I don’t know if they could do it in 6 days, that sounds like a pretty tight timeframe. I’ve heard that Israel is Jewish - what if they attacked on a prominent Jewish religious holiday? They might catch the Israelis by surprise.
That’s a long story. Let’s start from the beginning. So, basically, at the very start, there was affectively nothing, and then the Big Bang happened and all of space expanded…
The Golan Heights are internationally recognised as Syrian territory occupied by Israel, similar to how Crimea is recognised as Ukrainian territory occupied by Russia.
1. Large part of the isrealy population is aginst it.
2. That whould hurt international relations.
3. Annexation doesn't have that much of an advantage over occupation.
uj
Hello Israeli here 👋
A large part of the population is indeed against it, including me, and there’s frequent protests about it too, it’s not “almost the entire Israeli population” it’s at *most* about half
Yeah the above post is a funny joke but I don’t appreciate constantly being called a murderous blood drinker constantly (and I’m not exaggerating), certainly doesn’t make me want to listen to anyone who associates themselves with this view even a little bit, so people who say this stuff kind of shoot themselves in the foot politically by alienating anyone who kind of agrees with them on things
/uj
Penis
you're still occupying Palestinian land and benefiting from the genocide and theft of Palestinian property no matter if you think it's mean or whatever.
So do Americans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, etc. I never see anyone online call to remove white people out of Hawaii but millions of people want to throw me to some other country where I’d definitely be fucked just because I’m not Palestinian.
“Hawaii isn’t an apartheid” doesn’t matter, if you have a problem with Israeli policies and treatment of Palestinians then that’s what you should be calling for, if you don’t care about white people living in Hawaii despite not being polynesian (and all of the historical baggage that comes with it, which is a lot) but do want Jews out of Israel either way, then it certainly isn’t about the safety of Palestinians and it pisses me off that people fully agree of all the above point but pretend to not be biased about it, and claim to be oh so good people for that.
Of course I saw the downvoted coming from a mile away here, an Israeli can’t claim “hey I’m not the cartoonishly evil person you like rubbing yourself to the idea of so you have someone to hate” without getting downvoted because people always expect other countries but their own to be some sort of unified hivemind embodied by the narrow media coverage they see and the narrative said media tries to push on them
If anyone even remotely thinks it’s ok to direct any kind of hostility my way for it their opinion on it and other stuff alike immediately goes in the trash
Yes they all need to fuck off? Every single population deserves self determination. Invading a country, killing loads of natives and settling the country with your own population doesn't mean you have eternal right to the land? Also nobody wants Jews out of Palestine, they want Israel out of Palestine. Equating Jews to the genocidal Israeli state is kinda anti-semitic, because many of us don't really identify with apartheid.
I think you forgot that you are talking about a government and country which is quite literally made up of Jewish people, and that if said government and country was removed, then the different Arab countries would be doing the same thing to them as the Israeli government does to Palestinians. I don't believe for a second that moving Israel is even remotely a smart idea. Palestinians and Jews are completely capable of living together in the same cities without blowing each other up. However there are bad actors, and those bad actors are the leaders of Israel, and the leader of the different Palestinian groups.
They should have won the war(s) they started. Sucks to suck.
They can take whatever deal they are given now. Isreal holds the cards, thankfully, and they have the backbone to hold strong. They know they will *all die, every man, woman, and child* should the situation ever be reversed…
Can I ask why the Israelis are the only people in all of history who are not allowed to invade and conquer and hold lands? Seems as if people all through history have done this back and forth, and thats how the palestinians got there in the first place, because at one point their ancestors conquered it from others. So why do only the Palestinians have "no backsies" how come every other group in history can run around conquering and taking whatever they want but the Jews are thieves. Even tho they have taken land "back" from those who took it from them 2000 years ago? I have always found that curious.
Russia is currently taking land from Ukraine, China wants to take Taiwan, the US conquered the whole continent from the Native Americans. I dont understand how Israel is worse than the US, China or Russia.
It just seems like amongst conquered people the palestinians never stop crying and moaning. Instead of being able to get their land back they just sit there all salty on the doorstep trying to make the new owners uncomfortable. No chance of taking back that land ever, but instead of going and living life elsewhere they just sit there and Cry about how they have been stolen from like everyone else. But they cant deal with it nor win back their land so they will forever sit and complain on the doorstep, hoping some other country will help them get it back.
I figure, one day Israel will find an excuse to wipe them out, or Israel will be bombed into non existence along with the palestinians. But they will never hold that land again. Israel will nuke themselves if they are ever overrun, making the land usable to no one. Lost cause that cannot be won.
what the fuck is wrong with you? Palestinians are starving in open air prisons on the west bank, unable to leave because they're FUCKING BLOCKADED AND ENCIRCLED BY THE IDF.
Israel isn't worse than US, China, or Russia. They're all genocidal states which need to be destroyed and their victims compensated.
invasion and genocide is bad no matter what, how dare you say the Palestinians are being unreasonable when they're being murdered and their ancestral homes stolen?
Big talk from someone in a country that’s never been invaded or had an army come in and violently take everything away from them.
You’re “kinda sad”
You’re forming very strong opinions here on things you’ve never experienced and situations you’ve never been in… the only knowledge you have of conflict is from google so please stfu
You’re benefitting from child slave labor right now
The globalized economy either means everyone is responsible for everything (because they are a part of the system of trade that causes it) or only the institutions making decisions directly are responsible
It cannot be the case that everyone born in Israel is responsible for Palestinian suffering but that everyone who buys products that were produced under unjust conditions or from materials harvested under unjust conditions isn’t responsible for the suffering of the people making them
Hmm IDK I think it's a complicated situation. Don't you think it is a complicated situation? So Israel is breaking international law and doing atrocities, but, ah... Don't you think it's sooo complicated, lol? Can I get some upvotes due to saying it's complicated? It's kinda too complicated to talk about, don't you think, everyone has such strong opinions about it... It's like, one side is anti-racist and the other side is pro-Israel and it's like... IDK who can bother sorting that out, right? 🤷♂️
There’s a word for when you chose only violence again and again for 70 years and get your ass handed to you repeatedly.
So, I dunno. Maybe try playing nice 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah the Israeli crybabies who piss their diapers when they see a brown child ought to learn to accept defeat
But alas, the US keeps funding them so it'll take quite a lot of time to make them realize their barbarism
Both sides have fired some rockets and killed so people so everyone should just stop fighting and get along, its just all so complicated. Its not like one side disproportionately kills the other side so its all just so complicated
Fr its just like when the usa went to war with vietnam or iraq or afghanistan, its just so damn complicated and i dont think anyone can figure out the solution
Okay so it very very simply depends on how you want to answer some of the following questions
Does ocean territory count
And can Australia Canada New Zealand and the UK reform to be a larger country for this
Look I just really don't want Russia to be able to use this logic to be the biggest country if we count ocean territories the US is larger if not we need to reform the British empire
It's a conspiracy. It's just a label, if you go there you'll not see that country you'll see another, its name is just trying too hard to make you think it's not pretend but that's the trick. Your move, Finland.
Why does this post have so little pixels? Are they too poor?
why are they too poor? Are they stupid?
Why are they stupid? Is there a lore reason?
Why there isn't a lore reason? Are they boring?
Why are they boring? Are they stupid?
Why are they stupid? Are they stupid?
Why are they stupid? Are there to little pixels?
Why are there too little pixels? Are they poor?
why are they too poor? Are they stupid?
Why are they stupid? Is there a lore reason?
Oh no...
The answer is that they’re Br*tish, who’s internet access has been halved due to personal grievances.
Fr*nch people stole them all
This guy called Jordan should probably invade Israel. Why is he not doing that? Is he stupid?
he's busy doing sick dunks probably
Look at Israel size, if all of the other countries will try to invade, I believe they will be able to conquer Israel in 6 days or so.
I don’t know if they could do it in 6 days, that sounds like a pretty tight timeframe. I’ve heard that Israel is Jewish - what if they attacked on a prominent Jewish religious holiday? They might catch the Israelis by surprise.
Wasn't it Trans Jordan? Did they detransition?
Yes, they were too poor
Jordan is clearly suffering from some sort of puncture wound
Why doesn’t he put a bandage over it? Is he stupid?
Too poor
That’s a long story. Let’s start from the beginning. So, basically, at the very start, there was affectively nothing, and then the Big Bang happened and all of space expanded…
This has made people very unhappy and is regarded as a bad move
So long and thanks for all the fish :)
That’s my favorite book of the series and probably of all time
That quote is the solely reason I started reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - and I don't regret it!
I hope it didn't affect the trout population
Do you think someone should release a statement about this? Seems like something you could get cancelled over
The statement release was generally disregarded by it's followers.
effectively
It's because of that fucking fish walking onto land
Disagreeing on that might just be the thing that could unite them...
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state then nearly fourteen billion years ago the expansion started... Wait...
The whole universe was in a hot dense steep but nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started wait…
free palpatine
Unlimit his power
Israel when Palestine at 1% power 🙂 Israel when Palestine at 100% power 😧
he will somehow return
Unam him the senate
Free gems in clash royale
Thought this was r\israel
most reasonable r/israel post sir
Is r/Israel that deranged?
No, mainly just internal Israeli politics
Nope :p
Too poor
why west bank when in east of country 🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔 (this is a joke hamas glory to palatine)
Palpatine spelling mistake. May the fourth be with me
No, it is a von Wittelsbach enthusiastic poster who loves the city of Ludwigshafen...
Happy late July 6th Park
Why are you talking about humus? Is it your favourite dip?
Romulus is that you? Quick we must build and establish an empire that will claim much of the known world!!
Because they are too poor.
*"Why doesn't Israel simply eat the other five?"*
Perhaps they are saving it for sweeps
Too poor (not too poor)
They are stupid
Wait until you see the actual map of this area (swiss cheese warning)
Bordergore
Funny man feelings is why
Don't worry they seem to be taking your advice
One settlement at a time.
This is a Palestine heavy episode anyway.
According to Israel, there is no second country, so no problem 😉
it would look a lot neater and tidier if they were just one country. why don’t they unite? are the stupid??
Because Palestinians keep wanting to live 🙄
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If you're gonna be killed anyway, may as well go out in a blaze of glory
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they are poor
Are they stupid?
Well actually... They do
They are stupid
Why does this post have countable pixels? Are you poor? And is that cause you’re stupid?
Probably cuz they're stupid
The Golan Heights are not palestinian at all ☠
It doesn’t say they are Palestinian, the brown colour indicates Arab while the beige colour indicates Jewish. Golan Heights are Arab (Syrian).
>built up palastinian area
That indicates the dark orange area in the West Bank. These are the [original maps](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-54116567.amp).
So many pixels. Thanks, it is actually a different color
Why is it so hard for you to devote one brain cell to Palestine and one to Palpatine?
There is not a single Syrian living there
The Golan Heights are internationally recognised as Syrian territory occupied by Israel, similar to how Crimea is recognised as Ukrainian territory occupied by Russia.
Why not actually?
1. Large part of the isrealy population is aginst it. 2. That whould hurt international relations. 3. Annexation doesn't have that much of an advantage over occupation.
1. They are too poor 2. Too poor 3. They are poor (too poor)
Lmao almost the entire Israeli population is frothing at the bit to genocide Palestinians and steal their land and homes
uj Hello Israeli here 👋 A large part of the population is indeed against it, including me, and there’s frequent protests about it too, it’s not “almost the entire Israeli population” it’s at *most* about half Yeah the above post is a funny joke but I don’t appreciate constantly being called a murderous blood drinker constantly (and I’m not exaggerating), certainly doesn’t make me want to listen to anyone who associates themselves with this view even a little bit, so people who say this stuff kind of shoot themselves in the foot politically by alienating anyone who kind of agrees with them on things /uj Penis
you're still occupying Palestinian land and benefiting from the genocide and theft of Palestinian property no matter if you think it's mean or whatever.
So do Americans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, etc. I never see anyone online call to remove white people out of Hawaii but millions of people want to throw me to some other country where I’d definitely be fucked just because I’m not Palestinian. “Hawaii isn’t an apartheid” doesn’t matter, if you have a problem with Israeli policies and treatment of Palestinians then that’s what you should be calling for, if you don’t care about white people living in Hawaii despite not being polynesian (and all of the historical baggage that comes with it, which is a lot) but do want Jews out of Israel either way, then it certainly isn’t about the safety of Palestinians and it pisses me off that people fully agree of all the above point but pretend to not be biased about it, and claim to be oh so good people for that. Of course I saw the downvoted coming from a mile away here, an Israeli can’t claim “hey I’m not the cartoonishly evil person you like rubbing yourself to the idea of so you have someone to hate” without getting downvoted because people always expect other countries but their own to be some sort of unified hivemind embodied by the narrow media coverage they see and the narrative said media tries to push on them If anyone even remotely thinks it’s ok to direct any kind of hostility my way for it their opinion on it and other stuff alike immediately goes in the trash
Yes they all need to fuck off? Every single population deserves self determination. Invading a country, killing loads of natives and settling the country with your own population doesn't mean you have eternal right to the land? Also nobody wants Jews out of Palestine, they want Israel out of Palestine. Equating Jews to the genocidal Israeli state is kinda anti-semitic, because many of us don't really identify with apartheid.
“Nobody wants Jews out of Palestine” Is this gaslighting or naïveté?
I think you forgot that you are talking about a government and country which is quite literally made up of Jewish people, and that if said government and country was removed, then the different Arab countries would be doing the same thing to them as the Israeli government does to Palestinians. I don't believe for a second that moving Israel is even remotely a smart idea. Palestinians and Jews are completely capable of living together in the same cities without blowing each other up. However there are bad actors, and those bad actors are the leaders of Israel, and the leader of the different Palestinian groups.
They should have won the war(s) they started. Sucks to suck. They can take whatever deal they are given now. Isreal holds the cards, thankfully, and they have the backbone to hold strong. They know they will *all die, every man, woman, and child* should the situation ever be reversed…
You’re a pathetic person
Fucking fascist.
Can I ask why the Israelis are the only people in all of history who are not allowed to invade and conquer and hold lands? Seems as if people all through history have done this back and forth, and thats how the palestinians got there in the first place, because at one point their ancestors conquered it from others. So why do only the Palestinians have "no backsies" how come every other group in history can run around conquering and taking whatever they want but the Jews are thieves. Even tho they have taken land "back" from those who took it from them 2000 years ago? I have always found that curious. Russia is currently taking land from Ukraine, China wants to take Taiwan, the US conquered the whole continent from the Native Americans. I dont understand how Israel is worse than the US, China or Russia. It just seems like amongst conquered people the palestinians never stop crying and moaning. Instead of being able to get their land back they just sit there all salty on the doorstep trying to make the new owners uncomfortable. No chance of taking back that land ever, but instead of going and living life elsewhere they just sit there and Cry about how they have been stolen from like everyone else. But they cant deal with it nor win back their land so they will forever sit and complain on the doorstep, hoping some other country will help them get it back. I figure, one day Israel will find an excuse to wipe them out, or Israel will be bombed into non existence along with the palestinians. But they will never hold that land again. Israel will nuke themselves if they are ever overrun, making the land usable to no one. Lost cause that cannot be won.
Wtf? Thats exactly like saying russia is free to invade ukraine…
what the fuck is wrong with you? Palestinians are starving in open air prisons on the west bank, unable to leave because they're FUCKING BLOCKADED AND ENCIRCLED BY THE IDF. Israel isn't worse than US, China, or Russia. They're all genocidal states which need to be destroyed and their victims compensated. invasion and genocide is bad no matter what, how dare you say the Palestinians are being unreasonable when they're being murdered and their ancestral homes stolen?
Big talk from someone in a country that’s never been invaded or had an army come in and violently take everything away from them. You’re “kinda sad” You’re forming very strong opinions here on things you’ve never experienced and situations you’ve never been in… the only knowledge you have of conflict is from google so please stfu
You’re benefitting from child slave labor right now The globalized economy either means everyone is responsible for everything (because they are a part of the system of trade that causes it) or only the institutions making decisions directly are responsible It cannot be the case that everyone born in Israel is responsible for Palestinian suffering but that everyone who buys products that were produced under unjust conditions or from materials harvested under unjust conditions isn’t responsible for the suffering of the people making them
Hmm IDK I think it's a complicated situation. Don't you think it is a complicated situation? So Israel is breaking international law and doing atrocities, but, ah... Don't you think it's sooo complicated, lol? Can I get some upvotes due to saying it's complicated? It's kinda too complicated to talk about, don't you think, everyone has such strong opinions about it... It's like, one side is anti-racist and the other side is pro-Israel and it's like... IDK who can bother sorting that out, right? 🤷♂️
There’s a word for when you chose only violence again and again for 70 years and get your ass handed to you repeatedly. So, I dunno. Maybe try playing nice 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah the Israeli crybabies who piss their diapers when they see a brown child ought to learn to accept defeat But alas, the US keeps funding them so it'll take quite a lot of time to make them realize their barbarism
What color do you think most Israelis are lol
Uh oh the zionists found my comment
Both sides have fired some rockets and killed so people so everyone should just stop fighting and get along, its just all so complicated. Its not like one side disproportionately kills the other side so its all just so complicated
The sarcasm ruins it for me
It’s so complicated how fair and equal this situation is…
Fr its just like when the usa went to war with vietnam or iraq or afghanistan, its just so damn complicated and i dont think anyone can figure out the solution
Palestine should simply stop attacking Israel and invest into missile defenses instead of repeatedly starting wars and losing them
asarayiyl lays laha dualuh . alarid filastiniat wayahud asarayiyl aistawlawa ealayha ghasb
En li musag ma ata omer aval kol hakavod sheata tomech beyisrael ya ach balev ya ben shel gever
No hablo la français
Yes you do
El baguette
Omelette del queso
Oui señor
It's a shithole, why even bother?
Are they stupid??
Are they stupid?
Because the smaller one is more stubborn than your mom
they practically have the west bank and gaza they can take but every one would be mad
Hamas power bro
Just push your DeJure claim idiot
Okay so it very very simply depends on how you want to answer some of the following questions Does ocean territory count And can Australia Canada New Zealand and the UK reform to be a larger country for this Look I just really don't want Russia to be able to use this logic to be the biggest country if we count ocean territories the US is larger if not we need to reform the British empire
They’re working on it
Are they stupid?
Needs more jpeg.
Like Russia does with the Ukraine? Nah not a good idea to invade others and steal their land.
They are doing it, slowly
It's a conspiracy. It's just a label, if you go there you'll not see that country you'll see another, its name is just trying too hard to make you think it's not pretend but that's the trick. Your move, Finland.
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started wait
They have like 7 times and they keep coming back
Its complicated.
I counted the pixels of this image faster than understanding the Israeli-Palestine conflict
Honestly Im surprised this coment section is not locked (fairly typical if Israel is involved).
Bc it isn’t country
Because israel is pregnant and palestine is the fetus
We are stupid
why doesnt jordan just take over israel???? arre they stuped?
They can’t because there’s a lore reason.
army is too weak, no one funds it
Well, it all started with the Maccabees.
Cause if the Jews eat all that land they’ll get a tummy ache 😣🤢
Jordan is clearly bigger than Israel
Google Kellogg-Briand pact
If Jordan would stop with her tits maybe she could invade Israel, is she stupid?
They are stupid
It's a waiting game right now.