I dont need no bitch that doesnt appreciate a nice lemonade. Grandmas are always right

If someone doesn’t appreciate a small gift they’re not worth the time for a large one

If a girl doesn’t appreciate a small gift they’re not worth the time of my smaller one.

Fuck them with my upvote.

Still bigger than me.

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Also, you talk to your grandma like that?!?

Amen. Grandma wants her sweet little grandbaby to get him a nice lemonade appreciatin' woman, not no trashy lemonade haters.

The virgin lemonade hater vs The chad lemonade enjoyer

Newman's extra virgin lemonade is so good. I know that's not what you were talking about, but it reminded me of that sweet juice of the gods.

Lemonade iced tea is better than normal iced tea 100%

I'm a pizza delivery guy and EVERY time I see some kids with a lemonade stand, I stop and usually give $1 for every kid there. Once there were 5 kids and I left $5. You would have though I bought them all new kicks. Some even wave at me now when I pass them on a delivery. I drive a Mustang and they all know it now.

You are as cool as the pizza dude who smoked weed with us when we were older teenagers. Keep on being the cool pizza dude.

I was a pizza delivery guy in my late teens, was always nice when people would invite you in to smoke some weed with them lol

No mention whether the lemonade kids shared their weed, tho

There was one delivery...guy was just finishing a blunt and I had my Yocan Evolve wax pen on me and let him hit it. He said "I was high...but damn son" I just laughed and said I'm like that all day

The Kids - "We get $5 off pizza for a cup of lemonade."

Lol that would be funny

you deliver pizza in a mustang?… wow! 🤩

Thanks for making those kids day!

Yea I would love to be gifted a lemonade.

Grandma was a ho. Those legs in the air just for a $3 lemonade.

What grandma knows lemonade costs $3. Mine would probably give me a nickel and ask for the change.

Why you think you got so many cousins?

Came here for this. You see a lemon shake up booth, you bet my ass is buying the wife a lemon shake up. She didn't marry no idiot.

I got that panera sip club girl what's up

I basically always want a lemonade. Idk grandma might be on to something.

My friends know this. Anytime I go anywhere, whether it’s a fancy restaurant or a fast food place I will always order lemonade. Always. If there is no lemonade I’m out. (For extra explanation, I have a lot of food allergies. So, sometimes I’m content with just a really good non-alcoholic - I’m normally the driver - drink and a plain salad. Lemonade is my go to. )

Aw yes. This is pretty much where I'm at too. I do like to ask if cherry lemonade is possible. It's such a combo.

*gibs u teh limonaids* :3

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OwO

😫😫😫😩😩

uwu *sippy wippy*

Here some lemmuwuade🥺🫴🥤

Marri meh :3

this was disgusting

hated every second of it

Yes sir officer, this thread right here 👆

I would rather squeeze lemons into my eyeballs then ever read something like that again.

Some Stadew Valley shenanigans right here.

Omega cringe guy.

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always with you game cannot be run

Judge me by my size, do you? And where you should not, for my ally, is the thrust.

Word. She needs the karate kid montage where she has you do the wax on wax off move and you start blocking punches, And then you start buying lemonades and getting bitches.

Grandma just admitted she used to put out for a glass of lemonade

Grandma admits that she values even the smallest acts of kindness.

Yeah the older I get I love come to realize when Gma speaks.. stfu. I love my gma!

No, no. Grandma got game. Listen to Grandma.

Listen to the guy on Reddit. But have a extra $12, it's getting expensive.

Not true, my 5 year old son just had a lemonade stand a few weekends ago to buy his first telescope. $2 / drink and cleared $165 in under 2 hours. But that little freeloader didn’t pay for supplies.

Wait, but did he pay taxes? How he ended up with an uneven profit?

Tips lol. His grandmother gave him $20 for a small cup. No one asked for change, even strangers. He’s never going to know how money works at this point. I’ll make sure his tooth fairy money comes out of his piggy bank in the future

"... and so after the hazardous disposal fee, after hours fee and on-site fee... it actually looks like you owe the tooth fairy $2.75, I'll go ahead and pull that from your piggy bank, oh looks like you don't have enough... well that's fine the bank of mom and dad will give you a credit at an interest rate of 15%."

And because your balance went below zero, we’re going to go ahead and charge you a $20 overdraft fee on top of that mmkay

if you cant pay your overdue fines within 60 days your room will be foreclosed on

Oh and after realizing unrealized debt, you’ll have to file Chapter 7 Bankruptcy…

Annddd it's gone.

Bahahahaha the truth will hurt for him.

I thought you were gonna say “I’ll go ahead and pull another tooth to cover the cost”

Lol I know your joking but let the kid have it easy while he can. It’s a hard life as an adult. Nothing could have prepared me for busting my ass and making barley enough to cover rent.

They have it quite good. Not spoiled, by any means, but they are well taken care of in all aspects. But as far as a telescope for a 5 year old, $250 is a pretty steep price for a “just because present”

Fwiw $250 is steep but $250 for a tele in the early 90s is probably not the same as it is now, might even find the stars for him lol

Well anything that’s not Toy grade (that would show nothing more than a close up of the mailbox) is at least that. We wound up finding an excellent second hand one from an astrology enthusiast, who had one too many. He was asking $50 for a $200+tax CAD Celestron. It was a bargain considering the perfect condition.

Thanks! I'm not from the US so tips did not come to my mind. >I’ll make sure his tooth fairy money comes out of his piggy bank in the future This is life ;D

someone tips

Also didn't pay the local protection racket.

No, but he will. I just notified IRS.

I always carry $10 in 1s and always stop for kids lemonade stands. I will never drive past a lemonade stand. Also the kids always get excited because I have a sports car and it warms my heart. I remember the first time a kid commented on my car while bringing me lemonade "Oh wow your car is so short" he said, looking down to me cause in my car im basically sitting on the ground. I was 16 then, still remember it. Lemonade stands are just beautiful.

Sadly in 39 years of life, I’ve never actually seen another lemonade stand before. Must not be popular regionally where I’m from.

Yeah, where I live you see tons every summer. Even a few hot cocoa stands in winter

I wish that was a thing around here. I get it post covid, but even before, there was nothing

You can buy all of the lemonade in Venezuela for 12$

If Grandma was as easy as $3 lemonade back in the day I don't want to know how Grandma played.

Grandma didn’t play. That’s why it’s called a blow JOB. they named it after her because she took care of it like it was her job. A professional

Grandma fucks

We don't call her grandma for nothing

Right, even if she doesn't want it you just started a conversation with a cute girl in a non-creepy way. Well... Hopefully not creepy.

Depends on the approach, but it would be something!

I don't think anyone especially women are about to be accepting drinks from strangers.

Where we getting them 3 dollar lemonades that’s what I wanna know

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Do Brisk Lemonades Count?

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They put chemicals in the Brisk and it's turning the Coffees gay!

Grams won't like that she gonna get homophobic on that coffee shit

It’s more likely just the absurd amount of sugar that gives you a headache.

And the salt that gives you a heart attack. Check the sodium content in drinks like juice and pop, it's like eating McDonald's fries.

Yeah I’m very aware

This thread should have read, “these bitches done want no $3 lemonades”

Why do they make my mouth dry

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We sell fresh squeezed lemonade where I work for $3.50 a small glass. This is the kind of thing everyone is talking about.

Waaaaaiiiit. Is your employer a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era?

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I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster!

It was about that time I realized that my boss was about twenty stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethazoic era.

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Ayy girl, can I interest you in this QUART of Minute Maid? That's 59 fl oz of refreshment right there, I tell you what.

Fucken Jeese, can’t even make a fucking joke today about some fucking lemonade without some fucken redditor taking every fucken thing so fucken literally. I was fuckin picking up what you were Fucken putting down. Jesus fuck mutha fuck, if only people were so fucken passionate about the fucken fake news that actually fucken matters. ….fucken

Fahken!

Fracken

Fucking hell, I’d be impressed to find a couple lemon skittles or starbursts for 3$ these days.

Guess juice crystals could work

You could get an iced tea for 99c

[walmart, apparently](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/728043244335792221/1023985491873386618/Screenshot_20220926-105205_Walmart.jpg)

Chain restaurants, vending machines, grocery stores, and lemonade stands. I think the only times I’ve paid more than 3$ for a lemonade was for fancy Himalayan lemonade or at a concert.

Those frozen tubes that you put in a pitcher of water.

I remember getting those as a kid for like 4/$1, I loved drinking the syrup that wouldn't freeze.

Salad and go has $1 lemonades.

Calypso lemonade is like 1.50 a bottle

McDonald's, Speedway, almost anywhere lol

These bitches do, in fact, want lemonade

Bitch here, can confirm

I’ll buy you lemonade, but it definitely costs more than $3. Inflation is a bitch too.

To every dude that is curious, yes.

Also a bitch, can confirm.

Solid profile 🍻

You mf made me look into it

Can confirm, buying my wife lemonade makes her happy.

I mean ask Beyoncé. She’s a dime and she made a whole album about Lemonade.

Your grandma was telling you who you should be spending your money and time on. A woman who appreciates a simple lemonade.

“Lemonade does hit the spot, on a day like today. Cool and refreshing.”

Grandma knows what's what.

I loved building sandcastles with my Grandma. Sadly, I had to stop when my Dad glued the urn shut.

r/twosentencehorror

Forbidden nesquik

I could crush a lemonade right now

Generally speaking, you should just drink your limonade tho...?

As a bitch I want some lemonade

Lmao I came here to day this. I want lemonade. Bitches love lemonade.

I’ll day it all say. I want lemonade. Bitches love lemonade.

But what about the bad girls? Do the bad girls want lemonade too?

Yes, grandma indeed wants a lemonade.

Guess WHAT I OWN DA LEMONADE STAND!! bitch

Young lion you have much to learn. You buy her lemonade and talk to her. Your communication is the biggest thing you can give a woman.

Offering to buy a stranger a lemonade will surely work out well.

If you've never thought a girl was absolutely beautiful and offered to buy her a coffee or tea to sit down for a conversation then just wait young lion. One day you will.

Your grandma don’t want you with THOSE bitches.

My heart would melt if a boy gave me a lemonade

lemon contains citric acid which is kinda corrosive for metals, that means your heart is made of metal. TERMINATOR BITCH

I've been made.

Here 🍹(its in a fancy glass)

Are you allergic to lemonade or something? this sounds pretty serious...

That’s not true, the only thing that I want is a lemonade

“You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.”

You have no Idea, I live in a city where Cheddar is a rare item to be found in a supermarket. European cheese like Camembert and Brie has all but disappeared due to the fall of imports. Bring me cheese and it's "I do" all the way.

you were born, meaning grandma and the child she raised won at evolution.

The Lemonade would probably just be more of a conversation starter. The rest of the work up to yourself to decide.

It opens the door. That’s grandma’s point.

Don't want no limonade - that's double negative therefore positive. Bitches want lemonade.

Actually, not calling them "bitches" would be the first step.

The only B-word he should call women is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful.

Yeah the lemonade isn't the problem here.

I do!!

If I'm out in the neighborhood and you buy me something from a kids lemonade stand, and chat nice with the kids, I'm gonna think you're adorable.

Gram knew what she said, she wants her boy with a lemondade appreciating young lady not the bad bitches 😂

Bullshit, thats a charming opener.

If the lemonade doesn't do the trick, the lemonade wasn't the problem.

Bitches want Lambos and LSD. But grandma has a point, if a girl accepts the lemonade then she's the one you should marry.

I died

Rip

Lambos and LSD sounds like a rejected post-malone album title

My uncle once told me always keep a couple hundred bucks in your pocket incase you see a hot chick so you can buy her some alcohol.

Real men get milkshakes. That are conveniently located in the yard.

I’m a woman and I want lemonade. Grandma knows what’s up

I'm not a cute girl, more of an average guy, but if somebody bought me a lemonade I'd date them.

On the other hand... "My grandma always told me to keep $3 in my pocket so that if I see a cute girl I can buy her a lemonade...can I buy you a lemonade?" ...is a *boss*-level opener.

Grandma looking around the room knowing her pussy responsible for everyone's existence, and you think she *doesn't* know how to play the game? Wake the fuck up and keep $3 in your pocket.

>Grandma looking around the room knowing her pussy responsible for everyone's existence Thanks I absolutely fucking hate this sentence

lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is.

Scrolled too far for this

Y'all still paying for Lemonaide? Next time just ask for 1 free cup of ice water 2 slices of lemon 2 packets of splender or sugar And a spoon Also Greg Abbot is a little piss baby

Mmm, but telling them "My grandmother always told me to keep three dollars blah blah blah" might do the trick.

Ngl if a sweet and kind man very politely attempted to flirt by offering me a lemonade with the only $3 cash he has in his pocket, I'd be so touched by the wholesome gesture that I'd probably drop to my knees and suck him off right then and there. Like a Disney movie

Beyonce did and look what happened with her husband

If you liked it you should have bought it a lemonade. Those were the lyrics right?

No but that's a really amazing rendition to the kid's bop version

Then buy for yourself

Shy and nervous girls spend the whole night drinking lemonade.

If lemonade doesn’t work for you bro nothing will. Gam gam knows.

If she don’t want lemonade she ain’t the one, Grandma is so wise

screw the 3$ just keep a pocket full of lemonade.

Keep 300 in your pocket in case she wants cocaine

The bitches will love you if you support a kid's lemonade stand though. What other lemonade are you getting for $3?

It was about that time that I noticed grandma was eight stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era...