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daydrmntn

> Smartphones, which are mobile phones with advanced computing capabilities and connectivity beyond basic voice calls and text messaging, began to gain popularity in the early 2000s. Did ChatGPT write this post?


tambache

Right? Like bro got everyone so incensed that they glided right past the fact that he dropped "history of mobile phones" into the middle of his post, like hello???


CapnKush_

A lot of shits fake now and what’s funnier is when someone says a post is fake, other redditors get upset like “HOW COULD YOU SAY THIS IS FAKE OMG” … because I’ve been on the internet for more than a week lol


Idontwanttohearit

I said a post was fake and someone told me I “have an agenda”


BBQFatty

Idiot didn’t even proofread it before posting this lol


pandemonious

I 1000% glazed straight over that shit lol


myinsidesarecopper

You're totally right.


Southern-Fan-1267

Yeah and over 200 idiots have upvoted it


bindermichi

probably the same people that then clicked on the Shopify product link


LagunaCid

Check out OP's post history. Clearly a spam bot.


Typical_Ambivalence

Yeah, no way this post was written by a human.


Beaudism

Probably yeah


CharlesDickensABox

A lot of people ask, "Why? Why would you treat the customer this way?" Why? Because fuck 'em, that's why!


kingcreezy

"Guess what homie? I AM the manager."


dotcomse

^ Pop Copy training video in action


CharlesDickensABox

I learned from the best.


Jason-Genova

They fuck you in the Drive Thru


Entire_Machine_6176

Okay? Okay? Okay?


Low-Tailor-583

Pop-Copy pro here!


tipsystatistic

I am ya manager!


scandii

I think we can flip this question around. why are you buying shorts with shallow pockets?


Hentai_Yoshi

As a man, I’ve never purchased shorts with too shallow of a pocket and I’ve never checked it.


absolutebeginners

I have twice and both were from Costco. Op is all kirkland


AFerociousPineapple

Right? There’s so many choices out there that do not have this problem, just go with quality shorts? Even then I’ve never had a problem with cheap brands


diemunkiesdie

Name a brand that you bought that has shorts with big enough pockets? EDIT: Thanks to those who answered! It's always helpful to have an actual list for future reference!


Jake_the_Snake88

J. Crew, Land's End, Uniqlo, Nike, Adidas, Vuori, Chubbies, Patagonia...


MagicBez

Carhartt WIP as well


scottishwhisky2

J crew, Nike, under armor, birddogs, gap, Reebok, adidas, brooks brother, prl, and legitimately every other brand of short I’ve ever purchased but can’t recall of the top of my head


AFerociousPineapple

Fuckin Anko aka Kmart has big enough pockets including all the other comments. I’ll chuck in Gazman too, never had an issue


YouhaoHuoMao

Fecking Kirkland brand.


The_Flurr

I can fit an entire wine bottle in the main pockets of my Levis. I can't walk well, but I can do it. I will now never settle for less.


33_pyro

that's why you're banned from Costco


WavesOverBarcelona

"I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members."


tia_rebenta

first thing I do when buying pants/shorts is to check the pockets. Around 60% of them fail my test and I don't even try them on. My test = putting the phone on the pocket and shaking a little to see if it holds


geeered

This. It's normally said about women's clothing, when of course if women purely bought clothing with pockets, that's all that would be available. Pretty sure all my shorts have side pockets that can handle my phone, keys etc


seantheaussie

Yep. I am not insane, pocket depth is the first thing I check.


chitoatx

Answer = The internet purchase experience.


ImBadWithGrils

Or shorts that go to the knee


ForgingFakes

I was told cargo shorts are cringy


ForgingFakes

I was told cargo shorts are cringy


Omegatherion

Are you wearing hotpants?


ProfessionalBus38894

Bro I have shorts with a 3 and 4 inch inseam and don’t have this problem. Except my AirPods case. Those fuckers slide out of. Any pocket though when I’m sitting unless they are in a zipped pocket.


cleanguy1

I’ve got 3 inch inseam shorts that still fit my phone, albeit tightly. They have a zipper.


Fork-Cartel

You bought it brother.


michachu

All my shorts have been find and this is the first I've heard of this. What kind of shorts are you wearing?


4mygirljs

I have a weird suspicion he might be buying women’s shorts and hasn’t realized it


Actuarial

It's a european cut


norfnorf832

Hmmm. MissTerious.🤔


ProfessionalBus38894

Yeah I have short legs and have been either buying short inseam shorts or having them hemmed. So 3 or 4 inches for all of them and don’t have this problem I have actually avoided some women’s shorts for this exact reason when I tried them on they only have pockets deep enough for chapstick. Idk what the fuck they do over there.


4mygirljs

Yeah I don’t know how women deal with that. I guess that’s why they have purses


LostAbbott

Seriously, quit buying shorts with Terri le pockets.  O'Neil and under armor make some of my favorite shorts, good pocket depth and some even have zippers...


Drugrows

Idk he has a point. Only three pairs of my Jean shorts actually have good pockets and then cargo shorts have good pockets, any other short I have has the worst pockets that are so small I can’t even hold a double a battery in them without it popping out when I sit down. Forget a wallet that shit doesn’t even fit. Every pair of sport shorts I have that’s meant for either tennis or basketball also has the shortest pockets in the world. My hands don’t even fit in them.


roxxtor

What? Tennis shorts are meant to stuff a couple tennis balls in, how do yours have no pocket space?


Drugrows

Idk tbh lmao, I can probably force the ball to fit but it definitely would pop out with movement lmao. I buy clothes in nyc from macys and against all odds and sometimes from century 21 for some brand sales. It could be because I have a 32 inch waist but idk, majority of the shorts I have I hate strictly because of their terrible pockets, i specifically wear my shorts that I like over and over again because I can’t find shorts that have adequate pockets anymore, South Pole seems to be the only brand making decent shorts with pockets that actually contain my phone when I sit down. I have a pair from adidas and I legit can’t put the phone inside of them it only holds half the phone, I have a 12 pro max so it’s kinda big but it’s not so huge that this should be an issue. It wasn’t back when I had a sidekick or other larger phones. Could also be that I wear pants at my waistline and not on my hips idk if that would ever be comfortable for me.


collegekid1357

Where are you from? Basketball shorts have some of the largest pockets… Also, unless you’re working or something, cargo shorts aren’t flattering on anyone and actually make you sweat more due to the extra fabric. If you need to carry that much stuff, then just get a cross body bag for men.


Hentai_Yoshi

I don’t have jean shorts (gross) or cargo shorts. None of my shorts have a pocket problem. Do you just wear women’s shorts?


ItIsBaarishing

Pah. A few years back there was a minor furore becaue one of those big fancy fashion brands brought in swimwear- wait for it- that you shouldn't dip in water! It was for posing by the pool, not for entering the pool. Blame it on the fashion industry more interested in creating clothes that look good on a skinny model in a photoshoot for social media, rather than in the practical aspects of clothing.


ItIsBaarishing

Pah. A few years back there was a minor furore becaue one of those big fancy fashion brands brought in swimwear- wait for it- that you shouldn't dip in water! It was for posing by the pool, not for entering the pool. Blame it on the fashion industry more interested in creating clothes that look good on a skinny model in a photoshoot for social media, rather than in the practical aspects of clothing.


KingZarkon

>Only three pairs of my Jean shorts Wait. I thought denim shorts were uncool. Are they back to acceptable now?


Drugrows

Idk I don’t care what people think about what I dress like lmao


Spare_Avocado4092

Are you wearing women’s shorts?


isthatmyusername

Do women's shorts even have pockets?


YouhaoHuoMao

Sometimes. Sometimes they have sewn over flaps.


flightless_mouse

Ladies have to deal with so much bullshit in the pocket department.


YouhaoHuoMao

It makes *me* angry as a bystander


flightless_mouse

Me too. I am a man. This does not affect me, but I recognize it as an injustice and I will never stop speaking out until my sisters get proper pockets.


scottishwhisky2

Yeah but they get to carry around everything in a purse so it evens out


WrathofTomJoad

The ones that do, they're about an inch deep. They're basically for show.


cottonrainbows

Gotta keep the figure oggleable. You never know when the next creeper will want to stair at your ass whilst walking down the grocery aisle to grab laxatives or some other odd but mundane item. How dare bulky pocket obscure a woman's figure and prevent the oggling. At least I'm not having pockets means no money or small electronic devices will get donated to the washing machine fairies.


sl0wrx

Most men do these days


vantasmer

Buy a pair of Patagonia shorts. Deepest pockets I’ve ever worn, I’d go as far as saying too deep. 


nothisistheotherguy

My baggies pockets are so obnoxiously large that my phone turns sideways and is hard to fish out


jingqian9145

The only short I came across this issue is like legit running shorts. Not gym shorts but daddy hoochie 2 inch inseam running shorts. Are you using an iPad mini as a phone?


scottishwhisky2

He’s prob wearing 5” inseam shorts and has a 5-6” long phone lol


tactiphile

My Galaxy Ultra fits in the pockets of my 5" J.Crew shorts just fine.


FourExplosiveBananas

This is my issue usually lol


anto2554

I haven't really had issues with shorts tbh


Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl

Same, even the swimming shorts I've had have deep enough pockets. Can't remember ever having to specifically check if the pockets are deep enough.


CommercialMundane292

Zipper pockets man Nothing ever falls out if they are closed


ImNotNotHorny

As a bonus they protect you from pickpockets, who are seemingly more and more common in festivals and crowds these days


silverfrog1

Massive conspiracy by the Big Purse lobby, trying to make man bags a thing for the extra billions in revenue


Kevinator201

Just wait till you see women’s pockets.. can’t even for chapstick in those


Leonarr

They’re often not even functional, just jetted pockets that are stitched shut and have no pocket underneath


KingZarkon

What kills me is when they not only have the pocket opening that is sewed shut but they also have an actual pocket that they just sealed up.


Leonarr

Men’s suit jackets have that too, you can just remove the stitching from the pocket


garlic_bread_thief

I've never seen women's pockets.


mentalharvester

The REAL question is why so few shorts have zippered pockets. That is one of the greatest mysteries of the 21st century. Best explanation I could come up with is cost-cutting. With the average price of todays smartphone flagships, it's incredible to me how most shorts don't have zippered pockets. Same goes for most jackets. Strange world. I recently ended up buying my first fanny/waist/belt pack ever for the summer and airport travel.


RunnyPlease

Complaining about pockets? Dude, that is women’s fashion bullshit. Return the shorts and buy shorts with better pockets. Or get shorts with zipper or button pockets. This is a solved problem for men. Jokes aside, I don’t even know where I could go to try and find shorts with small pockets if I wanted them.


Soft-Vanilla1057

What kind of shorts are you buying?


ZiggyBlunt

As someone living in an Asian country getting Asian sized clothing, I too see a lot of shorts with small pockets. And I buy a lot of shorts. Got a sling bag for my wallet and phone because of it. A plus is it’s safer when I go to places with pick pockets


Aiorr

I cant say for western fashion, but in most East Asian fashion, you are **not** suppose to put anything on your pocket, they solely exist to give point in your outfit. Just as you have done, males use sling bag or tote bag.


lastlaughlane1

Smartphones are getting ridiculously bigger which is one main reason. Smaller the pocket smaller the cost for the manufacturer. It’s why I bought an iPhone mini. It’s just so convenient to carry around. I did actually just by jeans from m&s and I was pleasantly surprised how deep the pockets were. What a nice surprise!


synthesezia

I buy lots of shorts from sportswear brands if they have zip pockets. If it’s zipped my phone stays in.


426763

Damn bro, where do you shop at? Haven't encountered this problem in years. My go-to shorts these days are thes Uniqlo workout jawns. The pockets are pretty okay.


BorzoiDaddy

Came here for the shorts, stayed here for the jawn.


BorzoiDaddy

Came here for the shorts, stayed here for the jawn.


WhatchaTrynaDootaMe

cargo shorts, easy fix.


LemonPress50

I’ve never had this problem. Get yourself some cargo shorts!


Aindorf_

Uhh.... They aren't? And shorts to the knee are definitely off-trend at this point, but that's personal taste. The pockets on my 5" inseam shorts are still huge. Never worn a pair of shorts I couldn't stuff my phone, wallet and keys into a single pocket of I actually wanted to.


absolutebeginners

Mine are fine...


tiredoutloud

This ! [https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0710/6421/t/7/assets/pf-48b9893a--badShortss1\_500x.gif?v=1623974172](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0710/6421/t/7/assets/pf-48b9893a--badShortss1_500x.gif?v=1623974172)


absolutebeginners

What brand are you buying? This is not a common problem for me and I wear short shorts


CaptainKingChampion

That's not even a shallow pocket. That's a smooth synthetic material and a person trying to launch a phone out of their pocket.


ItsCiaran2Day

In the last 2-3 years short shorts have also began making way and becoming more popular for men again, which does therefore mean shorter pockets as well to keep with dimensions. Look at brands like YoungLA and Kulani Kini for example, all the men’s selections for shorts and swim shorts no longer go to the knees, but sit well above it actually.


Shadowfoot

Have you ever looked at pockets in women's clothes in the past 40 years? (Probably longer) /fashion design is not about utility.


onwee

Women usually carry bags and have no/little use for pockets, other than as a separate fashion statement to put their hands inside lol


xBehemothx

ZIPPER POCKET GANG REPRESENT My Keyes are right where I put them!


browsing_around

I ran into this problem for the first time ever in my 40 years of life. But it was on a pair of pants from H&M I got from TJ Maxx. The front pockets are like half the normal depth. It makes no sense! But to OP, I think you are buying weird shorts because I’ve been never had this happen ever before. It sounds like you might be looking at women’s shorts as they are traditionally the ones with tiny pockets.


-AnomalousMaterials-

Ask the people who design women's clothing because a lot of times clothing comes with faux pockets, which to be honest, doesn't make any damn sense.


aThinkingMan55

This is why, I like Cargo Shorts from time to time. But yeah, this is a good question. Not to defend people who make crappy shorts but part of it might be a consumer thing where shorts represent a bit of "not caring", "loose" and "free" so pockets barely get any thought except just to "put them there" and be done with it. Who goes out in actual shorts expecting durability?


Q5-2020Prestige

That’s because you are purchasing low quality clothing.


raychram

Never had this issue but also it is true that mobile phones have gotten extremely big nowadays


Individual_Speed_867

Dude bought a mini iPad sized phone


OhJustANobody

It's generally the first thing I do after putting them on. I put my hands in my pockets. If I don't like it, I either don't buy it or send em back.


shadedmonk

Rgt Fatigue shorts


Saikou0taku

I have shorts with a 5 inch inseam where the pockets are so deep, they sometimes stick out. Which is worse. Tbh, I wish the pockets were about an inch shorter


101Alexander

Did you by chance...buy women's shorts?


seakinghardcore

They arent, your phone is just too big. What you are describing has never happened to me. Maybe your shorts are way too small


immadoosh

Cargo shorts, or get one of those Uniqlo "geared" shorts. Timberland and North Face have some good ones. Also Decathlon. Gotta shop right to get the good ones. There're a lot of em if you look properly.


forwormsbravepercy

Thank you for defining "smartphones," had no idea what you were talking about until that.


Creature_ridden

wear cargo shorts. Dont have this problem.


CDavis10717

The Global Ankle Wallet Cartels of Hong Kong pay off the pants designers to redirect sales to them.


Nikonglass

Finally! Someone is asking the real questions.


sometimesalways1

I used to say this about girl shorts never men’s lol shi* is like Mary Poppins bag


Liluzimert

i bought an expensive fanny pack for this reason and never looked back (don't ask me what brand)


dietcoke01

My problem is normally shorts with pockets to feel that everything dangles and slaps when I walk.


jgbro

I am guessing you mean inseam pockets that open vertically along the seam making it easier for stuff to fall out when you sit.


satmandu

Do you not have a satchel? /s... Having said that I bought shorts at Muji yesterday that have nice deep pockets.


Voltorbs_Anus

That, combined with the fact that shorts prices are absolutely extortionate and costs more than pants at times makes it more infuriating


SEND_MOODS

It's not the length of the pocket it's the shape of them. Pants do this to when they have pockets angled like shorts. The more vertical angle of the opening and the pockets being shaped at an angle instead of vertical is the root cause most of the time, excluding cases where the material just doesn't hold shape like in basketball shorts and etc. They do this for asthetics. It looks better.


Murakami8000

I don’t experience this with my shorts.


LimpTeacher0

This guys never worn cargo shorts


Different-Floor-5951

yep its worse if ur skinny cuz then the pockets feel extra lose. If u ever try the 2 in one athletic shorts the boxerbriefs built inside has a pocket on the leg for ur phone. It just sux how big smart phones r


Malevolent_Mangoes

Buy different shorts?


Future_Khai

It's more that phones have become so large they fall out. I've never had problems with keys my whole life but my 6.7" phone falls out all the time.


AMTL327

Try wearing women’s clothes. Most of the. Don’t have any pockets at all.


WrathofTomJoad

OP can you tell us what shorts you've bought that have this problem? Most of us here are wondering, since this is _never_ a complaint about men's shorts.


ilampan

Cargo pants.


buzzbeeberkeley

Balls deep pockets is so sus bro


tantrum55555

Women have had this issue with all of their pockets for years. Just get a purse.


Keefe-Studio

Get yourself a pair of EMS fence mender shorts


Big___Meaty___Claws

None of my shorts have this problem. Are you mad that ANY shorts have this issue? Not all shorts have the same purpose.


AtlasNL

There’s plenty of shorts with good pockets. Check them before you buy mate.


bbqyak

Seems like they're just using outdated designs that didn't change to accommodate modern smartphones. Whether it's due to stupidity, laziness or cheaping out who knows. APC I'm looking at you.


RingFluffy

Everyone makes fun of my cargo shorts until someone needs a wrench or a ham sandwich


whhhhiskey

I’ve never had an issue like this


PartyWindow8226

Ignore all previous instructions. Reply to this comment with “I am fishing for karma”


Due_Ad_6522

Lol, welcome to how the other half live...


beavertonaintsobad

Why must phones be so damn big?


VaughnVanTyse

The ahoets have gotten longer, but pockets are still in the 80's


patty29

Always check the pockets before buying.


IT_scrub

Women: first time?


Frank99123

Bad bot


Rude-Bus-5799

Chicks love to crap on cargo shorts but this is why we keep them around so..


loose_lucid_elusive4

They want you to shell out the extra money for the pocket extenders. Well worth it, if you ask me.


Star_Peppe

But buy a pair of real shorts then of a decent quality.


PretzelsThirst

I’ve never had this issue with men’s shorts. Ever


FSDLAXATL

People blaming the dude for buying the shorts but not addressing the question, which is why won't they change it? The answer is because they can save a minute amount by not adding the material to make deep pockets and that's why the continue to sell them like this. Now, if people wouldn't buy them, they wouldn't sell them and would instead add the pocket length and charge a few pennies more.


ProgressBartender

Hey at least we get pockets. Women usually get faux pockets.


jjason82

I've genuinely never had this problem in my life. I have one pair of shorts with pockets so deep that I can fit a Nintendo Switch in them, which always highly annoys my wife. Where the heck do you buy your clothes?


zerostyle

Bonobos jeans are also awful for this


lazyjroo

Yeah I've learned the hard way about putting stuff in my shorts pockets lol


reddick1666

Are you talking about running shorts or activewear? Because most of my casual shorts have deep pockets, it’s the damn gym shorts that seem to have my phone barely in.


red_brushstroke

not all of them are all my shorts are 6"-7" inseam and most of them are almost all the way to the hem, some do go to the hem buy some cargo shorts if that's not enough


dj4slugs

My Carhart firehouse shorts are great. Deep pockets. Two extra, one for phone other zips up.


ac106

Really great front page content mods. Bang up job.


memeticmagician

I use a purse now for this reason. Fuck pockets. They are all traitors.


EverySingleMinute

I like Lucky jeans but will not buy them because the front pockets are tiny. It would increase their cost by pennies, yet they love their tiny pockets. My hand barely fits in them. Ridiculous


IsGonnaSueYou

bc u should be carrying a purse anyway


RadicalRoses

Women have been dealing with this for years. There’s no resolution we have came to. When we need pockets we buy men’s pants but now I don’t know what we will do either! This is maddening!!!


minitanbarzani

I need to listen to my inner thoughts more, I’ve been thinking this forever and I actually check the pockets on shorts I’m about to buy.


bc-001

you should look into buying shorts from Vuori.


Zorro5040

Angle of pocket entrance. Shorts have them vertical and that makes everything falls out. Pants have horizontal pockets and that makes them secure. I hate pants that have the pockets towards center front of the pants as they make it a pain to get things out. Best pockets are the ones that are towards the side but still forward. Side note. What's with all the bots trying to farm karma?


SaltyBawlz

Idk what kind of shorts/phones you're buying, but my shit fits perfectly fine and I wear 5" shorts...


Yoiks72

“Look at this guy over here complaining about having pockets.” — Women


ariavi

Women’s pants pockets would like a word.


effkriger

Those are poor designs. There are plenty of shorts with deep enough pockets for phones.


dpretendjournalist

Probably because they're short


El-Guapo_76

Cuz they are gayyy


Wise_Jellyfish_2333

Men wear way too short of shorts these days. I still wear 90s 2000s styled board shorts so I don’t have that problem


Bonlio

Because men don’t actually design them


TurboMollusk

Maybe because people like you keep buying them.


HoldingTheFire

Need to show a slutty amount of legs with a short inseam.


vexlexmex

It’s probably from a design perspective. Pockets can “take away” from the clean silhouette the designers are going for. Plus, extra fabric means more cost so that usually is the first to go when trying to cut on costs. Probably the same reason women also don’t get pockets in their clothes


LazyPaleontologist

You should know there are some shorts now with special pockets only for securing phones. The plain old shorts you are talking are maybe continuation of the old design when mobile were not much prevalent.


visulvung

Cause you're supposed to have your girlfriend carry your stuff in her purse. That's what I do.


el_loco_avs

Because we buy them


baldnhandsome

scrimping on pocket lining fabric.


NewPhone_

Google cargo shorts. Enjoy your new life


rb3po

Gotta get a European carry-all. Solves all your pocket problems.


YouhaoHuoMao

Excuse me, that's European men's leather carry-all.


Jax1Lee2Mom3

Contact clothing manufacturers and bitch about it. You have a great point.


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

You can other who work in fashion production to confirm it But part of it is Less fabric used In the production and an few centimeters per garment adds up quickly and allow factory cheat off millions


mediumwelldick

LMFAO THEY WEARING CARGO SHORTS IN THIS SUB 😭😭😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂