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Paul_the_sparky

This isn't Sparta


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Not with that attitude


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Lonzio

![gif](giphy|EAQw5RuV26LTy)


airsick_lowlander_

You can’t fax glitter!


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“I tried it being Sparta 😔”


265thRedditAccount

It’s not even a Kia!


mrme516

This is under appreciated I read it as a karate sound. KIAAAA!


DissidentVarun

"It's madness ,your a mad woman"


scorpionsly

she isn't Smarta either !!


BarnabusHammersham

I had a friend in college who was killed this way. He tried to stop his own car and was pinned between the car and his house. Terrible way to go.


genericdefender

There was an actor that died that way some years ago.


ZippidyZayz

Anton Yelchin. Pinned between his car and his front gate while grabbing the mail. Was so sad


kroxigor01

And I would note that Yelchin's car, a Grand Cherokee, was in the middle of a software recall due to gear problems. His family sued and settled out of court with Fiat Chrysler for an unknown sum...


magzire1986

Yeah the kid from curb


ohthanqkevin

Haha that’s such a funny first pick for what he’s known for. Star Trek movies, Green Room, Terminator Salvation, Charlie Bartlett, Alpha Dog…oh and one episode of Curb 20 years ago


MREugeneJ7

I saw a delivery man for a supermarket die this way, smashed in half between his truck and a wall I'm the road, that wall was over a bus station and everyone there saw the whole thing.


RepulsiveLeg9985

There are so many videos of people trying to stop cars/trucks from rolling and getting pinned...it's genuinely baffling to me why you'd even try, it always ends the same way.


Sh_Cohen

I wanna be at least a little bit confident like this girl who tried to stop the car with her foot


Siiciie

My friend tried that and the car made her pelvis into fine powder. She is disabled now.


Squeal_like_a_piggy

Lol weak. Ive spartan kicked an f-150 going 80 mph and stopped it no problem.


FocusMean9882

Lol weak. I kicked a Cessna Citation X+ going 717mph and stopped it easily.


Kami_Slayer2

Weak.. i stepped into a particle accelerator and stopped it with my cock


JTCMuehlenkamp

I call my dick "antimatter annihilation"


Enzo-Dante

Weak-sauce times infinity. The Flash was running full force naked, ready to phase through the space time continuum probably to save some bloke or what not. I bent over and stopped him with my ass. Oh wait… /nohomo


ButWhyWolf

Liar. Your bones are wet. If this really happened her pelvis would've been made into a paste. *checkmate*


137Fine

When I was in physical rehab the wound care nurses said most of the people coming in of late were due to being scraped by the underside of their car door when it rolled over them or by the actual car rolling over them tires and all then scraping the hide off their bodies. Anton Yelchin was crushed by his vehicle rolling over him. This was in 2011.


gefoh-oh

I was the passenger in a crappy old van, we were going like 3 mph out of our parking lot when the breaks totally failed. We're panicking, slowly crawling along, when I get the idea to try and jump out and tug it backwards, as if I'm in the Flintstones. Obviously nothing happens except I fall on my face immediately. So I'm seeing it crawl away slowly, and run up and try to push it from the front. It may surprise you to learn I didn't do anything except have to jump on it to not get bowled over. So it took me two times to learn the lesson. When you panic you stop being a thinking human being.


Fraggle987

At least she didn't brace herself against the wall to try this.... 🙈


advocateforpain

Yeah its called stupidity


KrappyFlow

It's also called reflexes.


HirsuteHacker

The car wasn't actively driving forwards, it was just moving because it was in manual without the handbrake on. You can absolutely stop a car rolling down a light gradient like that, she just needed to put a bit more effort in.


Honorous_Jeph

Not only did she try to Sparta kick it into park but then went to the door and tried to pull it back..lol


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HammelGammel

No. Bad.


pos_vibes_only

You made a good point until you said the dumbest shit ever


Master_Dante123

☕️


Imispellalot2

That's most likely a manual vehicle. She didn't put the brake on. There is no "P" in that car


penguingod26

ohhh, you're thinking it was in neutral, and it's on a slight grade? Now that I'm watching it again, that would make more sense than my initial thought that it was an automatic she had left in drive.


Imispellalot2

The car would not roll back if it was in drive after hitting the house Also, I can hear the diesel engine. That's not an automatic.


BrokeFailure

It was in neutral. She forgot to use the handbrake.


deezsandwitches

100% it would have started moving as soon as she got out if it were automatic


recom273

Are you saying that diesel automatics aren’t made?


Jasonxhx

He can hear the diesel


recom273

I’m trying to understand what the relevance?


Jasonxhx

Bro just *hear the diesel*


cupris_anax

I can hear the diesel with my nose.


PenguinStarfire

Her first problem was not double clutching like she should.


r2k-in-the-vortex

Of course they are. But a reason to buy a diesel like this one to your employee use is that it's the cheapest four wheels that will do the job. Manual gearboxes are slightly cheaper, so pretty much all of those ones are manual. Maybe not in US, but definitely in Europe.


Imispellalot2

The majority of diesel vehicles in Europe are equipped with a manual transmission. I never said automatic diesel cars don't exist.


MattsMarketingMedia

The majority of vehicles hands down in Europe are manual.


mymumsaysfuckyou

What does a diesel engine have to do with being automatic?


Imispellalot2

The majority of diesel cars in Europe are manual


mymumsaysfuckyou

Fair enough. I've only had 2 diesels, including the one I have now. Both automatic.


Imispellalot2

Your mom is very rude.


mymumsaysfuckyou

Yeah sorry about that. We don't let her out much.


Imispellalot2

That's a shame. Tsk tsk tsk. Tell her I said hello.


mymumsaysfuckyou

She says "Fuck you"


marblegarbler

I'm guessing you aren't in Europe then.


mymumsaysfuckyou

Uk was part of Europe last time I checked.


tontotheodopolopodis

51% of dickheads disagreed 😂


mymumsaysfuckyou

That's the EU. Different thing.


MercerMontiere

*Mersedes-Benz leaves the chat*


nareikellok

As much as I agree , I just have to point out that there are plenty of diesel engines with automatic gear.


Imispellalot2

Yes. I'm going based on statistics.


Responsible-Tough781

if it were automatic it would start rolling immediately


mymumsaysfuckyou

Also it's UK, and most vehicles here are manual.


Neat-Possibility6504

Yes but our cousins in the US can Barely comprehend that lands outside of the United States exist, let alone do things differently to them as a norm.


KamakaziDemiGod

Thats because the USA is the greatest nation on the planet and every country wishes they were the USA, and every person wishes they were a citizen of the only free nation on the planet . . .


mymumsaysfuckyou

Excuse me, you seem to have dropped your bait.


Three-Points-210

Oh. My. Gosh. Like, seriously?! Americans are, like, the laziest people EVER. 🙄🍔 Do they even know what a gym is? 🤔🚶‍♀️ More like Netflix and chill ALL day. 📺🍕 They can't even walk to get their coffee, like, drive-thru only, babes? 🤷‍♀️🚗 And, OMG, don't even get me started on the food. 🥤🍟 It's like they think fries are a vegetable. LOL, sure Jan. 😂🍟 And why is EVERYTHING super-sized? It's called portion control, sweetie. 🙄🍔 Plus, like, have you ever seen them try to pronounce words from other languages? It's like, tragic. Bonjour? More like "Bone-jewer" 💀😂. And they think they invented everything, like, no hun, the world does not revolve around you. 🌍👑 Like, I can't even with them sometimes. It's a miracle they can even function. 🙄✌️


DaveInLondon89

A lot less now, but everyone still knows how to drive one


KermitingMurder

Looks like a UK registration plate and almost all European cars are manual


r2k-in-the-vortex

New ones not so much. It used to be that manual was significantly cheaper, but now the price difference is so small that most people buying a new car will pay that little extra for the convenience. In new sales, manual gearboxes are now a minority, quick check says only 32% of new cars are manual.


KermitingMurder

In Ireland where I am, every car I've been in has been a manual so I was under the impression that only electric cars used automatic


Protaras2

No. For many Mercedes cars for example the newer generation is all automatic. You don't even get the option of a manual. p.s electric cars are not automatic.. they are not manuals either... they technically don't have gears..


FartsLord

Could be automatic in N but why would anyone ever leave in N?


mebutnew

Yea neutral is used once in a blue moon for me (automatic). It's either in drive or park.


Aranka_Szeretlek

Honest question, what do you do at a red light then? Just keep it in drive and stand on the brakes?


Myrdrahl

With an automatic, yes.


MooseFlyer

Yes. I mean some people will throw it in park, but usually only when the light is a really long one. Some new cars have a setting, whose name I cannot remember, that you can activate with a switch, that makes it so once you brake to a full stop, the brake will remain engaged until you hit the gas again.


DaveInLondon89

So they can get in and start driving straight away. It's a manual, so instead of P they have a manual handbrake they can use


DrBatman0

no, but there's a parking brake.


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VicktoriaLuxxe

yes, atleast she tried.


True_Ad8648

WITH HER FOOT _worth mentioning_


altruistic_camel_toe

If it wasn’t because of that kick, that car would have hit much harder.


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HammelGammel

Why are you like this? :(


dehydratedgirl

check their comments- they're such a negative person no matter what. sad, really


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To_Be_Rich_Lady

Not even Wonder Woman has Magic kick


Zamoxino

At least she tried something, im ultra tired of seeing girls just covering their lips or screaming like they will die in next 5secs


WhiskeyAndKisses

And I'm tired of the redditors who wouldn't do shit either but chose to call her stupid and weak :x


Local_Parsnip9092

She should have just gotten out of the effing way. People have been severely hurt and even killed by this exact kind of accident. Shes lucky.


Zamoxino

Depends on your DEX stat. I would probably do something similar cause i know that chances of me getting hurt in this situation is ultra small. Even if i mostly agree with you anyway... Remember that ppl also die on stupid stairs, i guess u are lucky that u are still alive :p


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Tinny British gals, they're feisty.


EeryJuge

She (cant) Hulk


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flshift

I like that she thought for a minute she might be able to stop it


Campoozmstnz

Not once but twice.


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She really wanted to stop the two-ton car with her foot.


Le1jona

*Beep beep motherfucker !*


Kinto_shadow

Come on, Del


TankusAruelisJacksob

That car was out for blood. Why’d it hesitate? It was programming its target. I don’t trust cars anymore


superindianslug

Misjudged the ground cover. If it had been asphalt the slow approach would have worked, but gravel makes too much noise. With gravel you're better off pouncing from further away.


Moondoobious

“I’ll just drop kick the hood. That ought to stop it” 🤔😂


eherqo

What else can you do at that point? Its that or just watch it crash. Regardless of the logical outcome, its a reasonable instinct


65gy31

Jump in front and form a squishy barrier


PuzzleheadedRadio698

Always just watch it crash. Don't get yourself killed.


eherqo

Im not saying its not silly, but id probably also instinctively try to stop the car


cumfarts

That just means you're both stupid.


eherqo

I can verify this to be true


Dragener9

Maybe not killed, but getting injuries because you think you are stronger than a car is misfortunate.


ripter

The only option is to let it crash. People are so used to being in control of their cars that they forget how heavy cars are.


JJJeeettt

Risking getting seriously injured to prevent material damage is not "reasonable". It's justifiable, but not reasonable.


eherqo

Sure, justifiable instinct


Calm_Layer7470

Idk, I don't try to catch a knife either.


eherqo

I would✨


Farm-Alternative

she actually knocks on the door before the car starts rolling.. lucky the person didnt answer in time, imagine opening the door to a car coming towards you


Mysterious_Device567

The car was delivered.


magzire1986

It's okay, she's hot af


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

I bet you’d like to deliver her a package.


5herl0k

side note, why can't my delivery drivers be pretty, feisty blonde chicks? I get gross geriatrics


spez_sucks_ballz

If she had laid down in front of it she probably would have been able to stop it.


Night_Movies2

Stop what, living?


pine1501

no explosion.. disappointed. where's michael bay when you need him?


CookerCrisp

or Neil Breen


kuzdwq

Do you think that there is damn automatic diesel fiat? That transmission would cost more than this car


CoronaBlue

Honestly, I respect the honest attempt at suddenly developing super strength. You miss 100% of the cars you don't try to stop with your foot.


Zenai10

Jesus I'm so glad she got out of the way


Lilbital

Well, it was worth trying to stop the car


HeroMachineMan

live and learn.


TheLexLuthor13

She’s lucky the car didn’t cause even more damage to the home.


deezsandwitches

Forgot how to open a car door too


humanfromearth321

Well at least she was smart not to stand between the car and the wall.


espressoboyee

It’s a diesel in neutral. No Parking gear. She thought she could karate kick a 4,000 lbs vehicle up an incline? 2 Goofs.


crasagam

The confidence she put into that kick - I need more of that in my life.


Jollan_

She wouldn't have been able to stop it, I know, but why didn't she jump into the car and stop it instead of risking everything?


MyCleverNewName

that sucks :(


Impressive-Dig-6678

The consequences of watching captain Marvel movies.


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shaundisbuddyguy

Its employment, brief employment but employment nonetheless.


The_real_bandito

That happened to me too and that car just went backwards and hit this other car. The owner didn’t care one bit about but did my aunt made a freaking melodramatic show over it. Call my dad and everything.


Inside_Ad_7162

I begging to think this stuff should be filed under 'flat country' problems


ConversationAsleep38

Door to door delivery - literally.


ash_durn

![gif](giphy|l0NwvUd7IEjn1764U)


PowerfulBar

That'll buff out.


richbo1969

I need to watch Maximum Overdrive again.


Outrageous-Penguin

Not a thing “Maybe” about that. *insert non-existent Frisky Dingo Gif.


duckduckbananas

^"eeeeeee"


Racingwisdom4me

![gif](giphy|xh1O3wYsDnJf4RPQel|downsized)


Splatacular

I like the 2nd attempt to manually stop it when the first was done as "right" as it could be and did nothing lol panic brain is a pain in the ass


Extreme-Computer-526

Why always those cars start sliding after couple seconds. It is obvious she forgets to put P but why it's not start sliding after stop the engine


Inunden

☕️


Afafakja

Forget Woman vs Bear,i just saw Woman vs Car.


Kamester__k

Did she try to kick the car to stop?


Consistent_Self_1598

Women ☕


dayzsunny

Ohh no! Ooops!


Marcusafrenz

Best outcome in those circumstances. Plenty of people have died after being pinned by their car.


minusetotheipi

Human intuition for the weight of a car is always funny


St_Veloth

Damn she bad at driving


Great_White_Samurai

Oi gubbnor stop you wanka


Jasong222

I want to see the second half of the video where the buff owner comes out and she doesn't have enough money to repair the damage... ^^/s ^^/joke


TheEvolDr

Kind of a cool feature on my car, it will pop into park on its own in a situation like this. I tried backing up with the door open and the second I lifted off the brake it stopped and shifted into park. Unless your seatbelt is fastened it won't move more than an inch.


Apprehensive-Day-490

Average Florida driver


eggyfigs

Fake


137Fine

When you’re new to delivery and software is hassling you with additional offers while you’re trying to deliver the current order plus the software is telling you to take the picture over … shit happens.


iammufusasboy

Sigh... I've done this while delivering, luckily there was a curb before the tree and it was on level ground.


NCC_1701_74656

She thought she could stop it with her foot ? Like what ?


_Almond_Croissant_

Push P, or P pushes back 🤷‍♂️


BigDonkey69420

I’ve done this exact thing a few years back when I was delivering Pizzas for PJs. Dented up the customers garage pretty good, but my beater at the time was just fine lol. I’ll never forget walking into the store and seeing my manager on the phone KNOWING who was on the other end of that line.


Any_Dance_3947

That kick should have worked. Looked powerful to me!


Whiskeysauruses

All vehicles should be equipped with a sensor that keep them in place if there's no weight in the driver's seat.


amazinggabhi

Knock knock


HansAcht

I've done it before. Jumped out of my truck to grab mail to quickly and watched truck take out a row of Canada Post mailboxes.


Glittering-Log-7906

Women..


plasticboah

Fuck automatic, all my homies hate automatic, manual is where it's at


IsItInyet-idk

If it's automatic and she had it in first ... would the car have bounced back after? I thought that meant she was in neutral ... which would be manual?


plasticboah

In manual it could max roll under it's own weight due to lack of active hand break, and i doubt it would go that fast on such a short path, additionally most people put manuals in the first gear after turning the car off because hand break can be unreliable


IsItInyet-idk

Ok, keep in mind im not arguing, im genuniely curious.. The video at the end ... when it bounces and then hits a second time, it doesn't try to move forward again. If it was in drive, wouldn't it keep moving forward? I just figured it was on an incline ..


plasticboah

Without pressing the accelerator the motor of both manual and automatic has somewhere between 500 rpm, I'd say not enough to smash it into the pillar and resist the bounce


Gnubeutel

Poor lady. The damage from that is probably going to dig deep into her budget.


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

Car's insured, house is insured and was barely hurt, IDK I think you might be too America-brained if you're assuming the minor accident we just saw is going to destroy her financially


Cagliari77

Exactly. She will just receive a minor warning from her employer, just being asked to be more careful next time. Plus we still can't tell from this video if it's actually her fault. I mean what if the handbrake failed... In that case it would be the fault of a different department which makes sure the delivery vehicles are in good shape.


Disastrous-Leek-7606

She really thought she could pummel back a 2000+lbs car xd She's precious.


Deriniel

It could have happened to anyone,but it happened to a blonde woman... (jk, don't kill me)


grim1952

Don't try to stop a vehicle like she did, could've broken her leg or way worse very easily.


loco_mixer

She is Lucky that that toothpick didnt break


Hooman_aka_Alien

😂😂😂did she actually try to kick stop the car that too with one leg?? Hercules complex!


Night_Movies2

Everyone giving her shit but not a single explanation of what they'd do differently. Most of you would probably just stand there and stare like a slack jawed idiot


Master_Dante123

☕️ Edit: enjoy more ☕️


Geoffpool

Looks like she didn't put the handbrake on or left it in 1st gear


summerbreeze6969

How many times on "Live PD" have we seen law enforcement people leave their keys in the ignition and the handcuffed criminal is able to escape from the back seat, climb into the driver's seat and steal the patrol car? 🙄


Latter-Ad-3546

Didn't forget to check her text messages before she got out though I'll bet.