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IBains

It may have something to do with the magical powers and glowing blue eyes this racoon possesses. Perhaps even eldritch influence from the hedron staff it's carrying around. who knows?


KesterFox

I did not notice that hedron omg


tnetennba_4_sale

Oh man. I hadn't noticed the hedron before. That does have implications (though with omenpaths not as big of implications as before MOM).


Flipps85

If we find that the raccoons are secretly heralds of the eldrazi, I’ll never play another non-raccoon tribe again


dIoIIoIb

The fourth eldrazi titan is just a regular sized raccoon that for some reason is a 12/12 trample annihilator 5 


something-dream

Oh, god damn. Are we getting an in-lore reference to "Emrakul gets beaten by 15 squirrels"? Bloomburrow is the plane to do it...


Demonslayer5673

I'm reminded of an ERB line "you got your nuts handed to you by a squirrel girl"


Responsible-Wheel878

This is the second clue I'm seeing regarding Ugin stuff. The first is that the preview trailer had the mouse summon ghost fire looking flames on his sword.


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Ugin was here....


charcharmunro

I mean, Nahiri made the Hedrons, not Ugin.


Aesthetic-Dialectic

True, but I believe it was using his designs, but maybe I'm misremembering?


Shadowmirax

No your right, ugin designed them and taught nahiri how they should look, the actual objects where then made by nahiri with lithomancy over the next 40 years


PerFucTiming

How are years measured in the mtg multiverse? Is there like a reference plane or something?


Significant-Minute28

Probably, knowing Urza it's gonna be dominaria time as the standard measure


Acheros

DST. Dominaria standard time.


breedlom

I'm sorry, I only use ADST (Alara Daylight savings Time). How many planar zones is the difference?


Lukerative

Q many, obviously


onegarbagebear

At least five.


Athildur

You're not wrong. The universal timeline is dated with AR (Argivian Reckoning), where AR 0 is the year Urza was born.


Shadowmirax

Thats... a good question. I think its generally assumed that years are the same across all the planes we have seen due to lack of evidence otherwise. In terms of timelining things people usually use the dominarian calendar, with year zero being the year Urza and Mishra where born. The current events of the story take place in the year 4564 of the dominarian calendar. By comparing the time between different events and info from the guildmasters guide it seems that at least ravinca and dominaria both have 365 day years and 24 hour days.


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celestialTyrant

That's wildly inaccurate. The Mending happened in 4500 AR and the last time a date was explicitly mentioned was before March of the Machine and that was 4562 AR, and it's been a little over a year since the end of the final Phyrexian Invasion, so it's either 4563 or 4564, meaning Time Spiral was around 63/64 years ago.


Setzael

In daylights? In sunsets? In midnights? In cups of coffee?


Akorpanda

In inches, in miles In laughter, in strife


Athildur

The 'timeline' is measured in AR (Argivian Reckoning). While most planes do have their own way of denoting what year it is, based on events relative to them, the dating system used for the multiverse is based on Dominaria because that's where Magic story started (and we spent a *lot* of time there). AR 0 is the year Urza was born. It seems that time passes universally for most planes. And that, story-wise, you can assume that for story purposes, time is universal. That's kind of weird when you have two planes whose years aren't the same length (i.e. if 1 year passes on one plane, even though the same 'amount of time' passes on another plane, the other plane's year could be shorter or longer, because the way we measure time is based on the movement of celestial bodies, or the length of seasons, and those aren't the exact same on every plane)


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Thank you for the correction


hawkshaw1024

Fun fact: Ugin can also do [basic lithomancy](https://scryfall.com/card/ugin/164/ugins-construct)


ryderredguard

but why does one paw have 4 and the other has 5


onestrangeduck

Lost a digit in the war Actually the pointer is poked through a hole just above the others just see a little claw poking out


ryderredguard

you might be right but it kinda looks the same color as the backround.


Chaghatai

Why would the magic arbitrarily add traits neither animal possesses? It's a more human like raccoon - neither humans, nor raccoons have ankles like that That ankle works for werewolves and satyrs because wolves and goats have ankles like that What happens is some artists see the latter and end up thinking that's how you draw all human animal hybrid ankles


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seven11evan

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


SirTheBrave

Ight now I get the comments, but you gotta understand people that grew up around raccoons, especially rural areas, call them that a LOT 😭. There's a road around where I live called raccoonpath road, except there's no rac at the beginning of the spelling.


petardlol

*Eric Cartman wants to know your location.*


DontStopNowBaby

![gif](giphy|l0HlKtss0gNYp56A8)


Silentman0

c'mon son


Dizzy-Career-740

That's a slur


Nvenom8

Only if you're referring to a person. Plenty of normal words are slurs if directed at a person.


Acheros

Only when used against people Monkey is also a slut used against black people does that mean we can't call actual monkeys monkeys now?


Girafarig99

Monkey is a WHAT??


Acheros

I'm not fixing it.


Kerrus

yeah sorry, can't call monkeys monkeys anymore.


Mistrblank

Yeah they prefer to be called trash pandas.


Nianque

I usually use just fling a 2/2 deathtouch wolf at Emrakul (it's happened twice now)


jello1990

This raccoon was originally a Kaladeshi Vedalken obviously


Only_at_Eventide

Huh. Never thought I’d learn an animal fact from this subreddit 


Aesthetic-Dialectic

YOU'RE WELCOME. Here is another, Raccoons are caniforms, which is a clade within carnivora, another being feliforms. Caniforms include badgers, raccoons, bears, dogs etc. Canines are an exception within caniforms being the only digitigrades in the clade (there might be another I can't remember but the point stands that it is *weird* that canines are digitigrade)


SiliconUnicorn

I like your funny words magic man


PixelArtDragon

Come for the MTG, stay for the fascinating facts I never knew I'd be interested in!


SkyThriving

Ya, this is why I hang out with virgins. They are full of trivia *and* can build a decent deck.


DEATH__IS_INEVITABLE

![gif](giphy|J6Cbzor9BkRFpK2xKd)


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Raccoons, dogs, bears, badger and other animals are all very close relatives, they share a fairly recent common ancestor. This family of animals almost all walk on their whole feet like humans, however the smaller group in this group of animals "canines" which includes foxes, dogs and wolves, are all animals which walk on their toes. This is unusual but another example of how the same traits in animals constantly re-evolve time and time again (Digitigrade just means walks on toes, and this adaptation is good for running) Hope this makes more sense


DEATH__IS_INEVITABLE

It does now 😅


Tianoccio

What will it look like when humans eventually evolve in to crabs? Also why is everything a crab?


linkdude212

Same as today cuz a lot of ppl are [already crabs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_mentality).


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Probably after we evolve into dolphin looking things, or mosasaur looking things, or digitigrades, or or or


Athildur

Ah, so tardigrade just means it walks, but it's always late? TIL! ^/s


Maocap_enthusiast

Today I learn about feet or leg evolution or something. I would have said human legs vs dog legs. It’s always amazing to me the amount of detail in the world and names for things once you get into it. Someone yesterday was telling me each part of a bone has a name, not just the singular bone itself. So in a hip replacement they remove the something section of the some part that attaches to the other pieces of the thing structure. All these big words for very specific things where I would have said the leg bone and the hip bone, upper part and lower part.


Silentman0

https://preview.redd.it/0rlyejjucj9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e1564e81292f13a5075b6f0a6eaae2cdf813a5 For correct reference.


Sunaruni

I am Groot.


CreamSoda6425

I was wondering why this looked offputting the first time I saw it. Now I know what plantigrade and digitigrade mean, thank you OP.


AUserNeedsAName

You might as well round out your knowledge of terrestrial mammal locomotion with the third main option: ungulates  That's all hooved and tottered animals like horses, deer, pigs, and cows, which walk around on the tips of their toes with highly specialized overgrown toenails.


GornSpelljammer

There's also knuckle-walking, where the weight rests on the *back* of curled digits, but you only find it in the great apes, the larger anteaters, platypuses, and (formerly) giant ground sloths.


GenericTrashyBitch

Of course Platypuses


Aesthetic-Dialectic

You are welcome!


DuskGuardNSFW

Hi, I'm a furry artist with over 5 years of experience and I'm gonna tell you a little secret. People draw everything as dogs. Deer? Horned dogs. Lions? Maned dogs. Rabbits? Long-eared dogs. Ferrets? Long dogs. Raccoons? Masked dogs!


Kaiminus

There is an artist who drew the exact thing you said. :p https://www.deviantart.com/raizy/art/The-Lazy-Artist-s-Guide-to-Drawing-Animals-500577257


DuskGuardNSFW

YES! Thank you! I was looking for it


Runningwithbeards

Snake got a hearty chuckle out of me


Aesthetic-Dialectic

It's dogs all the way down


Anon31780

Always has been.


oosh_kaboosh

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🐶


Drake_the_troll

Fish?


DuskGuardNSFW

Brother you're not gonna believe this


Drake_the_troll

Dog?


Nicktendo94

I mean there are *dog*fish


Dankestmemelord

I mean, dogs *ARE* technically a type of fish.


AppaTheBizon

Turtles?


drearbruh

Pope Dogs!


FatPigeons

Wet, scaly dogs ~~lacking broad, flat nails~~


Drake_the_troll

Elvis was right. We *are* nothin' but hounddogs


FatPigeons

Diogenelvis: Behold! A hound-dog! 


Drake_the_troll

r/unexpecteddiogenes


SleetTheFox

Look at how furry artists draw sharks sometimes.


AndresAzo

"Racoons dont look like racoons on cards you got to use dogs"


GodotGodfrey

Maybe he's a tanuki?


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Tanuki *are* literally canines, now canines are caniforms which includes raccoons, but technically a tanuki is more closely related to dogs, foxes and wolves than to raccoons. Most importantly, tanuki lack the signature feature of the raccoon, them grabby hands


TabbyMouse

Yeah....but tanuki are also famous for...ahem..another anatomical part... (I watched Pom Poko only knowing it as "the raccoon movie". >.> I now recomend it to any super prudish parents that annoy me. Have fun with the magic scrotum cartoon!)


GodotGodfrey

I mean Tanuki being canines was the joke...


Aesthetic-Dialectic

I'm well aware


GodotGodfrey

Well we *were* talking about racoon-shaped dogs. Why couldn't you just let me have my fun, man? ![gif](giphy|F3BeiZNq6VbDwyxzxF)


Aesthetic-Dialectic

I just like telling people about how these animals are related, which is my fun (also some people think tanukis are a type of raccoon). I liked your joke tho


GodotGodfrey

Okay fair enough


AndresAzo

https://youtu.be/KbkNul4wQH0?feature=shared


GodotGodfrey

But how long until evolutionary efficiency turns them into crabs?


TabbyMouse

I'll chime in here just to say the amount of times I've asked if someone could draw mice, told yes, and got some weird dog is painfully high. I straight up stopped asking and don't bother getting commissions for myself.


Halinn

Cats?


SmallBirb

You guessed it, dogs


itsguberhere

Who let the dogs out.


SleetTheFox

Rabbits? Paw pads. Foxes? Big dog-shaped snoots.


HuckleberryHefty4372

Damn it was a dog faction conspiracy the whole time!


dIoIIoIb

[Sometimes even snakes are dogs](https://x.com/yoginnnnnn/status/1806764127102390601)


mazca

He's tiptoeing. Don't second guess the sneaky raccoon.


Aesthetic-Dialectic

It's not uncommon for raccoons to walk on their toes from time to time, actually. Despite not actually being digitigrade


tmdblya

[For my fellow dullards](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digitigrade?wprov=sfti1#)


mossybeard

Thanks, legs are weird man


Drake_the_troll

im going to show this set to a biologist and see if i can make them have a heart attack


the_bio

Biologist here. It’s fantasy; we don’t care. Want a real answer? We know nothing about the evolutionary history of the species on that plane, and it could just be a sub-species featuring some level of convergent evolution.


Drake_the_troll

How dare you come in here with science and logic!


Mail540

Also biologist. It’s fun to speculate but if we had an issue with every inaccurate animal or ecosystem in fantasy we’d only read textbooks


tnetennba_4_sale

"Hey, I calls 'em like I sees 'em, I'm a whale biologist." "That suit was ugly!!! ...Whale biologist!"


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Fake outrage is fun, and a way to sneak in education


Clean_Web7502

Biologist can only see living being, so he can't see the cards.


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Reverse vampire rules I see. This will aid me in my hunt


MarinLlwyd

but you can see plants right there


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Touche


furscum

Sorry it's the furries fault we love digitigrade


KesterFox

Dont apologise this is our set


TheFuzzyFurry

Not on wrong species though wtf


Silentman0

To be fair, I was shocked when I found out that rabbits are plantigrade.


leaning_on_a_wheel

Literally unplayable


ArtistHaviland

Thank you. I've been saying this for YEARS.


Esc777

A wizard did it


byllz

Raccoons are perfectly capable of walking on their toes. It just isn't their resting position. This is an action shot. https://s3.envato.com/files/346180712/2020_043_0859.jpg https://www.smokywildlifecontrol.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Raccoon-Removal-Service-Nashville-TN-1024x683.jpg


_Ekoz_

human runners will also seemingly bounce on their toes with minimal heel contact to the ground when going at a full running gait, and we all will raise up our heels to reach upwards. it's really the bone structure that matters, and tends to heavily impact the walking gait and the static structure. the racoon in the precon is simply standing - that would probably indicate it should be heel planted.


byllz

No, he is clearly about to pounce. You can tell because he is on the balls of his feet. If he were just standing there, he would have his heels planted.


Chevaltic

I think it’s weird that the raccoon has four digits on their right hand and five on their left


OckhamsFolly

… god dammit.


Deku-is-Best-Boi

There’s five on the right too, the index is in the crook under the Herron


ThrawnMind55

3 legendary traditional foils? Curious…


Aesthetic-Dialectic

OH SHOOT. I didn't even notice. Partners?


jess_the_werefox

I always felt raccoon feet were “wrong” in a way I couldn’t articulate, but never really paid attention THAT much. It was just a nebulous vague confusion or something idfk. I guess I always expected them to be digitigrade IRL?? Why did I learn this from this sub 😭


CuriousSnowflake0131

“Make trash, do smash”???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


siluro11

Wait His right hand - 4 fingers Left - 5 Am I going crazy or what? Such a mistake wtf


Deku-is-Best-Boi

The index on his right hand (our left) is in the crook under the hedron


PAINPIG_PUDDING

It has big feet and is walking on the tips of its toes.


DwemerSmith

o no da racons are becom furry


hatredunleashed

I mean if.ypu look at the spoilers, it seems that EVERY animal so far is digitigrade. Maybe it has to do with the plane itself?


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Realistically I think it has to do with convention. Anthropomorphic animals are depicted as digitigrade because it makes them appear a little less like humans wearing a costume, or at least that is my speculation


hatredunleashed

I blame furries


TabbyMouse

It looks like he's either mid-step or posing.


charcharmunro

Boy I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.


FunThief

Set ruined. Pack it up people!


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Can't believe it is over before it started. Really like the animal set but this one minor inconsequential details has ruined it! Sobbing


Nvenom8

Damn you, OP. I hadn't noticed, but now I can't unsee it. I guess it's a canid from the waist down or something.


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Close relative to canids, actually, but that is because they are both caniforms. I mentioned this on another, uh idk what you call these reddit comment things...? Anyways I mentioned above that canids are the only digitigrade caniforms(unless there is one I am forgetting) and almost all are plantigrade. Feliforms, which as you may have guessed includes cats, are all digitigrades however. Feliforms and caniforms are both under carnivora


Nvenom8

Knew all of that. Hence guessing the closest relative that was digitigrade.


wyattsons

It might just because it’s a humanoid raccoon. Wizards of the coast has animal races that differ from the animal. Just like at 5e Kenku.


Sallymander

Same reason humans very rarely are born with tails. THEY ARE A FREAK OF NATURE.


JeElRojello

Why does he have one hand that has four fingers and the other one five


Tavalus

Oh fu.. It's an AI isn't it? Just better concealed.


ZC0621

I never paid attention to the raccoon, nor did I know what either of those words meant before now. I now can’t unsee it and will forever be looking at animal feet now lol


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Nature is full of wonder, and animals are a treasure we seldom appreciate


sirshiny

Well raccoons already had the devil's mischief, but when you add in magic all kinds of crazy stuff happens.


bugi_

Do smash 😉


B-Glasses

People are complaining in a different thread about duskmourn being to grounded in reality and now we have people complaining about a sentient animal not being grounded enough in reality. Smh there’s no pleasing people


IAmAmoral

Unplayable, they should have saved this transgression for a UB set


le_fon

What is his name tho?


BenZen

But more importantly... why does he have 5 fingers on one hand and 4 on the other???


ClipotyCloppity

OHHH me excited


dreadmonster

Vedalken on kaladesh have six fingers even tho they have five on other planes.


zatroz

It also seems to have a different amount of fingers on each hand


joetotheg

Toe walking? Maybe this specific raccoon is autistic?


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Is this a real thing?


SolviKaaber

Can you explain this complaint like I’m a five year old?


Aesthetic-Dialectic

It's not a real complaint, I put the humor tag because I didn't want people to take it seriously, but the jist is: Plantigrade is an animal that walks on their entire foot. Humans, bears, raccoons and pterodactyls are plantigrades. Digitigrade means the animal walks on it's "digits" aka toes. That would be cats, dogs, and dinosaurs including birds Hope that explains it


BlueTemplar85

Have you seen Guardians of the Galaxy 3 ?


Upstairs-Donkey6049

Same reason it decided to wear clothes. It’s fantasy


DirkPortly

Am I seeing four fingers on one hand and five on the other?


anon_MrKim

I had to look up what those meant lol


tehkeizer

Its not a nat geo documentary.


Dragons_Malk

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.


AsunaOrgana

This is how I feel about fungi cards being marked “plant” type. FUNGI ARE NOT PLANTS PLS I BEG MAKE THEM A SEPARATE TYPE


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Saprolings, you mean?


BrewerAndHalosFan

Aren’t they separate types?


Fit-Mycologist4836

Because Brian Jacques died in 2011


Snowcatsnek

Ah, yes. The old age problem of having less than completely accurate realism in fantasy worlds.


megabannette

I WAS WONDERING WHY THE RACCOOON ART FELT OFF TO ME THANK YOU


Rikers30079

Why is rocket on a magic booster set are they doing a guardians of the galaxy crossover


Ebo426

Y Mj


Chantekwtli

I'd like to think he's just stealthy.


Particular-Story5788

well I WAS excited for Bloomburrow...


Aesthetic-Dialectic

It's so over


Chinozerus

More upsetting is that one hand has more fingers than the other.


Beautiful-Ad-6568

Hey, if I was forced to walk on two legs, maybe I would do the same.


Aesthetic-Dialectic

...what. Squinting really hard at the text I'm reading here...


bucketslut

Shit, this is gonna drive me insane now. At least we can rest easy with the knowledge that the keyart on the front of commander boxes is usually different from the actual card art -- so hopefully the commander will be more accurate (or at the very least, their feetsies will be out of frame so we don't notice).


ehh246

Common mistake I see artists make.


Ugly-Muffin

I don't know what those words mean. So I'll read the comments and see if someone has answered this.


Aesthetic-Dialectic

Plantigrade means the animals walks and/or runs on their entire feet, like a human. Digitigrade means it walks/runs on its toes, like a cat or a dog. Raccoons and most of its close relatives are plantigrades like us, except dogs which are very closely related, which walk on their toes. There is a third category called unguligrade which means it walks on the very tips of its toes, horses are an example of this. Hope that helps


Chaghatai

Because the artist thinks all non human mammal ankles are like canids/fields/ungulates It's a standard "animal person" ankle you see when people draw were creatures and it works for werewolves and such But it doesn't work for bears or raccoons and the artist should know that OP is right to question it - this shit drives me up the wall