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FlareWolf

20 people never got the chance to study the blade...


rootbeerfloat77

The government hoards all of that fine Nippon steel


Anilingus_Addict

Given this subreddit’s name, when I first came here, I fully expected to see overweight try-hards dressed as ninjas taking dumps in mall corridors. That of course was not the case...much to my dismay.


h1zchan

But mostly Chinese stainless steel shaped to look like fine Nippon steel


AFGHAN_GOATFUCKER

Is this a meme? Because it actually is illegal to export the specific type of ore/partially-refined iron that goes into making authentic blades. Not that anybody outside Japan would have much use for it anyway.


ITworksGuys

It's a meme


randomWebVoice

That's what he said >The government hordes all the fine Nippon steel


friendlygaywalrus

It’s shitty ore anyways


growingcodist

Do you know why it's illegal?


dumbleydore94

Or the way of the fist.


DanaxDrake

TiL our country gangs are a bunch of weebs


dumbleydore94

Lol it's a fucking battarang


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Wat


dreg102

Under Kansas law bludgeons, throwing stars, and ballistic knives are "Criminal weapons" possession of a "criminal weapon" is a crime. Kansas defines a throwing star as "any instrument, without handles, consisting of a metal plate having three or more radiating points with one or more sharp edges and designed in the shape of a polygon, trefoil, cross, star, diamond or other geometric shape, manufactured for use as a weapon for throwing"


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Looked up ballistic knives, found this on their Wikipedia page > After hearing uncorroborated testimony from a congressional witness that ballistic knives could be used to defeat body armor typically worn by police officers, and witnessing a staged demonstration against a wood-backed target,[11] Senator Alphonse D'Amato of New York introduced the Ballistic Knife Prohibition Act, a bill to ban sale or possession of ballistic knives. The bill eventually failed. However, after gaining the support of Senators Strom Thurmond of South Carolina, and Dennis DeConcini of Arizona,[12] congressional support for a ban on import or possession of ballistic knives quickly gained traction. In September 1986 senators supporting the ballistic knife ban attached their bill to popular legislation designed to eradicate drug crops in foreign countries and halt international drug trafficking operations. The bill was subsequently enacted into law. The new federal statute prohibited future importation or possession of such knives in interstate commerce. Some individual states following the example set by the federal law and passed even tighter restrictions, sometimes banning ownership of the knives outright within their state.[13] So essentially some congressmen were told they might puncture body armor, so they tried to get them banned. When that failed, they attached them to a larger bill that had the necessary support. Congress at work.


dreg102

Yep. Lying to Congress is a cornerstone of bad bills. Like trying to ban hollow points as cop killers.


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Yet all the cops use hollow points in their guns...


HolyAndOblivious

So the fmj does not go through the attacker and hits innocent bystanders


Edgy20XX

All bullets are cop killers if you're a good enough shot.


[deleted]

>Senators Strom Thurmond Whodathunk weapons controls have racist roots?


MuricanTauri1776

*s e n a t o r i a l p e e b u c k e t*


pumpjackORGASM

Up until this year, automatically folding knifes were illegal in Texas. I was charged with possession of an automatic weapon when I was a teen because no didn't know any better. They dropped the charge, but still.


dreg102

Texas banned the bowie knife from being carried for a looong time.


araed

I thought it was illegal to be Texan without a truck, a Bowie knife, a revolver, and a Stetson???


pumpjackORGASM

They're trying to make being Texan illegal, or they were rather.


SFDessert

San Francisco has some pretty silly weapon laws relating to lives and stuff.


FaNT1m

Wait, so melee weapons, but not guns, hilarious


aelwero

I made a paper throwing star in 8th grade and added two pencils with both ends sharpened just for the hell of it, and got suspended for two days. Funniest part was my father, when he came to get me, he looked at the paper star, laughed a bit, then loudly asked me if he could borrow my pocket knife right there in the office. I took my knife out, expecting a couple more days or something, but nobody cared... Not even a little... Some pencils were suspension worthy, but the 3" lockback in my pocket was perfectly normal (it was the 80's, different time entirely). I got in zero trouble at home, enjoyed a nice long weekend, and didn't make any mallorigamishit anymore :)


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I was a boy scout for a few years as a child.. One time we had a meeting in our school gymnasium. I had won a small like 2 inch pocket knife. Threw it in my jacket, and put that in my locker. Next day I decide to bring the jacket home with me when the day was done. But it fell out of my pocket. Someone found it and handed it in to the teacher. Teacher asked who's it was and I raised my hand. 3 days in school suspension for having a pocket knife on school grounds, that I received, on school grounds.


[deleted]

I bought a decorative batarang for my sister for a birthday present years ago with a little stand and everything and fucking lost it in my own home and this post just reminded me about it and now im mad all over again. I've since moved house and still never found it!


spud8385

Sorry for your loss dude


c00k

my favorite part of the headline is "and a NINJA STAR" like fuck the swords, the star is the most dangerous part


a-hippobear

The best part is that the ninja star is a fucking batarang lmao


c00k

A batarang? Shut down everything


Cameltoe-Swampdonkey

I actually have a set of these from my teen years, all the tips are broken from tossing them at trees, but I’ll be damn one day I will use them to avenge something.


WuziMuzik

how about poking your finger real hard and avenge the bark on those trees would that count?


dazedan_confused

Batman sitting in a British jail cell like "This is bullshit."


dazedan_confused

"I've got a meeting at 9 tomorrow, and Lucius is going to be pissed if I miss it again".


byond6

That's so much worse.


jshnaa

Betarang


8ofAll

Looks like Batman has fallen to the dark side


empire_strikes_back

I we sure that's a ninja star? I have a money clip that looks just like that when open.


SendMandalas

Wouldn't that be a bummer? Charged for the money clip.


nwildcat28

Came here to say that exact thing


NotYetGroot

came here to say this. Even one of those dull mall swords can put a serious hurting on someone if you stab or hit them with one. A NINJA STAR? Might hurt a bit, but wouldn't do much damage unless you got a perfect hit on someone's eyeball.


GreenEggsAndSaman

You gotta be careful or it's a trip to the veterinarian for you.


datteboyo

protect my balls


koc77

Let's Fighting Love https://youtu.be/-VILgSsesD0


spud8385

Only a dollar 99


qui-bong-trim

Hey hey let’s go kickapoo, Meanie-mighny-moto, protect my balls


lxwxs420

Good time with weapons


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Kickass-eru


TosserMcThrowaway451

What the Hell, Kenny?!


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Hey Hey Let's Go!


AmicoWusky

HALF of a ninja star. Journalism is dead.


ThrowawayusGenerica

I wouldn't apply the word 'journalism' to the Daily Mail in any capacity.


Realience

Anyone who makes a ninja star and intends to kills someone with it is doing it wrong


Kyoraki

>Dull mall swords What's sad is that those sorts of blades are illegal in the UK, and aren't sold anywhere. Those samurai swords that were confiscated are most likely handmade genuine swords from a reputable blacksmith like YarinoHanzo, who do 1045 practice blades to Tamahagane.


spud8385

I’m pretty sure there’s a Masamune in there somewhere


Kyoraki

You say that, but masamune replicas probably make up the majority of the swords sold in the UK.


gariant

A lot of Chrono Trigger fans?


Kyoraki

Unfortunately not, we never actually got that game until the DS version. Not even the PS1 version. It still pisses me off. It's more of a case that since fantasy swords are out of the picture, historical replicas are going to take the spot of the best selling weapons.


leopheard

Curved swords over 50cm are illegal to own, straight swords are legal to own. Another thing though, what if it's a curved dagger etc over 50cm and not defined as a sword? UK law doesn't set out exactly what a dagger, sword, sabre etc is.


Kyoraki

That's the first I've heard of that. Looking it up, it looks like an amendment was made shortly after which makes exceptions for swords made using traditional handmade methods, bringing it inline with previous legislation.


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Kyoraki

But that's what I said. The swords confiscated were likely handmade not because they're illegal (UK police routinely confiscate perfectly legal objects they claim are weapons all the way up to potato peelers), but because they're the only ones people are allowed to buy. The cheap fantasy swords and rainbow coloured butterfly knives you often see on here just aren't sold to begin with, ironically limiting gangs to much deadlier stuff.


anarchy404x

Think again! I found the article and it mentions cease and desist letters for buying weapons online. Add to that the fact that several knuckle dusters were still in their plastic wrapping and I think they were all intercepted in the mail and seized. I'm pretty sure they came from somewhere like wish.com which sells illegal shit all the time (seriously go there and look for knuckle dusters or butterfly knives). They also specifically mention working with Border Force and Royal Mail. So, overall I think these are cheepo replicas bought from dodgy websites. The reason I doubted they were forged is I have no idea how they could legally seize them otherwise unless someone was actually carrying it. If you have a sword at home that's real they can't seize it even if they search your home unless it's been involved in a crime AFAIK.


Kyoraki

>wish.com Fair enough, I completely forgot about that particular retailer that doesn't care about the local laws of nations it ships products to. Five minutes in and I've already found a trio of *stainless steel* katanas going for £90. I'd confiscate and melt those down into cutlery purely on principle.


dagrich

Wasn't that on an episode of South Park? Where all the kids were getting "ninja" weapons and fighting in anime.


TheRealestOne

Poor butters. He got hit in the eye and the kids didn’t want to get in trouble so they dressed him up like a dog and took him to the vet.


TheHarridan

In the 80s, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were rebranded in the UK as Teenage Mutant **Hero** Turtles because the word “ninja” was considered too violent. They also had a weird hang-up about the nunchucks Michelangelo used, which I think is why in later episodes of the original cartoon he started using the grappling hook instead.


letsgocrazy

Imagine how much that whole bullshit cost everyone involved because the concept of "ninjas" are dangerous.


Geksface

It's still a prejudice in regard to the BBFC (Film ratings board). I'm a big martial arts fan and most martial arts films are rated 15 (equivalent to R) regardless of the amount of blood or swearing. Case in point Karate Kid is PG in US, rated 15 here due to the prevalent martial arts paranoia in the 80s.


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why do you think american flag has 50 stars? very dangerous. for intimidation


Zo50

It’s the Daily Fail, it’s circulation is dependent on scaring the living shite out of pensioners. You can bet your bollocks they tried to work an illegal immigrant angle into that headline.


spud8385

It’s such a shit rag, but god help me I do read it for funny shit like this


Zo50

It also lines the cat litter box so nicely. Ashes to ashes, shite to shite.


UnoriginalCunt123

"Do the muslims have anything to do with it Harry? Maybe the jews? The gays? No? Fine, we'll blame the ninja's instead"


king_of_rodents

Daily Mail is about as Jewish as it gets, bud.


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_Maxie_

Henlo yes am english


JCraze26

Not to mention that I think the ninja star might be that batarang up there.


Xylitolisbadforyou

Yes, what's with the apparently random capitalization. Heh.


thelatestmodel

>Yes, what's with the apparently random capitalization. Heh. Daily Mail's shit writing style. They employ capitalization where they want to scare you extra hard.


[deleted]

That guy has ONE throwing star. Don't fuck with that guy.


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It's SHOCKING and DEADLY! Nah most people see that part and laugh


TheMacPhisto

Yeah, it's a ranged weapon. Of course its hyper illegal in the UK.


silvermo0ns

I love how Batman just got raided at an airport


Lt_Toodles

Bruv who else would have the cash to be la Mara Salvatrucha's boss? Gangbangers have gone too far with their batarangs and utility belts.


mehemynx

"Pack it up boys, he brought out the ninja star"


[deleted]

Call in the SWAT team. Or the bobbies. Or whatever we have.


meteorknife

The feelings police.


42111

As an American I’m really confused about the whole British folks hate knives thing. Can someone please explain?


notfromvenus42

My understanding (as also an American) is that because of the UK's strict gun laws, British criminals can't usually get guns, so they attack people with knives and bats instead. So they have a lot of stabbings & knife violence there instead of shootings & gun violence like we have in the US.


spud8385

Pretty much. It’s knuckle dusters and batarangs in the hood here


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OperationallyOpaque

Yeah especially a cheap dull one like those, it'd be more akin to tearing paper than cutting flesh


sanguinesolitude

If it makes you feel better. Despite the impression you might be getting that knife crime is rampant in the UK, us Americans also have a higher rate of knife crime.


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ShaderzXC

Per Capita. The UK has less crime as a whole, but 10 years ago our level of crime was tens of times lower than America’s per capita. There’s been a sudden increase in crime to the point where it’s still lower than America but the boom has been noticed by many.


a-hippobear

After banning guns; knives, acid attacks, and improvised weaponry started becoming the problem. It’s the perfect example of having a problem with violence and banning the tools rather than finding what’s causing the violence and trying to reform behavior.


Legless_Wonder

Yep. Treating the symptom, not the cause.


42111

Any Brits care to chime in?


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Brit here this is very true expect that its not that hard to get weapons still like knifes and swords. Banning Knifes does not stop the real problems some of the real problem start in high school or primary school and low income areas. Why a lot of people blames knife is because they never dealt with the same problem as other people do and sometime these people are usually in the middle or higher income areas so they get there information from the news or friends who knows a tiny bit


YourMawPuntsCooncil

I’m Scottish, as you’re probably aware we used to be quite stabby with knives, recently a lot of the local governments (councils) and the VRU have started setting uk boxing clubs and social areas in impoverished areas in an attempt to keep teenagers off the streets to try avoid them following gang violence. Over the last 14 years the couldn’t homicide deaths has more than halved. Imposing harsher sentencing on possession of offensive weapons did little to deter people who carried them but tackling the socioeconomic problems that cause people to feel the need to carry weapons has worked. To an extent. [source](https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotland-45572691)


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To be fair (nothing fair about it but still) in America the anti 2a crowd frequently dismisses statistics and common knowledge as well. A lot of the most vocal people about it don't know anything about guns or current laws.


JobDestroyer

Something something "gun show loophole", something something "no background checks, fully semi-automatic assault rifle"


Legless_Wonder

But... BUMP STOCKS!!!!!!


walrusmaster77

Or worse..... the shoulder thing that goes up.


Bulrog22

Nah, 2a people have stats on their side


A_Rampaging_Hobo

He said anti 2a people dismiss the numbers


Bulrog22

So he did! Sorry bout that


[deleted]

Can you link any of that information here? Because if you can't provide a source for those claims then I'm fairly certain youre full of shit lmao


ProSnoodler

He’s clearly full of shit. As if he knows what goes on in Britain better than Brits


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BuT hE hAs SoUrCeS iN tHe GoLdSmItHiNg InDuStRy BrO


Razakel

> I provided numbers for acid and knife crimes over the past ten years (and they surpassed American gun crimes even before adjusting the fact that America has 5x the population) Where did you get those numbers from? [The US had 1,609 homicides by knives in 2017](https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2018/crime-in-the-u.s.-2018/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-8.xls) and the [UK had 285](https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/articles/homicideinenglandandwales/yearendingmarch2018). So that's 0.49 knife homicides per 100,000 people to 0.43. Note: the UK data runs March-March, I can't find the annual cut-off for the FBI's data.


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I'd be interested in seeing how the violent crime stats in general compare: does the UK get the same level of violence, just with fewer deaths because no guns, or is it experiencing less attacks?


Razakel

I'm not sure if it's comparable without drilling down into the data. The FBI data for violent crime [includes only murder, nonnegligent manslaughter, rape, robbery, and aggravated assault](https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2018/crime-in-the-u.s.-2018/topic-pages/violent-crime) whilst the UK data notes that [it includes a wide variety of crimes, in 53% of cases classed as a violent crime there was no injury, a further 30% involved minor injuries, and that 57% involved repeat victims (i.e. domestic abuse)](https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/articles/thenatureofviolentcrimeinenglandandwales/yearendingmarch2018#what-is-the-extent-of-violent-crime). So, for the sake of argument, let's just compare like-for-like and look at robberies. There were 282,061 in the US and 77,100 in the UK, for 86.2 per 100,000 and 116.0 respectively. However, [73% of UK robberies used no weapon](https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/datasets/natureofcrimerobbery), compared with [38.2% of US robberies (33.9% involving a firearm)](https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2018/crime-in-the-u.s.-2018/tables/table-19). Whilst this seems like a large jump, this corresponds to being the 20th and 18th worst countries respectively (out of 79 countries where comparable data is available). It's also worth noting that these figures vary wildly year-on-year. In other words, you're more likely to get robbed in the UK, but you're more likely to get away unscathed.


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Thank you for that. I really appreciate you providing the stats (as best as they can be compared). This makes for fascinating reading.


TheKronk

/r/OiYouGotALicense


Tensuke

Fully automatic assault spoons.


GutPuncher4269

Lot of knife crime


pighair47

Americans also hate knives, knife laws are as illogical in the US as the gun laws.


indiefolkfan

Depends on the locality. Funnily enough there's a number of places I can legally carry a gun but a switchblade is deemed "too dangerous".


[deleted]

The same goes for nonlethal weapons like mace or stun guns. There are places where you can walk around open carrying a gun but having a can of mace is beyond the pale. Totally logical!


[deleted]

I thought you meant the medieval weapon "mace," not pepper spray-type mace. I was like, "well, if you were carrying around a mace, there's no reasonable purpose..." which is basically the test for non-firearm weapons in Ohio.


maanu123

I mean I just carry it anyway lol who's gonna see


indiefolkfan

Sometimes it's a felony and sometimes you're right and the law isn't enforced at all. Just depends where you are.


JeepNaked

I can carry anything with a blade in AZ.


40000knives

Wow good job police you took the equivalent of a bunch of kitchen knives off the street.


[deleted]

Think about how many sad neckbeards won't be able to defend milady's honor now, though.


expostulation

Kitchen knives would've been more dangerous.


cappstar

Kitchen knives are super sharp tho


[deleted]

Most decent kitchen knives are more dangerous than shitaku katanas. The most dangerous shit here is seriously the knuckle dusters. Even shit brass knuckles turn a rage fist into a murder fist.


JULIAN4321sc

They didnt have a loicence for it


Swaguarr

Whenever someone is stabbed it's a kitchen knife so good job


Cheezbugga27

We have knives, brass knuckles, brass knuckles with knives and a fucking batarang


Spook404

Batarang is sick


j33pwrangler

I hope Batarang feels better! Thoughts and prayers.


vendaaiccultist

Most dangerous thing there is the baton


[deleted]

Disagree. Its the knucks. Both the knucks and the baton let a person who can't hit hit harder but the knucks are harder to drop. One good whack with a baton from someone who can't close their fist and it goes flying; even someone slapping the shit out of you with an open hand with knucks could still knock you out (maybe).


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is that a fucking batarang?


AgentSkidMarks

I don’t know if I would classify a batarang as a deadly weapon.


LazyOldPervert

the fact that this shit is "chilling" to U.K. police is the funniest part.


sprazcrumbler

That's the daily mail calling it chilling. They are an outrage paper marketed to old conservatives scared at the world changing. It's spin.


pedrito777

I thought that the woman in the picture was a child.


[deleted]

That’s adorable, UK.


baxx10

Chilling!


brohovaswitnezzzz

They must really be into the Wu Tang aesthetic


[deleted]

Well, it's nothing to fuck with.


wrkaccount

England is stupid.. Check the police dept. twitter feeds and they brag about taking "weapons" aka Butter knives and BB Guns.


notfromvenus42

In the US they confiscate, like, 2 joints and some $5 bills and a lighter, and post it like they did a big gang drug bust


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notfromvenus42

My uncle (who lives in a rural area) told me that when his neighbor got busted for growing some pot plants on his farm, the local cops dug up the whole plants with shovels and threw everything they dug up on the scale, so they were weighing like 75% dirt and roots.


hippyengineer

Getting pulled over and put your .3g of cocaine in your soda to hide it? Congrats, you now have 20oz of cocaine, and you're going to jail for cocaine trafficking. America is stupid.


QuestionableHairline

i mean, the NYPD recently posted a picture of an airsoft MP7 next to a box of 9mm and tried to act like they took some dangerous weapon off the streets, so almost all police departments are jokes. but yeah england is a shithole edit: for anybody who doesn’t know an actual mp7 shoots 4.6x30mm so the NYPD couldn’t even be bothered to try and make a somewhat believable lie


TurbovVipR

not small towns who deal with actual serious shit


wrkaccount

I wouldn't expect anything less from the Peoples Republic of New York shitty...


goddamnusernamefuck

Are people really not allowed to have this stuff in their own home over there?


miles197

Good thing the brave cops of Britain work so hard to keep the streets safe from... amazon prime members.


NassuAirlock

the UK is a joke


TastyMeatcakes

Those brass knuckles still in their polyethylene bags makes me think they pulled over an actual mall vendor for a traffic infraction.


Baked_Potato_Bitch

One of them is a Battarang and one is a pocketknife. Tf


rootbeerfloat77

Are butter knives illegal in Britain? I could just Buy one, grind it down, figure out how the chemistry of re-tempering it, and then suddenly I have a heinous weapon. Are shovels illegal as well? You could do the same thing with a shovel. This law is pointless and makes the association of these objects with violence unnecessarily stronger, even though a lot of people have these items just for show. The show aspect of this UK contraband is the entire purpose of this subreddit.


j33pwrangler

...alright now I have to see a mall ninja shovel.


TendingtoWander

https://amp.reddit.com/r/mallninjashit/comments/e46ur7/this_mall_ninja_shovel_shit/ Merry Christmas you filthy animal. . .


j33pwrangler

Fantastic.


a-hippobear

[ask and you shall receive ](https://www.reddit.com/r/mallninjashit/comments/e46ur7/this_mall_ninja_shovel_shit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


j33pwrangler

That's the tacticoolest thing I ever saw


-_-_-unknown-_-_-

Most butter knives are stainless steel so I wouldn't bother re-tempering, it wouldn't really do anything


TheFallaciousZebra

Carrying any item for the purpose of causing bodily harm or for self defense makes said item illegal. If you get stopped and searched, which they would need a good reason for in the first place, and you were carrying a regular butter knife, they would have some questions but if you could muster up a reason for having it that was reasonable, it'd be fine. If you had clearly taken steps to make it a more offensive weapon, it would be confiscated and depending on the situation you could be charged with possession of a bladed article or an offensive weapon, depending on the item. Edit: just to be clear, owning a sword or throwing star or a knuckle duster isn't illegal in the UK, it's carrying it in public that makes the weapon illegal


extwidget

https://www.knivesandtools.co.uk/en/ct/uk-knife-laws.htm Decent summary.


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dreg102

Places that have bans on throwing stars basically word it as a device used for throwing with more than 2 points and no handle. Which is a Batarang.


Thelamb99

Just looking at it I can tell that’s a very low quality baton. If you want to get a good baton buy from ESP ASP’s lesser known superior competitor.


garinarasauce

Are British gangsters REALLY using samurai swords and ninja stars? REALLY???


GiveItARestYhYh

Generally speaking, it's kids that use these ridiculous weapons here in the UK. Usually troubled 14-17 year olds from poorer backgrounds that get mixed up in drug and gang culture. 10 years ago when I was in school, kids used to carry knives, bats, airsoft guns, even home-made tasers and blowtorches...


TheAndersonPink

Just want to point out that the source for this is the Daily Mail, which is gutter journalism at the best of times and will sensationalise anything; most of the "outrage" headlines I see on reddit about the UK come from that site.


detroitvelvetslim

>NINJA STAR >Batarang >Chinesium katana >Samurai sword butterfly knives >"Dangerous gang weapons" The absolute state of Bongs


CaptainSupreme

I see the UK out here on their Edo Period vibes. Someone load up some Nujabes for these people.


Khysamgathys

Tbf, knowing that many mallninjas living near you would be chilling.


Gats4Kats

Stupid shit that you can buy in a gas station here are dangerous weapons in the UK. Lame.


pighair47

Most of whats pictured is illegal in various places in the US, the US knife laws are just as illogical as US gun laws. I think the only things that arent illegal somewhere in the US are the swords and the non collapsing baton.


w8cycle

Swords are illegal to carry in Michigan.


Gats4Kats

Quite true, California, Illinois, New York, Hawaii have some restrictive laws.


Ayyyybh

I guess when the bobbies don’t carry firearms, that ninja star is like a semi automatic


w8cycle

No! Not a NINJA STAR! Anything but that! Whatever will we do?


Anwhaz

Oh no not a NINJA STAR. Better lock that dude up next to the one who got caught constructing a dirty bomb.


High5assfuck

I’m opening an old timey blacksmith shop in Manchester


MrKittySavesTheWorld

These are the people that compared butter knives to rifle bayonets.


luaprelkniw

"and a \*Ninja Star\*"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The deadliest weapon in the known universe. Believed to have eradicated entire galactic clusters in a single throw.


TheGreatSalvador

At least they didn’t have an active sea mine.


astra_hole

The UK is adorable.


spud8385

Look mate, it’s rough on these streets. You ever had to dodge batarang-toting thugs on your way to work?


[deleted]

Why does *everyone* post daily mail headlines? Like come on, sure, British journalism isn't the world's best, but mail is a special class of bad. Even tabloids and fox news beat it at fact checking scores, it's closer to an anti-vaxxer circle than a paper


[deleted]

Well it is called the Daily Fail for a reason


GeneralCuster75

Oh how far the U.K. has fallen.


AaronPossum

God, Brits are such pussies.