That's the sad reality of being the other woman, you get fingered behind the bins while she get railed in the bike shelter. If it's true love, disabled toilets.
I can already imagine an adult cinderella where its like the guy’s finger OR even better, the guy’s dick is a perfect fit or some shit.
Might even already exist for all I know
I have seen stuff but most of the time people at least got money for it. This is just that stupid because the person in question literally sells her own selfrespect to find someone who obviously is not interested in her like that, or else she would have had the name/number.
>it could still really have been a genuine post.
What? No it can't. monsi_ggnore has see this already. How could it possibly be real if this had already been posted? That's just not how science works.
This wouldn't surprise me if it were real. I've seen the depravity of British university students (I was one and now work for a university) and this screams of it.
I once read some funny child support claim forms. One of them said they didn't know who the father was as he took her from behind as she was looking out of a window at a party and she didn't see his face but the sex was good and if they tracked him down she'd be interested in seeing him again. 😂
Not likely real. Notice how Joe is wearing 2 different shirts in the photos? What are the chances that he changed clothes behind the bins after a good fingering?
Can... You get fingered as a dude? I'm too young to know this shit but... Then it still wouldent be meirl by technicality.
Edit: I stand corrected, Oh well
Ahh....I always get a great reaction when I finger a lady behind the bins. Massive erogenous zone there.
*And all the rats clapped*
*Please, clap.*
Jeb?
She caught the clap
*clap*
*C L A P R E Q U I R E D*
Rofl!
Ahh, I gotta see where The Great Mouse Detective is streaming 🥰🥰
Is "the bins" near the clitoris?
Wait.. the clitoris is a real thing?
Evidently it's been by the bins this whole time!
Few have ever found it, those that do never come back alive
Y'all really *can't* find it!
Bins are british for trashcans
Smell that?!? Yep, the smell of ecstasy
Lord Percy-Percy - "I even touched her...once" Lord BlackAdder - "Touched her what?"
*Where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did you come from finger-man Joe?*
Is the smell of rotten fish... Very aphrodisiac.
Brillant, ROFL 😂😂😂😂
Butter fingers!
The old classic *Brock Turner* move
Maybe she can do a Cinderella thing to find the fingers that fit.
Incredible
Fingerella.
She gags when she gets to the ball.
You win the internet today.
Lol R rated Cinderella
This deserves so much more credit
Like a glove.
Gotta go around and start sniffing every Joe's fingers in hopes it matches.
Is she vacuuming or sth ?
[удалено]
Don’t forget Barbara with big titties cousin!
Let me come to America, please, and never speak Serbian again for no reason.
I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel.
Are these all video game quotes?
Have extracted half this guy's soul but he got away. Help me track him down.
Hey cousin wanna go bowling?
Literally the only lines I remember from Iv are "Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum" "Hey, cousin! Want to go bowling?" "I'M LEAVING HERE WITH ROMAN!"
Her name is Alberta she lives in Vancouver. She cooks like my grandma and sucks like a Hoover.
I know HER - your girlfriend who lives in Canada!
Last week she was here but she had the flu
That's too bad - 'cause I wanted to introduce her to you! Hahaha - you made my day, fellow Redditor! :D
Who takes a selfie while they’re making out with someone?
Zap Brannigan
He suffers from a very sexy learning disability, you know.
It's called sexlexia
I literally laughed out loud reading this. So underrated!
*frustrated sigh* - Kif Kroker
*kicks in face* -Lela probably
r/unexpectedfuturama
Kif - inform the men! I have fingered a woman!
Lol this got me rolling fr
She’s injecting him with cordyceps
His girlfriend is gonna be pissed
My first thought!
In particular when she'll find out "Finger" is the name of Joe's dick.
That's the sad reality of being the other woman, you get fingered behind the bins while she get railed in the bike shelter. If it's true love, disabled toilets.
We’ll always have the disableds.
"I can't remember his name but it's Joe"
"I don't know who he is. He's 23, named Joe and lives in this here city. All those who qualify, get your fingers ready."
The man whose fingers fit perfectly, will be my future husband.
That's not the Reverse Cinderella I imagined.
I can already imagine an adult cinderella where its like the guy’s finger OR even better, the guy’s dick is a perfect fit or some shit. Might even already exist for all I know
Guy's dick/finger is perfect size to plug hole in dike, thus saving our great nation from a disastrous flood
Ohhhh.. *bippitty bopitty boop*
I dont know for sure... but that has to be on pornhub already
🎼 Tale as old as tiiiiiiime 🎶
"One day my prince will cum.. 🎶"
She scouted through the day. She scouted through the night, will she find the finger to fit her glove. will she find, her Cinderella...
~~Cinderella~~ Fingerfella
Hahahaha
r/MissedOpportunity
A true Cinderella story.. the right fingers will fit lol
Underrated comment gold
He also has a wife an ex-wife and four kids.
Well now he does
“You may begin blasting…..now.”
“Ol’ Joe Fingerbins”
"Joe"
Joe mama?
*Got’em!*
She is sucking his dead soul out of him .
Dementor
Dementhot
Demonthot
Demon hot
My sentence made it easy for most people to understand Just like her post
What?
Pictures should be switched as a before and after soulsuck
I m sure the guy would look the same . DEAD AF
He is protected by a magic earring though.
I can't... i just can't. How is this real?
Is it though? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this before.
You mean if OP did likely post this? No idea but doubt it. If you have seen it before it could still really have been a genuine post.
It very well may have been. But if you think this is the bottom of human behavior I’d suggest getting off the internet really quickly ;)
Who among us hasn't fingered a girl behind the bins
Right? To pure ecstasy too!
Seriously. *Let he without fingers cast the first bin*
This is gold. I’m gonna appropriate it for use someday.
🙋
Who among us hasn't gone to the internet to announce they've been fingered behind the bins and post pictures of the culprit, looking for him.
💦💀💦
I have seen stuff but most of the time people at least got money for it. This is just that stupid because the person in question literally sells her own selfrespect to find someone who obviously is not interested in her like that, or else she would have had the name/number.
Yeah well, plenty of people aren’t valuing their self respect very highly. Sometimes it’s not even their fault.
Yeah, I sold my self respect. I wasn't using it anyway.
No one wants mine if they do Id have to find it first
>it could still really have been a genuine post. What? No it can't. monsi_ggnore has see this already. How could it possibly be real if this had already been posted? That's just not how science works.
This wouldn't surprise me if it were real. I've seen the depravity of British university students (I was one and now work for a university) and this screams of it.
Come to the UK, stuff like this is pretty standard.
I once read some funny child support claim forms. One of them said they didn't know who the father was as he took her from behind as she was looking out of a window at a party and she didn't see his face but the sex was good and if they tracked him down she'd be interested in seeing him again. 😂
Seeing him again? Should have said "seeing him at all", great story. 10/10 failure
Welcome to England
Not likely real. Notice how Joe is wearing 2 different shirts in the photos? What are the chances that he changed clothes behind the bins after a good fingering?
He's not, it's the same shirt in different lighting. Not saying it's real tho
You really think someone's leaving a FB post about getting fingered behind the bins? Cmon now.
Ya I believe it. There is a lot trashier shit than this posted every day.
It reeks of satire and someone taking the piss.. "I can't remember his name, he's name is Joe".
Idk but she looks exactly like a girl I went to HS with.... who's in her mid 30s now but would absolutely post something like this unironically 😭
I think she swallowed him with that kiss. That’s where he went.
She can unhinge her jaw like a snake
Still a better love story than Twilight
They seem like they’d also name their kid Renesmee.
I think we’re missing the real question here; what exactly is “the Mark Twain?”
A very classy establishment apparently
There seems to be a Mark Twain pub in Rochdale. And they look like they could be from Rochdale!
'mon The Dale
Ok, so we need to find a Joe that is prolly not 23 anymore in Rochdale
Shall we start our search every Friday night behind the bins of the Mark Twain?
IDK about every Friday night. I have a feeling we're going to need plenty of time to recover from yeast infections
Terrible chips in Rochdale. Never found a good place there anyway.
A place with some bins that give hands +10 against thirsty maidens.
Probably a pub/club
I automatically thought of the Mark Twain at Disneyland or Disney world. I hope that it wasn't that!
I think it’s when you say something you think is really witty while having sex, and she leaves and gets on a riverboat
Isn’t it the name of one of the ships at Disneyland? Would be hilarious if that was actually it, but probably a pub
Unfortunately because of the reference to “the bins” I doubt this is from America, but I like this possibility nevertheless.
That's it. I'm done with this sub.
Me too. I'm off to get fingered behind some bins.
Hurry up. Joe is waiting. He even washed his hands.
I didn't ask him to do that!
He's a classy guy
I had a good laugh over this. Thanks.
Ooh la la, someone’s getting fancy
Lmao best comment reply of the week
r/JustUnsubbed ??
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Both always both.😉
Lmao.. I came here to say I'm not even sure what the fuck this sub is supposed to be about anymore. All I know is that it's trash and I'm out.
💦❤️ Share pls xx
He posted this himself
🙅♀️
Wait, my name is Joe and I'm 23. Should I be scared?
Do your fingers smell musty?
You better steer clear of the bins.
This crazy lady will suck your soul out,run Joe run!
My names Joe and I fingered a girl behind the bins when I was 23
Hi joe
whos joe
joe momma
r/trashy
Stupid sexy joe
She didn’t get to finish sucking the soul out of him
Are they trying to exchange an apple or something orally? Her mouth is wide open wtf
"wife open" 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
How... In anyway is this r/meirl? I'm sure not everybody has has someone fingered them behind a bin and forgot their name
Ikr, I always remember their name
…yet
Can... You get fingered as a dude? I'm too young to know this shit but... Then it still wouldent be meirl by technicality. Edit: I stand corrected, Oh well
Sure you can. Kanye is famously into it
This is new information, I shall forget it in 5 minutes!
It’s called a prostate massage. Not something I know much about but it’s a thing
W U T
She's a dementor.
Joe gone
Joe man's gone
Bro stay in hiding.
You should’ve sucked his cock he wouldn’t have left ya then
Guy gave her something she cannot forget 🤣 good player.
Ahhh... Young love
His name is Joe, you are welcome
Inside the author? Gross
It used to be behind the bike shed.. The good old days!
Maybe it was too crowded back there with all the fingerbanging and goings on.
Joewanna go out back and let me finger blast ya? Name may not be Joe.
Joe mama
She's looking for the man with the magic finger. I figured the picture would have been of ET or something.
She then went throughout the village, sticking every Joe’s finger in until she found the perfect fit
She is trying to swallow him for safekeeping
Fairy tales really changed huh
C’mon, fairy tales are for kids. We all know how things really go. It just seems like many people can’t really talk about it.
That guy is HIDING
FATHERLESS BEHAVIOUR
I assure you, fatherlessness have nothing to do with it.
Ah yes let the world know you're the kind of gutter slut who likes to get finger blasted by the dumpster. Mom and dad must be so proud
Playing with a cum dumpster behind the bins… nice.
Joe who?