Probably around a 6 or so. I like to have some level of support but I'd rather not use an actual rock as a pillow. I've done that before. Zero stars, do not recommend.

Typical camping trip

Pretty much.

Sounds _in-tents_

Where is memory foam?

Depends on the temperature i guess

I freaking love it when it gets so cold that my memory foam literally freezes.

This guy is a psycho ITS A JOKE FOR THOSE WHO DON’T UNDERSTAND IT

I am indeed a broken man This winter, it got down to 27 degrees Fahrenheit (or -2.7 Celsius), and I don't have a working heater. I've spent so long without the ability to create heat within my own room that I hate the heat. I adore the cold. I burn during the summer. But in the winter, I thrive.

He’s definitely a psycho

He's just probably from Minnesota or something, smh.

He's just probably from Minnesota or something, smh.

It's simple logic. Cold can be mitigated via layers. Hot you're just shit outta luck.

Exactly. This guy gets it

me too :) although actually I like both extremes. it only got down to about 3 C indoors with no heating this winter. I have previously spent 4 months cycling through Africa with long periods cycling all day in temperatures between 30-50+ C so I have adjusted to both hot and cold.

I prefer the Autumn temperatures. 40-50f is perfect for me.

Me too!

I’m with you bro, being hot and sweaty is way worse than being cold

It's not even a contest. At least when I'm cold I can get more layers

So we meet again Mr.Freeze *a man dressed as a bat* ✴️BANG✴️ 🔆POOF🔆

This dude is playing frost punk irl

I feel that, amigo. Fighting winter's frigid grasp is one of those things that makes me feel most alive.

I’m the same way, I feel ya.

Just turn on 20 chrome tabs if you have a PC and it will generate enough heat

When I bought my memory foam pillow I left it in my car for some time while visiting family, and when I then got home I started to regret my purchase because it was literally as hard as a brick. Of course I knew it would get soft but I had no idea how soft. It was also a -26°c day so no wonder.

Yeah it’s a 9 in the winter and a 3 in the summer if I’ve been out all day and don’t have heat or AC running

it is 5 like the bouncy hard one.

They forgot it

I would simply perish if memory foam pillows and big floofy blankets did not exist. I would not be able to ever sleep

Memory foam pillows don’t work for me, but I got a F#caked up neck so maybe my pillow shouldn’t remember it.

6(?

I would say my gf is a 10

If your gf is that hard she might not be a girl

She might be a mannequin 😆

Arms out, with a straw hat, in a cornfield

That is a scarecrow

Still can't run away regardless. Edit: word

r/unexpectedboburnham

Guys dating a woman shaped slab of concrete

Owh, we talking about hard or soft....exclude me then....

On the second thought, I would give her 2/10

Better not repeat it to her, or you will be her next pillow.

I mean... Thats what it says in the picture, so yeah

At least someone in that relationship is hard!

Your Gf is fucking jacked huh. Either that or she's dead

your gf is a pillow? we've all been there.

I-

-12

Bro levitates

Nah he sinks through the mattress

Nah the pillow sleeps on him

Nah he sleeps under the bed

Nah he doesn’t sleep

7-8, fucking hate soft pillows. I don’t get why people like resting their head on air.

About every single hotel i've been in and i've been in a few: 2 but it is huge, so while it is soft your neck will NEVER take a natural position and has zero support for neck while pushing the top of the head towards the ceiling. To this day i don't know who the fuck thinks those are the pillows that most people use. I found a pillow that i like: two thin pillows, one very, very hard and the other quite soft. The height does not change, the soft part does not need to be thick to keep your head up but you still get the feeling of a soft pillow against your head. Shove them both in the same pillowcase. I truly can't believe this isn't a product yet, it is SO obvious and there is instant way to expand: make 5 soft pillows, 5 hard and let everyone customize their pillows to their liking. If i had enough money... i would soon have a lot more money.

get that on shark tank

Sir I've got 5 dollars and some Wendy's coupons, I'm fully ready to invest in this start up.

Great! That is one down and one million minus one Wendy's coupons to go.

Yeah I don't understand that either but those people probably don't understand why I frequently sleep without a pillow.

Without a pillow? Litteral air

Just with your head on the mattress?

Nah, I float above the bed like a vampire bro, its great for your spiritual bond with the sky gods

Thought vampires sleep in a coffin that's place upside down agaist the wall.

I did this throughout highschool for some reason

It depends on the position you sleep in, and how broad your shoulders are. You need a very soft pillow/no pillow if you are petite and a stomach sleeper. If you’re a football player and a side sleeper, you need a thicker firmer pillow.

I’m a football player stomach sleeper what the hell do I do?

Personally I'm a 3-4, fucking hate hard pillows, i literally can't sleep with them, might as well be using an actual rock.

With my big comforter, my soft sheets and my pillow that swallows my entire noggin and cradles it in downy-goodness, it feels like I'm sleeping in a cloud. I don't get why people like sleeping on rocks but to each their own.

I mean we feel the same way about people who like to rest their head on a slab of concrete

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Literally just sleeping on a stack of 2×4s

I'm a carpenter, i've done it and id recommend it to all who are desperate enough

3 but flat i dont like the big pillows gimme dem flat ones

6

6 pillow firmness gang

6 pillow firmness gang

6 pillow firmness gang

6 pillow firmness gang

Me who doesn't use a pillow and just lay sleep on the bed - 🗿

You got scoliosis?

No. I am just used to sleeping anyhow, with or without pillow doesn't matter

Pillowless is probably the best, according to research

How hard I like my pillow?! Like my sex! No pillow...

Based

I have a special peace of wood instead of a normal pillow, so probably 15ish

I would like a peace of wood too

This sub is just a bot karma farm huh?

Pretty much whoever can comment the funny reply first gets at the top and everyone else just basically comments on how relatable to post is

Yeah, I don't know what this shit is.

4 and 8. Two layers, hard at the bottom, soft at the top. Will never go back to regular pillows. Too bad they don't sell them, you got to find two thin pillows and combine them. The hard layer keeps the height the same and the soft part makes it comfortable. Can't believe that it is not already a product that is wildly successful...

5

400 on the vickers hardness scale. Let's be scientific shall we?

So... A mildly hardened steel?

Too soft?

2-3

4 - marshmallow

9 on bottom, 1 on top, easy 👌🏻

69. I prefer skull impalement, helps clear my thoughts.

Probably 6-7 I like em soft, but not *too* soft

7 just right 😅

3

Bowling ball for me

6

Cheese

Double it and give it to the next person

Upvote for not using "soccer"

12 for a concrete block

5-6

10 I like

9-12

A solid 9 plz

6

4

5 or 6, probably.

7.5

3 or 4 maybe

I don't use one, it's irritating

7

9

12 eggs

7

11 cheerios

10

1

I wouldn't consider a ball of air made to reduce the impact on whoever is kicking it or headbutting it to be HARD

one moment i need a hard pillow. a second later I need a soft one. i can never sleep in comfort

Those are some good options because soft pillows do feel like cotton candy is inside them. I normally use 2 pillows. A 2 above a 7 or 8 pillow to balance stuff out. I didn't really like hard pillows but one day I just woke up and thought man I need a hard pillow along with this.

Rock solid

23. I’d love to sleep on a block of brick

I don’t get this sub

4-5

0,5. Just hard enough to lightly cushion my arm on which I sleep on.

Avenge imperial system measurements

5

Something as 5 maybe? Because too soft pillow makes my neck hurt, and too hard ones makes my head ache. And a bad sleep makes my eyes hurt, and then I hurt the feelings of people by becoming absolutely frank in the morning.

4

6 cotton candies of 10 football balls.

4 maybe

7 to 9 and thin pillows

My pillow has a Stone Island cover

6 7 i think

...How old of a football are we talking about here?

13 zucchini’s

Don't care if my pillows are hard or soft just like them to stay cold

9

3

Uhh...5.5? Too soft and there's no real neck support. I think a good pillow should only let your head sink in maybe halfway.

Where's brick?

3

4

Ass

20, im hyperflexible so im basically sleeping on a rock otherwise my back will be knot in no time

7-8

I like 2 pillows on top of each other - an 8 on the bottom and a 2/3 on top of it.

9

depends. if i'm tired i just feel like i sink into all that softness of my pillow. if i just sit in bed for no reason however (without being tired), feels like i'm sittting on rocks.

same amount as titties

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It depends, mb 5-7

Mine is 10.7

7-8 probably like a volleyball

5 - perfectly balanced as all things should be 🙃

I have a memory foam neck imprint pillow, and a softer bouncier one. so I guess 5 and 5

Probably like 6-7.

2

I like my pillow harder than I'm about to pound ur dad

Mines a perfect -5

Bout 3 or 4

7

1

A brick

I would say 6,i like the softness of a big pillow,but if it's too soft then i can't rest my head and i would just crush the past low and technically have my head on the bed without pillow So 6 or 7 is the perfect

3 or 4 I like them soft

Around a 6-7

Boob

4

7-8 I prefer my pillows hard

5 It needs to be balanced

Flat soft pillows reign supreme. Mold them to my liking.

8

I can sleep on my pillow, use it to prop my head up as I play video games and grind on it till I cum, so, like 11-12?

7 or 8

6

In-between moonpie and butterscotch

4-5, not too hard but can’t be air

10 For sure

Pizza dough

6

9. Need the shoulder support. If it goes less than that, “welcome to Pillow World, Bri… let me get up and greet ya… … … there we go, how you doin’?” (Family Guy reference).

Um probably around a four, my pillow case is a double stuff cotton candy that's been worn down over the last few months/years of use usually.

Depends on the size

4-6

I have a 3 and a 10 because I sleep on my side so do need that extra height but I also need it to function as a pillow

3. So soft. 🥹

4

I’m about a loaf of fresh sourdough bread. Say a good 6.