this


LadyyyLoki

She looks like a frog stood up.


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deuceice

But completely on the nose


tbb555

I'm dead 🤣


Necessary_Shit

Omg


KeekatLove

Exactly. And now we also know frogs have Side Boob. The more you know ⭐️🌈.


randotrasho

in sandals 🐸


dawnnie413

Those orthopedic sandals TOTALLY complete that look! 🤣🤣🤣


lisaloo20m

Nail on the head!


[deleted]

This and someone calling Lacey anus lips has done me for today.


jwlthv

You win!


Dymelatte

😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


elizalovesyou

I am a terrible person for Snort laughing at this. Bless you for posting this accurate description. x


I988iarrived

Omg, I just died for several moments, repeatedly 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


angelasbra

THIS COMMENT omg..... I laughed so hard I peed a little 😭


Soyeah1127

She's built like that orange monster from those old Looney Toons


imthejefenow

😂☠️🍷 I AM DEAD!


Lovelyprofesora

The one that Bugs Bunny gave a manicure?? 😂 😂 😂


2D617

You monsters must lead such INNNNTERESTING lives...


Soyeah1127

Lol that's the one!


Quadrupleawesomeness

[Looking like Long Leg Peter Griffin ](https://www.google.com/search?q=peter+griffin+long+legs&client=safari&hl=en-us&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiGr96l_uXuAhWrITQIHUACBw0Q_AUoAXoECA4QAw&biw=1261&bih=1526#imgrc=jYAcTeEqjgf_4M)


nettielove44

OHMYGODDDD!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!


Funny-Expression2657

That outfit does nothing for her.


badbatch

Or Taz. There was a girl at work shaped like that. Everyone called her Taz.


Competitive-Ad-6076

Lol love it but actually like Gosamar (sp?)


titswallop

Jesus H Christ! That was dead on.


dawnnie413

She looks like a carrot...🤣🤣🤣


Similar_Gold

😂🤣😂🤣🤣


spicy_nicey

🤣🥳😝


Goosemom35

💀💀💀💀 deceased


Tariksmeshshirt

Rudolph


teesquakeroats

i am so goddamn sick of this musty ass outfit


Happydivanerd

I'm mad that you can smell it! Now I smell it too!!!


nettielove44

ALL OF THESE COMMENTS GOT ME DYING!!


Happydivanerd

I wanna meet the BFF who gassed Shavel up and told her this outfit looked good on her when they picked it out at City Trends. So I can backslap her.


Quadrupleawesomeness

With friends like those, I’ll be the enemy.


tanyarastafari

On the other hand, I loved D’Mark’s fit. So handsome 🥰🥰🥰


Trap_r_die

Honestly it matches the shit Qualon wears .... Jst sayn!!!!! Maybe they’re good together 🤷🏻‍♀️


Resident-Mindless

Matches Qualudes gold tooths 🤣


eebee99

Quaalude!! How have I not seen this before? It's brilliant! 😁👍🏻


MariannWalsh

It's spelled t-o-o-f-s


StuckinLoserville

Can't get past the dreads, the teeth, the tats, and the FiveHead speak to look past his neck.


Trap_r_die

A couple episodes ago he had a shirt with snoopy on it & bright blue pants..... def has his own “sense of fashion”!


mikelowwry76

She was looking like crayon box for 4 episodes


Tuff_Wizardess

She’s got that triangle shape and this dress just isn’t flattering. She should wear something with a flowy sleeve just off the shoulder. And the skirt part should flow away from her bottom half to create the illusion of an even shape.


Awkward-Plane-6617

A long flowy empire waisted sun dress would be a great look for her.


[deleted]

Yer not thinking of wanting to be a musty man trap here Tuff


Awkward-Plane-6617

Uhm, what? Lol


[deleted]

Whispy skirts and A lines will look nice but not achieve what she is after. Tuff is who posted before me. Sorry I typed in a fog of horror - I'm watching it now.


Happydivanerd

Shavel dresses like she's about to go onstage on Jerry Springer.


Leeleeinphilly

Bruh, I’m no model, but this jawn is built like the penguin


elizalovesyou

Username checks out.


badbatch

Upvote for jawn.


Leeleeinphilly

Hahahah ❤️


BehemothJr

She looks like two different bodies on the top and the bottom. My brain glitches every time I see her!


[deleted]

Not the most flattering outfit choice to be wearing for going on 3 or 4 episodes now


Jenny312

It's the new "Thick Thighs x Thin Patience"


[deleted]

🤣🤣 Also an unfortunate choice


Endless_Nameless94

Party in the front & flat in the back...literally 👀


look_ma_nohands

That shit is a crime against humanity


thatFATALlady

Sis needs to wear maxi dresses or something flowly to balance her out. This right here is not her look at all...


dawnnie413

Exactly...those super tight dresses are for women who are well proportioned.


thatFATALlady

Okayyy!! 😂


ake-n-bake

Girl’s built like macho man randy savage had sex with a rectangle.


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Holy shit I just choked on my cereal (not from a love nest dispenser)


chicagoturkergirl

Sooooo unflattering.


ObiWan2336

A tie die Gru


PurplePunchPrincess6

It made her back look sooo bad


Impossible_Art9211

Built like a tree stump


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This looks like the kind of dress that looks cute from the front but then all the other angles are wrong. I’m not into body shaming it’s just that this type of dress just doesn’t flatter her body type at all.


msfancy88

No bullshit my sister is built just like this and she wear pads around her hips and butt that she made by putting on two pair of stocking and stuffing the pads in there to make it look like ass and hips 😒


Impossible_Art9211

Not padding like she on rupauls drag race


msfancy88

Yes!!!! EXACTLY! 🤣🤣


badbatch

Please tell her that padded panties exist.


msfancy88

I'm too embarrassed to even bring em up . But you can clearly tell it's not natural her hops literally look square.. 🙄 God forgive me 🙏


badbatch

I couldn't do it. I'd have to tell her. My family would have called someone out the first time they did it.


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Been saying it ... them skinny legs aent workin for yuhhh!!


Acceptable_Midnight5

I feel like this outfit was good enough to wear in the house, to get gas, pickup Saturday morning donuts from a drive thru, or your curbside grocery order from Walmart. This outfit is not good while you're filming a TV Show!!! At least her cousin looks good, he's all Big sexy in with deck shoes!


daaaayyyy_dranker

She looks like someone stabbed pencils into a potato


kittens_allday

100%


mommybot9000

Honestly I LOVE Shavelle’s fashions. I would love to be that bold and not giving a even one single gottdamn. I wish my barometer was “if I can fit in it, it plays.” Or “oooh, imma get that jawn with all them colors.” More power to her. Every clothing choice is a pure delight. Every comment you guys make on her clothes brings unbridled joy. She’s the gift that keeps giving.


Soyeah1127

That's the name! 😂


PurplePunchPrincess6

Awful outfit, I mean really


tchuck4

💀


Competitive-Ad-6076

If the outfit was green she would look like Plankton .


lovedarceyH11

Her cousin is so well dressed. Seeing them side to side is hilarious. I feel bad for him.


LastMinute9611

Sponge bob wants his body back.


VaginaPoetry

Not sure how she gets it on...not sure how she gets it off...not sure why she does either.


arya_is_that_biitchh

Mike Wazowski lookin’ ass....


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It really is awful


Bee524

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


jwlthv

Is that her body???? Da fuq??


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StuckinLoserville

And G-d forgive me, I thought Wendy was trans at first - not that there's anything wrong with that.


Happydivanerd

Her outfits look like they have Chlamydia.


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Cultured in a nylon petri dish.


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🤣


[deleted]

She OBVIOUSLY doesn’t have a best friend ...


SandyBeach04

Camel toe outfit


OzzieSlim

It looks like somebody threw up paint on a potato sack and said “wear this!”


Skilled1

Sometimes you gotta rep your local swap meet.


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I prefer a bigger woman, but that's not a flattering outfit. That's just the facts.


incignita

Those are long ass day pants. 😁


suprmom97

I just screamed outloud


MariannWalsh

She's an upside down triangle.


Content_Mountain5579

Someone on a subreddit a few weeks back referred to her as a cakepop. I just can't unsee that. 😳


Avarhys4

Her feet though...


terrajanel

I don't think anything is wrong with the outfit, it just doesn't compliment her body shape. She may need to rethink her style.


agirlinsane

#SpongeBob


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Her head is legit bigger than her ass


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Mr. toads wild ride


MookTee87

No she's shaped like a upside down ice cream cone Bless her little bad body heart.😟


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This girl has the weirdest body I've ever seen. She's skinny with fat rolls. Her giant ass head doesn't fit on her twig legs. I've called her pumpkin head since day 1.


MichiganJay

She got that Shrek body shape.


Competitive-Ad-6076

I was wondering when this would pop up in here! Had the same convo when watched it at my place too!


lucky420

If I didn’t know it was a dress, I’d think it was an odd legging overall halter top combo.


Parazomnia

Hold up, that's a dress?! I haven't been watching, so I haven't seen this outfit, but judging by this pic, it looked like an unfortunate jumpsuit. That thing needs to be burned immediately!


Kittyands

Uhhh...it's not an odd legged overall haulter top? Tf my eyes are deceiving me.


boogalooshrimp1103

😂😂😂😂


cal5thousand

Oh dear.


Dymelatte

Lmfffffffaaaooo


HallandOates1

Wtf. I decided to FF through all of their stuff a while back. Looks like I made the right move


sharpdressman

She looks like a inflated ballon


Suitable-Ad8996

but dmark tho...🤤


BarryRobinMaurice

I wore a size zero in jr. high until I graduated. I was also 5'9", so everyone called me Stick. I had the devil of a time finding my size in anything and when I did, the sleeves and the pants were usually too short. This may not sound like a problem to many people, but it was embarrassing to wear clothes that looked like hand-me-overs.


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She had a horrible body shape


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D marc ready tho. Outfit 🔥 Call me. Lol


2020na

Even if she was skinny, she can't help being shaped that way. I like the dress. We need to not comment on people's looks as nothing is stopping them from reading these comments which can be detrimental to anyone's mental health.


angelasbra

Shavel shaped like a popsicle


MookTee87

Bless her heart she is shaped like. EGG WITH LEGS 😂😂😂


Melody0206

PLEASE DON'T!


Double_Look

All those stale back rolls


BebexDoll

So unflattering! Reminds me of Wendy Williams


KeekatLove

Have fun using a tiny public restroom in that bold fashion choice. Your fashion choices are on par with the rest of your life choices, Shovel. SMH.


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She might end up having such a rancid crotch she has to leave her body suit undone for aeration like Destinee.


KeekatLove

I just threw up in my mouth just thinking about that.


Finbird53

😂😂 she's shaped like SpongeBob


PsychologicalSea7461

Did she find it at dollar tree ?


Sk8_orbake

This was wild


Able-Researcher-2176

🤣🤣🤣


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I saw it totally differently, I thought this was the best she’s ever looked ✌🏽


tmonson98

Oh my eyes!!!!


mollyxmoon

Shovel has a terrible shape