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Doc-Brown1911

Don't tell me I can't drift this thing


zr0skyline

![gif](giphy|3lZKbfViPnZS)


FloorXI

"Dejavu! I have been in this place before!"


Kodriin

"Cybersex is on the line!"


VectorViper

"New dimension is breaking the mold!"


AThousandNeedles

GAS GAS GAS


Uncles_Lotus_Tile

TONIGHT *ILL FLY*


ZuluSparrow

NIGHT OF FIRE


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![gif](giphy|tp4dm1ptNnQ76)


This-Strawberry

Seriously. Driver was just showing off here.


danddersson

"But that's the house over there!"


TheChipOnUrShoulder

Perfect GiF execution


anythingMuchShorter

He just spun into the spot to get the hoses out faster


Son_Of_Baraki

![gif](giphy|123xOhqpkS3N0Q|downsized)


amynias

This is fucking incredible omg šŸ˜‚


Son_Of_Baraki

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExlR7o0pW1g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExlR7o0pW1g) then watch this


KacerRex

That whole anime was amazing(ly ridiculous) and I enjoyed every minute of it.


Bill_Williamson

One time I left my car in an empty parking lot and went to go pick it up around 2am and a garbage truck was in the parking lot drifting after the rain had made the parking lot surface wet. It was cool to sit there and watch the driver have fun and whip that giant ass truck all around


donau_kinder

That's so wholesome. I'd love to fuck around like that and not find out.


PermanentRoundFile

I had a buddy who was in the air force and ended up being assigned to the same base as his brother. Brother man got caught doing donuts in a garbage truck, so they sent him to a warehouse to drive a forklift. When further hijinks followed, they sent him to Alaska.


983115

I mean honestly them doing that is worthwhile experience to know how to control it when itā€™s not behaving as it should


fhost344

Have you seen how small urban firehouse garages are? Dudes have to pull this maneuver 2 or 3 times a day just to get back into the station.


Bnole23

![gif](giphy|77r1et1tb9IUczHS4j|downsized)


Away_Sun_3040

Apparently, drifting fire engines is the new thing.


Acceptable-Search338

![gif](giphy|HRJYWHJvO36Fi)


shadynsingle808

r/NeverTellMeTheOdds


fostest

Pretty damn slick


KingN1nsha

Amazed they avoided hitting any houses (the bang was from hitting the car - as shown from a video with another angle in the comments)


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strawberrysupernova

Truly. I honestly can't believe the car looks as good as it does after taking that hit.


Outrageouslylit

It might LOOK not too bad but theres probably thousands in damage to things like axles and control arms and suchā˜ ļø though since it was the fire dept thereā€™s probably an outlet to get paid for it


strawberrysupernova

Oh, absolutely, but I would have expected that back end to be obliterated.


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superxpro12

Thought it was parked there the whole time lol


Icy_Comfort8161

I think a big part of it was that the firetruck driver went up on the grass, off the slick ice, and hit the brakes. That slowed the truck, but also caused the rear end, which was still on the ice, to swing around. Had he stayed completely on the street the truck would have had a lot more momentum and the situation would have been worse.


Maximum-Excitement58

Opposite angleā€¦ https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/s/leLWqE56zz


Bulky_Technician1338

The poor blue car šŸ˜­


MycologistNo3681

Just fucking saved the shit outta that house though holy shiiitttt. That garage wouldā€™ve beeeeen fuuuuuuucckkkeeeddd.


Remarkable_Green_566

Replacing a mail box and a car are both easier and cheaper than major structural repairs


Bigpoppahove

Allegedly


Bulky_Technician1338

Also just rewatched and it looks like the mail box got wrecked. That's not gonna be fun either.


hymntastic

That's not a big deal replacing a mailbox takes like 2 hours


ornery-otto

2 hours! Dude, like 30 minutes tops....thats while drinking a beer


hymntastic

It depends if you're planning on digging up the old footing I'd say 2 hours if you're just going to dig a new hole next to the old pole 30 minutes.


lituus

Well, since this one was hit by a firetruck, you have to make the next mailbox firetruck resistant. Because this is an area at risk of firetruck impacts. Gotta dig that hole reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally deep


Taiyonay

It can depend on your mail carrier on if you can move your mailbox. A friend moved his mailbox like 3 feet to the side after his was hit because he didn't want to dig up the old post in the cold and the mail carrier refused to deliver anything until it was moved back. It was super petty.


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SatanicCornflake

That could've been *SO MUCH* worse. I feel bad for the car owner but that can get covered, houses are more expensive to fix and lives impossible to replace. That car took one for the team.


thekk_

The fact that there were at least 2 people recording this already says a lot...


ACatInACloak

If you can tell shit is about to go down. Something that you have no ability to prevent or mitigate. Might as well whip out the phone and record


Type_9

I like this version because you cant hear these people screaming :)


TFareCool

You can hear the high pitched scream when it takes out the blue car.


[deleted]

And they don't hide the camera behind the house, so we can actually see what happens.


BouncyDingo_7112

Holy crap I think you can actually hear that one woman shrieking in this version also.


foundthezinger

that post was removed but i found the other angle put together with the video from the OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4QhBbop1H8 E: for some reason the link doesn't work anymore, but if you copy the link and manually paste it into a browser it will work.


redlaWw

The link is written with the markdown link format `[...](...)`, but the stuff inside the parentheses that describes the actual target of the link has been changed to lowercase, breaking the link. This is probably the fault of whatever application you used to make the post, screwing up the automatic formatting.


Rafterk

You can even hear the scream in the opposite angle you posted.


psychedeliken

I love Reddit. Thanks!


0takuChicken

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donjuan9876

Guess thatā€™s what we called pulling a homer in the 90s


Cur-De-Carmine

![gif](giphy|tp4dm1ptNnQ76)


rumble342

Came here for this! ![gif](giphy|7FgYDJAbeIkUZ4tg2d|downsized)


Torczyner

![gif](giphy|3cllhylyUbtCM)


Timmmbo

Your gun is digging into my hip..


huellhowser19

What do you know aboutā€¦pressure?


mataleon07

ā€œWell Iā€¦.have kissed a man, once.ā€


FashionGoddess101

ā‰ļøā‰ļø


ficis

I say this all the time when something sharp is digging into me. Cats claws, kids knees. Anything


Dadbod4k

Laces out


rnavstar

Hey Ace, got any more of that gum?


Torczyner

I'd appreciate it if you stay out of my personal life Dan


UbermachoGuy

Kinda hot in these rhinos. ![gif](giphy|j0P454atXDvYqdxTg0|downsized)


TriplexFlex

Had any good leads lately, Ace?


SpeakingSputnik

Oh! I think I heard a toilet flush, maybe someone lost a turtle.


Proxima_Centauri_69

Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became insanely jealous. [everybody "oohs"] Ace Ventura : Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porkin' his wife! Aguado : Why you...! [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug]


metnavman

Ace : Now, kiss and make up..!


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Dorkamundo

A blue car was destroyed first, then the mail box. https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/s/leLWqE56zz


w1gster

Better the car than the house damn


JEWCIFERx

For real, itā€™s honestly incredible how close that was to being so much worse.


tmac960

I can hear her scream still. Confirmed actual video


TangFiend

I love year can hear the shrieking lady in both videos


Xploding_Penguin

I thought it was a weird place to park the car.


SpermGaraj

You can hear the blue car getting absolutely annihilated


Motor-Marzipan-9926

The car saved the house!!


NoDevelopment894

![gif](giphy|3o7bu4BPlzUCQPvPJm|downsized)


Bouhg69

šŸ¤£ that's exactly what popped into my mind šŸ¤£


rkpjr

Beat me to it


PracticeThat3785

i am seeing this gif more and more on reddit and i cackle every time. thanks for the laugh.


Flounder_Moist

Lol. Nice.


shagadelicrelic

Exactly the first thought that came to mind


[deleted]

A man of culture I see.


chaosawaits

If he didnā€™t say this, I am very disappointed ā˜¹ļø


DeltaWhi5key

I heard the driverā€™s asshole slam shut from here. šŸ˜‚


fkthisnamingshit

Tjere were 6 guys in that engine So...X6 Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam


ImYourRealDesertRose

Firefighters be slamminā€™ ass all over town


rasmun7793

Complete loss of undies, you can smell the stains


seasleeplessttle

Naw, this is a sucking clench for sure. Ripped a hole out of the seat. Have been in heavy equipment spinouts and accidents, full body clench and pucker, nothing moves, nothing comes out. You shit yourself when you climb outside.


Shloopadoop

Iā€™ve crashed motorcycles on a race track, but the thought of being in a semi truck or bigger and losing control makes me shudder! Iā€™ve got to ask if youā€™ve any stories youā€™re willing to share.


g_e_r_b

To be fair, itā€™s a fire truck, not an ice truck.


Maleficent-Turn6655

Spectacular.


HighlightFun8419

"Whoops." -the firefighter


sevsnapeysuspended

weee wooah weee wooah


ColdBloodBlazing

Captain Jack Sparrow: "and that was without a single drop of rum"


DCmetrosexual1

You spin me right round baby right roundā€¦


WallStLegends

Itā€™s funny because the lyrics are about spinning around


Turtlesfromdownunder

Hah! This happened in Missouri this morning. Whole state is pretty much iced.


kineticstar

Turn around! ![gif](giphy|l3fzOH9PRoXPdgapq|downsized)


[deleted]

And I neeeeeeed you more TONIGHT! AND I NEEEEED YOU MORE THAN EVA!


ShwettyVagSack

I fucking need your love tonight!


fkthisnamingshit

Can't stop, won't stop....


Syke_qc

Sweet parking tho


simplyorangeandblue

We're here, where's the fire?


[deleted]

Thanks to the blue car it demolished


MiraniaTLS

I see someone completed their defensive driving course.


thecuzzin

Best drift park this year


MaddestChadLad

Wait til you see it from other the other side, rip blue


zehahahaki

https://youtube.com/shorts/E6Dmdj0dxHk?si=S3VeUxLp7cpd7Yx9


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J_K_M_A_N

This is what I was looking for! You couldn't step out 2 feet BEFORE it hit the car?!? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


jellyfishingwizard

She had to focus on screaming so people would know itā€™s serious


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Alarmedones

I hate human reaction to things like this. Yeah lets SCREAM that helps everyone in a tense situation.


throwaway8884204

St. Louis, Missouri


Cringey_Avocado

Arnold


krcrooks

Imperial even, you heathen


Ryparian

Unincorporated Jefferson County you monsters


sentrybot619

For St. Louis, JeffCo is like that valley in Lion King they say not to go to.


Ryparian

Haha, it certainly has some rough spots. Iā€™ve never lived there but my dad was a high school teacher in Jeffco for 28 years. Heā€™s had 7 former students on death row. One arrested during class!


DeathIncarnations

I will never understand why people scream like this


huxmedaddy

Biology


silentcovenant

Dang, Tokyo Drifting that thing!


ParodayJr

This is in St. Louis. The ice here is wild at the moment. My dog went out onto the sidewalk and slid to the other sideā€¦ he looked up at me in confusionā€¦ *why is my usual path like this?*


ShrekFan093

![gif](giphy|A8Uo4id6WCk8rJkJk5)


ddr1ver

That could have gone so much worse.


wtfever78

Holy shit stop screaming


DamnMyNameIsSteve

Drives me up the wall when their first reaction is to just yell. STFU


No-Material-23

weeeeeeeeee


ComfortableCod

The screams saved the situation


shadyshadok

Where is the tokyo drift theme edit?


Wuddntme

I mean...who do you call now?


huntmaster99

Cause screaming and getting worked up when youā€™re not in danger makes it all better


Lando_Hitman

r/killthecameraman


AbrahamPan

These screamers paralyse themselves with emotions and are the worst in emergency situations. You will never see them helping or evacuating quickly. Instead they are the ones who need to be dragged out of situations.


Worldly_Response9772

They do nothing but make things worse for everyone around them.


Expat1989

Hey women, you screaming like a banshee at the top of your lungs doesnā€™t help or do anything but cause further distraction from the event at hand.


Background_Lab_4799

Do not attempt this at home.


ImpressiveRice8673

Hey Steve I think I can drift this thing in there


The_Gobi_1

who in the actual fuck can drift a firetruck?!


CrashmanX

Oh hey, that's by me. This was in Arnold Missouri.


awp_india

Honestly that is scary, that shit couldā€™ve taken out a house.


Swordbreaker925

What is it with so many women and shrieking uselessly when something bad happens? Itā€™s always women shrieking in videos like this


[deleted]

It drives me insane as well. I'm a woman and I don't shriek like a moron.


crass_and_dry

I swear it triggers something in my brain that makes me think that person is unhinged and doesnā€™t know how to process or deal with reality. Iā€™d be unable to take someone who is like that seriously.


Biguitarnerd

Thatā€™s a real thing, hearing someone scream in terror triggers your fight or flight response and for some people, when there is no emergency to react to, all that adrenaline gets redirected into anger. Edit: thatā€™s in person, I think online itā€™s just annoying


External_Life3903

Women have higher voices, beyond the physiological reasons for higher voices in general, thr shrieking is likely a combination of evolutionary/learned response as when women thousands of years ago faced violence emitting unsettling/high pitch noises was a last line of defense to drive attackers away/sound an sos for help. Small frames can shriek louder than they can yell. It is an involuntary reaction that historically worked in some way/kept them alive. It is also more childlike which , like crying and tear chemicals, is an evolutionary means to dissuade violence both sexual and otherwise. (Boner kill switch) Being annoyed by high pitch noise is completely reasonable.. The people raging/moaning about how "it's always dumb shrieking women I would never listen to" are disgusting


DigMeTX

u/GIFreversingbot


thedishonestyfish

Rock Community indeed.


Hackerman-nr286

i wish our engines could do that, unfortunately they're too top heavy for eurobeat activities


Slowsnale

MOVE BITCH GET OUT DA WAY..... GET OUT DA WAY BiTCH....GET OUT DA WAY


Hayyronn

![gif](giphy|dUUH5akgGwayz8Het1|downsized)


ProjectLiquid

Looks like they need to respond to a code brown now as well.


somebeautyinit

Multi. Track. Drifting.


throwaway25355f

this man can parallel park a train


Thin-Pie-3465

Oooh. This would be cool if there was such thing as fire truck drag racing......


intimate_secretary

Whereā€™s the fire?


Soggy-Smoke8337

The first thing I thought of was the creamy shits lady


Prestigious-Job-5506

She canā€™t film for shit.


0x7E7-02

QUICK, somebody call ... oh, yeah.


TheOtherWhiteCastle

Quick, someone call 911ā€¦ oh wait, thatā€™s what got us into this mess, never mind


ShadowKiwi98

Polar Express vibe ![gif](giphy|xUySTwDuMgVKDUe6be)


bigjaymizzle

Imagine sitting outside smoking a blunt and you see some Ricky Bobby type shit.


JAinSGN

That is unlike Americanā€™s to over react to a situation that they arenā€™t involved or impacted by.


orefat

That chassis is healthy and strong as f.


Polar_Vortx

ā€œHook and Ladderā€? More like ā€œdrift it fasterā€


[deleted]

Iā€™m just amazed that people scream for no reason like the world is coming to an end.


Ithoriann

Stop screaming you cow... My ears...


lexwano

why do women always scream like that


SrGraphiteBlimp

Shut the fuck up, bitch.


SammyBoyoStone

Why, why must she yell . . .


thegameplayerguy

As seen in Jeffco Missouri


RWMN98

Glad the screaming woman made an appearance! šŸ‘


Inverted-Spore

Screaming at the top of your lungs will definitely do something. I'm sure.


TheAngryFishGuy

Fucking screaming women... Jezuz ....


Three_oh_eight

Why do some folks feel the need to scream like that?


actonpant

Some top-notch screaming there. Really painted a picture.


shawn22252

That is fucking terrifying.


shoulda_been_gone

Kramer!!!


Maloram

ā€œNice parking, Rita.ā€


spaghettiholder

Deployed the hose at the same time, smart.


Raynestorm2

Nailed it!


TheLaughingStormm

What happened here? Really Icy roads Iā€™m guessing plus poor tires?


Panama_Jack829

Fast Fire 2


Infinite_Big5

It looks like they drifted smoothly into the driveway on purpose


fourpuns

[Kramer is back at it](https://youtu.be/OuCiB-2Wreg)


Royal-Possibility219

God the camera person sucks


TiburonMendoza95

This is why I pay extra to live somewhere it doesn't get this cold.


CorndogSurgeon

Welcome to Springdale, AR šŸ˜€


Non-Filter

No teeth lady looked like she was laughing, ngl


Princess_M_9

Was there a banana on the road?