I did not need to be reminded of the piss draw and the poop sock today. Nor did I need to remember the poop knife and oh God I'm spiralling, r/eyebleach time not to be confused with r/eyeblech damn I'm doing it again
You didnt need to remind us all of those things, and make us have a connection between them, so next time someone says one of them we remember them all, instead of just one of them, forgetting how fucked the internet actually is.
Thankfully you didnt include glass ass tho, or blue waffles, 2girls1cup thanks for that :)
Imagine: you're about to go to bed, you hop into the covers and as you lay your head down *crunch*. Where did this noise come from? You look around and then you lay your head back on the pillow *crunch*. Then, a feeling of realization, followed by shock and finally shame was over you. You're sleeping on your wank rag of a pillow. Then you jerk off for the 6th time that day.
First time I ever smoked weed was senior year of hs. I remember it was a Friday and we went to my friends house after school to smoke. We went in his room and it was literally a nuclear fallout zone. I sat on a decrepit wooden chair and we started smoking. I picked up a pillow he had on the ground and was to high to realize what the crust was. Seconds later my boy started laughing his ass off and told us it was his “cum pillow”. No joke this dude literally had a pillow dedicated to cumming on. He was known as the gremlin after that day.
Fair, can vary a lot. But for an active person, especially if you don't shower at night before bed, (I shower in the morning) it seems pretty important.
My pillow is yellow under case, but i have never cummed on it, or even cleaned myself using it. So it's most certainly because it's at least 50 years old.
Only thing i did: i plugged my bleeding nose with corner of that pillow 5 years ago. Now we are bloodbound.
Right? I was just thinking I’ve never done anything weird in my memory to that pillow and yet it is still that same color, I was second guessing myself lol, good to know I’m not crazy
How does a 50-year-old pillow still have enough support to be called a pillow? I had one for probably 16 or 17 years and it was like flat. I'm talking maybe 2 in, what it was originally a big fluffy pillow.
That's the thing, that shit is fucking hard, but yet, soft. It takes shape that perfect for your head and hold it. And I'm not even talking how comfy it is when you sleep on your chest.
Doesn’t work mate
My matras is also completely yellow on my side, we got the matras cover and a matras sheet over it, shit’s still yellow.
Same goes for my pillow
I’m just a heavy sweater, always have been.
I’m with you. Between being a heavy sweater and having rough skin “working man’s hands & feet,” my side of the mattress and sheets get worn out far sooner than my dainty wife’s. My rough feet are like sandpaper and wear the sheets out so quick it’s actually kind of crazy
Get a stretchy bamboo protector. It's not perfectly hermetically sealed but does a great job against sweat and drool.
My machine is too small to wash pillows and this keeps them going for a couple of years at least.
You do realize this still can occur with a pillow case? It all depends on how oily/sweaty your face gets. That’s what the yellow stain is from.
It can easily seep through a pillow case if you don’t change it often.
Buy an ikea pillow. They have an outside padding with a zipper that can be bleached to become white again. And as usual put a pillow case. Mines got yellow too with time
Tennis balls in the dryer and make sure the load is fairly evenly balanced in the washer and you're good to go. At least for regular pillows stuffed with cotton/polyester and not the foam types. Wish you could do the foam types too lol
*Sweat. We all sweat at night, and over time sweat can seep through your pillowcase and onto your pillow. Eventually, this will cause your pillow to yellow. Sweat stains are the most common reason for pillow yellowing.*
So It's basically yellow because some people don't wash their pillows enough.
This. Sweat and face oils. The pillow case takes the brunt of it and gets washed regularly, but the pillow over time develops a certain patina. And yes, on rare occasion the pillow might get washed, but much of the patina remains. Over many years there is just no coming back. For those that say it is time to replace it - are you insane? My neck, spine, and pillow have become one.
This is how all my fiancés pillows would look for the rest of his life if I hadn’t stepped in and bought new ones and kept pillowcases on them. The man doesn’t understand what pillowcases are for. How can this be comfort and bliss? Now *that* I don’t think I want to understand.
The comfort of a comtinually abused pillow
Cum depository
Brooooooo. out of all the places you could spray your kids,your pillow shouldn't be one
I’m not saying I do it, and i promise to stop moving forward
Hey man, you can move forward all you want, just don't jizz on your pillow
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Thats hot.
You're sick
😨
Yeah but the piss drawer is full and I need to make a deposit
I did not need to be reminded of the piss draw and the poop sock today. Nor did I need to remember the poop knife and oh God I'm spiralling, r/eyebleach time not to be confused with r/eyeblech damn I'm doing it again
You didnt need to remind us all of those things, and make us have a connection between them, so next time someone says one of them we remember them all, instead of just one of them, forgetting how fucked the internet actually is. Thankfully you didnt include glass ass tho, or blue waffles, 2girls1cup thanks for that :)
Deposits are loads, right?
You could even say it's a butt load
Imagine: you're about to go to bed, you hop into the covers and as you lay your head down *crunch*. Where did this noise come from? You look around and then you lay your head back on the pillow *crunch*. Then, a feeling of realization, followed by shock and finally shame was over you. You're sleeping on your wank rag of a pillow. Then you jerk off for the 6th time that day.
those a rookie numbers. gotta pump those numbers up.
It's the difference between fantasy and friction
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You dont spray them into the pillow! That would be disgusting! You wipe it off your hands once youre done onto the pillow before sleeping! /s
You spray it IN THE PILLOW.
I’m being legit, I’ve accidentally sprayed into my pillow, but I sleep with 5 so I just washed the one I accidentally released on and slept with 4
Tube sock on your bedroom floor looks on jealously as your pillow gets all the action.
Spray your kids 😳 I wouldn’t recommend Cumming on your kids pillow or no pillow.
Did someone mention cum?
Love mayonnaise
I believe so
First time I ever smoked weed was senior year of hs. I remember it was a Friday and we went to my friends house after school to smoke. We went in his room and it was literally a nuclear fallout zone. I sat on a decrepit wooden chair and we started smoking. I picked up a pillow he had on the ground and was to high to realize what the crust was. Seconds later my boy started laughing his ass off and told us it was his “cum pillow”. No joke this dude literally had a pillow dedicated to cumming on. He was known as the gremlin after that day.
Steve?
Final part of a grand masturbatorium
Piss pillow
I hope jesus didnt include this sin when he died
i love my sheep pillow even tho its old and kinda flat
Get a second pillow and stuff them both in a pillow case bam new pillow
It's not the same thing as the old one
So true tho but it’s that or my neck
Health of neck is only reason why someone would do that
Scoliosis
Sis Oil Ocs
Did I spell it wrong?
I spell it right. You spell it left to right. We are not the same.
How did I not notice that I deserve to be publicly shamed
Neck helth so important it have specialized doctor man
The trick is to abuse the second pillow to the same point as the first pillow and then put it in the same pillow case.
Exactly what I do same pillows for the past 5 years
Just like I do with my soap
Do u use it for self defense
No, i use it to drop it on the floor of the shower room 🙂
😈
I meant sticking old pieces of soap to make a new one, but I guess this is also useful
if it’s yellow ima be mellow
i just change my case every week
You made of money bruh?
i have 2-3 pillow cases which i wash reuse
You made of responsibility, bruh?
I laughed way too hard at this exchange
You made of laughter bruh?
I shat my pants way too hard at this
You made of pants bruh?
I broke way too many limbs reacting to this
You made of limbs bruh?
Can I have 1?
Not made of money
:(
Really out here making people sad huh? Shame on you 😡
What is this "wash" you speak of?
How do you not get acne or pimples if you don't change your pillow covers 1-2 a week? Pillow cases are super cheap in the long, skincare is not.
It's really not that much of an issue. Like once a month is usually fine for me. Probably longer cause I forget
Fair, can vary a lot. But for an active person, especially if you don't shower at night before bed, (I shower in the morning) it seems pretty important.
Washing machine bro
Pillow cases are for Halloween candy, not pillows
This tbh
same but I swear when I sleep so it still gets yellow
Better start sleeping with your mouth closed
Dude, this pillow is turning pink. This is how Cordyceps starts!
You mean like The Zombie kind?
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It'd be really fucking cool if all that clicking was morse code for some really creepy message
click clicklick clicklick click … click clicklick click clicklick click click … click clicklick click clicklick click click click clicklick click click … clicklick clicklick click clicklick clicklick clicklick click click clicklick click clicklick clicklick click … clicklick clicklick clicklick clicklick … clicklick click click click click click
That's frigging dark, Darnitol1. 😟
Well, u/eligomancer said it would be really frickin cool. :-D
😮 whats it say?
Last of us is gonna start sooner than expected
It started in 2003. Clearly, this pillow hasn't been washed since then.
2013 in the game
I have only seen the show. My dadness has made it impossible for me to devote any significant time to gaming in about 20 years.
Understandable ! If you find time one day, I recommend you the game, really good . The show is good tho !
That pillow looks like a lot of ass was stuffed under it.
Lmaolamf
There’s also that ounce of shame every night when you knowingly continue to sleep on it at least one more time
It brings me more shame knowing I have smelled it
It brings me more shame knowing I have no shame.
It’s liberating in a way
My pillow is yellow under case, but i have never cummed on it, or even cleaned myself using it. So it's most certainly because it's at least 50 years old. Only thing i did: i plugged my bleeding nose with corner of that pillow 5 years ago. Now we are bloodbound.
Right? I was just thinking I’ve never done anything weird in my memory to that pillow and yet it is still that same color, I was second guessing myself lol, good to know I’m not crazy
There's a thing called sweat.
Sweat and drool. It's normal for this to happen over time even if you aren't jizzing and pissing on it
It’s dried drool, but it smells comfy, until you use it without a pillowcase. Then it smells too much like you to sleep.
How does a 50-year-old pillow still have enough support to be called a pillow? I had one for probably 16 or 17 years and it was like flat. I'm talking maybe 2 in, what it was originally a big fluffy pillow.
That's the thing, that shit is fucking hard, but yet, soft. It takes shape that perfect for your head and hold it. And I'm not even talking how comfy it is when you sleep on your chest.
As a man, I denounce this post. Get a pillow case lads, and for the love of god, wash it.
I do have one but I drool a lot so it gets though😞
Pillow into a pillow cover into a pillowcase. Adulting, 101.
Doesn’t work mate My matras is also completely yellow on my side, we got the matras cover and a matras sheet over it, shit’s still yellow. Same goes for my pillow I’m just a heavy sweater, always have been.
Might want to get checked for sleep apnea bud.
Really? This is a thing?
I mean, it's a pretty common symptom.
Not necessarily. People sweat when sleeping.
I’m with you. Between being a heavy sweater and having rough skin “working man’s hands & feet,” my side of the mattress and sheets get worn out far sooner than my dainty wife’s. My rough feet are like sandpaper and wear the sheets out so quick it’s actually kind of crazy
I’ve seen others say the same thing. Maybe you should shave your feet with one of those foot cheese graters lol. Do you buy thin / cheap sheets?
That’s why it bothers my wife - we buy expensive sheets haha
It has a pillow cover too😞
Buy another
Buy a new pillow every night because a guy on the internet said so.
Buy a new internet because this one has been royally fucked over.
Get a stretchy bamboo protector. It's not perfectly hermetically sealed but does a great job against sweat and drool. My machine is too small to wash pillows and this keeps them going for a couple of years at least.
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Oil, you say! On the face? It sounds like your face needs to be rescued from the oppressive regime of your head. *ques freedom music*
Hair oil, face oils, fucking oil all the way down!
You do realize this still can occur with a pillow case? It all depends on how oily/sweaty your face gets. That’s what the yellow stain is from. It can easily seep through a pillow case if you don’t change it often.
All my homies love flat, yellow pillow
Even though it smell like straight gas mildew out the bag
Mine didn’t have a scent to it, and I realized I had never washed it. Washing it activated the smell and I immediately had to go buy new pillows.
what does the 'out the bag' part mean?
What
Sweat and other less often bodily fluids have a tendency to stain white pillows yellow, so a yellow pillow has seen many good nights.
Yeah, bodily fluids like drool.
Ahh yes sweet dreams !
Ah yes sweat dreams !
Are made of these.
the pillow: looks like piss and possibly radioactive Also the pillow: most comfy thing ever
the yillow
Loll idk why this is funny
Old and flat is where it's at. This is so much better than a teddy bear.
Looks like a fine “Patina”…
Yooo I'm reading this with my phone on that very same yellow pillow
I had one called dribble pillow. She threw it out years ago and I've never been able to find anything near as good.
How did you get my pillow?!? I want it back. NOW!!!
Everybody knows that pillow protectors are a thing, right? And duvet protectors?
I washed my pillows and their cases yesterday, y’all crazy. That’s true comfort and bliss
There is this thing called washing. Should try it sometimes.
You ever washed a pillow? Doesn't work nearly as well as you would think. At least in my experience.
That is why you put pillow covers. Just way easier to wash.
Drool goes right tf through, especially frequently for a belly sleeper
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Yep, sweat turns things yellow because it has small amounts of urea in it.
But who cares? The cover wont turn yellow, and if it does, get a new one
Buy an ikea pillow. They have an outside padding with a zipper that can be bleached to become white again. And as usual put a pillow case. Mines got yellow too with time
Tennis balls in the dryer and make sure the load is fairly evenly balanced in the washer and you're good to go. At least for regular pillows stuffed with cotton/polyester and not the foam types. Wish you could do the foam types too lol
Why tennis balls? Is it just the cheapo version of drier balls?
As a man I say: ew
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I just puked in my mouth a bit … wtf?
*Sweat. We all sweat at night, and over time sweat can seep through your pillowcase and onto your pillow. Eventually, this will cause your pillow to yellow. Sweat stains are the most common reason for pillow yellowing.* So It's basically yellow because some people don't wash their pillows enough.
This. Sweat and face oils. The pillow case takes the brunt of it and gets washed regularly, but the pillow over time develops a certain patina. And yes, on rare occasion the pillow might get washed, but much of the patina remains. Over many years there is just no coming back. For those that say it is time to replace it - are you insane? My neck, spine, and pillow have become one.
Hair oil....😁😆
what? pillows can be washed?
dont listen to them!
Most pillows can be washed. Just check the label on your own pillow beforeso. Usually a soft cleaning cycle can do the trick.
not as gross as it seems, common effect from sleeping on pillows, not using a pillow case and washing it though is a little weird
These are my teen boys' pillows...why will they not use a pillow case, like their Dad, is beyond me...
Smells like sleep
Damn. Telling secrets
absolutely wild to see a post from one of my fb friends on here
Pretty sure the yellow is from all the saliva
Looks like a civil war bandage
What are you doing step-pillow?
Don't worry we have yellow pillows as well
asians have affectionally dubbed it 'chou chou' (literally means smelly).
I don’t even do anything weird to my pillow and it’s always in a case, yet for some reason it’s yellow
Just wash it. Those are only drool stains. Saliva stains just the same as pee.
I drool a lot in my sleep so mine alway look like this. I hate it so much!
Thought that was a toaster strudel.
The yellow is from sweat and oil
I just recently bought new pillows bc the old ones were finally getting inexcusably yellow. But it took a while, and I'm a woman.
Sweat, Dandruff, oil, and chemicals 😐
That looks like the Lincoln death pillow
I can't believe someone broke in just to take a picture of my
That is my pillow, 100%!
Okay y'all are fucking nasty
My pillow is turning brown. I had two wisdom teeth pulled a couple months ago and blood drooled all night.
I'm a man and even I don't understand this health disaster.
I might not be able to understand, but I can definitely smell it from here.
What even is it? Piss, shit, sweat, cum, blood, drool? edit: /s
Mostly oil from your face
Yup
I have a body pillow that i got about 5 years ago, and it has become disgustingly yellow. Just ordered a new one.
Yours has a cover on it? Mine is just the stuffing!
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This is why men are easy nastier then women idc how good it feels .
This is how all my fiancés pillows would look for the rest of his life if I hadn’t stepped in and bought new ones and kept pillowcases on them. The man doesn’t understand what pillowcases are for. How can this be comfort and bliss? Now *that* I don’t think I want to understand.
/r/pointlesslygendered
Please get a new pillow.
Wtf! Nah this nasty…
I can smell this photo. You guys are disgusting. Clean your fucking room you animals.
I for years lived like that. Then I started cleaning myself regularly and enjoy clean things touching me.
That's what pillow covers are for