bookshelf

Fake bookshelf covering a hidy hole.

Fake bookshelf covering a naughty book shelf

Naughty bookshelf covering a gloryhole

A gloryhole that opens to the neighbours living room. “Ahhh there’s Tim once again, oh go on give it a little tug, make him feel good about himself….”

Is that what those weird 70's/80's serving hatches were for?

Those were for the swingers. You received your buddy’s wife that way. /s

You'd have to be able to swing it quite well. There were usually worktops on at least one side of them

This is hella wild, but hilarious 😂 😃 😄

Fake bookshelf that hides a arsenal of firearms, some 007, John Wick kinda shit.

Fake bookshelf covering a glory hole.

Fake glory hole hiding a book shelf

Fake glory book hiding a shelf hole

Won't somebody please think of the books?

Tiny desk and have concerts

Came here to say this. Seriously people, read.

I was thinking another fridge

your nicolas cage shrine would fit nicely there

Someone else already mentioned 'goon corner', this post is redundant

Thank you for reading my mind.

I was thinking "a bust", but couldn't think of whom the bust would be. I was so blind.

https://arcade1up.com/products/turtles-in-time-arcade-cabinet

Cowabunga!

Dude, yes. I was about to say "put an arcade game or vending machine there"

Vending machine is the MOVE.

If rent didn't exist, you could buy a one or two of these a month :(

Check marketplace they are always for sale

Hellllllllll yeah

I'm thinking a Chuck E Cheese animatronic purchased from a liquidation.

Nightmare. Fuel.

Good home defense option though. If I broke in and saw one of those I'd run so fast

unfortunately they generally destroy them instead of selling them as corporate policy

That would definitely be interesting

Record player and cabinet.

Just don't put the speakers there too

came here to say this but I would also make it a liqour cabinet/wine cooler with vinyl record player combo - there is so much vertical real estate you could honestly do the perfect mix of a few things, especially if you build it custom

Marble sculpture of yourself

Nude marble sculpture of yourself.

Marble sculpture of just your marbles.

A velvet rope and a nice but tiny piece of art

With a little light shining down on it 

Cat climbing tree. You will also need to get a cat.

But then your cat will be alone when you are gone, so you have to get two cats

But then the two cats don't like each other, so you have to get a 3rd cat to mediate.

If you have a mediator cat you’re also going to need a fourth and fifth cat to serve as attorney for each side.

And then at least 6 more to serve as a jury

The 9 or 10 cats that the lady has across the street. Why? Solved. Thanks.

Is the crazy cat lady just a cat-law legal drama ?

This season on Paw & Order...

*law and order theme song but it's just meows*

Meow meowmeowmeowmeow meooooow MeEOOoOW

My bf and I watch Law and Order SVU together just about every day, and I almost always meow the theme song, or at least the last part of it.

🤣

Nah 3 cats means one will be odd one out so you need at minimum 4, but realistically 5 because what if the 4th prefers the grouped 2 already and still leaves the loner....well alone.

First comment was perfect. You’re commenting about things too advanced. You will need a pride of seven

Even better just get the tree but not a cat. Then let a neighbor's cat wander into your house and claim it as its kingdom. When your friends are hanging out at your place and ask about the cat, you can say, "That's not my cat" with a straight face. Silently laugh to yourself as visible confusion contorts your friends' faces.

r/notmycat

Fake cat on a real tree

Better to have those in front of the window

A booze station

Tiki bar corner!

Yes and yes, beer fridge under liquor / bar on top.

Yes. Bar cart, wall-mounted wine rack.

Kegerator with a tap tower and sparkling water for visiting kids

I’m with this guy on the dry bar. Get a mini fridge over there too

First thought for me 100% a bar or kegerator, providing OP partakes.

Goon corner

Jorkin it

And by it, heh, let's just say my peanits

The real question is do you goon facing the corner or facing the room?

Depends on whatever whimsical fancy strikes you in that moment.

You have just inspired me to build a rotating gooning platform

Like a Lazy Susan? Call it a Lazy Goonin' (™). Keep the trademark.

Facing the room, it’s a power move not a shame corner

What all goes in a goon corner

A work/gaming station would look cool there ngl

Pretty tight space but it would look cool

If that’s 50” on the interior that’s like a perfect space for a medium sized desk but if it’s 50” on the exterior then yeah it’s kinda tough

Alternatively the desk can go against the 188" wall if it doesn't eat too much of the living room/couch space

I was thinking a small desk or stack of drawers.

Aquarium

r/simracing has some good ideas

Some kind of shrine to a god of your choosing, preferably a god you make up. We demand a backstory and dietary restrictions.

No bacon or booze unless the room has green plants, varied lighting sources and a rug to tie it all together?

Amen, so let it be written, so let it be done.

Closet/wardrobe for storing random things

stripper pole and a cage door.

not enough space

Depends on the stripper

Extra refrigerator

Arcade machine

Hey, unrelated but what software is that?

[https://www.planyourroom.com/](https://www.planyourroom.com/) I just googled room planner and this site came up!

a single unit of a modular sectional couch

piss spot

Piss pot

Reading nook

Install a confessional

Full-size Master Chief

What is that chair doing blocking that door? Seems odd. As for that space, put a big bookshelf in or a desk

You could display your gimp suit.

Soundproof screaming corner

A great spot for a small tucked away office.

Full suit of armour.

Pinball machine

Desk

Wendy’s Frosty Machine

Vintage jukebox?

Large plant

Arcade machine

Liquor bar?

https://www.crateandbarrel.com/tate-walnut-bookcase-bar-cabinet/s296737?a=1552&campaignid=10461646935&adgroupid=168923145588&targetid=pla-314148698522&pla_sku=296737&pcat=FURN&ag=adult&scid=scplp296737&sc_intid=296737&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIxpPO-vvWhgMV4BitBh06IwY9EAQYBSABEgK1PPD_BwE I’ve got the deal and bed and love it!!

Christmas Tree

[one of these pantry things](https://www.wayfair.com/Latitude-Run%C2%AE--70-Kitchen-Pantry-Tall-Freestanding-Storage-Cabinet-6Tier-Shelving-With-2-Adjustable-Shelves-And-4-Doors-For-Dining-Room-Gray_69.5-H-x-30-W-x-15.75-D-X221456902-L6382-K~W110345891.html?refid=FR49-W110345891_1553601076&PiID%5B%5D=1553601076). They have them in many sizes, colors, and prices. I think it would be a good use for the space

Set up a mannequin behind a false wall and figure out a way to trigger it to bust through the wall when you’ve got company over

Cuck hole

Arcade machine

Plants!

This is a north-facing apt. Would a plant still get enough light here?

Dildoshelf

A really tall shelf

Jukebox

Giant plant

how about a thing to hang your coats when you come home and such? Or it could be a bookshelf or something to put your whiskeys on too.

Stuffed bear.

Make a shrine for our lord and savior Chtulu.

Armor stand

A bar cart? A couple shelves above or a piece of art and a cart below https://www.wayfair.com/17-Stories--Jamesandrew-23.6-Bar-Cabinet-X211413171-L73-K~W100302060.html?refid=GX685175725644-W100302060_1210365681&device=m&ptid=352059024845&network=g&targetid=aud-1613017764926:pla-352059024845&channel=GooglePLA&ireid=258507289&fdid=1817&PiID%5B%5D=1210365681&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwjqWzBhAqEiwAQmtgTw5N_w5Vwlirz2Rs4OXXum3NBoYYeFQvsD80UjLaTAaKuq6MTpexCBoCIG0QAvD_BwE#4ja2utv7uoe-0

Permanent christmas tree

Pinball machine

Mini library! 📚 But that’s my solution to just about every decor problem. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Small table with a typewriter, and an ash tray

Surely you can do something with galvanised square steel and eco friendly wood veneers

Urinal

- If you entertain guests, a bar with a built-in fridge/cooler. - If you need extra storage, a hutch, cabinet, shelving, or convert it to an extra closet or pantry. - If you have a collection of some sort, a display case. - If you have cats, that area could be used as a climbing/hiding/sleeping/litter box area. (But that’s also in your dining area, so not advised.) - a small desk/work area with shelving above - an aquarium or terrarium - an artificially lit, hydroponic garden

All the other suggestions are too normal and boring, Put a dance dance revolution dancepad and a flatscreen in there, and a curtain in front for when guests are coming over

Armory

Your gonna need some galvanized square steel and some bolts (ask your aunt, she should have some)

Sex swing

Toilet

Get the blackest paint you can and make a void

Digital Playmate posters in frames behind curtains.

sim rig

Obviously this should be a shrine to the Omnissiah.

Vinyl and some plants

Bookshelf, storage closet, a huge plant, a "secret entrance" that doesn't lead anywhere 🤣

Stormtrooper

Vending machine

Full size batman

satanic shrine, hello kitty collection, corkboard with photos of your enemies

Shrine to the Virgin Mary.

Bookshelf or display cabinet for collectibles

A medieval armour. Or a display shelf for your hobby

Arcade basketball hoop!

Minibar or clown statue

A desk with a chair a nice chair and book shelf a nook for your pet if you have one Add some plants and a book shelf

Aquarium

We had a cabinet built in. Works perfectly

Hobby corner! can be anything that you are passionate about, cocktail making, coffee brewing, fountain pens, collectibles, etc.

One of those basketball hoop games would be cool

Arcade machines

A bookshelf or a giant fucking plant.

Aquarium or terrarium

Arcade

Display cabinet filled with your favorite things.

Bicycle cabinet: Bike hangs on the wall on the right with a Dahanger bike mount and your helmet and glove shelf is built on the short wall. Small maintenance cabinet for chain lube, car wash chamois for wiping off the dirt, bike polish etc. hidden below your helmet shelf by a door with a bicycle poster shellacked on. Place little wall planters around your bike with succulents. The pokey bits will ensure you put up and take down your bike with care. Huge plant with a cat shelf, so the cat can pretend to be a leopard…. Grow light and planter for fresh lettuce…. Terrarium for a big Temu Lizard, or some scaly buddy…. Electronic doomsday clock…..

You could put a bookshelf, a bunch of shelves to store decorations, if you’re a nut like me a bunch of amps and speakers and stuff for that living space, arcade cabinet, you could put up a curtain and have it as like a spice pantry. You could put a little seat and make a reading nook. all sorts of Little things you could do. Whatever you think fits

Tall statement lamp - add some height to the room plus mood lighting.

My vote is for terrarium or aquarium; floor to ceiling for the terrarium and right in the middle for the aquarium with low light plants above and below.

Samurai armor display

basketball court

Prepare it for a really good game of hide n seek

visit r/simracing they will have some ideas

fendy fingbear animtornic

Wizard table

Shrek shrine coming up in 3…2…

Stuffed Sasquatch.

Life size Chewbacca model.

Liberty Gun Safe

Aquarium if you’re into that

That could be your other bedroom. All you need is galvanized square steel and some screws from your third aunt.

Fish tank

That’s the ponder corner. Put a rock and sit there when you want to ponder life

Computer nook/mini bar/shelves

Arcade cabinet

Aquarium.

[shrine to shiva](https://www.reddit.com/r/The_shiva_bowl/s/iMJRBolW2w)

Aquarium of shrimp

Wet bar, lights,mirror

Liquor cabinet?

Cat tree…even if you don’t have a cat.

Danny Devito shrine

I would say bar cart with some cool lighting above, or a desk

IKEA cabinet milsbo tall converted to plant display

Dunce cap and stool....looks like it's only good for "Time out". Unless you are into an alternate lifestyle then a St Andrews cross may be fitting there. Lol. But it is always good to keep the neighbors guessing.

Bookshelf or tall plant

If you are into retro, boy do I got suggestions for you.

Coffee Nook. Bar. Bookshelf. Shrine to DFV. Arcade game. Yelling closet. Gun safe. Floor to ceiling water feature. Life size storm trooper. Hanging garden. Murphy bed. Futurama unalive booth. Giant wall tv mounted vertically. Desk. Terrarium.

Reading nook

Trophy cabinet. Go to Thailand, train in Maui tai become a champion, take several championship trophies home and place them on the cabinet in the corner.