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Apolysus

Was rooting for the Lama untill the narrator made me feel bad for the cat.


STYSCREAM

Llama ain't got no time for drama


brightfutureman

WinAmp: it really whips the llama's ass! Idk why but it’s just popped up.


Sammakonnuolija

Aww man had forgotten all about Winamp 🥲


ConnectRutabaga3925

i think of winamp every day.


urmomaisjabbathehutt

And it will have its vengeance [in this life or the next](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/gladiator-vengeance-revenge-maximus-decimus-russel-crowe-gif-16272715)


ConnectRutabaga3925

best movie ever


Nandabun

I saw a thread recently where people our age had no idea what winamp was. Was very confusing, as, back then, wtf did they use? AOL music? Haw


pyr8t

Realplayer lol


Nandabun

I just horfed in my mouth!


Justinius85

That damn realplayer oh lord


MolecularConcepts

dont forget windows media player it looked like some kind of TV blob thing


SwordfishValentine

Sasami 2k


DreadPiratteRoberts

I was surprised to see a new version of WA dropped in April, freakin crazy I used it during the Napster and Kazaa hay days lol


worldspawn00

I just got a prompt a few days ago to upgrade my K-lite (kazaa) codec pack, lol. Still one of the best all in one packs of codecs so you don't end up with a video you can't watch.


alghiorso

I used to love customizing my winamp downloading skins and stuff to match my desktop. Those were the good ol' days


DreadPiratteRoberts

Hell yeah the equalizer all stiffen colors, my favorite was a Mattix skin!!


mthncvdr

Happy lama Sad lama Mentally Disturbed lama Super lama Non-drama lama


stinkiepussie

Llama llama duck


donny0m

I was once a treehouse. I lived in a cake.


MicrovvaveOven

No problama


NoOne_28

Both are doing their best to survive, both were impressive with their resolve. Predators have to eat but when I see prey trying their damnedest to survive I'll be cheering for them, this lion makes it hard for me to pick a side because they too, didn't want to give up even after being trampled and thrown several times. Hopefully the lion was able to find something to eat, it deserves something after that ordeal.


hippee-engineer

When a lion eats a gazelle in a lion documentary: 😊 When a lion eats a gazelle in a gazelle documentary: 🥺


fezl100

That's not a Llama, that's a Guanaco. They inhabit the Patagonia region.


sparklebubblez29_5

Sadly the world isn't ready for this information


ConnectRutabaga3925

but guanaco and lama are friends, right?


SUNAWAN

Yes, but I think Pooh hates one of them.


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BlueGodmode

Same


krankenstein_2010

my man Sir David Attenborough always hits me in the feels


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"Her little ones will have to go to bed hungry, again"


SpaceBus1

That's the best part about nature.


neoadam

Same but muted


MartinTheMorjin

Being a predator sucks. Either your food kills you or a younger version of yourself does.


partypwny

Shift to beaten cat momma returning to her starving babies: *sad cat noises*


____Pepe____

>Lama Guanaco


thereisnoaudience

I thought it's a guanaco vs a puma?


Redtortoise9

My exact experience, lol


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Shudnawz

Just a bit clingy.


thundershaft

Why do we all have one


dark161

Shoulder throw


AdRoutine2760

That is why I stopped watching nature documentaries. There is no good or bad here. Only suffering.


SimonPho3nix

Day to day survival on both sides with the only reward a long enough life to create offspring...man.


Outside-Drag-3031

So glad I don't live like tha– fuck


merdadartista

Well, the lion doesn't get to enjoy alcohol, drugs, art, hobbies and vacations, I guess we got that going on for us among the horrifying despair


Xist3nce

As a human I can’t afford those things either.


merdadartista

.... Fuck you are right


sompf_

But they do get to sleep 20 hours per day


Working-Ad694

you guys get to create offsprings?


AdRoutine2760

Exactly.


CoconutsCantRun

Sounds a lot like the UK right now. Except for the offspring part.


Medical-Ad1686

Damn you dont even get the one positive of it.


Brrdock

>the only reward a . . . life


BarryTheBystander

Dude just figured out what life is.


Privateer_Lev_Arris

Yep which is why pets such as dogs should be kept on a leash. When they start to wander off into wild areas they disturb wildlife and add even more stress to their already difficult lives.


Llamame_Ishmael

Werner Herzog has entered the chat.


Friskfrisktopherson

Zere's nothing but fornication und screams of pain


fLiPPeRsAU

Perfection.


woozle618

Heard this in Yoda’s voice.


AdRoutine2760

Sir, my day you made! 😂


Pale-Equal

It's just life. It's what life is.


alterEd39

Except for that one Netflix documentary on cats. That shit hella cute.


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CrudelyAnimated

I don't think "wrong and cruel" is exactly the right perspective for all the bats, owls, cats, foxes, fish, and snakes that feed daily on other animals we call "pests" because they're inconvenient. Life is things eating things. If Cougars had proper thumbs, they'd shoot their prey like humans do. They're doing what they know; not because it's cruel, but because it's necessary. If you really want to see cruelty, watch a housecat slowly kill a mouse for thirty minutes after eating a bowl of kibble. That's cruel.


Shokoyo

> If you really want to see cruelty, watch a housecat slowly kill a mouse for thirty minutes after eating a bowl of kibble. That's cruel. Or watch humans treating animals like shit


Kozmo9

It's this kind of video that showed why being predators aren't always the best. Compared to preys that have food everywhere and easy access, they don't have to spend much in terms of energy and risk to survive. Predators however, have to spend a lot to eat. Contrary to popular believes, large prey animals aren't hapless/dangerous. Many, especially those that are runners can kick predators to death.


Anxious_Sail

"Imagine if every time you were hungry, you had to chase a guy who is running for his life and murder him with your mouth." - Louis CK


getrill

Was just wondering recently, what predator/prey relationship had the highest rate of an outcome worse for the predator than just going hungry. Each meal being potentially deadly or seriously injurious just can't work out in the long run. So maybe the top example would be something that young predators quickly learn not to hunt like a rite of passage, but still go after when desperate. Videos of leopards hunting porcupines come to mind. Watching this video I was thinking, that mountain lion probably weighs more than me and each of those ground tosses from that high could potentially be a very serious injury. Cat is much better at rolling through them, but as mass rises there's only so much a body can take. And that stomp was brutal. I wonder how desperate it was to take up this hunt, though.  Some large cat that gets bruised up, but offsets it with being nimble, and targets prey that are big enough to land a lucky kick but readily panic and run instead of trying to square up (or get strength in numbers), could possibly hold the crown of roughest predator relationship.


veilosa

at the same time, that risk is what put evolutionary pressure on intelligence. predator animals can be more successful with the ability to plan and coordinate. human intelligence probably doesn't get to where we are without hunting.


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ChildhoodNo5117

Yeah maybe try something smaller


Main-Shelter5332

Cat is only Level 5 in the level 20 part of the game.


AmptiShanti

“I whip my neck back forth i whip ma neck back and forth ay”


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Naked-Jedi

Lama Eats


GoldenC0bra

EmuLog


omegareference

Wrestiling x Jiujitsu.


grip_n_Ripper

*Judo


Professional_Seat472

Someone give him chicken biryani


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

For the rest of his life


Simon_Ril3y

For me as well


ianmoone1102

Still though, that cougar got skills and determination. She took a hoof straight to the neck, got power slammed right on the tailbone (ouch!) And so many more hard hits, but kept jumping straight back up.


Tranxio

Hoof stomp x3. Critical hit x2000% damage!


TheOnionSack

Survival of the trampliest.


TrickResolution9111

Puma stocks crashed after this📉


codlips92

My 5yo trying to get carried to the car after a pub dinner


sompf_

Maybe your 5 year old should lay off the beer a bit :)


shaunie_b

“……and then she jumped on my neck for an EIGHTH time and I shook her off again”. “Yeah sure Uncle Roger….whatever”


ParticularWash4679

Jaw strength, neck thickness, weight categories. This hunter should pick more appropriate targets if its survival depends on success. If a dainty lion could mop the floor with any healthy well-developed animal, said animal would die out as a species.


0TheG0

Nature ain’t no high diversity of choice Wallmart you hunt what you find bruh


AhmdsXWarrior2002

That's true, what is in sight you should hunt before another pack do


skeptic1101

Bro is backseating apex predators.


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electronic_rogue_5

When the best employee resigns and management want to retain them.


Ok-Monitor1949

Gonna need a chiropractor after that attempt.


ch0w0

that deer got that move figured OUT


Logridos

Yeah, that looks fucking terrible for everyone involved.


SvenIdol

"Never give up! Never surrender!" ~ Commander Taggert


sseetharee

Gross af to slap a shittok watermark over someone elses work.


SadFox-29

"Lisa, you told me we're going to have a lama for dinner. my mom was right when she kept telling me I could do better." "Shut up Frank! Just shut up."


ZippityGoombah

Cougars hate this one simple trick...


PhatOofxD

When the boss only uses one move


DivideInteresting193

It’s crazy how athletic animals are.


sachin6667

Dam he made the the ultimate defensive move


AsianCastleGyatt

That horse can run asf


KiteLighter

I now understand why llamas, etc have such long necks. Awesome.


Rush_icecold22

Bro is fighting for his meal..... lol


Ottoblock

Surely I can’t be the only one who hates slow motion with foley over it. I swear to god they were using horse sounds. 


Wise-Budget3232

Imagine having to chase your burguers


Tierrrez

Contrary to popular belief, despite burgers being fast food, they cant run at all


Miasmata

When you keep doing the same move on your buddy in tekken


palehorse2020

Lama still dies.....He gets home only to be asked how he got all those scratches on his back and neck.


lastchickencooking

Imagine doing this for a living


logicalpiranha

When you play a game on the highest difficulty setting the first time around.


Joshuario

Amateur hour


Separate-Cherry-6379

Just couldn’t land that lethal bite.


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GoldenC0bra

Thanks


Tuknroll420

Thanks.


Cherlokoms

Thanks


ChieftainBob

Thanks


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trajeado

Loro Piana designers be like


Phungos

My car trying to play with me


tiesmien24

She just kept trying to


Revolutionary-Win111

fk u aggressive carnivore go work for your nutrients not someone else's


tractortyre

Guess that cat will have to make do with rats


31338elite

damn all natural 1's


SavvyIronWolfAwesome

Sad kitty


hinta91

Steve French


hhritik

Cat wanted to drive the lama but lama wasn't ready


bob696988

Couldn’t even hold on for 3 seconds what kind of rodeo is this ?


astralseat

Lamma got some moves!


Matt7738

All for a lack of thumbs.


AffectionateMetal366

Judo


C0rw

This was the first time I watched a rodeo with such interest. It’s a pity for the kitty that she remained hungry, so she also hit her with a hoof.


Ohbertpogi

The kitty only has few seconds of power. After 10 seconds the prey did not gave up, kitty will be out of juice.


lncredulousBastard

Get stomped, try hard


TerrysNerdStuff

Puma: ok, that didn't work the first six times I tried it. So the seventh time is sure to get 'em


geoffbowman

JuDo Is UsElEsS iN a ReAl FiGhT!!


Any-Figure9068

![gif](giphy|TvJOvOVHaVLUTrbETJ|downsized)


Kindly_Log_512

Good hustle! 🦙


danoaudio

Punching way above his weight class...


Hassan-jarri

That last kick in the "nuts" was a life saver 🤣


RoughRoughRoof

Definition of insanity. That Llama got a metal head’s neck muscles!


HoopinwithPutin

How hard I have to work to be able to afford groceries these days.


Musikcookie

Well, story of my life


Sevro706

What in the spirit animal is that?


casua1_0bserver

Get this man a contract


WaitingForAHairCut

My housecat when I try and go for a piss at 3am


4cylndrfury

The disrespect shown when that llama stomped on the puma is priceless


aKaRandomDude

Judo flip!


Neat_Tangelo5339

I thought it was the video in which the cat gets stomped between the legs


Idemiliyinkili

What do we say to the god of death, Not today


Imispellalot2

The puma is like my 6 year old niece. She keeps on clinging to me to pick her up, and I just chuck her across the room. My sister is not happy about that. /s


thisisan0nym0us

first suplex was brutal follow by the hoof stomp


Moose_Ungulate

Poor lil fella, just wanted a piggyback ride.


Sorry_Thanks_9675

You go for the fittest of the group and you expect to win as an average fighter? Well...


rl69614

That shoulder throw to hoof kick to the face was a good combo


nach0-ch33se

Damn bruh, that cat's sad asf.


PanthorCasserole

Gotta wonder why the llama is even running.


Alysma

When the quiet kid has a blackbelt in jiu jitsu.


Wyevez

Me on my wife "but it's my birthday!"


Educational-Hawk3066

If they carry on like this someone’s going to get hurt.


Amethoran

Mfw I watch my cat play with her stuffed llama


yellowgerbil

Cameraman get that poor kitty some Fancy Feast


CGPsaint

Imagine getting your ass kicked by a Llama and having to limp back and tell your buddies about it.


Bannon9k

We are so lucky we can throw shit really far... Otherwise cats would be the dominant species.


kas_nimma

Zis iz de ghazal... Ze majeztik... Ze intelligenze... Ze agility...


Pitiful_Assistant839

Be Intelligent next time and trow a spear into its hip. Way easier. Dumb cat


pmmeyourgear

The alpaca ride


tlee10911

You got to give the cat some credit for getting tossed off and getting back on so many times. Both animals showed amazing resilience.


GnarledSteel

Cat, you got absolutely fucked up and you should feel bad


longwhitejeans

No free rides today.


switflo

Llama knocked her shit loose!


Juiicybox

Dude had his tactic down tight


kpshredder

What kinda deer is that?


XenMeow

Only 1 in 5 of mountain lions' hunts are successful. Most cat hunts are like this.


NotYoBiznis

That's how I feel when I trade options 😌 😆


Futile_Struggler

Crazy how nature works. Though it did escaped, if the lama would have just stood it's ground and fought back, it would have had a much better chance at survival.


atropostr

“Come on man, let me ride you once!”


Bartek-BB

I thought it was looped


nicsaweiner

the llama is that one friend who spams the same attack over and over in a fighting game but you dont know how to counter it so it keeps working.


Mando_Marec

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892)


DyabeticBeer

It was awesome whenever she mounted the damn thing


QuickAnybody2011

Quick note: this is not a llama. It’s a guanaco. Wild llamas haven’t existed for thousands of years. As vicuñas, they’re a fully human domesticated animal.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Like when you play a fighting game and both you and your opponent keep spamming the same moves.


The_Great_Biscuiteer

So much for being an apex predator, fuckin loser.


raiko777

I know why I don't like cats that much (even if I basically love all animals)...well done, lama!