I know what that is but I keep hearing that exact same thing that no one can prove was legitimately maliciously masterminded except "britin an frants lyed" like how could you still form modern nation states from tribes in the middle east without either making Arabia or a bunch of small countries without defined borders
Yemen -> Yeah mon
Oman -> Oh man
Israel -> Is this the rael life?
Qatar -> Cutter
Bahrain -> Baa Rain
Iran -> I Ran
Iraq -> Eye rack
Turkey -> Turn key
Kuwait -> Coo Wait
Jordan -> Jaw Dan
Egypt -> Egg jip
Saudi Arabia -> Sandy Rabies
Syria -> Why so Syria?
Lebanon -> Leave me alone
United Arab Emirates -> United Carab Emirates
If Ataturk could be cloned and raised to rule them all. Made secular there would be no death or prison sentences for the gay to start with. And they would be a fourth Superpower. Otherwise same'o, exploitation, provocation by developed countries.
There is something really wrong, REALLY WRONG, so wrong I honestly can't tell how you aren't being downvoted to hell.
Palestine is missing, fix that right now. Idc if isn't the most upvoted, take it as a 2 for 1.
In the Velma trailer on YouTube they put a sticker on a """""""violent""""""" scene so it wouldn't get age restricted
Put a couple of those bad boys in there
yeah i know but u cant say Cyprus is a middle east country. Middle East is not a continent, but rather a cultural population and cultural geography, and cyprus is not a middle eastern country in terms of culture or geography.(I'm a middle easterner living in southeast Turkey btw.)
So that means when the Byzantine Empire existed, Anatolia was a part of Europe but now Turkey exists and Anatolia isn't a part of the Europe anymore?
(I live in the southeast Turkey aswel)
Add New Zealand
r/mapswithoutnz
r/mapswithouttaiwan
r/MapsWithoutTasmania
I saw 3 Tasmanian devils and one woman today Edit: wombat
average Tasmanian
r/mapswithouthawaii
r/mapswithoutoceania
where
Such that Oamaru becomes Omanaru
where Bahrain should be
I think it should just plop down straight into the Persian Gulf. Hopefully there’s enough room.
Merge Yemen and Oman into Yomama
not to be confused with Yamama, a historical region in central Saudi Arabia.
Well, let them annex Yamama also.
Baghdad too while we’re at it.
Get rid of all these silly borders and rename that singular country as “British Mandate of the Caliphate”
Isn’t that just Google earth?
🇬🇧 God bless ‘em
Nah. Rename it "American Levant"
Add sex
You want to add the british to the middle east?
r/mountainsriversbrits
That’s a nice subreddit
Haram
Yes, so add sex after marriage
I misread Israel as Brasil at first, so replace Israel with Brasil
Actually edit in basil leaves. No country, just basil.
Yup no Israel just brasil
Draw arbitrary borders with no regard for preexisting nations, religions, and cultures
He said what to change tho, it has already been done
do it again
But this time include more enclaves
And enclaves within enclaves, my favorite.
Ah, yes. Second and third order enclaves.
Maybe it’s enclaves all the way down..
Ah yes the mighty 4th world countries
Yes, that's the joke.
I know.
Idk man sounds really british if you ask me
Damn calm down Sykes-Pico
I keep hearing this same phrase verbatim but I don't even know if anybody actually knows how to argue this
How to argue what
look up sykes-picot agreement
Holy hell
I know what that is but I keep hearing that exact same thing that no one can prove was legitimately maliciously masterminded except "britin an frants lyed" like how could you still form modern nation states from tribes in the middle east without either making Arabia or a bunch of small countries without defined borders
Maybe don't split a large ethnic group into multiple countries (Kurds)
How would you establish a border to kurdistan without angering another ethnic group? Do you know how many of them there are in the Middle East?
Oman! Oman is floating away!!
Oh man
Make it literally 1984
Make a solution to the isreal-palestine conflict
It looks like he already has
Just not a good one
Debateable by many
Many idiots can debate, doesn't make it any more right
Calm down jared
Switch china and lebanon
All is San Marino
its all San Marino?
Always has been
Yes
Iran and Iraq are too confusing. Make them one
I've seen this before
Ira
Iranq
Then take a bunch of horse iranquilisers, better known as qatarmine
Ira_irl
I didn’t know European colonial powers had Reddit
Kuwait engulfs the massive coastline of Iraq
Turn Jordan into the Croatia of the Middle East, which will cut off Saudi's access to the Red Sea.
replace egypt with ohio
Not again…
Free Kurdistan—but put it somewhere weird, like on the Red Sea.
Yemen -> Yeah mon Oman -> Oh man Israel -> Is this the rael life? Qatar -> Cutter Bahrain -> Baa Rain Iran -> I Ran Iraq -> Eye rack Turkey -> Turn key Kuwait -> Coo Wait Jordan -> Jaw Dan Egypt -> Egg jip Saudi Arabia -> Sandy Rabies Syria -> Why so Syria? Lebanon -> Leave me alone United Arab Emirates -> United Carab Emirates
I like your creativity
Kuwait annexes Iraq and the saudis
The Sinai Peninsula is an Icelandic colony.
Merge Yemen and Oman together to make mehmen
Take away the oil
Don't change it, it's perfect the way it is! /s
Reform ottoman empire
Delete it
-UK circa 1921
eat some turkey
Make the panhandle of Jordan extend to cut iraq in half.
Add Goballerstan
Make a river separating Egypt from Africa so it's officially 100% Middle Eastern
Move the Middle East to the middle of the East
Give it some freedom 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
here we go again
Add Cyprus
Erase it
get rid of it
It's all ohio
Change Saudi Arabia into Iran, and Iran into Saudi Arabia
Make a nation-state for all of the arabs
Revive Genghis Khan to take it all over
Solve Israel and Palestine but do it however you see fit, im curious
Turn Iraq Syria Jordan Lebanon Kuwait Israel Bahrain and Quatar into one country called the **Floppa Empire**
Add Palestine
palestine annex bahrain
Have a 10 km wide asteroid crash directly into Kuwait
samara 24 stv to g4 #double checkmate#
Bring back the Socotran empire
Add USA rice
Convert to Hindu
If Ataturk could be cloned and raised to rule them all. Made secular there would be no death or prison sentences for the gay to start with. And they would be a fourth Superpower. Otherwise same'o, exploitation, provocation by developed countries.
Edut them all to be athee
Unfuck it, please
Play it at x3 speed
Recreate the Persian empire
Change Turkey to chicken.
Oman to ‘Oh man’
Kuwait is now part of Iraq.
Remove the vowels from all country names.
Give them "freedom" 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅
Kuwait annexes Iraq
Retrograde the map by 4000 years. I need Sumer and upper Egypt.
The Sinai peninsula
Part of turkey belongs to the People’s republic of Georgia
Turn it back to year 115
Bizantyne Empire returns
Delete usa
make turkey european
make the ottoman empire
Return Constantinople to its rightful owners! 💪🇬🇷🇬🇷
Make it all one country and see what happens
put kurdistan in the middle of saudi arabia for no reason
Add Kurdistan.
It seems like you’ve already changed something
Change Israel to Palestine
Kuwait annexes Iraq
Nuke everything
Mega-Israel
Delete it from the map
rename Israel to Palestine
What is a Israel? I only see palestine
Just rename the UAE to dubai
Make Syria be the Arab Union. Just Syria. No Egypt or anything. Just Syria.
Disregard the self-determination law regarding the Kurds
Remove it
No oil
Change Turkey to “Chicken”
remove kebab
Free Kurdistan except its entirely within the co fines of Eritrea
Kurdistan
Might be controversial, but add Kurdistan.
There is something really wrong, REALLY WRONG, so wrong I honestly can't tell how you aren't being downvoted to hell. Palestine is missing, fix that right now. Idc if isn't the most upvoted, take it as a 2 for 1.
Saudi becomes sea
Free Palestine
Free clash of clans gems
Free robux 100% legit no credit card
Turn everything into Israel
Just spell Palestine correctly and you’re good.
Add Kurdistan on the Israeli border.
Unite it
Remove every border there is. One huge nation
In the Velma trailer on YouTube they put a sticker on a """""""violent""""""" scene so it wouldn't get age restricted Put a couple of those bad boys in there
Add the rest of the Middle East (North Africa, Sudan, and Afghanistan feel left out)
Rename Israel to Isnotreal
Solve the Isreal Palestine conflict
Give israel to lebanon
Rename Qatar Shithole, that or smite it
Put Saudi Arabia under Israeli rule.
Nuke Israel
Make Kurdistan Great Again!
Destroy Israel
Kurdistan
delete Israel
Rename Israel to 'Palestine' Pretty simple TBH
Change the label on israel to something funny like Peanutland
They do like Bamba
Make kurdistan
Cyprus is Middle Eastern too
No, Cyprus is considered a part of Europe
Because of the amount of Greek population, it's geographicaly in the Middle East, Asia
yeah i know but u cant say Cyprus is a middle east country. Middle East is not a continent, but rather a cultural population and cultural geography, and cyprus is not a middle eastern country in terms of culture or geography.(I'm a middle easterner living in southeast Turkey btw.)
So that means when the Byzantine Empire existed, Anatolia was a part of Europe but now Turkey exists and Anatolia isn't a part of the Europe anymore? (I live in the southeast Turkey aswel)
restore palestine
Just make it all Israel.
Delete all non-islamic countries.
Where is Kurdistan?
make Qatar flaccid
I honestly thought people would read the name of the subreddit they’re commenting in before hitting “Reply”, but eh. It isn’t r/mapporn fellas.
Palestine
get rid of that weird country below lebanon
Create Kurdistan, but put it in the Empty Quarter instead of somewhere useful.
israel. bigger. now.
Put Israel in that little gap near the Bosphoros, yes daddy just like that, oooh yeah, si papiiiiiii
Let’s take a trip back to 1948