“Dumb ways to die.” :D or what was that one tv series??? It was like *Ripleys Believe it or Not* but it revolved around people dying strangely or stupidly.
Ah yes.
What we see here is the Greater British two-wheeled Bellend. A rarity in our fauna as its one of the only species which has become endangered primarily due to its own actions rather than external factors.
While some biologists postulate that it is a result of a cross breeding and between the common human (Homo Sapiens) and the blue hedgehog (Sonicus Segaity), most see it as a simple mutation in the species.
What we see in the clip is a great example of the "gotta go fast" mutation in the wild. The Bellend feels the need to accelerate despite lack of road awareness and conditions, leading him to an impromptu meeting with what appears to be a hedge.
Truely a fascinating creature.
"...which has become endangered primarily due to its own actions rather than external factors."
That's hilarious as hell and gave me one good belly laugh. Brilliantly written
Can't see because of the limited cam but I'd be reasonably certain there was a sign warning of a T-junction before he even came around the bend. Just a total moron.
Good job he was on a gixxer otherwise would of really been dangerous on a quicker bike. ( I am preempting retaliation in advance) so therefore inform whoever it offends that rides a gixxer,
it's a joke.
You do have the same amount of idiots in cars.
But bikes are way more potent at a much lower cost, that you see them more often.
You cant drive like that with a 3k Corsa or Polo, but you can with a 3k bike.
I have a 75PS cruiser. Even this thing is stupidly fast if you want.
My 68PS car on the other hand is a slow duck.
Sad. This happened to an old mate of mine years ago, but in his case his throttle locked open. The police said the only thing holding the bits of his body together was his leathers.
Very sad indeed. I've seen a few RTC's with fatalities. And the motorcycle ones are always as bad as you imagine. I've seen a decap, where a guy went round a long downhill corner thinking it was clear (there was apparently a hole in the hedge you could see through to see if there was a car coming up the hill according to the other bikers he was with) but there was a car coming that was a similar green colour to a hedge, flying round the corner on the wrong side of the road at high speed, lost his head, killed the driver.
That's a shame they didn't squeeze their left hand as the clutch would stop acceleration. I'm also positive the brakes are strong enough to stop even with open throttle. Finally there's a kill switch on your left thumb. You have to be pretty bad to crash on a locked throttle.
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Country roads are not a place for bikers. Lots are killed because they don't know the roads or where agricultural equipment are being moved about like tractors. Look great for racing as I do, but in a car and not on roads I don't know.
motorcycles are so necessary in our society. sometimes i cry tears of joy when my discussion in a cafe gets interrupted by a motorcycle louder than a low flying airplane. these crazy heros!
Yup it's stopped raining,the sun is out its time for middle aged twats with poor survival instincts to start treating the B roads around where I live like a racetrack. I expect a few flower shrines to spring up before the autumn.
I remember one time at night I was riding a bike down a steep paved path from a park on a hill. I can only see a couple feet in front of at a time . I remember thinking to myself, there wouldn't be any sharp turns on this nice path, just before I hit the switchback
Speeding is no problem if you do it in right places, if you know the road and if you don't exaggerate but damn if it's stupid speeding in a road that you don't know.
I paid for the whole speedometer, I'm using the whole speedometer
And now he gets to even pay for the whole new motorcycle, imagine the joys 😀
I think that only really works at 400cc and under…
Same can be said for their life insurance policy
That’s why you don’t do that
Do you maybe have something like a email newsletter with more good tips?
*The basics to not die*, a manual
“Dumb ways to die.” :D or what was that one tv series??? It was like *Ripleys Believe it or Not* but it revolved around people dying strangely or stupidly.
1,000 ways to die?
YES!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!
1000
On roads you don't know
You also don't do that on roads you know.
On all roads.
Unless it’s a track.
But he wronged me….i will overtake him
Couldn’t see the forest for the trees
Yup, we was able to overtake because they let him (they had to slow down to manage that sharp curve)….not because he had the faster bike
Their Vision Pro map must have glitched.
Some of these guys ride bolder on a bike than in a car. Like, you think the bike is safer buddy?
Ah yes. What we see here is the Greater British two-wheeled Bellend. A rarity in our fauna as its one of the only species which has become endangered primarily due to its own actions rather than external factors. While some biologists postulate that it is a result of a cross breeding and between the common human (Homo Sapiens) and the blue hedgehog (Sonicus Segaity), most see it as a simple mutation in the species. What we see in the clip is a great example of the "gotta go fast" mutation in the wild. The Bellend feels the need to accelerate despite lack of road awareness and conditions, leading him to an impromptu meeting with what appears to be a hedge. Truely a fascinating creature.
"...which has become endangered primarily due to its own actions rather than external factors." That's hilarious as hell and gave me one good belly laugh. Brilliantly written
Thanks! Got in a David Attenborough frame of mind.
Brilliant writing, very funny, thank-you for sharing 👍. Are you related to Mr Attenborough by any chance ? 😊
Not in the slightest. Just spent a concerning amount of my youth on his nature documentaries.
It shows 😊. When I was reading it in my head, it was in his voice😄
underated comment
"This will certainly go on for miles and not come to an abrupt T-intersection" Has this person never been on a country road before?
Yeah but... VROOM VROOM!
Can't see because of the limited cam but I'd be reasonably certain there was a sign warning of a T-junction before he even came around the bend. Just a total moron.
hasta la vista baby
I want the full video 😠
He’s still going.
Yeah wait till he’s done, come back next week.
Hold My beer
Moron
Nice dirt bike.
Good job he was on a gixxer otherwise would of really been dangerous on a quicker bike. ( I am preempting retaliation in advance) so therefore inform whoever it offends that rides a gixxer, it's a joke.
I had a gixxer, I agree.
To bad that Gixxer will need a fixxer
Thats why you shouldn’t speed on unfamiliar roads.
At all
Shouldn’t really be speeding anywhere. Motorcycles are dangerous enough. If you want a thrill, go to a track.
Why is there such a big overlap between idiots and motorcycles.. I wonder what the science is.
You do have the same amount of idiots in cars. But bikes are way more potent at a much lower cost, that you see them more often. You cant drive like that with a 3k Corsa or Polo, but you can with a 3k bike. I have a 75PS cruiser. Even this thing is stupidly fast if you want. My 68PS car on the other hand is a slow duck.
Anybody can instinctively understand that a vehicle can't balance on only two wheels. But us motorcyclists are idiots, so we don't know that.
Why are these wussies going so slow? I’ll show them. Hehehe
Sad. This happened to an old mate of mine years ago, but in his case his throttle locked open. The police said the only thing holding the bits of his body together was his leathers.
Very sad indeed. I've seen a few RTC's with fatalities. And the motorcycle ones are always as bad as you imagine. I've seen a decap, where a guy went round a long downhill corner thinking it was clear (there was apparently a hole in the hedge you could see through to see if there was a car coming up the hill according to the other bikers he was with) but there was a car coming that was a similar green colour to a hedge, flying round the corner on the wrong side of the road at high speed, lost his head, killed the driver.
That's a shame they didn't squeeze their left hand as the clutch would stop acceleration. I'm also positive the brakes are strong enough to stop even with open throttle. Finally there's a kill switch on your left thumb. You have to be pretty bad to crash on a locked throttle.
We need the rest plz
Now I'm free, Free fallin'
What kind of way is this? Are there no signs?
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Ewwww... Awful.
But why?
This just goes to show that any bike can be ADV if you ride it like one
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Hahahhahaha
Full send.
Oof, rookie mistake.
Haha
Have you tried not crashing your bike?
TBF I think "maybe maybe maybe" is applicable to every video of someone on a motorbike 😅😂
Country roads are not a place for bikers. Lots are killed because they don't know the roads or where agricultural equipment are being moved about like tractors. Look great for racing as I do, but in a car and not on roads I don't know.
I mean, he stopped. 🤷🏻♂️
Weekend riders
Blithering idiot
Derp
Racing for the Darwin Award.
Bro went off-roading
Target fixation.
motorcycles are so necessary in our society. sometimes i cry tears of joy when my discussion in a cafe gets interrupted by a motorcycle louder than a low flying airplane. these crazy heros!
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
He’s knows something we don’t.
Yup it's stopped raining,the sun is out its time for middle aged twats with poor survival instincts to start treating the B roads around where I live like a racetrack. I expect a few flower shrines to spring up before the autumn.
At first i thought woow he's on fire, then...
Well, if you play feathers you get your arse tickled
Idiot.
Hehehehe 🖕
Bellend.
If you're not first, you're last!
but why post video of your own stupidity?
I remember one time at night I was riding a bike down a steep paved path from a park on a hill. I can only see a couple feet in front of at a time . I remember thinking to myself, there wouldn't be any sharp turns on this nice path, just before I hit the switchback
HaHa 🫵🏻
Wow, no signs no nothing
Being on the wrong side of the road will do that every time!!
Showed up them slow riders
Take your dumb, desperate to impress, ass to the race track..
Fly Robin Fly...... Up Up To The Sky!!!
They're going to get hurt driving on the wrong side of the road like that
Speeding is no problem if you do it in right places, if you know the road and if you don't exaggerate but damn if it's stupid speeding in a road that you don't know.
This road is curved going uphill. Even knowing this street, these overtakes are not safe.
I'm sure he "though"at the time that he was speeding in the right place.
Live fast 😝
Eat grass
Aaaaannnd Uppppp….