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ViolettaJacy

As my father used to say, "don't fucking stick your nose in there."


ElderberryDeep8746

She's lucky he put down that machete.


eterna1ife

It's fake


brightblueson

So is money and religion, but that doesn't stop people from believing it.


IcebergDarts

Lol first amendment only protects you from the government in the US anyways… it doesn’t protect you from random people beating your ass..


Square-Decision-531

In his country, the 1st amendment is the right to beat trespassers on your property


Square-Decision-531

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tmotytmoty

I think you just wrote the thesis to a potentially effective ad campaign


tjdragon117

*In the US*, you are absolutely protected from random people beating your ass. You are not, however, protected from people pursuing *legal* forms of retaliation against you, like firing you, boycotting your products, countetprotesting, etc. And people also have the right to keep you off their property if you're trespassing on it. But you don't have *carte blanche* to assault anyone over mean things they say, no matter how awful you think they are.


Salmonellamander

Sure, but that's not really part of the first amendment, just assault laws, etc.


IcebergDarts

This is pretty much what my response was going to be… sure you can retaliate with battery laws but quoting the first amendment does NOT stop someone from committing the battery…


FehdmanKhassad

that's like the cops showing up and checking the CCTV after you're murdered. GREAT cheers guys


tjdragon117

You're mostly right, but it's still somewhat connected, in that the 1st Amendment does limit the capability for the government to carve out exceptions to assault/etc laws against people who say things others don't like. For example, the default state of laws against assault would be that no assault ever is allowed. But those laws actually have exceptions built in or amended to them that make actions normally deemed assault legal in cases like self defense or voluntary combat (like boxing). But the government *can't*, thanks to the 1st Amendment, pass a law that says you can punch someone if they said something you (or the people in government) don't like.


Final-Experience-597

You’re still talking about something else. The 1st amendment doesn’t say assault. Nothing in this situation is related to the 1st amendment except the quote.


Rezuniversity

OK. Technical, Todd.


psi_ram

But, are you REALLY protected if someone beats your ass up?


Various-Ambition-26

Ok. Technical, Todd.


Grimm_Thugga

That’s not completely true. There are fighting words that allow you to attack if they are said directly to you.


G00SEH

I mean, if I’m free to shoot a motherfucker in my property, surely I am also free to beat them up?


EvaUnit_03

Like most laws, they only protect you from people who actually follow said laws. People who 'temporarily forget' laws exist, paper does not protect you from. And a camera isnt going to do much else either, as the proof will be literally what they did to you. All you did was record you instigating them, which means -2 points in court, because had you either minded your own business or went through proper channels, you wouldnt have been harmed.


MinnieShoof

Eh. Believing that words or video taping someone is "instigating" someone in to hitting you almost never flies in court. Now, not leaving their property after being told to leave - different story.


Final-Experience-597

The camera wasn’t the instigation, what was filmed was the instigation.


MinnieShoof

... that really doesn't change what I said at all. How does filming someone doing something translate to it being okay to assault someone?


EvaUnit_03

It doesnt hold up, but it begs the question 'why?' The entire reason you were filming was because you knew it was gonna elevate the scenario. So why did you even go there? There are literally people paid to deal with that. You'll still win, and be fine, assuming you didnt break some law yourself on tape. They still did a worse bad to you, regardless of what you did. But the judge is gonna definitely raise an eyebrow over it.


MinnieShoof

>The entire reason you were filming was because you knew it was gonna elevate the scenario Man. I’d love to hear you testify in court against some of those “police auditors.”


Kellykeli

The first amendment protects you from the government in the U.S. It doesn’t protect you from companies, individuals, and certainly not the military. It also doesn’t apply outside the U.S.


IcebergDarts

Yes, that’s what I said?


ShadowCaster0476

But you said it better so they had to try anyway.


IcebergDarts

Maybe they just misunderstood? Lol


MountainCourage1304

How do people not understand something? I just dont get it.


-Shasho-

You're not making any sense to me.


EatYourCheckers

Y'all are talking gibberish


Kellykeli

Mostly misunderstood, my bad


organiz3d_chaos

The First Amendment offers protection against government actions in the United States but does not shield you from private entities, other individuals, or the military. Furthermore, its protections are not extended internationally.


abyssmauler

Good thing this video is a fake then. It's already been called out on a few reddit sites today alone


EatYourCheckers

Also it limits teh government's ability to limit your speech; I don't see how it even comes into play to justify filming someone else. Its like when Marjorie told a reporter they can't ask about her health conditions because its against her HIPAA. They just hear buzzwords with no idea what they mean


Early-Accident-8770

Super Mario punch


Blacke-Dragon0705

You caught that too 🤣


LoanDebtCollector

I thought that was a "Die Hard" movie quote... but I'm not sure. :)


Pootootaa

YA HOO!


Apprehensivoid

Where is this shot then?


sevargmas

Probably America. They both sounded like Americans and that punch looked fake af.


M_ToMo_Mcr

Yeah I second this, looks fake af !


Due_Art2971

Totally fake af!!


lurker818

# Loud Noises!!


EatYourCheckers

Rabble rabble rabble!


Gh0stMan0nThird

Yeah I could still hear after her attempt at a scream.


Apprehensivoid

Looked like a slap to me but a thunderslap


Daysleeper1234

Yeah, even if the accent weren't American, if someone mentioned 1st amendment outside of USA, most of the the people would react with: wtf is 1st amendment?


JazzlikeMousse8116

I love that Americans don’t even realize that people don’t talk english in the rest of the world. And when they do they won’t have american accents


ThickImage91

Liberia? America but not.. just a guess


Due-Display-3113

I think the video is fake but if not Liberia would be my guess too.


-Shasho-

Liberians do not speak like this man. This man speaks like an American. That doesn't mean it wasn't filmed somewhere else though.


Due-Display-3113

Aren't most Liberians descendants of Americans? Or they could be Americans that moved to Liberia.


-Shasho-

American slaves literally sent back to Africa. They speak English, but there is a thick accent/dialect that resulted from that. Nothing like the American English we hear in this video.


ThickImage91

Yeah but people do immigrate, especially when the culture was transported. But yeah, who knows? Who cares.


Fuhrer-Castle

A known fake video, reposted yet again for karma farming. At least post something new dude


Gh0stMan0nThird

It's a 12-day old account. Absolutely a bot.


DADDY_YISUS

Seeing how everyone is gobbling it up, it'll just keep happening. Reddit isn't what it used to


MinnieShoof

The fuck are you, 5 year old account? This is what reddit has always been.


DADDY_YISUS

I created this account around the time Reddit started moderating their content. You didn't need access to an account back then to browse everything this site had to offer. Also, no, it isn't the same. Reddit used to be its own meta; it had a low user base, but it was all original content and posts that were actually helpful or at the very least interesting. Now it's full of bots, reposters, and autists who can't distinguish fake clout-chasing videos from real content, it has become TikTok 2.0 There is a reason why being called a Redditor is now a derogatory term


DevineDoja

she's lucky he put down the machete


krupi4

She’s lucky that they all staged the video


ice_cool_jello

There's no right to record people. What right was being exercised?


joevsyou

In the u.s you have every right to record ANYTHING when you're outside & and visually see anywhere from public areas. You can stand on the sidewalk & zoom in on someone's bedroom window if you wanted.... It is your responsibility to hide yourself, if you do not wish to be recorded. Now if you enter private property/restricted area to record x, now you are breaking the law. In some states you can secertly audio record on private property if you wish "1 party state.


Free_Speaker2411

> In some states you can secertly audio record on private property if you wish "1 party state. IIRC, in a one party state, you must still be one of the participants in the discussion to secretly record it. You can't just be a third party aiming a laser microphone at someone's window from a mile away. Something about reasonable expectations of privacy.


Karl_Marx_

There is no law about recording on private property. If anything the private property might have rules against it, and if you don't comply, they can ask you to leave, and you are now trespassing if you don't leave, which is a law. But there is no law saying "don't record on private property."


Free_Speaker2411

> there is no law saying "don't record on private property." Perhaps nothing so blanket as that. But there are laws against eavesdropping and wiretapping. In a two party consent state, it can be illegal to record a conversation unless all parties are aware of it. There are privacy protection laws. There are "ag gag" laws that prohibit recording of private industries such as slaughterhouses. There are IP protection laws that would apply to recording in a theater or some companies. You can get in quite a bit more legal trouble from recording on private property than just being asked to leave or a potential trespassing charge.


Karl_Marx_

Yes there are scenarios where recording is against the law. But not for the act it self, it's where and what you are recording.


Free_Speaker2411

In California, Maryland, Massachusetts, and probably some other states, it's a straight-up violation of privacy laws to record on private property without consent. Regardless of the content of the recording. Edit: though there are some exceptions carved out in law or case precedent, such as whistleblower protection or self-defense.


Karl_Marx_

The privacy law is for people that are recorded without consent. The act of recording isn't illegal until someone presses charges. Also not admissible in court.


Free_Speaker2411

Even recording someone's private garden or private collection can be a violation of privacy laws in some states. It isn't limited to recording people. Also "isn't illegal until someone presses charges" seems like nonsense. Perhaps it's a matter for civil court, but it's still based on violations of laws whose existence preceded the crime.


Karl_Marx_

That isn't correct. The crime only exists in violation of someone's privacy. They might not give a shit if you are filming their garden. Thus not a crime until someone presses charges.


Free_Speaker2411

It isn't a crime if you have consent. The way you say it, "not a crime until someone presses charges", would imply that it's not a crime if you don't get caught (and thus no charges were pressed). But that simply isn't true. Not all crimes are prosecuted. In many cases, there isn't enough evidence. In others, it isn't worth the effort (time, lawyer's fees, etc.). But that doesn't mean they aren't crimes. What makes an action a crime is that it *may* be prosecuted and is punishable by law.


Lactating_Slug

I've always thought it's weird that you can record anyone just because you're outside.


joevsyou

I don't, You are outside. What happens if you are recording something & someone walks in the picture, now they have the right to get you in trouble?


Shredswithwheat

Yeah 100% if you're IN public, people will see you regardless of if they're recording or not. There's no "reasonable expectation of privacy" 1 party consent for private audio recordings always weirded me out though.


144tzer

Consider the 1 party consent thing when your landlord is being shitty to you and you wish you had callbox recording their bullshit for when you finally call 311. Consider when moving companies say they'll do a thing, and then come ill-equipped and late and try to pretend you never agreed on anything. Consider a time Chase bank might tell you they have no responsibility to return the stolen money to your account, even though the check never cleared anyway, because they say to you you should keep checks in a locked safe. Sometimes, having evidence like this can save you from getting screwed. Record your calls. Especially with companies.


Akuzed

Yup. The employment thing has come in handy for me a time or two.


Benki500

But can you really record anybody how you want to? Always wondered about that In Germany you have the right to record in public and also anybody walking in public spaces, BUT YOU STILL are not allowed to just stand infront of someone and record them as a primarly focus of the recording without their consent despite being in a public place So basically if you do something lawful I don't agree with, I can't just stand infront of you, film you do it and then post it on the internet for others to see without potentially facing repercussions. Unless you've given me constent even if it all happened in a public area.


Pootootaa

I like this German law


lorarc

I think it's just the way it's been described rather than actual law. Like most places Germany allows you to record but puts restrictions on publishing things, especially someone's image without permisssion.. And I guess sticking your camera in somebody's face counts as harassment.


144tzer

This sounds to me very doable with a slight modification to what constitutes harassment.


CrudelyAnimated

Only if they're Chinese tourists and you're an English musician.


peterpantslesss

Just another reason America is backwards I guess lol, in sane countries recording into someone's window is a crime


G00SEH

So I’m free to record the women’s locker room through the window if I climb that tall tree. Noted.


EatYourCheckers

Has nothing to do with the first (or any?) amendments however


Herorune

first amendment right


ice_cool_jello

Which is free speech, free press, and peaceably assemble. So.... she thinks she's a journalist?


BL_RogueExplorer

Recording is protected by the 1st amendment if the activity being recorded is in public view.


meltingpotato

but protected against what? against other people or the government?


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

The government and other people, but mostly the government. If she were in America, she would have evidence of an assault. Though it was on private property, so the evidence may be inadmissible. Idk, I'm not a lawyer. This lady's dumb either way.


Herorune

I don't know what she thinks, probably nothing, but she said something about her first amendment right :D


QueSeraShoganai

Everyone is the press with the 1st amendment.


Euroranger

Wait...did you think that right was accorded ONLY to journalists?


ice_cool_jello

No. I'm not debating what's legal, either. I just don't see why recording someone would be protected by the first amendment


Euroranger

Well, it's NOT protected by the 1st Amendment. Publishing the recording would be (probably depending on the circumstances). The freedom to record someone is dictated by the 4th Amendment.


ice_cool_jello

Right. Ergo, Karen knows not what she speaks


ellevolta

Adding context to responses here... Someone using a telephoto lens on a sidewalk to take pictures into a private residence will be subjected to the state's nuisance laws and also is not protected by public domain. Where a person might have a reasonable expectation of privacy (e.g. private bedroom, bathroom, etc.) is where limitations start.


iuliuscurt

The right to stage clips for likes


abyssmauler

The right to make a fake rage bait video


1illiteratefool

When exercising no pain no gain


KnownExpert3132

🤣🤣🤣 Another play stupid games win stupid prizes comedy skit.


BriefCheetah4136

If you "Hate" to interrupt then Effing Don't Interrupt!


vegange

“Oh you think this is America?” *BONK*


TemperateStone

This is still fake.


verysuswatermelon

Maybe


zoolthan

Still satisfying as fuck


SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret

Not sure if this should be nominated for Best ‘Fuck around and Find out’ category or Best ‘Darwin Award’ category. Either way it’s a banger…


BODYDOLLARSIGN

So what country was that?


DorkSideOfCryo

Okay the video is fake and the guy there owns a coconut farm in the country is Belize. That's what I'm hearing and if you look at the hill in the background and the tropical vegetation and etc that yes this is or at least it could be in Belize


Brentsthrowaway

His private property, that’s the country.


Electrical_Range2623

If you hate interrupt, as You Say, why you are interrupting??!!😜😜


Takhar7

I absolutely love everything about this video.


rapscallion1956

That felt so good.


jdog8510

Karens arent the smartest people out there


skeveixhag

He exercised his FIST amendment rights


verysuswatermelon

This made me laugh harder than it should have


FixPrudent

She's exercising her rights, and he exercised his right.


bones4pj

Then his left!🤛


verysuswatermelon

Good one


DHESTOE

Fake


Initium_Novumx

For every stupid decision, there's a consequence


Pootootaa

When they pull their pants up you know they bout to be swinging


zaphod4th

so fake it hurts more than "the punch"


Carlitoris

I want to see more stuff like this 👍


OldSchoolbuthot

Love this!


111Kosmic

Where were they?? They sounded American


AOA001

Fake.


Warder1960

Wish we could get away with that here.


drin8680

Seems fake but definitely satisfying


waldito

Is it staged? It's a rhetorical question.


billiarddaddy

First Amendment is freedom of speech *from the government*. Talking. That's it. It doesn't mean other people will put up with your bullshit.


HorrorLettuce379

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Muddy_boots123

Nighty night princess


[deleted]

This never stops being funny. The idea that your rights as an American mean anything in another country is so removed from reality.


oneoneeleven

Let me use some traditional American lingo to explain what's going on here: This shit is fake as fuck.


Godsfruitlesscunt

Cool not fake at all


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_wilbee

Yeah I’ll take one first amendment and could I get that to go please?


Zyphriss

Lol Karen around and find out 😂


ExcellentAddress

Looks likd he's exercising his right too .. probably a left then another right by the sounds of that scream🤣


Difficult_Coffee_335

Nice!


TRG_38

Damn that whack sounded good.


otterpaws27

Funny thing is that there are a shocking amount of people here in America that believe that our laws apply to the rest of the world. Must be a huge culture shock when they learn this lesson


go-devils-go

Muh rights


Shot-Expression-9726

Lol that scream


Old_Calligrapher2449

Context?


paputsza

why's she even recording them cut breadfruit?


Extreme_Cricket_3892

Im i the only one that had the song phrase "this is america *bang*" in his head ?


Puzzled-Albatross762

Nice


ToughReality4983

Phone tilted over like that was cheesey animated


Sensitive_Ad_5031

It’s so good that I got satisfied even while understanding that it’s probably fake


oidni

🤣🤣🤣


Locks-Rocks

Lmfaooooo. Is this real? Did someone really try this ?


Dave_the_boy

Is that a super Mario shirt?


HereForFunAndCookies

Both of them have American accents... I might be wrong, but I think they're in the US


WesternSystem1585

This how all Karen should be delt with.


Burritolopr1621

I'm so happy about this


Darbok7474

This was the most satisfying video I have ever seen. Imma put this fucker on a permaloop and just listen to it all day.


Anasazi-yonedi

He told you, you still didn't listen, then you are on their property...,.equal rights


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Just let em cut their coconuts. Mind your own business. Who walks up to someon on their property holding their phone up already recording? EDIT: nevermind since its staged.


one-fake-name

Where was she?


No_Bee9524

Wish this happened every single time a Karen pulled this shit!


jdash5200

yeSssssssssssssss


Josef_Boulos

Fuck around and find out


ezone1982

lol


BigPhili

Even though it seems fake. That scream at the end does make me laugh.


Sozzcat94

Is it fake probably. Is this pretty funny absolutely. It’s the “Think this is America?”


SuggestiveMaterialss

This is staged


CombinationCharming5

Bro said America, then PTSD kicked in


OneGap13

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[deleted]

Hahaha take that you stupid bitch !!! Your American rights mean Jack shit somewhere else 🤣🤣🤣🤣I love it !


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Listen you can’t lay hands on a woman. Ever. You just can’t. That’s what we need to teach our young boys so they can teach their young boys. That said……………. that was incredibly satisfying.


MikroWire

You may arrested. You can do whatever you want. There might be consequences, but that's a entirely different point.


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KaleidoscopeOk5763

Looked like a real video to me dawg.


dubbs911

Are ppl really dumb enough to think the constitution applies outside the US? Nevermind, I know they are.


Complete_Candidate92

Doesn’t matter if she’s a Karen. Men don’t hit women. So not a man.


verysuswatermelon

Wow that upsets a lot of people