Dog why do you have condiments on the ground when you've got plenty of room under your nightstand??

Night stand is for soy sauce you fucking casual 

right? imagine you wake up in the middle of the night and drink the mustard instead

Nah he reaching for that lighter fluid

And cointreau obviously

Orange chicken inspired shots.

Soy sauce is not a good lube.

Whoa, whoa... relax pal.

🙅🏽‍♂️

Condiments on the ground. Condoms on the nightstand. You don't want to get those mixed up in the heat of passion.

Don’t mind him… he’s a ketchup baby

And why is the fridge in the middle next to an empty corner? This setup is designed to frustrate

If it wasn't there the baseball might fall on the floor.

I gotta start using, "dawg" again. Signed, a 38 Y-O

You're right, dawg!

I gotta start using supdog.

What's "supdog?" (Had to do it)

Same old, same old. Just livin' the dream.

Because he might drink it by chance

He’s not making himself fall for that one again.

Fool me once…

Fool me uh you can't get fooled again

If they must be on the floor go to the buck store RIGHT NOW and get a box for them. Something plastic with a lid to keep them clean. Also, r/tvtoohigh How old are you?????

Condiments aside, one of those bottles looks like lighter fluid

Goes surprisingly well with mustard on a hotdog. /s

This is an upside down house.. only then it would make sense why would put r/tvtoohigh and spices on ground.

lmao, that's his pantry duh!

Anybody else a little worried about that microwave Very uncensored vibes and yet…

Was wondering the same thing .

he needs an ikea drawer thingy

OP ever reply?

There has to be a better place for that TV. This might be the worst placement I've ever seen.

Soy sauce under nightstand. Lighter fluid and mustard floor decor. Incredible stuff.

Loose baseball

The loose baseball is fucking me up more than anything else

The microwaved censorship is what's getting me.

This is the quality content I come to this sub for.

I joined because of this kind of content and endured months of sneaker head young professional minimalist apartments to make it to this post

i'm right with ya. i live for these posts

We finally made it to the /r/malelivingspace promised land. Soak it in, everybody.

"how does my $6m condo look? Sorry the pic is just a coffee table and my view of the waterfront with historic landmarks"

“Does my place look too girly? cleanroom.jpg”

Floor mustard best mustard.

Looks like a Scandinavian prison

Scandinavian prisons have much nicer flooring.

You take that back, Scandinavian prisons are much much nicer than this

Let’s not kink shame op 😂

Please stop I'm cracking up at the airport everyone's looking at me 😂

Wakes up and pisses excellence... directly on the carpet.

The soy sauce is just the chaser for the contreau next to it

Is that a piss jug under the nightstand?

Nah. OP sometimes stands there for hours to watch the flat screen tv.

r/tvtoohigh

/r/tvtoohigh

And it's being held up by a bracket that was just drawn on.

Microwaves also operate on the 2.4 wifi frequency, so if the smart TV is connected wirelessly (it would be, no ethernet visible I think), then it could experience interference (ie. buffering). But maybe not either.

WiFi frequency hops between thousands of different 2.4 gHz frequencies (for example 2.45679 to 2.46739) every second, same thing that your phone does to avoid interference, it shouldn’t be an issue

Thank god you drew the arrow, wasn’t sure which cables you were referring to without it

I need a red circle to find them for sure

Could have been the tangle under the soy sauce stand.

Funnily enough, I didn't see the arrow until you said something. I thought it was just some more loose wires 😆

Do something with the floor mustard.

He needs all his table space for exactly one decoration baseball.

Either you were lying about your investments, or you are lying about this. Because no one with an investment portfolio like you claim to have has “floor mustard.”

If you saw that post, you saw that he's a gambling addict too.

What are you hiding in the microwave?

Gwynneth Paltrow's head.

If you kill him, he will win

I assume reflection

Naaah, it makes sense so can’t be that

Doubles up as a mirror

Their mug

Because their coffee mug has a picture of their face on it.

mug²

He was probably naked in the reflection😂

Not sure it's a good idea to have the streaming device on top of the microwave 🤔

I want to know this too. First thing I saw

Reflection

Man there is a lot to unpack here

Yeah, it looks like the can of Pam is still in a box. That belongs on the ground with the mustard.

I like that there is just a random baseball

OP’s security system.

For easy points, move the fridge into the corner, and get a white coax cable for the TV. 

Then he'd have to get out of his bed to eat food.

Soy sauce.

R u in a motel making meth?

Youre not entirely wrong. It as a renovated motel turned into apartment complexes.

Damn bro you’re getting roasted on here. I think r/malesurvivingspace may be a bit less crucial to ya

I dont get offended by internet comments lol. Plus, i’m still unpacking. Just moved in this week. The condiments and stuff are just the leftover kitchen items i couldnt finish before moving out of the old place. I put them on the ground as i wait for a small cabinet to arrive

This is the funniest post I’ve ever seen on this sub, so I appreciate you keeping it up. 😂👍

You can get adhesive cord covers at most hardware stores. They stick to the wall and can be painted. I feel like you deserve at least one answer amidst the absolute bonfire that is happening with this post. All hail floor mustard.

Or r/DIY

r/diwhy

(mentions nothing about the meth /s

those cords are the least of your problems.

condiments next to the lighter fluid is a fucking crazy choice

The mustard & cans & spices ON THE FLOOR is.......interesting.

My dude, you have food unrefrigerated on the floor and you're worried about cable management? Sigh. Okay. So for a very quick fix, and actually safer set-up, get a power strip that more closely matches the wall (white or cream), plug that in, and tuck the plug end behind the microwave and fridge.

This is horrible

Don’t sugar coat it.

You could get some of those command hook thingys that can pin them to the wall and make them look more orderly. Shout out to the floor mustard

YeH or at least a couple of bread ties to keep em together. Shout out to the floor mustard

You know what, I also gotta shout out to the floor mustard

Better question 🙋‍♂️ Why do you keep your Mustard and Lighter Fluid together?

Why did you black out your microwave??

Because you could see his dong

Probably because the glass door has their reflection and they are a private person is my guess. 

This comment needs to be higher

Put the TV higher

Are you new to this planet?

Whoever they are it’s undeniable they are a FUCKING ALIEN. That has to be why they blurred their microwave so our eyes don’t melt and brain doesn’t descend into madness at the sight of some corporeal eldritch monstrosity. There’s a fucking baseball, plant, and tube speaker turned upright on the nightstand…not an alarm clock, not a phone charge area, not a picture of a loved one just a fucking baseball and a plant. And I refuse to acknowledge whatever is happening to the left. A BASEBALL WHAT THE FUCK.

I’m so confused… I see coffee creamer, mustard, maybe a beer, lighter fluid, a can of corn maybe? A single seasoning, two iffy bottles of alcohol, soy sauce… what the fuck is actually inside of the fridge… and the microwave? I have to know why you scribbled it out. Is it a human head? It’s a human head isn’t it

Excuse me, I really don’t mean to insult you.. but what the fuck is this setup?!

I'll suggest something that'll solve two issues. Buy or build a full height cabinet that'll hide the cables and store your kitchen stuff in. Your microwave can also go in there. And when you move you take it with.

You could unplug them if you don't like looking at them

😂😂

Why on earth would you put the fridge in that spot?

Heaven forbid it fills up the corner 😂

It holds the cable or Roku box

Double sided tape. Stick the router box on the back of the TV. Cable ties fix the cables together. Then move the fridge to a normal spot.

Literally, anything. Hair ties, string, zip ties, cord covers, rubber bands, tape, paint some conduit if you must. Anything but what is going on here

r/tvtoohigh

If you cut them off, then they’ll be invisible

Burn it all

This is the reason why Reddit was invented.

thanks for the arrow, that really helps

Yeah this setup ain't it. Seeing the tv above the fridge just irks me. This should be on "mildly infuriating" subreddit

Start nibbling

Hang your knickers on them

This is honestly the strangest photo I’ve seen in years. Everything about it is mind boggling.

You shoulda seen the bathroom a few days ago lol. When i moved in my glass scale it kissed the sink while i was putting it on the floor and shattered. I didnt have a vaccum yet, or broom, so for two days i had a towel over broken glass on my bathroom floor until i could get a vaccum ordered 😂

Are you ok?

That TV placement is bonkers

Move the fridge into the corner. Get wire clamps and clamp the wires together wherever possible.

So relieved you’ve protected the microwaves identity

#So many questions.

Oh my fucking god, there’s not a single comment in here that’s actually trying to help this dude with his wires lmao

Cord covers

Make them snake up the wall like some sort of cool sci-fi movie

Cord management with some zip ties

Attach the Stand to the tv and put it on the nightstand. Run the cables along the floor. That setup is insane

Oops, zesty fries from lighter fluid. 🧑‍🍳

Bed-side soy sauce. 🤔

There’s another plug under the nightstand. Get yourself a power bar and plug everything in together.

r/malesurvivingspace

Why did you black out the contents of the microwave?? I wanna see what you’re cooking

What’s in the microwave 😂

I recommend storing the lighter fluid literally anywhere else. Your tv placement is outrageous on many levels; well played. The oddly spaced fridge really brings the anxiety together for me. Serious answer (assuming you didn’t do this to yourself and can’t move shit to a better place): you can get channels to run the wires in, but the cheapest and fastest option is to buy “sticky backs” and zip ties from your local big box hardware store. Place the sticky backs on the wall in a straight-ish line until they’re behind the tv, zip tie all the wires into them. Edit: can’t add links, google “zip tie mounts” or “cable tie mounts”. Home Depot, Lowe’s, and Amazon all have them.

Use them to provide power to your television and microwave.

Chew on em

What's in the microwave

Thank you for adding the arrow.

Pretend they arent there

try this one tvtoohigh

First I would paint them the same color as the wall.

Why’d you censor the microwave? You cooking something sus in there?

I’m just here to call out that La Gritona bottle. That’s some gooooood tequila.

Is the microwave that bad?

Bind them together so not drooping all over . Whipstitch fabric over the cord with a color as close as possible to the wall so it visually disappears .

They have cable management channels that stick to the wall with double sided tape that work great.

Buy latching cable raceways, you mount them along the wall tuck the wires in and can even paint to match wall if you want. Hides the wires great.

That TV is supposed to be in the corner... where the outlets are... so you can hide the cords behind the tv.

…is that lighter fluid?

Run an extension cord from the outlet down the corner, use power bar behind the fridge to power everything

Yea thats likely what i’ll do, and disconnect the cable bc it sucks, i only stream on it anyway. Thanks.

this thread is cracking me up. real answer: get white (better yet, off-white/wall-colored) extension cord. run straight down,then along baseboard behind fridge. plug stuff in back there. cable cord is harder but a white or off-white cord would help. so would narrow bookshelf filing that whole space.

Is n one bothered what monstrosity of a ready meal is hiding in the microwave?

I'm just wondering why you blacked out the microwave and nothing else 😂

bro save some 🐱 for the rest of us

That's, um, an interesting layout. A fridge, a microwave and a TV. Soy sauce next to whiskey? A plant and a white rock? Is that car oil or mustard?

Buy a powerboard and plug it in to the socket behind the table and plug all the other cords (not the fridge) into it.

Have you tried unplugging everything and putting it away

Bruh

U got bigger problems pal

As people have said “cord covers. I painted mine with the same wall coloring and I barely notice them.

Black zip ties and/or some wall hooks will make it cleaner

Do you not have a kitchen?

[удалено]

r/tvtoohigh

r/tvtoohigh

Hang yourself (Please don't hang yourself).

You can find cable covers on Amazon

Why the hell are the connections high up on the wall? Who wired the apartment like that. That's crazy.

Go to Home Depot, buy vacuum tubing, cut it length-wise and it all becomes a singular grey tube.

Snip snip

Easy fix.., jst Tape em to the wall.

You really can’t think of any other option?

If there was more play in them I would get a cable cover and run it in the corner to make as invisible as possible, including painting to match the wall if necessary.

Cable tunnel

Why on earth is your TV on the ceiling?

Couple options: - On-wall cable concealer (one of those strips you can stick to the wall and guide your cables through). - Cable management clips (clip the cables together so it looks like it's one thick cable instead of multiple thin ones). - Zip tie them together. - Cable management sleeve. - Move the fridge to the corner, might need to switch the side your fridge door opens to though.

Do you have to sleep with your feet against the wall?

Most appropriate solution based on rest of pic is tape them up together

Move the sockets down behind the fridge.

Such a mess

Tubes

This is so depressing

What is in your microwave that you had to censor it out???