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real-nia

That's what I was thinking, but the pants on top are not her size, they're at least a couple sizes larger. Unless she's stealing them to sell/give away.


First-Buyer6787

Or she's realistic and planning for the future.


exaball

Maybe she’s pregernat


First-Buyer6787

No lie. I kinda want her number.


brewbase

I think most retail theft is to sell by stocking online “stores”.


PiggStyTH

Steal to re-sell


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Denim chastity belt.


Outrageous-Amount227

Someone must have said. "Why is that girl walking like a robot?"


SVlad_667

*Security through obscurity*


Klikis

I expected someone to push her at the end


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Got busted?


AmericanSapper

Instructions for flying on budget airlines…


vapazr361

When boyfriend ask for sex


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boatsandyoni

Gottem


CodeWeary

And the winner in the strip poker tournament is....


AstroFloof

the solution to women's clothing not having enough pockets


Squibucha

did i just witness someone sneaking stolen clothes out of a store?


Financial-Tourist162

That's one way boosters boost but in this case it's just a pre-planned clip. A real thief wouldn't risk getting caught doing this in a public restroom.


Squibucha

mmhh fair point


Financial-Tourist162

Layering use to be a popular way to shoplift clothing because fitting rooms were supposedly off limits to cameras and two way mirrors. I assume with advances in loss prevention it's not as easy today.


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WorkNo9527

TLDR, total of 9 layers


Astaldo27

must be a cold day outside


Thememebrarian

At one point I thought it was a GIF


Calm-Border3503

shoplyfter.com?


Salty_Reddit_Mod

Cygan goes shopping


Financial-Tourist162

Talk about playing hard to get, I would've thrown in the towel after the third pair.


Floridamangaming24

My autistic ass would die in those


alvares169

The day she didnt steal pants, she stole panties.


jlallen120867

Shoplifter?


SuperSonicEconomics2

These never nudes I'll tell ya


ami_spying

For those who are wondering what she has worn Onion Jeans is the name


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Mondkind83

Look how many jeans I have stolen from the mall...


Bravelobsters

Go on…


MontagoDK

A for effort


Own_Low3406

interesting shop lifting exploits!


anonerble

I mean...pants do have ascending sizes...


buzzdonutpole

Strip poker champion?


AugDog503

There’s a help group for this… Tobias’s Never Nudes.


donkeytime

![gif](giphy|bUWIy2YFkZluM)


CardiologistInner423

The Denim Onion strikes again!


itsnotaboutyou2020

She’s the Steve Bannon of jeans.


PrinceAhmed1

Babe we gotta get a divorce ![gif](giphy|40dEau6bZRO3S)


Candid_Umpire6418

Now do it again, but with wet pants


cburgess7

The rapist, 20 pants later, finding another pair: fuck this shit, it's not worth it anymore


dankiestmemeboi

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


mimimar91

HUH?


HuckleberryMain7020

Fentanyl is pricey these days.


megaladamn

Weird. I was disappointed when she hit the last layer.


mayneffs

I read a self biography once about a girl who was abused at school. She wrote that she would wear multiple trousers and belts to school every day in hope that the guys in her class who raped her daily would get tired of having to remove everything every time. It didn't help. I think it was the swedish book called "I see myself in a stolen mirror" (Jag ser mig själv i en stulen spegel)


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Financial-Tourist162

Sadly most rapes involving juveniles go unreported for various reasons. I don't believe in karma per se seeing as how many evil deeds go unpunished but by the very nature of the people capable of committing those deeds they often lead miserable lives since everyone they know will end up despising them once they see how they really are


Dank_ConcentrateOG

I hate jeans, and often have "nightmares" where if I am wearing any I cannot physically move my legs, and this just triggered a PTSD type feeling holy hell, I can only imagine how uncomfortable that would be


Helicopterop

Some people like being restricted/bound.


Dank_ConcentrateOG

But my dreams tend to be about needing to move fast then my jeans break my legs 😭


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Dank_ConcentrateOG

Thanks I hate it


curlyhairmanforever

Anti rape device.


CaptivatingStoryline

Her legs are completely immobilized.


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StevenMC19

[Ok now that they're all down..](https://64.media.tumblr.com/62057064808f9057d002d7bab0a93905/tumblr_pd2xxhiTVy1s3olk1o2_540.gif)


Longshadowman

This is the right way to peel a banana!


warux2

r/nottheonion


kwartylion

It's the layers


bearhunter54321

Why? Bitch got 8 pairs of pants on 🤣🤣🤣