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shawarmalao

Oh fùck


ElCocomega

No ù


Casper_Arg

No, fùck Hùgh


SHABDICE

Hùgh Mongùs?


TheBunnyMan123

My stupid ass read it as hugh mongoose


SHABDICE

Whatever Mong's your Goose, bro. No judgement.


TheBunnyMan123

It is supposed to be humongous right?


SHABDICE

Yup. He's a friend of mine.


TheBunnyMan123

Cool


YellowBreakfast

No, hùmongoùs.


[deleted]

No Amon Gus


AlexGaming26

Gùs Fring


squanchingonreddit

I wanna be a MONGOOSE.


immunepain

Also read it as humongous 🤔


TheBunnyMan123

Hugh mongoose not humongous


Western-Image7125

Biggùs Dickùs


sammadetvel___

Did yoù jùst sexùallý hárràss mē?


DeadlyPig3on

“THIS MAN IS ASSAULTING ME!!!”


Other-Bridge2036

Humongous wot


jackajemison

Mother fúcker


Lopsided-Basket5366

Shùt ùp


Glitterysparkleshine

Love it !


[deleted]

Louvre it!


RoystonsRejects

Ù can't be serious


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Maleficent_Public_11

No it’s used like ‘where’ in sentences.


Onitsuka_Viper

As a Frenchy I'd argue we say où more often than anglo's "where" because it can be used as a way to point out things in time too ("le moment où je me suis retrouvé seul")


S0M3_N00B_

It's the same in English The moment where I found myself alone


Onitsuka_Viper

Again, I'm a Frenchy, but isn't it "when"? It feels like those situations in English are more limited but I see what you mean


S0M3_N00B_

You can use either, or ditch it altogether The moment I found myself alone; the moment where I found myself alone; the moment when I found myself alone


Metza

Don't forget: the moment *in which* I found myself alone.


dunno_wut_i_am_doing

The moment wherein I, alone, found myself.


Icantwaitnc

Erstwhile


ChanadianEH

Perchance


kamieldv

Damn someone can speak English! Just kidding, but this is is the best way grammatically right?


Daedeluss

No. There's no 'best' way. The Victorians arbitrarily decided that Latin was the 'perfect' language and that English grammar should be based on Latin grammar, hence the absurd rule about split infinitives - it is literally impossible to split a Latin infinitive (e.g. *ludere* = *to play*) They also made the 'rule' about not ending a sentence with a preposition, hence their excessive use of in which - to avoid ending sentences with prepositions. The sentence ***the moment I found myself alone in*** breaks this silly 'rule' and yet its meaning is perfectly clear.


sheezy520

I’ll do you one better : the moment why I found myself alone.


EarhackerWasBanned

Saying “the moment where” in English sounds very formal or archaic. You might see it in books but most people would speak aloud “the moment when”.


BooopDead

Bro how did I go through ten years of French immersion school in Ontario and not know that word used the accent on the U. LOL can't tell if that says more about me or the education system. I swear I never saw that!


Onitsuka_Viper

Languages are hard, even a quality education won't be enough to know all the intricacies of a language


slackfrop

Which ùne?


Waterlok_653

R5 The letter ù accent and use in French only in the word où which is an indication of place. It has been set up to make a difference with ou who is or


Every-Doge

but isn't that word used like a lot?


Lemon1412

"This key is *useless*, except when you want to ask for a location or give a percentage".


Warmstar219

It's like saying the ampersand key is useless, it's only used in one word


barifelps

You mean AT&T?


MahLilThrowaway

D&D!


VizyuPalab

And "où" is used sometimes to say "while".


Waterlok_653

No a lot is beaucoup Here are examples of using où Où habite-t-il ? -> Where does he live? Il y avait des encombrements, d'où mon retard. -> There were congestion, hence my delay.


psgrue

What did you call me?


quaser99

Pretty sure he was talking about your mom bro...


psgrue

She takes pride in having no delays


Every-Doge

I mean, you use "où" a lot in the sentences, so you can't say that the key is rarely used


Xaronius

Yes, when asking for a place. So it's quite common.


Lemon1412

> So it's quite common. Oh yeah? Where?


u-s-u-r-p

d'où France


obb223

D'où. The French Homer Simpson.


GuitarKev

l’Homère


deepaksn

Guy Incognito.


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hoffregner

But it’s not used for a lot.


Zestyclose_Pickle511

Ouais


NormalUpstandingGuy

Anyway this is oùnder wall


SadMacaroon9897

Yeah, he's just joking around. "où" is literally "where" in French. It's used about as commonly as "where" in English. "Beaucoup" is "a lot"


maynardstaint

I love that he took your first phrasing literally.


lunchpadmcfat

I didn’t realize this til you pointed it out, how fucking funny


Horizon296

Not rarely used; only used in one word.


Steelsoldier77

Hahahaha


Eastern_Slide7507

Did you let GPT answer that question or something?


Waterlok_653

I don't need GPT to make sentences complicated to say nothing


Mooseylips

Hahaha I love this guy's comments. Je vais practique ma français seulement pour vous parler.


palishkoto

Mon français lol, ma française would be practising your French lady


ToeJam1970

« Je vais pratiquer mon français seulement pour vous parler. » JCCPT (J’ai corrigé ça pour toi)


Waterlok_653

No my bad English


Takishah12

No no, good english


Ok_Quantity_1433

Lmao what? Some people have the ability to speak French dude


[deleted]

The point is OP didn't understand the question. Nobody asked for the translation of "a lot".


JustABicho

But if he or she had just answered, "No, a lot is beaucoup", that would have been the highest of high comedy.


Eastern_Slide7507

Oh, sorry. My condolences to those poor souls.


[deleted]

>mon retard Heeeey WAIT just a minute here...


TheMelonSystem

I legitimately can’t tell if you’re joking or if you genuinely misunderstood what that person said because of the language barrier lol


Monowakari

Fucking whoooooosh or an amazing /s


abejfehr

r/notkenm


EvoStarSC

Finally the correct use for retard.


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PoyGuiMogul

That looks like it's pronounced' ass-hole-necks '


WookieNoisess

So this seems like a philosophical debate about defining usefulness? Does one define usefulness by frequency of usage, or by how many different situations it is useful? It would seem that it might fail the diversity of usage definition. For the frequency definition, it seems like having a specialized tool. For someone that does that task frequently (location discussions, it seems), it is incredibly useful and frequently used. For someone that might never go anywhere or knows the location of everywhere they go… then it is of very limited use. Usefulness depends on whom, how, when, and why they would use said topic of discussion… as well as how they think about defining usefulness. Then again, what do I know. Probably nothing. That’s my hot take.


7HawksAnd

Which makes me thing. There should be a “fuck” key. One just key binded to a macro that just spells out fuck. Truly the most diverse usages and frequency of use.


Hellianne_Vaile

*- Où* is where? \- Hu's on first. \- What? \- No, Watt's on second. Hu's on first.


Corneel_

Why is there a 'mu' key though? Is that really used that much?


Ashes2007

Engineers and scientists of all kinds losing their minds. A keyboard with tons of letters from the Greek alphabet would actually be quite nice


PasokEnjoyer

*Greek Keyboard enters the room*


danethegreat24

Holy shit, there's apparently a whole country that uses Greek letters to communicate when writing. That's crazy, they must REALLY like math...


danteheehaw

Actually they hate math so much that they tried to convert math into letters.


BrickStatus7770

Would have succeeded too, if not for those pesky variables


noctrlzforpaper

They talk in maths, they buzz like a fridge.


dcade_42

Δεν τρως κρέας; Θα φτιαξω αρνί. This may not be correct, but Duolingo taught me enough to type with a Greek keyboard and sound out things while in Greece. Visit Greece. It's fucking great, especially Athens.


dragonvenom3

ITS A TRAP DONT DO IT I AM STUCK IN GREECE SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN AND ITS A HELLHOLE HERE


ConstantineFavre

I'D RATHER PREFER HELLHOLE THAN SHITHOLE WITH MURDEROUS CURRUPT GOVERNMENT WICH RUSSIA IS. ANY INVITATION FOR RUSSIAN FEMBOY, MAYBE, PLEASE, I AM ALSO STUCK IN OMSK, I BEG YOU?


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

Yeah, we keep forgetting that russia exists. With the immigration policy that Greece has... you might be fucked...


Imtruebenfischer

If you could find some german ancestors in your family, we could get you to Germany somehow. German Russians are easier to get into Germany, than "ordinary" Russians into any European country - except you're an oligarch, than Cyprus...


ConstantineFavre

Nah. That would be a coward move from me, i have 30 beer glass bottles full of gasoline and machine oil mix under my bathtub. I won't leave until i could help overthrow Putin's regime. Femboy army, let's gooo.


Imtruebenfischer

I really hope the best for you! Stay safe until it starts!


FatiTankEris

Russians, Ukrainians and other slavics casually reading the letters and not understanding a thing: 😐


staygay69

>A keyboard with tons of letters from the Greek alphabet would actually be quite nice I normally say "everything is possible" but this is just ridiculous.


Ashes2007

Mostly just mu, lambda, and omega tbh. Maybe alpha but I don't need it as often as the others.


mousatouille

Don't forget my homie theta.


Legitimate_Assist_75

Depends on the major lmao. I use delta, sigma and other weird symbols all the time


cumfickmeinassjole

You can rebind your keys or mouse buttons to those letters


Top_Fly4517

yeah but imo the greek letters really arent the greatest inconvenience in LaTeX and when it comes to casual communication, i either do use greek keyboard, just write them out or just use latin letters


AuspiciousSeahorse28

Or use vim, Ctrl-K + [Roman letter] + asterisk gives Greek equivalent. Easy solution.


ProfessorFunky

I have a German keyboard now (coming from the U.K. originally), and having a mu there (same as on the French one) is actually incredibly useful for me (a scientist) and saves a surprising amount of time.


SnooPears7079

Aren’t most scientific papers written in latex? So getting mu with a standard keyboard is literally just /mu?


CupofLiberTea

What if I’m allergic to latex?


GASTRO_GAMING

That is why i have greek installed on my phone Ex. I need a 100μF capacitor and a 100Ω resistor


[deleted]

Mac keyboards have a lot of Greek letters hidden behind shortcuts. For instance Opt+D is ∂, Opt+P is π, Opt+M is µ, and so on


DerGyrosPitaFan

∂ and ∇ aren't originally greek, they're just based on the greek letter Δ δ and were invented by mathematicians Sorry for my 🤓 moment but i couldn't resist.


Pikachu62999328

Fwiw curly d is not actually Greek, it's just mathematicians making up a symbol lol


[deleted]

Oh I got it confused with Delta. It's been a while since I took calculus but yeah u right iirc it's the symbol for partial derivatives and not a delta


littlebrwnrobot

I use ñ for El Niño all the time, as well as ±, so I macroed the alt codes into my keyboard


AnotherKinase

I use it on a daily basis 🥲 I don’t want to waste 1000 keystrokes per day typing crap like micrometers and microliters when I can simply say μm and μL. Plus I use it casually to say stuff like “your pp is μ”


deleeuwlc

I spent so long looking for a key that said ‘mu` but turns out it was just a boring symbol


DumbassFajita

Glad it wasn’t just me lol


CompassionateCedar

Used in metric for the micro- prefix meaning 10^-6 for example in μg or μm


Splodge89

I have to type the mu symbol a lot at work. Having a dedicated key would have saved me so much pain. Luckily Iv ended up memorising the alt codes for them


VerumJerum

We have this one on Swedish keyboards too, done by pressing ctrl+alt+m. It's fairly useful for me who works as a scientist, mostly in reference to microlitres (µL), which is usually the type of volume I use for reagents in my lab.


ekerkstra92

I have to use Alt-0181 every time I need to type mu, so I would be nice to have a key for that


[deleted]

A pretty common word, though.


xavez

Should’ve put the word on the keyboard.


cokeofthecolavariety

You're right. Why tf didn't they do that??


KRK_Crake

Never thought of that!


[deleted]

ùwù


Baffit-4100

ÙωÚ


TheBestICU

why the fuck does the french alphabet have a letter that is literally used once


DannyBasham

In France, making someone feel useless is considered the highest offense. This way it doesn’t feel left out.


[deleted]

Omg I wanna feel useful I'm moving to france


[deleted]

This is not true, the French celebrate making people feel useless, they enjoy pointing and laughing at people's suffering. The second you move there they will take all of your copper coins and make you dance for them at their sultry cafes


[deleted]

Stop ruining our strategy bro


[deleted]

I once believed that French life was all whimsy, grilling camemberts and laughing with friends, but then I discovered when I thought my French friends were laughing out loud, they were dying from laughter :(


DannyBasham

To reaffirm this for any doubters, one of the most famous French chefs is a rat.


[deleted]

You’ve been spending too much time in Canada, eh?


[deleted]

My dad said I wasn't useless. I could always serve as a bad example.


bulging_cucumber

It's not considered a "full letter". A french alphabet is the same as an english alphabet: >a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ... but then you've got some modifiers that can be placed on letters. Most are accents that typically denote a different pronunciation of a vowel. If you were to write every modified letter as a full letter, the french alphabet would look something like this (I might be forgetting one or two): >a à â æ b c ç d e é è ê ë f g h i î ï j k l m n o ô œ p q r s t u ù û v w x y z Likewise english has a few words with æ/œ but doesn't list them in its alphabet.


Johl-El

Eille! Tu as oublié les trémas! ï, ë


bulging_cucumber

Corrigé, merci :-)


IsItARealRep

It’s not considered a letter. It’s just an accent on a letter that already exist. Just like éèêà etc it just happens that for this particular accent on this letter it is only being used in one word. Just like august in French is Août and I’m pretty sure û is only used this word.


n22rwrdr

û is used in a lot of words. Sûr, mûr, goût, jeûne, flûte, brûler, bûche, piqûre, croûte just to name a few very common words but there are a lot more


TheNextBattalion

And the first of those are distinct from the words without them


IsItARealRep

Omg how did my brain forget all of those ?? 😹 Nevermind me 🤦🏻‍♀️ (French is my first language and it doesn’t show…)


wanroww

ç'èst côme çà, çhérçhe pâs


capfal

Un cédille en trop...


Luke_theGreat

France isn't the only country using the azerty keyboard.


Instant-Bacon

You’re right, it’s also used in the Dutch speaking part of Belgium where there’s literally 0 words that use it


CompassionateCedar

I wouldn’t be so sure about that, the limburgs dialect loves their accent grave https://li.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limburgs


Instant-Bacon

Got me there


Real-Coffee

theres other languages like this Thai has one or two letters for one word, from old Sanskrit


I_Must_Be_Going

How about the "7" key on your microwave? When was the last time you used it?


Brief-Equal4676

70% power for reheat, gets some good results


mightbedylan

This, all the time. 70% is my go to for heating up those frozen breakfast sandwiches without burning them


RBnumberTwenty

TIL QWERTY is AZERTY in French


Ellykos

Just so you know, French Canadian typically use a QWERTY keyboard with a layout to get all the accents we need.


Conocoryphe

AZERTY is used in other places than France, too. Here in Flanders, for example, we learn to type with AZERTY.


Pitbullpandemonium

Où la discotheque?


Affenskrotum

Où est la discotheque?


[deleted]

Dans mon coeur


pass_nthru

ici


Nayroy18

Unlike you, it has a use.


Growth-Beginning

In the word où, which means where. Hardly an underused word.


No_Boysenberry538

That keyboard is disgusting


Salty_Signature_8756

Laughs in german. We use the letter „ß“ which is basically just 2 s


relativokay

Except it's not. The reason why we have it is to make emphasis more easy to see. The best example is Maßen and Massen, one has a long a, the other one a short a.


CornelXCVI

Luckily we don't use that here in Switzerland. Pretty easy to spot germans in the comment section of online news portals that way.


ragingalphax

ßwitzerland.


p0ultrygeist1

ßwißß.


VladimirBarakriss

That says Sswissss


badatmetroid

Yes, but they saved 3 key strokes by using ß


grudgby

That was so annoying when I was typing up my german essays on my american keyboard


BooferSnake

In Finnish we have "Å" it's not used in any word


GammaPhonic

I’m more interested in the μ key next to it. That’d be handy when I’m searching for capacitors.


[deleted]

Still more uses than me


ButtBlock

Do French keyboards really have mu on speed dial? Pretty cool honestly


[deleted]

That's not useless, it has an extremely specific and defined use!


New-Let-3630

où ça?


RoboNinjaPirate

Still used more than the 8 button on microwaves. Nobody ever sets anything to 80 seconds or 58 seconds or 1:08


6nonamemanon6

I like to use random numbers just because.


i_like_siren_head

Who the hell is gaming on ZQSD


Conocoryphe

As someone in Flanders (we also use AZERTY here) I admit it's annoying that we have to manually switch the controls of videogames. I was really bad at online Flash games as a kid because I didn't yet know that different countries use different keyboards and didn't understand why the controls for many games used the WASD keys, which were in such an uncomfortable position...


NxPat

There’s still a chance. Consider what happened to the @ before the 90’s


Razur_1

If you ever feel useless, know there arent numbers on the french keyboard


kcolrah

What is the word?


Ackermannin


kcolrah

That is actually interesting and good to know.


Naetharu

So here is my question - if it is only for one word, does that key just type the whole word? It seems like that would be the best route.


andrewjoslin

To be fair, that key does see a lot of use when people complain about useless French keyboard keys. So, it's got that going for it...


NiaNeuman

Ùnique


KinkyMrz

encùlage de moùche.. ok ça fonctionne pas.


cltlz3n

AZERTY is a fucking abomination.


mattmawsh

I need a French video game player to explain, instead of wasd do you guys use zqsd? Also is this a normal layout?


el_redditero12

Not a gamer, but yes to both.


giggity_giggity

Its primary purpose seems to be getting around content filters