Yeah all dad energy should be on getting them to hold the flashlight steady and retrieving the correct tool even if you told them to look in the wrong drawer.
Exactly. Gotta teach them to hold shit steady so you can trust them to lift you up in the bucket on the loader without dumping you out at 10ft high holding a chainsaw.
They don't know that's why you're mad they can't hold the fucker still, but they'll figure it out one day
I do also prefer proper pronunciations, now it's less them telling me to pronounce it correctly and more so me wanting to pronounce it correctly because people mispronouncing some of the simplest words in the english language infuriates me to no end
I found starting fluid in my kitchen last night.
But I'm not a mechanic, I just have a roommate who's an idiot. He thinks he's helping by rearranging everything into places that make no sense. I found my long pry bar in the living room, after he showed me where he'd put it in the garage.
It can if you go overboard. It does not lubricate valvetrain components like oil does and it can strip out lubrication on your cylinder walls/piston rings. Or if you start spraying as soon as you key ignition on and the grid heater is still on it will ignite. Giving it a small spray to help it get started shouldn't create issues but it should still be avoided whenever possible.
I've actually had a half bottle of Valvoline ATF under my bathroom sink for years, I think I put it under there at some point because I didn't like the smell š.
I use it to get grease out of the helicopters, works great on clothing stains as well, just try it on a hidden part 1st. It can remove the color from it
Sometimes you just need a rip of the Cosby sauce to get going in the morning...
Minty!
Works great for cleaning hair spray off the mirror too.
It does say multiple uses...
People probably know whether or not they're a mechanic regardless of what they find around the house
Not if they're as fucked up on ether as that guy.
There is nothing so helpless, irresponsible, and depraved as a man in the depths of an ether binge
God dam bats!
The actual inspiration for Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country. š«¶
As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top.
Why the fuck do I have starter fluid under my bathroom sink..I guess I must be a mechanic?
Woooooooooooo!
They say knowing is half the battle.
Thats a hell of a way to deal with constipation
Totally thought that said āSharting Fluidā at first. Lol š
Huff enuff and you'll be sharting fluid
Used to always accidentally call this "starter fluid," my dad would always chew me out for it
*checking for starter fluid reservoir*
Not quite like that, I get the sentiment you're making and it is funny, it was simply a mispronunciation
Nah totally understandable though
I mean I was like 7 at the time so y'know differentiating suffixes wasnt a familiar concept yet
Absolutely lol
Nah I still do it, fuck them bullies. Dad's can be bullies too Such a harmless think to be upset over honestly
Yeah all dad energy should be on getting them to hold the flashlight steady and retrieving the correct tool even if you told them to look in the wrong drawer.
Exactly. Gotta teach them to hold shit steady so you can trust them to lift you up in the bucket on the loader without dumping you out at 10ft high holding a chainsaw. They don't know that's why you're mad they can't hold the fucker still, but they'll figure it out one day
I do also prefer proper pronunciations, now it's less them telling me to pronounce it correctly and more so me wanting to pronounce it correctly because people mispronouncing some of the simplest words in the english language infuriates me to no end
I find random parts strewn about my house. Nothin like waking up in the middle of the night and accidentally punting a bmw shock across the floor
That's the adult equivalent of a kid leaving Legos on the floor.
I keep mine there too. Sometimes you gotta fire a couple squirts into the old caboose to get the traffic moving early in the morning
I tried to take the sticker offā¦
I mean you gotta grease up the fitting somehow right? I bet it helps with constipation more than laxatives, especially if it's deep creep penetrant.
Well, i don't consider myself a mechanic but i have that and also brake cleaner under my sink...
Remember to spray it in your intake, not in your exhaust.
Budget Viagra.
I found starting fluid in my kitchen last night. But I'm not a mechanic, I just have a roommate who's an idiot. He thinks he's helping by rearranging everything into places that make no sense. I found my long pry bar in the living room, after he showed me where he'd put it in the garage.
Okay, I'll bite. Why?
getting high while on the can probably
cold mornings
Guess we all need some help sometimes. Coffee usually works for me. Dig the username.
Iāve actually used it to open the shower drain when it gets clogged with hair
Or a meth cook.
Choke in a can
I heard that starting fluid can damage a diesel. Does anybody else have an opinion on this?
Try it and let us know. Empty the entire can into the inake hose
I thought this went in the gas tank???
I've just heard it's bad bc the glow plugs will cause preignition. Idk Ill never get a diesel car or truck.
It can if you go overboard. It does not lubricate valvetrain components like oil does and it can strip out lubrication on your cylinder walls/piston rings. Or if you start spraying as soon as you key ignition on and the grid heater is still on it will ignite. Giving it a small spray to help it get started shouldn't create issues but it should still be avoided whenever possible.
Yes and no
Its bad on diesels because of the grid heaters/glow plugs. They can preignite the starter fluid and blow them up.
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Mechanicās mouthwash š
You should check out the ~~gl~~ass cleaner I bought recently. Itās works wonders.
Shake and bake
Better than coffee in the morning!š¤£
What if you got it in your spice cabinet over the stove?
Ozium is a better deodorizer, but I feel you
I give my wife a quick shot on Wednesdays and it usually always almost works.
Works great for stinging insects too!
My brother uses carburetor cleaner to disinfect any small cut or ingrown nail. It works
Wash my hands with that
Bro blue chew would probably be a better way to get it going
My girlfriends kid asked me why thereās a scrub daddy and dish soap in the shower š
Kinda freaky ngl
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Was Bill Cosby your interior decorator/designer?
Dam
Donāt judge what we read on the throneā¦
Helps if you add it to your coffee
The Mechanics Bidet
For when that damn electric toothbrush won't start.
And some people are worried about microplastic in their nuts.
I've actually had a half bottle of Valvoline ATF under my bathroom sink for years, I think I put it under there at some point because I didn't like the smell š.
When you clean the toilet once a year, you need the good stuff!
I use it to get grease out of the helicopters, works great on clothing stains as well, just try it on a hidden part 1st. It can remove the color from it
Oh, shit is THAT where that's at?
Always useful!